Chapter 3) Ambush

( Squall & Rinoa )

As the boat pulled into the dock over in Dollet, Squall was kissing Rinoa, again. They weren't heavily drunk by the shots, but Rinoa was going a little crazy and was becoming extra hyper. She had just taken. She started to kiss and hang on to Squall like white on rice, and trust me, that's stuck on pretty well. Squall didn't try to stop Rinoa, but she was an animal. She had never tried to kiss him and lick him that wildly before. Rinoa started to simply kiss him on the lips, but suddenly her tongue burst into his mouth, he could feel the saliva flowing into his mouth, and the taste of her tongue was just incredible. Then out of nowhere she started to move her hands up his shirt, and then she moved her tongue down his neck and onto his stomach, where her licking resumed it's activity. Squall was kind of embarrassed, considered there was a bartender there and all, but what could he do? He couldn't just stop her, that would hurt her feelings.

As the speakerphone came on, Rinoa finally stopped, and thank the Heaven's. She was already starting to unbuckle Squall's belt. Squall wiped a teare of sweat away as the captain made an announcement. "Aight you people! We here gonna dock into the dock ya hear! I hope ya'll had a pleasant ride, but we have to make this go by fast, but smoothly. There's at least one or two more boats behind us, so we can't stall for long. So, the love couple that's getting off here, ya'll have a good time tonight, ya hear?! This is your captain signing out," and the speakerphone cut off and the bartender showed Squall and Rinoa the way out.

"You wait here, okay? Squall asked, and Rinoa simply nodded. She was turning back into her regular self again, but she was still a bit screwed up. She should be better after she eats a little at the restaurant.

Squall headed back to where his car was and revved it up. He slowly drove out of the boat and beside Rinoa. Squall, knowing Rinoa wasn't very clear, got out of the car, opened the passenger's seat door, and helped her into the car. Squall ran back to the driver's seat, and started off into the night.

Squall was feeling kind of weird at first. He didn't like to see Rinoa drunk, lightly or heavily. "Rinoa, are you feeling okay?"

"Yes Squall, but those shots were pretty strong. You think we could stop at a gas station and stop for a bottle of water?"

Squall smiled and nodded his head. He drove down the road and stopped at the first gas station he saw and ran in. "That'll be $3," that cashier stated as Squall coughed up three dollars. He opened one of the bottles and handed it to Rinoa. Rinoa started to drink it slowly, and soon enough, she was starting to recover.

"So, Squally, where are we going exactly?" Rinoa asked, finishing up her first bottle of water. She was definitely back to her rightful self. Squall snickered and just continued to drive.

Squally! Where are we going! I wanna know!" Rinoa cried out playfully, smacking Squall's arm lightly. Squall just chuckled and continued on driving. It was then they came to a complete stop. Rinoa looked up and saw a huge restaurant. We're talking really huge here. It was a building about sixteen stories high, okay, so that's not that big, but considering it was a restaurant, it was big.

"Whoooooa... Squally, baby... are we going to... eat here?"

"No, I'm parking here because it looks nice, now come on," and Squall got out of the car and opened the door for Rinoa, carrying her out by her back and legs. They entered the restaurant like this, and they blushed as people looked over at them and smiled.

"How may I help you tonight?" a man said, holding a clip board.

"Just a table for two," Squall said, handing the man a hundred. "Somewhere alone... you know," and as Squall finished, the man with the clipboard winked and quickly called for a wait.

"These two here, I want you to give them table 69. I want a violinist and two more waiters serving the, got that buddy?" the man with the clipboard pointed out. The waited nodded his head and walked over to Squall.

"Right this way sir," and he walked onwards to the elevator, where Squall carried Rinoa and followed. When they exited the elevator, they were on the very top floor, and the waiter lead them to a single table that wasn't to far from everyone, but just far enough as to be considered, "alone". It was right by the railings and was surrounded by columns with lights. It seemed very romantic to Rinoa.

The waiter pulled out their seats, and the both of them sat down. The waiter handed them their menus. "Do you know what you would like, or shall I return later?"

Squall looked at Rinoa. "Could we have a glass of water for starters? We should be done ordering by then," and the waiter simply nodded and left. As if the waiter's absence was a signal, a violinist appeared out of nowhere and started playing music. "Oh my God, this is just to much..." Rinoa happily said, blushing as she looked at Squall. Squall cocked an eyebrow. "Did you have this planned out from the beginning?" Rinoa asked as she rested her head on her hands, gazing into Squalls eyes and sighing.

Squall looked around him and saw that they were the only table with a violinist. Squall looked confused, and then looked at Rinoa. "Yeah..." was all he said. Sometimes Squall's stoic look saved him some trouble... Rinoa couldn't tell Squall was making it up. Rinoa simply giggled and blew him a kiss, and she watched slowly as Squall's cheeks turned a slight shade of red.

As the night went on, Rinoa ended up ordering three plates of sirloin steak marinated with lemon, foreign spices, Italian BBQ sauce, with a side of lasagna, six glasses of 1912 Colonel Wine, and a very fresh sprig of parsley: Squall ordered a cheeseburger and a coke. They would laugh, they would smile, so all in all, they were happy. And as Rinoa finished up her last sirloin, she ordered two banana sundaes and four strawberry shortcakes: Squall got another coke.

As the two of them exited the restaurant, Rinoa felt her tummy. Squall tried to carry her, but she was to heavy even for him with all that food in her. Squall helped her into the car and he got in himself. "So, let's head home!" and Squall snickered, waiting for Rinoa to say, "No! Squally, please don't let it end here! I want to go out and have some more funny fun! Pwetty pwetty pwease Squally Squall!"

