Chapter 2
"Yes, Im a Tyrant named Mr X, and so what?"
Sigma told Crono and Zero that one of his friends would release one of Umbrella´s most powerful Bio-Weapons, the Tyrant.
Crono and Zero decided that they must get their arses moving, or else the evil creation would kill them, so they began to run across the streets to inform their friends.
-"I don´t know, and if that Sigma guy was lying?" -Crono said while running.
-"Nope, he doesn´t like jokes, it must be true" -Zero replied.
-"I still think he is a Tyrant."
-"No, Tyrant´s more handsome than Sigma"
In a few minutes, Crono and Zero located Marle, who was still crying.
-"Marle?" -Crono asked.
-"BWWWAAAAAAA!! X!!!!" -Marle cried loudly.
-"Marle, we must get our arses outta here, Umbrella will release a Tyrant." -Zero informed.
Marle stoped crying, and then she said: -"What? who the hell is Tyrant?"
-"It´s a bald, ugly guy, who will chase us all around Arris City." -Crono replied.
-"I will get my way to the S.T.A.R.S H.Q. to inform Lucca." -Marle said and she left.
(Meanwhile, between two trash cans)
-"Now, my dear Tyrant!, chase your victims! HA HA HA!" -Queen Zeal laughed.
-"..........." -Tyrant (In his humanoid form) remained silent.
-"Now! say mommy! C´mon! say it!"
-"........."
-"Ok, say Umbrella!"
-".........."
-"Say Lavos!"
-"........."
-"That´s enough for me, now go! destroy Crono first!"
-"Ah, no" -Nicholai said -"Destroy Jill first!"
-"NO NO NO! Destroy X and Zero first!" -Sigma exclamed.
-"Ok, let Tyrant decide" -Nicholai said. -"Ok Tyrant, what do you decide?"
-"........."
-"HA! He said Jill!" -Nicholai said.
-"WHAT?! HE DIDN´T SAY ANYTHING!" -Sigma and Zeal exclamed.
-"Oh yes he did, now go Tyrant" -Nicholai said, and Tyrant broke one of the lab´s walls and left.
-"He has a big problem with walls, he doesn´t know how to use a door" -Zeal said.
(Tyrant found Jill quickly, but there was a little problem, Nemesis, one of his brothers was with her....)
-"........." -Tyrant thought.
Tyrant got close to Jill and then he thought: -".........."
-"So, who are you?" -Jill asked.
-".........." -Tyrant replied, or should I say, he didn´t replied.
-"S.T.A.R.S" -Nemesis said.
-"So, what´s your point, are you enemy or friend?" -Obviously JILL asked. (None of the other two characters can talk)
-"........" -Tyrant replied.
-"S.T.A.R.S!!!" -Nemesis exclamed.
But then, Tyrant took Jill by her neck, and began to struggle her.
-"S.T.A.R.S!!!!" -Nemesis punched Tyrant in the nuts.
Tyrant ran away holding his **** with his hands.
-"Thanx Nemy!" -Jill huged Nemesis again.
-"S.T.A.R.S" -He said.
-"You are the most powerful Bio-Weapon-Monster-S.T.A.R.S. killer!"
-"S.T.A.R.S"
(Back with Zero and Crono)
-"I felt something..." -Zero said.
-"What is it, someone is having a little fun behind you?" -Crono asked.
-"No, I felt like Jill is in trouble." -Zero replied.
-"Eh, Zero..."
-"It was an horrible feeling...."
-"Zero....."
-"We must go investigate"
-"Ze---ro--"
-"WHAT?!"
-"Isn´t that guy Sigma?" -Crono said pointing to a bald guy.
-"Mmmmhh... Nope, actually I think he is the famous Tyrant" -Zero said.
-"No, I know it´s Sigma."
-"He isn´t"
-"He is"
-He isn´t"
-"He is"
-"......." -The Tyrant walked up to them.
-"Hey! Sigma! WATCHADOIN?" -Crono asked.
-"......." The Tyrant didn´t answer.
-"I told you idiot." -Zero informed. -"He is the killer who was sent here to kill us"
-"So, he want to kill us, eh?" -Crono asked and turned on the Z-Sabre.
-"Let´s teach him a lesson!" -Zero said, taking out the Rainbow Katana.
-"........." -The Tyrant "said".
-"Can´t he even growl?" -Crono asked.
-"Nope, let´s do it!" -Zero said and tried to cut the Tyrant´s head with his blade.
