THE WEAPON SHOW



HOST: Hello, my name is Amy Anderson. Welcome to THE WEAPON SHOW. In today's show we will have 5 guests. Our first guest will be announced after the break.

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HOST: OK, now we're back! Our first guest is... Trowa Barton.

AUDIENCE: Yeah.

TROWA: .............

HOST: OK. Um, our next guest is Duo Maxwell !

AUDIENCE: Yeah.

DUO: Hi everybody! I'm Duo. What's your name, beautiful?

HOST: Um, Amy.

DUO: Well, hello Amy. What are you doing after the show?

HOST: That's none of your business. So, back on the subject of the show. What's your favorite weapon, Mr. Maxwell?

DUO: Please don't be so formal, call me Duo.

HOST: Ok. Duo, what's you favorite weapon?

DUO: Ah, let's see. Oh yeah, the scythe.

HOST: Ok, the scythe. Our next guest is...Quatre R. Winner!

Audience: Yeah.

DUO: Hey! What about me?

HOST: I'll deal with you later.

DUO: Oh, really.

HOST: NOT THAT WAY!!

DUO: Oh darn.

QUATRE: Hi everybody! Duo are you behaving?

HOST: No. How are you, Quatre?

QUATRE: Fine. And you?

HOST: Ok, except for the fact that Duo's being a hentai.

QUATRE: Duo, behave yourself!

DUO: Darn it.

HOST: Thanks. Quatre, what's your favorite weapon?

QUATRE: That's easy, my little pink pistol with flowers.

HOST: Ok. Right. Um, our next guest will be announced after this break.

DUO: So, you seeing anyone?

HOST: Go to commercial, NOW!!!!!

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HOST: Ok we're back. AND WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT OR I'LL CALL SECURITY!!!!!!!!!

DUO: Alright, alright.

HOST: Thank you. Now, our next guest is....Heero Yuy!

HEERO: Hn.

HOST: Not very talkative are you?

DUO: I think the most he's ever said is " I'll kill you".

HOST: Oh really?

HEERO: Shut it, Maxwell.

DUO: Eep.

HOST: Ok. Heero, what's your favorite weapon?

HEERO:( Has gun pointed at Duo)What do you think?

DUO: Help me.

HOST: Heero, put the gun down. Please don't shoot Duo.

DUO: Oh so you do care.

HOST: Maybe a little.

HEERO: EEWWW!! MUSHY STUFF, GROSS!!

TROWA: .........^_^*

QUATRE: AWWW!

HOST: Ok, our last guest.........Chang Wufei!

AUDIENCE: Yeah.

HOST: SHOW A LITTLE MORE ENTUSIASM PEOPLE!

WUFEI: Quiet onna.

DUO: Don't. Ever. Say. That. To. Her. Again!

WUFEI: Sorry. Just please move your scythe away from my neck.

DUO: Ok.

HOST: Thank you. So, Wufei, what's your favorite weapon?

WUFEI: The katana.

( Camera-man runs to host.)

HOST: Oh, we have a last minute guest. Please welcome Miss Relena Peacecraft.

AUDIENCE: BOO!!

RELENA: Hi!!

HOST: What's your favorite weapon?

RELENA: I don't have one. I dislike fighting.

HOST: Then why are you here?

RELENA: Oh. HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!!!!!!

HEERO: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Heero runs off set with Relena at his heals.)

HOST: Poor Heero.

DUO: Yeah. So how about that date?

HOST: Fine.

DUO: Really? Woohoo!

HOST: Alright. That's it for today's show. Bye!

QUATRE: Bye!

TROWA: ............

HEERO: AHHHHHHH! Bye!

WUFEI: Injustice, I mean bye!

RELENA: HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!! Bye!

DUO: See ya later!

THE END