Rinoa gave him the famous puppy eyes. "No! Squally, please don't let it end here! I want to go out and have some more funny fun! Pwetty pwetty pwease Squally Squall!"

"Damn, I'm good," Squall thought to himself as he chuckled. "Alright," was all he said as he sped out of the parking lot and headed for the park.

Squall parked by the curb, and opened the car door once more and helped Rinoa out. "Maybe a walk will help you lose some of that weight," Squall said.

"Oh, I see how it is, well, maybe I don't feel like going on a walk anymore!" Rinoa joked.

"Don't make me beg."

"I just did."

"Alright," and Squall smiled as he lifted Rinoa up. Struggling at first, but she seemed to lighten down just a tad bit from that long hour stroll around Dollet. Rinoa playfully screamed and flicked her legs up, laughing as Squall tickled her as he carried her to the side walk and placed her down.

"You crazy little boy you!" Rinoa laughed as she held her stomach. It hurt from laughing.

"Not really."

'"Just agree with me, pretty please?"

"I'm a crazy little boy."

"Yay!" and Rinoa flung her arms around Squall right arms and they started to walk around the park. After a half hour of aimless walking and Rinoa complaining her tummy hurt, they sat down on a bench and Squall caressed her hair as she laid her head on his lap.

"I had fun tonight..." Rinoa said as she looked up at Squall, smiling that ridiculously huge smile of hers. Squall grinned. "Did you?"

Squall nodded. Rinoa closed her eyes as she snuggled up by Squalls stomach, and sighed. When Squall saw her eyes closed, Squall couldn't resist but close his.

Squall jumped up with a sudden jolt and sat upright. He looked down to see Rinoa wasn't there. Squall looked up, and saw Rinoa, Zell, Irvine, Quistis, and Selphie fighting six mysterious figures on a baseball diamond far off in the distance. "The fuck?! Shit!" and Squall withdrew Lionheart and started to run over to the fighting area.

Squall was suddenly tripped, and a hand was placed to his mouth. "Chill man, chill!" Squall heard. Squall ignored and kicked whoever was on top of him in the back. Squall got up and looked at his opponent. "Dude! Don't attack! It's me!" the guy yelled.

"My foot came from the town of Up An Ass, and it's feeling a little homesick!" and Squall charged forward and slashed down. The figure swiftly moved to the side kneed Squall in the stomach. Squall coughed a little, but grabbed the knee, and tripped the other leg, making the opponent fall.

"Man! Are you crazy! Let me talk here!" and he executed a windmill, hitting Squall in the shin, and making him fall. Squall sat up quickly and slashed down his sword. The dark figured quickly clapped his hands, catching the sword between them just inches before his face. "Damnit man! You're fuckin' insane! First you shakin' hand and congratulating me, and now here you are shakin' my hand with your damn blue, shiny ass sword! IT'S ME! SKY you fuckin' dip shit!" and Sky let go of the sword and positioned his face so he was under a little light.

"Sky?! Shit! Don't do that ever again!"

"Sorry, but I think it's best me and you stay out of this fight. We aren't going to win, and I'm sure we'll be a lot more helpful not being caught. Now come on!"

"You're insane! Rinoa's out there!"

"Yeah, but we're going to lose! We can't beat those guys!"

"Don't you car about Quistis!"

"Of course I do! But what use will I be if I'm in a cage with her!"

"Or how about if your with her in no cage at all!"

"Oh fine damnit! We save the girls, and that's it! If the guys get caught, we get them later! Because you have no clue what you're dealing with here!"

"Don't you dare tell me what to do with me friends..." Squall said, staring at Sky with seriousness beyond all that is serious. Sky snickered.

"All right, let's bust out a Chris Farley on them bitches!"

"Huh?" and Squall cocked an eyebrow.

"Let's just go kick their ass!" and Sky ran towards the baseball field. Squall shrugged his shoulders and ran to catch up.

"I can't believe so much shit can happen on such a beautiful night..."

( Irvine & Selphie )

As the boat finally docked at the bay, Irvine busted out the car and Selphie said her thanks to the men on board. "Please to be of service to ya m'lady!" the captain said as he got back in the boat, and it sailed away. Irvine opened the other side of the car door for her and she got in. Irvine took the wheel and sped off.

"Irvine, bumky boo, you never did tell me where we are going tonight!"

"You'll just have to wait darlin, tch tch!" and he winked as he started to drive a little faster. Selphie felt tense whenever he drove this fast, but she knew she could trust him. Well, she hoped she could trust him.

Irvine skidded and made the car do a double spin before it neatly park by the curb. "Baby! We're here!" and Irvine leaped out the window and tumbled over the top of the car and opened Selphie's door. "We hope you have had a nice trip on Irvine Airlines, where the ride is always hot and spicy! Remember, don't wear a skirt any shorter than your knee!" and Irvine winked. Selphie giggled and playfully smacked his cheek.

As she got out, she took hold of Irvine's hand and they started to walk on the sidewalk that was nearby. Irvine brought up the topic of conversation. "Selphie?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you love me?"

"What if I said no?"

"I'd cry."

"What if I said yes?"

"I'd cry."

"Okay, then maybe!" and Selphie giggled as she rested her head on Irvine's arm. "Do you love me?"

"Yes."

Selphie quickly stopped in her tracks. Surely, she was expecting for Irvine to do as what she had done to him. Did he really love her? It wasn't like some.. kind of long lasting fling? Sure, she loved him to, but... she didn't wanna tell because she didn't want her heart broken, and here's Irvine, the natural bitch snatcher, the everyday pretty boy, spilling his heart out to her at 2:30 in the morning. "Irvine, hunny, you're drunk. Maybe we should go and sit down!" and she happily tugged on Irvine. She let irvine sit down, and she sat down on his lap and she wrapped her arms around his neck. For awhile, it simply remained silent. Selphie just sat there, looking into the sky, wondering if what Irvine said had feeling to it, or was he just using his charm on her to seduce her. She didn't know, but Irvine obviously did.

