THE WEAPON SHOW
HOST: Hello, my name is Amy Anderson. Welcome to THE WEAPON SHOW. In today's show we will have 5 guests. Our first guest will be announced after the break.
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: New on Toonami ! A new anime show, Dragon Ball Z! It's on at four-thirty on Cartoon Network.
HOST: OK, now we're back! Our first guest is... Trowa Barton.
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
TROWA: .............
HOST: OK. Um, our next guest is Duo Maxwell !
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
DUO: Hi everybody! I'm Duo. What's your name, beautiful?
HOST: Um, Amy.
DUO: Well, hello Amy. What are you doing after the show?
HOST: That's none of your business. So, back on the subject of the show. What's your favorite weapon, Mr. Maxwell?
DUO: Please don't be so formal, call me Duo.
HOST: Ok. Duo, what's you favorite weapon?
DUO: Ah, let's see. Oh yeah, the scythe.
HOST: Ok, the scythe. Our next guest is...Quatre R. Winner!
Audience: Yeah.
DUO: Hey! What about me?
HOST: I'll deal with you later.
DUO: Oh, really.
HOST: NOT THAT WAY!!
DUO: Oh darn.
QUATRE: Hi everybody! Duo are you behaving?
HOST: No. How are you, Quatre?
QUATRE: Fine. And you?
HOST: Ok, except for the fact that Duo's being a hentai.
QUATRE: Duo, behave yourself!
DUO: Darn it.
HOST: Thanks. Quatre, what's your favorite weapon?
QUATRE: That's easy, my little pink pistol with flowers.
HOST: Ok. Right. Um, our next guest will be announced after this break.
DUO: So, you seeing anyone?
HOST: Go to commercial, NOW!!!!!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: New on video. Endless Waltz! If you like Gundam Wing then this is the movie for you!! Buy it today.
HOST: Ok we're back. AND WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT OR I'LL CALL SECURITY!!!!!!!!!
DUO: Alright, alright.
HOST: Thank you. Now, our next guest is....Heero Yuy!
HEERO: Hn.
HOST: Not very talkative are you?
DUO: I think the most he's ever said is " I'll kill you".
HOST: Oh really?
HEERO: Shut it, Maxwell.
DUO: Eep.
HOST: Ok. Heero, what's your favorite weapon?
HEERO:( Has gun pointed at Duo)What do you think?
DUO: Help me.
HOST: Heero, put the gun down. Please don't shoot Duo.
DUO: Oh so you do care.
HOST: Maybe a little.
HEERO: EEWWW!! MUSHY STUFF, GROSS!!
TROWA: .........^_^*
QUATRE: AWWW!
HOST: Ok, our last guest.........Chang Wufei!
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
HOST: SHOW A LITTLE MORE ENTUSIASM PEOPLE!
WUFEI: Quiet onna.
DUO: Don't. Ever. Say. That. To. Her. Again!
WUFEI: Sorry. Just please move your scythe away from my neck.
DUO: Ok.
HOST: Thank you. So, Wufei, what's your favorite weapon?
WUFEI: The katana.
( Camera-man runs to host.)
HOST: Oh, we have a last minute guest. Please welcome Miss Relena Peacecraft.
AUDIENCE: BOO!!
RELENA: Hi!!
HOST: What's your favorite weapon?
RELENA: I don't have one. I dislike fighting.
HOST: Then why are you here?
RELENA: Oh. HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!!!!!!
HEERO: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Heero runs off set with Relena at his heals.)
HOST: Poor Heero.
DUO: Yeah. So how about that date?
HOST: Fine.
DUO: Really? Woohoo!
HOST: Alright. That's it for today's show. Bye!
QUATRE: Bye!
TROWA: ............
HEERO: AHHHHHHH! Bye!
WUFEI: Injustice, I mean bye!
RELENA: HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!! Bye!
DUO: See ya later!
THE END
HOST: Hello, my name is Amy Anderson. Welcome to THE WEAPON SHOW. In today's show we will have 5 guests. Our first guest will be announced after the break.
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: New on Toonami ! A new anime show, Dragon Ball Z! It's on at four-thirty on Cartoon Network.
HOST: OK, now we're back! Our first guest is... Trowa Barton.
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
TROWA: .............
HOST: OK. Um, our next guest is Duo Maxwell !
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
DUO: Hi everybody! I'm Duo. What's your name, beautiful?
HOST: Um, Amy.
DUO: Well, hello Amy. What are you doing after the show?
HOST: That's none of your business. So, back on the subject of the show. What's your favorite weapon, Mr. Maxwell?
DUO: Please don't be so formal, call me Duo.
HOST: Ok. Duo, what's you favorite weapon?
DUO: Ah, let's see. Oh yeah, the scythe.
HOST: Ok, the scythe. Our next guest is...Quatre R. Winner!
Audience: Yeah.
DUO: Hey! What about me?
HOST: I'll deal with you later.
DUO: Oh, really.
HOST: NOT THAT WAY!!
DUO: Oh darn.
QUATRE: Hi everybody! Duo are you behaving?
HOST: No. How are you, Quatre?
QUATRE: Fine. And you?
HOST: Ok, except for the fact that Duo's being a hentai.
QUATRE: Duo, behave yourself!
DUO: Darn it.
HOST: Thanks. Quatre, what's your favorite weapon?
QUATRE: That's easy, my little pink pistol with flowers.
HOST: Ok. Right. Um, our next guest will be announced after this break.
DUO: So, you seeing anyone?
HOST: Go to commercial, NOW!!!!!
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: New on video. Endless Waltz! If you like Gundam Wing then this is the movie for you!! Buy it today.
HOST: Ok we're back. AND WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT OR I'LL CALL SECURITY!!!!!!!!!
DUO: Alright, alright.
HOST: Thank you. Now, our next guest is....Heero Yuy!
HEERO: Hn.
HOST: Not very talkative are you?
DUO: I think the most he's ever said is " I'll kill you".
HOST: Oh really?
HEERO: Shut it, Maxwell.
DUO: Eep.
HOST: Ok. Heero, what's your favorite weapon?
HEERO:( Has gun pointed at Duo)What do you think?
DUO: Help me.
HOST: Heero, put the gun down. Please don't shoot Duo.
DUO: Oh so you do care.
HOST: Maybe a little.
HEERO: EEWWW!! MUSHY STUFF, GROSS!!
TROWA: .........^_^*
QUATRE: AWWW!
HOST: Ok, our last guest.........Chang Wufei!
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
HOST: SHOW A LITTLE MORE ENTUSIASM PEOPLE!
WUFEI: Quiet onna.
DUO: Don't. Ever. Say. That. To. Her. Again!
WUFEI: Sorry. Just please move your scythe away from my neck.
DUO: Ok.
HOST: Thank you. So, Wufei, what's your favorite weapon?
WUFEI: The katana.
( Camera-man runs to host.)
HOST: Oh, we have a last minute guest. Please welcome Miss Relena Peacecraft.
AUDIENCE: BOO!!
RELENA: Hi!!
HOST: What's your favorite weapon?
RELENA: I don't have one. I dislike fighting.
HOST: Then why are you here?
RELENA: Oh. HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!!!!!!
HEERO: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Heero runs off set with Relena at his heals.)
HOST: Poor Heero.
DUO: Yeah. So how about that date?
HOST: Fine.
DUO: Really? Woohoo!
HOST: Alright. That's it for today's show. Bye!
QUATRE: Bye!
TROWA: ............
HEERO: AHHHHHHH! Bye!
WUFEI: Injustice, I mean bye!
RELENA: HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!! Bye!
DUO: See ya later!
THE END