The Tyrant held the Katana in his hand and broke it in two.
-"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!" -Crono screamed like a girl.
-"What´s the matter?" -Zero asked, obviously it was Zero, it seems that Tyrant is very shy.
-"That Katana was made of a Rainbow Shell and a Sun Stone!!"
-"........" (This is Zero, not the Tyrant... Ok, the Tyrant too.)
-"Don´t understand idiot? I´ll never find something like that again!"
-"What ´bout the Flea Market? You can find EVERYTHING there."
-"Yeah, but the Flea M. is FULL of Zombies now! YOU WILL PAY TYRANT!!!!"
The Tyrant knew that Crono was a hard-ass to kill, so he looked at Zero.
-"What´cha looking at?"
-"........." The Tyrant sweatdroped.
-"CHARGE!!!!!!!!" -Crono and Zero exclamed.
The combined power of the two warriors kicked the crap out of the Tyrant, poor guy, his first appearance, and he gets the crap kicked out of him for the second time. Lameass.
-"WANT MORE?!" -Crono´s face looked like a Demon.
-".........." -The Tyrant didn´t response, it looks like they punched his mouth pretty hard.
-"Still wanna fight?" -Crono asked angrily.
-".........." -The Tyrant thought, and the he left, searching for another victim.
-"I can ask Dr. Cain to repair your Katana." -Zero informed.
-"I don´t think so" -Crono said. -"I killed him this morning."
-"WHAT?! HE BECAME A ZOMBIE?!"
-"No, he was drunk, and he becomes very annoying when he´s drunk, y´now."
-"So, you killed Cain because he was drunk? that´s all?"
-"Pretty much, yeah."
-"That´s ok for me, let´s search for Jill!"
(Now, let´s see how´s Lucca doing.)
-"I hate this bad attempt of a fanfic." -Lucca said. -"They don´t pay me well, anyway."
-"Lucca!!" -Marle appeared. -"Lucca! We must get our arses outta here!"
-"What? what are you talking about?"
-"Someone is trying to kill us!"
-"Marle, are you on crack?"
-"No! not now! Umbrella sent one of their Protagonist-Chaser-Bastard- Monster!"
-"A Tyrant?"
-"Yes!"
-"Ok, but we must evacuate the city first"
-"WHAT?!"
-"We must save the citizens"
-"Lucca! THERE´S NO MORE CITIZENS ALIVE!"
-"Good point, now let´s....."
-"What happens?"
-"He´s here already..."
-"Uh...?" -Marle looks at Tyrant, who was watching them.
-".............." -The Tyrant walked up to them.
-"I WON´T die here!" -Lucca said, and Tyrant didn´t like the form she said it...
-"Ok, Lucca, let´s avenge our friends!" -Marle exclamed.
-"Our friends aren´t dead, idiot" -Lucca said.
-"That´s right, ok, let´s avenge the citizens of Arris City!"
Marle casted Ice 2, and Lucca executed Fire 2, the two magic attacks combined formed the Antipode.
The poor Tyrant froze in an Ice cube, and then he burned in hell, pretty poor guy, eh?
-"............." -The Tyrant thought, wandering why the hell he´s loosing all the time.
-"Give up! or else...." -Lucca warned.
-"............" -Tyrant thought, and he left almost crying, but he can´t cry, what an unfortunate guy...
-"This is not our victory! This is a victory for all the citizens of Arris City!" -Marle exclamed.
-"No, this is OUR victory."
-".........." Marle and not the Tyrant (I swear) thought.
(Back between the two trash cans)
-"The Tyrant´s getting the crap kicked outta him" -Nicholai said.
-"He´s an idiot." -Zeal added. -"Aren´t you gonna said anything Sigma?"
-"No, Im not, Im pretty angry, they confounded the Tyrant with me!"
-"Well, you two could be twins...." -Nicholai commented.
-"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!! THATS NOT TRUE!!!" -Sigma screamed like a girl.
(Ok, the second chapter is finished, the poor Tyrant now works in a hair tonic T.V show, ah, and if you want to know the answers of the questions of the fisrt chapter.....)
1-Will our crossovered heroes escape from Umbrella´s evil creations?
Yeah, they did, at least for now....
2-Will Jill start a relation with Nemesis?
I don´t care.
3- Will their love survive?
No comments.
4- Will Marle understand that X doesn´t like her?
Apparently she did.
5- Will Sigma and Queen Zeal fall in love?
But of course not! What the hell are you thinking?! (At least they wont fall in love in this chapter..)