"Seffie, my hyper active cowgirl, I really did mean it."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"You're wondering if I really meant it when I answered your question."

"No... well... ummm, it's just that... you're probably just a bit tired and can't concentrate that well."

"Is that what you think? Well, maybe you're right... " and Irvine grinned. Selphie sighed and forced a smile. Irvine picked up a golf ball sized rock that was nearby, and threw it as far as he could. Before it could hit the ground, he quickly withdrew his shotgun and nailed it right on. Irvine blew away the smoke coming out of the nose of the shotgun, and put it back in its holster. "So, still think I'm tired and can't concentrate?"

Selphie's eye widened with happiness and kissed Irvine on the lips. "So... you... love me?"

"I said yes... didn't I?"

"I'm just not a girl that you think is hot and sexy just to get it on with?"

"I'm not the one that asked for an orgy tonight, now was I?"

Selphie giggled. "I love you to Irvine. I love you to."

"Yeah, I know," and Irvine stuck his tongue out. Selphie quickly slid her tongue into his mouth, and she wasn't going to worry about Irvine flirting with other girls anymore. She knew Irvine would talk about love unless he really meant it. If there's one thing about Irvine, he never lied.

"So when we had sex that one night, is that why you didn't care if we..."

"Had protection or not?"

Selphie just nodded her head.

"Listen, pumpkin nose, I turned over a new leaf, didn't I? I went from a six hundred girl man to a one woman man, now admit it, that's love. Come oooooon, you know it's love! Don't lie!"

"Awww! Baby!" and she took Irvine by the hand and took him to an area with lots of trees and no light. "Now you wait here cowboy, I got a surprise for you!" and she patted Irvine on the nose. Irvine just smiled and leaned his head against the tree.

"Hmmm, I wonder what the surprise would be? Ooo! A lap dance! Damn, she gives real good ones. I remember that one time she gave me one, I got made fun of because I drooled all over my pants and it looked like I pissed my pants... shit... that was embarrassing. I bet Seffie felt proud of that...." Irvine thought.

His thoughts were interrupted as a sexy, cute voice rang out. "Irrrrrrrvine... come heeeeeeeeeeeeeere.." Selphie temptingly said. Irvine, that silly grin still on his face, got up and walked over to where the voice was heard. "Stop," she said. Irvine stopped.

"So what's my surprise?"

"Meeh!"

"Oh, so you trying to say I never had you?" Irvine said with a smirk.

"Oh, you had me, just put your arms around me," and Irvine felt around. As soon as she felt her body, he wrapped his arms around her. He froze. He felt up her hips, up around her chest, then back down to her thighs.

"HOLY SHIT MY PANTS! You're naked!"

"Uh huh..."

"Why?!"

"Have you ever made love outside?"

"No..."

"There's a first time for everything, isn't there?"

"Yeah..."

"Let this be the first...."

"But..."

"Oh come here!" and she unbuckled his belt and took off his pants before he could even gasp and say 'hold on'.

They were both down to their bare skin, and the both of them were moving their hips into each other in synchronized fashion. The both of them sweating, and the both of them finding the ground pretty comfortable, one would find Irvine gazing into Selphie's beautiful eyes and Selphie looking down upon Irvine, moaning as her hands were placed down upon her chest.

"S... Selphie..."

"Irvine... don't stop. This time just forget everything and let it all go inside me."

"B... but you said... you..." but Selphie cut him off as she rammed down upon him, making him choke a little. "Damn... this girl is wild as hell!"

Selphie started to squeak every now and then, for she can feel her orgasm reaching it's point. Her breathing became faster and faster, and so did her rhythmical movements with Irvine.

"Irvine... Irvine... promise me... promise me you won't stop..."

Irvine looked into her eyes, and he could see that she was sincere in every way. This was the way she wanted it, and Irvine couldn't agree with her more. Irvine flipped her over and it was his turn to show Selphie was he was made of. He put her up against a tree and lifted her legs up high, giving him all the space he would need. Selphie tried to keep her screaming down to a minimum, but Irvine could tell how much pleasure she was having. Her cum oozed on down his stomach and down her backside, and it let Irvine slip easily in and out.

After an hour or so of hearing Selphie's beautiful voice, asking him to keep going, he felt himself ready. He didn't have to let Selphie know, he was just going to go on ahead. He held Selphie's leg as far back as he could, to the point that her legs were up to her face, and he looked down upon her and smiled. "I love you Selphie..."

"I love you Irvine..." and everything stopped. Irvine let go of Selphie's legs, that of which she let rest on the ground. Irvine let his nose touch hers, and she shook a bit as she felt his sperm crawl up into her. She let her finger trace the outline of his face, and smiled.

"Does this mean you want to marry me?" she asked, grinning.

"What do you think?"

"Hee~hee! Yay!" and she hugged him. Irvine, exhausted, amazingly watched as Selphie slowly got back into that little yellow, slip on dress.

"Jeez... she ain't tired? I'm impressed!"

"Come on Irvy, darling, you're not going to get home by lying on the ground."

"Who said that the night is over?"

"There's more!"

"Hell yeah."

"Yay! More fun!" and she helped Irvine up and threw his clothes at him. Irvine laughed. Selphie blushed as she traced the outline of his body. He was pretty fit.

"Well, I'm going to go out for a walk, okay? I'll be back soon!" and she skipped out of the dark clearing and walked along the walk way.

