A/N: The Weasley Boys all band together to sing a little ditty at Ron's graduation. Wackiness Ensues (oh, classic!!) The pairings are- Herm/Fred, Lav/Ron, Parv/George, and sort of Bill/Fleur.
D/C: All the characters belng to JKR *Get's down on knees and hails her* The song is 'Get Yourself A Badboy' by The Backstreet Boys- modified for the pleasure of all who are in love with one or more of the Weasleys.
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Lavender, Hermione, Harry, Parvarti, Padma, Seamus, Dean, Neville and all the other 7th years watched as a mass of red heads strode onto the stage in the Great Hall each grabbing a mike and waiting for the music to start.
Ron: If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a Weasley
Lavender gasped. Ron was a brilliant singer!
Fred: Yeah...I like this
Hermione just about fainted. Fred wasn't a bad singer, either. and he was SIZZLING in Charlie's leather pants.
George: Oh yeah...oh how
Parvarti stared, her mouth open. George was THE HOTTEST!!
Percy:C'mon
All the girls at Hogwarts stared at Percy. They had all realised that he was a complete SPUNK and he had by far the best singing voice out of all of them.
Bill: Ow
Professor Delacour, their DADA teacher was literally drooling.
Charlie: I like this
Even McGonagall was drooling by this stage.
Fred: If you want it to be wild, gotta know just who to dial, baby
Hermione screamed, "ALRIGHT, FRED!!!!!"
George: That's me
If you really like it hot, someone who has the spark, honey
Parvarti sank back in her chair, swooning.
Ron: Oh yeah..yeah uh-huh....
Ron took off his leather jacket, whirled it around his head and then threw it into the crowd of swooning girls. Lavender caught it, of course!
Percy: And if you wanna get it done, babe you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin' on
The rest of the boys copied Ron's jacket thing, and soon, the crowd was cheering louder, some girls slapping each other, bitch fighting for the jackets.
Bill: If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Babe he's gotta be the best
Charlie: And that's us
The cheering crowd grew wild. Girls were shooting sparks and stars into the air with their wands.
All: If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a Weasley
If you really want it good girl, get yourself a Weasley
Get it like it could be
Would be
Yeah like it should be
Fred and George: If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a Weasley
Hermione yelled- "I am planning on it!!!!!"
Ron: If you like it innovative, better get someone creative, honey (yes)
Lavender screamed.
Percy: And if you want it to be jammin', gotta get somebody slammin', baby (oh yeah)
And if you wanna get it done, babe you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin' on
A crazed girl in the audience screamed, "YOU got it goin on BABY!!! WHOO!!!"
Bill: If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Babe they've gotta be the best
Charlie: And that's us
Fleur thought, "BOTH of you? Well, that would be interesting!"
All: If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a Weasley
If you really want it good girl,get yourself a Weasley
Get it like it could be (would be)
Yeah like it should be
Bill: Now listen
Fred:These are things
That Molly shouldn't know
Hermione pushed an incredibly naoughty thought of BOTH the twins out of her head.
George:Things are fine
I really wanna know
Ron: Things are fine
I wanna show you how
Lavender thought, "OK, then show me!!!"
Percy: So won't you let me show you right now..oohh baby
Several girls in the audience screamed, "Show me, honey!!!" or "Show me SEXY!!"
Charlie and Bill: If you... yes
Percy: And if you wanna get it done, babe you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin' on
Bill: If you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask
Babe he's gotta be the best
Charlie: And that's us
Hermione, Lavender and Parvarti all have the same thought at once and scream- "IT SURE IS, GORGEOUS!!!!!"
All: If you want it to be good, gotta be like it should
If you really want it good
Oh how
If you really want it good!!
Ron and Percy: Ohhh...yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!
The entire hall breaks out in cheers. Hermione, Lavender, Parvarti and Professor Delacour all hurried onto the stage. Lavender jumped into Ron's arms, showering him with kisses. Parvarti launched herself at the twin she knew was George. Fleur pulls charlie and Bill to her on either side and plants kisses on each of their open mouths, grinning. Hermione stood, looking at the scene. Fred caught her eye and she grabbed him by the back of his head and pulled him into a scorcher of a kiss.........