"Yes, Im a Tyrant named Mr X, and so what?"
Sigma told Crono and Zero that one of his friends would release one of Umbrella´s most powerful Bio-Weapons, the Tyrant.
Crono and Zero decided that they must get their arses moving, or else the evil creation would kill them, so they began to run across the streets to inform their friends.
-"I don´t know, and if that Sigma guy was lying?" -Crono said while running.
-"Nope, he doesn´t like jokes, it must be true" -Zero replied.
-"I still think he is a Tyrant."
-"No, Tyrant´s more handsome than Sigma"
In a few minutes, Crono and Zero located Marle, who was still crying.
-"Marle?" -Crono asked.
-"BWWWAAAAAAA!! X!!!!" -Marle cried loudly.
-"Marle, we must get our arses outta here, Umbrella will release a Tyrant." -Zero informed.
Marle stoped crying, and then she said: -"What? who the hell is Tyrant?"
-"It´s a bald, ugly guy, who will chase us all around Arris City." -Crono replied.
-"I will get my way to the S.T.A.R.S H.Q. to inform Lucca." -Marle said and she left.
(Meanwhile, between two trash cans)
-"Now, my dear Tyrant!, chase your victims! HA HA HA!" -Queen Zeal laughed.
-"..........." -Tyrant (In his humanoid form) remained silent.
-"Now! say mommy! C´mon! say it!"
-"........."
-"Ok, say Umbrella!"
-".........."
-"Say Lavos!"
-"........."
-"That´s enough for me, now go! destroy Crono first!"
-"Ah, no" -Nicholai said -"Destroy Jill first!"
-"NO NO NO! Destroy X and Zero first!" -Sigma exclamed.
-"Ok, let Tyrant decide" -Nicholai said. -"Ok Tyrant, what do you decide?"
-"........."
-"HA! He said Jill!" -Nicholai said.
-"WHAT?! HE DIDN´T SAY ANYTHING!" -Sigma and Zeal exclamed.
-"Oh yes he did, now go Tyrant" -Nicholai said, and Tyrant broke one of the lab´s walls and left.
-"He has a big problem with walls, he doesn´t know how to use a door" -Zeal said.
(Tyrant found Jill quickly, but there was a little problem, Nemesis, one of his brothers was with her....)
-"........." -Tyrant thought.
Tyrant got close to Jill and then he thought: -".........."
-"So, who are you?" -Jill asked.
-".........." -Tyrant replied, or should I say, he didn´t replied.
-"S.T.A.R.S" -Nemesis said.
-"So, what´s your point, are you enemy or friend?" -Obviously JILL asked. (None of the other two characters can talk)
-"........" -Tyrant replied.
-"S.T.A.R.S!!!" -Nemesis exclamed.
But then, Tyrant took Jill by her neck, and began to struggle her.
-"S.T.A.R.S!!!!" -Nemesis punched Tyrant in the nuts.
Tyrant ran away holding his **** with his hands.
-"Thanx Nemy!" -Jill huged Nemesis again.
-"S.T.A.R.S" -He said.
-"You are the most powerful Bio-Weapon-Monster-S.T.A.R.S. killer!"
-"S.T.A.R.S"
(Back with Zero and Crono)
-"I felt something..." -Zero said.
-"What is it, someone is having a little fun behind you?" -Crono asked.
-"No, I felt like Jill is in trouble." -Zero replied.
-"Eh, Zero..."
-"It was an horrible feeling...."
-"Zero....."
-"We must go investigate"
-"Ze---ro--"
-"WHAT?!"
-"Isn´t that guy Sigma?" -Crono said pointing to a bald guy.
-"Mmmmhh... Nope, actually I think he is the famous Tyrant" -Zero said.
-"No, I know it´s Sigma."
-"He isn´t"
-"He is"
-He isn´t"
-"He is"
-"......." -The Tyrant walked up to them.
-"Hey! Sigma! WATCHADOIN?" -Crono asked.
-"......." The Tyrant didn´t answer.
-"I told you idiot." -Zero informed. -"He is the killer who was sent here to kill us"
-"So, he want to kill us, eh?" -Crono asked and turned on the Z-Sabre.
-"Let´s teach him a lesson!" -Zero said, taking out the Rainbow Katana.
-"........." -The Tyrant "said".
-"Can´t he even growl?" -Crono asked.
-"Nope, let´s do it!" -Zero said and tried to cut the Tyrant´s head with his blade.
The Tyrant held the Katana in his hand and broke it in two.