"That girl simply astounds me..." Irvine said with a chuckle, and slipped on his clothes. Putting on his clothes was harder than he had though, considering with him sweating and all. It was hard enough just getting to leaves and grass of of him. As he was just about to put on his shirt, he heard a scream. It was recognizable enough considering it was an enhanced version of Selphie's scream earlier that night. "Son of a bitch damn fuck! The hell is going on now! She better not be having sex with another guy!" Irvine yelled as he just tossed on his trench coat, grabbed his shot gun, and elft his shirt behind as he ran out and surprisingly found Selphie, Zell, Quistis, and Rinoa fighting seven dark figures. Irvine ran up as fast as he could and slammed his gun onto one of the figure's head.

"You little bitch! Get up and fight or run away!" Irvine yelled. Surprisingly, the figure ran away, leaving his mask behind. Irvine, trying to get a glimpse of him, but he ran away with his back turned to everyone. He ignored that and ran over to Selphie. "Are you okay?!"

"Hey! Irvy! You don't have to shout in my ear!"

"Sorry."

"Yeah, I'm fine!"

"Where did these guys come from!"

"I don't know! This freakin guy wearing black ran up and tried to kill me! I kicked his ass and I saw Zell and Quistis, so I ran over to them! Then I find that they are fighting more of these freaks!"

"Alright! Now everybody freeze!" Irvine yelled. Everyone just stopped fighting. "Now all the guys dressed in black, park your ass over there on the bench or I'll pop one in your ass! I've got guns and shit!"

Everyone looked at Irvine, then back at each other. They hunched their shoulder and continued fighting. "Oh come on... let's have some respect for the guy with long hair now..."

( Zell & Shannon )

As Zell and Shannon finally stopped kissing, they sat in the back seat out of breath and wide eyed. "You're fun!" Shannon happily exclaimed, looking at Zell as she grabbed his hand.

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!................ What do you mean?"

Shannon just chuckled and playfully smacked him. "You'll find out one of these days," and she winked. Zell just flinched back at her wink, and said he had to go talk to the man at the boat. Shannon sighed as Zell got out of the car and headed to the man at the docks.

"I don't think that boy has ever gone out with a girl in his life.." Shannon though, and laughed. "No way, he is way to hot to be single, unless he was stupid and turned every girl down..."

Zell returned and started the car. "Where are we going?"

"That's a surprise!" Zell happily yelled, and drove the car so that it went in to the boat. Zell watched as the boat docking doors closed, and he got out of the car and headed to the bar.

"What'll it be Zell!" the bartender said, pointing at the list.

"I'll just have a pop, you know me, don't drink! Gotta keep the buffness baby! Yeah!" and he banged on his chest like a monkey.

"You're insane man," the bartender laughed as he busted out a pepsi. "So man, where's that girl you were bragging to the captain about?"

"Oh, you mean Shannon?"

"Yeah, where is she?"

Zell was about to take a sip of his pepsi, but froze and looked at the bartender. His eyes grew wide and he slammed the pepsi down. "Holy shit! I'm a fuckin' idiot!" and Zell got up and ran to the docking area and opened the car door. he found Shannon staring at him with her arms folded and a stern look on her face.

"Lemme guess, you're gonna kick my ass..." Zell said, turning around and bending over so Shannon had a clear view of his butt. Shannon laughed as he heard Zell starting to cry on the other end, and spanked his butt.

She got out of the car as Zell stumbled forward. "If you want the truth, yes, I was about to, but you just act so cute!"

Zell turned around and rubbed his butt. That spank did hurt a little. He was at least happy that she wasn't mad anymore. Shannon giggled as she walked up to him and wiped those tears off his eyes. "I swear Zell, I would be amazed to see a girl get mad at you. You act like a big, cute, baby!" and she pinched his cheek.

"OW!!!!!!!!!"

Shannon giggled. "See?"

"But it hurt..."

Shannon went over to his face and licked the side she pinched. "Feel better?"

Zell stood still. "I take by your silence that the pain is gone," and she took Zell by the arm and headed over to the bar. She was impressed with the room, which was an exact duplicate as a first class cruise ship lounge room.

Zell and Shannon sat at the bar and the bartender talked to Shannon. "My, my! Zell, you got yourself one hell of a girl here! Shit, I'd take her for a ride on my pony any day!"

Shannon just laughed, and Zell looked at him. "Hey! Where did you get a pony! I want one!"

Shannon smacked her head and the bartender laughed. The bartended walked over to Zell and pulled him close. "Zell, you might want to ask her if she wants something to drink, you fuckin'' idiot," he whispered. Zell looked at Shannon, then back at the bartender.

"Duh... ummm, Shannon! Would you like something to drink?!" Zell literally yelled in her ear. The bartender smacked Zell across the head. "Ow! What was that for!"

"She's right next to you! You don't need to scream it!"

"Oh... sorry..."

Shannon just laughed. She was having the time of her life. She never met anyone as clumsy as Zell, but he really meant to be sweet, and that's what meant most to her: he tried to be sweet. Not like those other asses, who just used her for some action... damnit. "Now, you two boys aren't arguing on how to treat me, are ya?" Shannon said, looking straight at Zell with that classy I'm-Gonna-Lick-Your-Face-Again-If-You-Don't-Hurry-Up-And-Lick-Me-Yourself- look.

"No, of course not ma'am, why would we do that?" the bartender said, nudging on Zell's shoulder. Zell winked.

"Of course we were!"

"Damn idiot!" the bartender yelled.

"I mean... aw shit..."

"Zell, I'm going to punish you!" Shannon yelled, putting a very serious look on her face. Zell started to cry.

"B... but, I don't know what to do! I'm so confused and, and... WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Zell ran over to a couch and hid behind it. The bartender sighed.

"Bartender, deary, you won't mind if I punish dear ol' Zell here, do you?" and Shannon winked.

"Don't let her bartender! Please! I don't want to die a virgin, whatever a virgin is!"

"Sure Shannon, beat him up nice and good," and he nudged Shannon's shoulder and turned around. She walked over to Zell and grabbed him by the back of the shirt.

"No! No! Shannon! I'm sorry! Pleeeeeeeeeeeze let me go! I'll give you any hotdog I get in the morning! I know you know that I know that you want a hotdog in the morning!" Zell screamed as loud as he could. Shannon pushed him onto the couch and stared at him, eyes looking as if it were filled with anger.

"Zell, I'm gonna beat you down either way, so you might as well as just calm down and take it like a man..."

"Shit... my first date, and I'm already messing thigns up... well Zell, take it like a man... Is it going to hurt?"

"Just a little..."

"Well... okay," and Zell sat up. "Wonder how she's going to beat me up. With her fists... her legs... bondage... TORTURE... AHHH! She's going to torture me! MEEH!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

"Zell, there's no need to scream... this'll be nice and easy..." and Shannon sat down on top of Zell and wrapped her legs around him.

"You're going to squeeze me to death! What a painful way to die... stupid fortune teller... told me I was gonna die choking on a hotdog.... why like this?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Zell yelled. Shannon stuck her tongue in his mouth. "OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Shannon moved it in and out slowly, probing his tongue, and taking it out and tracing the outline of his face with it, then sticking it back in. "Mmmm, yummy," Shannon said, taking out her tongue and looking at Zell.

"Thaz right! Spilled some ice cream on my face tonight at the ball, and I only got to rinse it with water!"

"No wonder it tasted to good to be true..."

"Can you try to torture me again?"

"Oooooooh, so Zell like being torutured?"

"Only if it's by you."

"Why?"

"Cause... ummm, it feels nice? I dunno? Never had a girl stick her tongue in my mouth before."

"Have you had a girl lick your stomach?"

"No siree bob, I wonder what that would feel like.................................. WOW! THAT FEELS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Want more Zelly Poo?"

"Uh huh! Uh huh!"

"You like it more than your hotdogs?"

"Nope!"

Shannon and the bartender shot Zell a look of shock. "Well, you know, I'm only joking around and all... "

Shannon laughed and the bartended wiped his forehead in relief. "Damn, that kid is an idiot," the bartender thought.

When the boat finally stopped, Shannon waited at the corner of the street and Zell pulled up in the car. "What took you so long?" Shannon asked.

"I had to go tip the guys and thank them."

"See... such a sweetie..." and Shannon stood at the other side of the car and knocked on the window.

"It's open, you can come in!" and Zell smirked.

"But obviously the biggest nutshell I ever met... hee~hee!" and Shannon knocked the window again. Zell smacked himself across the head.

"Oh damn, I'm sorry!" he exclaimed as he got out and opened the door for her, but forgot to wait for her to get out of the way. She tumbled backwards as the door hit her, but Zell dived down and caught her before she touched the ground. "Sorry again..."

"Hee~hee," Shannon giggled, and pecked Zell on the lips. Zell dropped her and stared down upon her. Shannon laughed and held herself by her elbows and looked up at Zell. "You must really like me, don't you?" she said, putting her legs and arms around him. Zell just stood up, and Shannon, who had her arms and legs around him, let go and she was standing up. "Mr. Buff... I like buff....... DAMN, THAT'S BUFF...."

Shannon got in the car and Zell closed the door without anything bad happening, and Zell drove off. "So where are we going Zelly Poo?"

"Huh? Oh! Man! I forgot we were going somewhere! Well, I can't tell you! It's a surprise!"

"Is it a good surprise?"

"I hope..."

"Did you come up with it?"

"It's all me baby!"

"Then it's the greatest surprise I'll ever get..."

"Awwww shit.... thanks..." and Zell blushed as he scratched his head. Zell , going at a high speed, laughed as Shannon stuck her head out the window and yelled out happily. Zell against the window ledge with his elbow and thought about Shannon. Man, he was having a great time with her, even though this is about as many screw ups as one can get. Suddenly, there was a loud shriek. "ZELL!!!!!!! * Gasp * Could you * Cough * take your freakin' * Hack * elbow off the * wheeze * window button!!!!!!!!!!!"

Zell looked around, then looked at his elbow and saw the that his elbow was resting on the window button, and it raised the window pretty high. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!" and Zell lowered the window. Shannon went in the car and coughed up a storm. "Ummm, sorry..."

Shannon felt like smacking Zell across the head, but as he stopped at a red light, she could see that Zell was really depressed. "Zell, park over there," and she pointed over to the curb. Zell did as she said and parked the car, and then continued to look as sad as he did.

"Zell... what's wrong..."

"I... well, I'm seriously trying to be a good date and shit... but, I... well... I've never been on a date before..."

"Really?!"

"You don't wanna hang out with me anymore, do you?" and Zell looked as if she was going to cry. Shannon just smiled.

"No! Awwwwww! Zelly Poo! I'm so happy I'm your first!" and she kissed him lightly on the lips.

Zell looked at her in shock. "You mean... you aren't mad that I good up so much?"

"I actually find it entertaining...." and she smiled.

"Are you making fun of me?"

"Yes..."

"Okay..." and he actually went in and kissed Shannon on the lips back. Shannon's eyes popped wide open and she touched her lips. Zell kissed her first, and this was when she wasn't asleep, and it felt so good. "I'm sorry... I... I never really kissed a girl first when she was actually awake and..."