-"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!" -Crono screamed like a girl.
-"What´s the matter?" -Zero asked, obviously it was Zero, it seems that Tyrant is very shy.
-"That Katana was made of a Rainbow Shell and a Sun Stone!!"
-"........" (This is Zero, not the Tyrant... Ok, the Tyrant too.)
-"Don´t understand idiot? I´ll never find something like that again!"
-"What ´bout the Flea Market? You can find EVERYTHING there."
-"Yeah, but the Flea M. is FULL of Zombies now! YOU WILL PAY TYRANT!!!!"
The Tyrant knew that Crono was a hard-ass to kill, so he looked at Zero.
-"What´cha looking at?"
-"........." The Tyrant sweatdroped.
-"CHARGE!!!!!!!!" -Crono and Zero exclamed.
The combined power of the two warriors kicked the crap out of the Tyrant, poor guy, his first appearance, and he gets the crap kicked out of him for the second time. Lameass.
-"WANT MORE?!" -Crono´s face looked like a Demon.
-".........." -The Tyrant didn´t response, it looks like they punched his mouth pretty hard.
-"Still wanna fight?" -Crono asked angrily.
-".........." -The Tyrant thought, and the he left, searching for another victim.
-"I can ask Dr. Cain to repair your Katana." -Zero informed.
-"I don´t think so" -Crono said. -"I killed him this morning."
-"WHAT?! HE BECAME A ZOMBIE?!"
-"No, he was drunk, and he becomes very annoying when he´s drunk, y´now."
-"So, you killed Cain because he was drunk? that´s all?"
-"Pretty much, yeah."
-"That´s ok for me, let´s search for Jill!"
(Now, let´s see how´s Lucca doing.)
-"I hate this bad attempt of a fanfic." -Lucca said. -"They don´t pay me well, anyway."
-"Lucca!!" -Marle appeared. -"Lucca! We must get our arses outta here!"
-"What? what are you talking about?"
-"Someone is trying to kill us!"
-"Marle, are you on crack?"
-"No! not now! Umbrella sent one of their Protagonist-Chaser-Bastard- Monster!"
-"A Tyrant?"
-"Yes!"
-"Ok, but we must evacuate the city first"
-"WHAT?!"
-"We must save the citizens"
-"Lucca! THERE´S NO MORE CITIZENS ALIVE!"
-"Good point, now let´s....."
-"What happens?"
-"He´s here already..."
-"Uh...?" -Marle looks at Tyrant, who was watching them.
-".............." -The Tyrant walked up to them.
-"I WON´T die here!" -Lucca said, and Tyrant didn´t like the form she said it...
-"Ok, Lucca, let´s avenge our friends!" -Marle exclamed.
-"Our friends aren´t dead, idiot" -Lucca said.
-"That´s right, ok, let´s avenge the citizens of Arris City!"
Marle casted Ice 2, and Lucca executed Fire 2, the two magic attacks combined formed the Antipode.
The poor Tyrant froze in an Ice cube, and then he burned in hell, pretty poor guy, eh?
-"............." -The Tyrant thought, wandering why the hell he´s loosing all the time.
-"Give up! or else...." -Lucca warned.
-"............" -Tyrant thought, and he left almost crying, but he can´t cry, what an unfortunate guy...
-"This is not our victory! This is a victory for all the citizens of Arris City!" -Marle exclamed.
-"No, this is OUR victory."
-".........." Marle and not the Tyrant (I swear) thought.
(Back between the two trash cans)
-"The Tyrant´s getting the crap kicked outta him" -Nicholai said.
-"He´s an idiot." -Zeal added. -"Aren´t you gonna said anything Sigma?"
-"No, Im not, Im pretty angry, they confounded the Tyrant with me!"
-"Well, you two could be twins...." -Nicholai commented.
-"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!! THATS NOT TRUE!!!" -Sigma screamed like a girl.
(Ok, the second chapter is finished, the poor Tyrant now works in a hair tonic T.V show, ah, and if you want to know the answers of the questions of the fisrt chapter.....)
1-Will our crossovered heroes escape from Umbrella´s evil creations?
Yeah, they did, at least for now....
2-Will Jill start a relation with Nemesis?
I don´t care.
3- Will their love survive?
No comments.
4- Will Marle understand that X doesn´t like her?
Apparently she did.
5- Will Sigma and Queen Zeal fall in love?
But of course not! What the hell are you thinking?! (At least they wont fall in love in this chapter..)