"Can you do it again?"

Zell, who was lowering his head, raised it back up. He slowly approached Shannon and kissed her on the lips again. He sat back in his seat, waiting for a reaction. "Can I have another... with me in your arms... outside?"

Zell smiled, and took her by the back and legs and carried her outside of the car, and kissed her countless times, each one getting longer and longer. Shannon quickly moaned as she felt Zell actually add tongue into her mouth. "I've never been kissed as someone held me in their arms before..." Shannon thought, opening her eyes and looked at Zell as he romantically kissed her. "He kisses me with such a sincere look on his face..."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, they heard the crack of a whip. Zell opened his eyes as he noticed the sound of that whip. It was the rare sound of Save the Queen. With Shannon in his arms, he looked around, and eventually his thoughts were correct: Quistis was standing within the area of a baseball field, fighting off seven or so dark figures.

"Shannon, I'm sorry, but could you hold on for a second?" Zell said as she put Shannon down. She nodded her head and looked at Zell as he ran over to the fighting scene.

"Look at that stud go..." she thought as Zell ran and stood by the girl with the whip.

"Quistis, what the hell are you doing here?!"

"I was on a date! What are you doing here!"

"The fuck?! You?! Well, I was on a date to!"

"The fuck?! You?!"

"What was that WOMAN?"

"I'm gonna shove a hotdog up your ass if you don't shut up right now!"

"HA! If anything's going up my ass, it's your head!"

"Why you little blond bitch!"

"So true if you looked in a mirror and said that."

"I'm going to---" but Quistis was smacked right across the head by one of the figures.

"Awwwww shit damn mother fucker! Quistis! It's okay! I'm gonna * WHACK * ... Oh hell naw..." and Zell held the side of his head. "That freakin hurt!" Zell yelled at the figure who hit him, but it said nothing. "Awww damn, you went and messed with the wrong white guy today! It's Duel time baby! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" and Zell charged up. Just as he was about to break loose, he heard and scream and turned around. It was Selphie. "This... is one messed up night..." and Selphie ran over to them, screaming like crazy.

"Zell! What the hell are you doing here?!"

"I was on a date!"

"For realz! Wow! So was I! That is like... so cool!" she screamed happily as she jumped up and down with joy.

"Right! But QUISTIS, AKA: THE PMS AVENGER, doesn't believe me!" Zell yelled, flicking her off and sticking out his tongue.

"Oh, that's it, I'm gonna..."

"Everyone calm down! We're being threatened by seven dark figures, and Irvine's on his way here, and * WHACK * OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

"Sucks... don't it?" Zell remarked, showing her the side of cheek which was a little red. Irvine showed up and started talking to Quistis, and then Selphie talked to Irvine. Zell shook his head to relax and stood in a fighting position, bouncing up and down.

"Come on people... it was my first date... and you had to show up now? CAN YOU FEEL THE KICKIN OF THE ASS!!!!!!! THAZ RIGHT!!!!!! CAUSE I HAVEN'T KICKED YOUR ASS YET!!!! But there's a first time for everything... isn't there?" and Zell smirked.

( Sky & Quistis )

Sky pulled out of the ship with the car after thankinge veryone on the ship, and went to the corner of the street to pick Quistis up. He got up, opened the door for Quistis, and then closed the door for her.

As they sped off, Quistis got kind of curious. "So, we're in Dollet! Huh!" she happily exclaimed. "So, where are you taking me?"

"I can't tell you that, now can I?"

"Oh... come on, please? I'll act surprised!"

"Problem with that is you're an incredibly bad actor," and Sky laughed. Quistis giggled an playfully hit him in the arm.

"So, what would you do if I told you your eyes are beautiful?"

"Why don't you find out?"

"Hmmm, maybe later," and Sky winked as he suddenly jammed on the pedal, twisted the dirving wheel fully to the right, and pulled up on the hand brake. Quistis screamed as the car spun in many circles, but finally relaxed as the car came to a stop. She looked out the window, and the car was neatly park in between two other cars, and they were in front of a huge, sixteen story, restaurant.

"We're here!" and Sky took Quistis by the legs and back and carried her into the restaurant. "Hmmm, I'm getting kind of tired carrying you the same old way..."

"What do you have in mind?" Quistis asked, smiling as Sky chuckled. Sky flung her over his shoulder as if she were some sort of bag and held her on top of his shoulder by her waist. "There we go! Now this I like!" he laughed as Quistis laughed and screamed, playfully banging his back repeatedly. As they walked up to the clerk, Sky started to carry her normally.

"Table for two please," Sky asked, winking and handing him a hundred. The clerk coughed and called five waiters.

"Take this adorable couple here to the very top floor and give them the best seat in the house!"

One of the waiters quickly came up. "Sir... we already gave that seat to someone..."

"Seriously? Okay, then we'll improvise! Make a duplicate of that table. Send ten guys up there right now and get some lights, columns, and I don't care how many violinists up there. I want the table to be on the 15th floor. Got that?" the clerk said. The waiters nodded and one of them used a radio to communicate with someone else.

"Sir, right this way," another waiter said as he walked to the elevator. Sky followed him with Quistis in his arms. Quistis looked around in awe, for the place was beautiful. She felt as if she were rich or something, and that's when she started to feel bad. Sky was paying for all of this. Well, she'd only eat a little then.

As they entered the elevator, Sky just looked at Quistis. "Would you like me to put you down?"

"Do you want to put me down?"

"Nope."

"Then keep holding me," and she smiled as she patter Sky's nose with a finger. Sky chuckled. The waiter just smiled at the couple. As the elevator door opened, the waiter then headed out and walked over to a table with 14 guys around it.

"Thank God they did it," the waiter said as he sighed in relief, and seated Sky and Quistis. "Would you like to order now, or shall you wait?"

"Oh... I'll just have the smallest thing you got..." Quistis said. She then turned to look at Sky, who was grinning. "What's so funny?" she asked.

"Your scared to use my money, aren't you?"

"No! I'm just... you know... not that..." but Sky caught her lying as her stomach growled.

"I'm sorry, what were you going to say, Quistis?" Sky said, giving her that look that he had just caught her lying. "Come on, order whatever you want."

"But Sky... it's such a big menu, and I don't want to waste your money."

"Alright then! I'll waste my own money! Waiter, I would like every single thing that is on that menu, and don't let it stop coming. Once we are done, you are free to give whatever is untouched to whoever wants it, is that understood?"

"EVERYTHING?" the waited asked, shocked at his order.

"No! No! Waiter, he's only joking. He loves playing jokes like that on me and..."

"Ummm, make that two of EVERYTHING!" Sky happily stated. Quistis looked at Sky, sighed, and gave up.

"Sir... are you sure about---"

"Trust me my good fellow! Now go, before I actually buy the restaurant!" and the man happily nodded and ran off. Sky turned and looked at Quistis, who looked really sad. "Quistis, what's wrong?"

"Well, your money... it's just... gone now..."

"Maybe, maybe not. If not, great, if it is, great."

"What do you mean?"

"As long as you stay with me on this date, then everything is fine with me, if I blow my money or not. I just want you going home thinking I'm a nice guy, that's all," and Sky sat back on his chair and looked around.

"OH MY GOD. DID HE JUST SAY THAT! HE JUST SAID THAT! THIS IS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE! I LIKE HIM!" Quistis thought as she aimlessly looked into the sky.

"So, you like them?"

"Huh? Oh! The stars?"

"Yes."

"Oh... I dunno, I was... just thinking."

"About...?"

"Nothing really. You know, with all my work caught up on my, being an ex-instructor, many people think things of me."

"Why does it matter?"

"Why does what matter?"

"What other people think."

"Because... I have an image to keep. You know... my reputation."

"You saved the world being an ex-instructor, so, I don't think that many people think badly of you anyways."

"But... wait, what do you mean by 'anyways'?"

"Well, what could there be about you to think badly about..."

"Sky... I..."

"Come on, our dinner isn't going to be ready until later, so let's go to the top and look at the stars! Shall we?"

Quistis nodded her head and she took Sky by the hand. They headed up to the 16th floor by elevator, and when they got to the top, Sky led her to the very edge. "Hey Quistis, make a wish!" Sky exclaimed softly. Quistis looked at him, and he pointed to the sky. There was a shooting star.

"Oh come on Sky, do you actually believe---"

"What do you have to lose?"

"Well... okay," and she looked at the star, and held Sky's hand. "Star... ummm, I don't really know how the riddle goes to make a wish, but... I really wish that the boy, Sky, that stands next to me is the man of my dreams. Please let him be the one!" and Quistis's grip around Sky's hand became tighter. Sky sensed this and looked at her.

:"Quistis, are you okay?"

"Huh? Yes! Of course, why wouldn't I be?"

"You started to grip my hand tighter..."

"Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't mean to... and..."

"I liked it..."

Quistis looked up at him and blushed. Sky went in and kissed her softly on the forehead, closing his eyes. As he opened them, he caught a glimpse of Squall and Rinoa. "What the hell are they doing here? Maybe they don't trust me with Quistis?" Sky thought, feeling kind of hurt at the thought. There was no way Squall wouldn't trust him... he was a SeeD, there's no way Squall wouldn't trust him.

"Ready to eat?"

"Uh huh!" Quistis said like a little child. As she noticed her action, she immediately stopped. "Oh God, he makes me act like Rinoa or Selphie..."

"Well, that was cute!"

"I hate you..." and she giggled. Sky winked and led her down to the dinner table. They were amazed to see many carts with tons of trays of many different foods on them. It was a sight to see.

"Sky, there is no way on God's green Earth am I going to finish all that..."

"Alrighty, waiter, could you come here please?" and the waiter Sky pointed at walked right over.

"Yes sir?"

"I want you to send every new coming guess up here to see if there is something to their liking and they can take whatever we have not taken," and the waiter nodded and headed down. Sky sat down along with Quistis and they began eating. Quistis couldn't help but laugh as dozens of people came around, just walking up and down the carts, taking different pieces of food here and there.

"Are you having fun?" Sky asked as he finished up his dinner.

"Way too much," Quistis said, finishing up her dessert.

"I'm glad..."

Quistis couldn't help but smile and gaze in to Sky's beautiful eyes... which were now... strangely red. "Sky... what color are your eyes?"

"Brown, why?"

"They're red."

"Oh really, how about now?" and Sky blinked his eyes and strangely his eyes turned brown.

"Brown... how did you..."

"Something I was born with. Every other time I blink, my eyes change color. Watch," and Sky blinked his eyes. They were green. He blinked it again, they were brown. "I hope it doesn't freak you out..."

"No! Actually, I find it cute! At least I can't say I get bored when I gaze in to your eyes!"

"You gaze in to my eyes?"

Quistis froze. "I... uhhh, well, you see... that was a..."

Sky laughed. "You wanna leave?"

"If you're ready."

"Yup! I'm just going to go and pay this," and Sky picked up the bill and looked at it, smiling. "Wow!"

"Is it to much? Are you mad?"

"No way, it was a couple thousand less than I thought it would be!" and Sky left a $3,000 tip and went to pay for the dinner.

"So, Quistis, watcha wanna do next?" Sky asked, starting up the car.

"Well... what choice do we have?"

"Anything you want."

"Well, I'll do anything except to go back to Garden!"

"Alrighty!" and Sky revved it up and bolted out of the parking lot faster than.... faster than something.

As Sky approached the park, Quistis heard the car rev up even more, and she knew what was coming. She reached for her seat belt, but it was to late and Sky spun in circles, and landed neatly by the curb.

"Could you give me a warning before you do that?" Quistis asked in a joking way.

"Nope, that's why I do, just see you look all scared and stuff!" and Sky laughed. Quistis playfully smacked him across the face and got out of the car, and walked to Sky's side.

"Hey, I'm supposed to carry you out of the car!"

"Well, maybe this time I didn't want to be carried."

"You know you wanted to..."

"Oh shut up and carry me!" Quistis giggled and Sky swept her up in his arms. "Sky?"

"Yeah?"

"What would you do is I kissed you?"

"Kiss you back."

"Okay..." and Quistis wrapped her arms around Sky's neck and kissed him. Not lustfully, like before. But this time she kissed him because... he made her happy. She pressed her moist lips against his, and Sky accepted them. Sky looked at her and smiled as he held her in his arms on the side walk.

"What would you do if I kissed you?" Sky asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"Kiss you back."

"Are you sure?"

"No," Quistis teased, and Sky cut her giggling off and kissed her softly on the lips, leaving them there for a time to come.

Sky carried her across the entire park, talking about nonsense, and about their futures.

"So, you think you're going to grow up being a lonely woman and a bitch?"

"Yes..."

"I don't know about a bitch, but you won't be lonely," and Sky quickly let Quistis stand on her own and he ran for it. Quistis laughed as she ran after him. She finally caught up, surprisingly even though she was in those high heels, and tackled him in the grass.

"I hope I got grass stains in that uniform."

"More than likely, I did," he laughed as he let Quistis seduce him as she lay on top of him, taking on the same position they did in bed that night. "Quistis, are you trying to seduce me?"

"Maybe..."

"Are you going to kiss me?"

"Yes."

"Are you going to lick me?"

"Most definitely."

"Okay!" and Quistis bent over and kissed him, at first nice and soft, but her kisses became harder as she felt Sky's tongue slip in to her mouth. She felt incredibly turned on by this, and surprisingly moved her hands up Sky's shirt. Sky's eyes popped wide open and looked at Quistis.

"Quistis!"

"Huh?! Oh my God... Sky... I... I'm sorry... I didn't mean... I...."

"Quistis! Angel... I'm not mad... I'm actually happy..."

"Why... because a girl's hitting on you..." she frowned.

"No... because you're slowly changing... isn't that right 'Mrs. I have a reputation to keep'?"

Quistis blushed. "Well, I.. ummm,... I guess... I felt..."

"Sexually pleased?" and Sky smiled. Quistis shamely nodded her head. "Don't feel bad, you were pleasing me to..."

Quistis looked up. Never had she thought she would turn a guy on. She cocked an eyebrow.

"Let me guess, you thought I was just some guy hitting on you just get in your pants when I first walked up to you tonight, didn't you?"

"Yes..."

"Well, can I make fun of you since you tried to get up my shirt?" and Sky laughed, but stopped as Quistis playfully smacked him again and licked the side of his face. Suddenly, Quistis flew off from Sky.

"Wow, that was pretty... what the fuck! Hey, let her go!" Sky yelled as he saw a dark figure grab Quistis by the waist and held a knife up to her neck. Sky froze. Quistis yelled, screamed, kicked, struggled, but nothing worked. "Hey bitch! Let her go! Take me man!" but the figure said nothing, and backed away. "Damnit," and within the blink of an eye, Sky nailed the figure in the face with his elbow. The figure flew back and slammed in to a tree, knocking a few apples down on to his head.

Quistis fell to her knees, gagging for air. "Quistis, are you all right?" Sky asked, taking her in his arms again.

"Y... yeah. I'm fine. Listen, Sky, go get my Save the Queen. It's in the back of your car. Throw it to me, and after that, go get me some help."

"No! Let me stay here and fight! I'll kick an ass or two!"

"No! Sky, trust me. This is something I have to do..."

Sky sighed, and nodded his head, and ran to his car as fast as he could. He listened as more figures approached Quistis, and she busted out on them. He opened his car door, and looked in the back. He grabbed Save the Queen, and looked over at Quistis. "Quistis! Catch!" and Sky threw it with all his might. The Save the Queen flew straight at Quistis, and as she caught it, she busted out.

"Okay, now I gotta find some help.... SQUALL! He's here! He must still be at the restaurant! If not there, then at the docks..." and he jumped in to the car, but his keys were gone. "Damnit! I gotta find them!" and he ran over all around the park when he and Quistis took a stroll. "What kind of luck is that?" Sky asked himeslf as he saw Squall, sleeping on a bench. As he walked past Squall, he noticed Rinoa running down to fighting area. "WHAT IN MY FUCKING NAME IS GOING ON????" Sky whispered to himself.

He walked up to Squall, but tripped, and Squall suddenly got up. Sky heard Squall mutter something, and Squall suddenly dashed over as soon as he saw the fighting field. Sky ran up behind Squall and tripped him, kneeling down on Squall's back and taking him by the mouth. "Chill man, chill," Sky said, but Squall ignored him and kicked him in the back.

Squall got up and looked at Sky, a pissed off look in his eyes. "He's gonna try and kill me! Can't he see I'm wearing my damn SeeD uniform! Dude! Don't attack! It's me!" the Sky yelled.

"My foot came from the town of Up An Ass, and it's feeling a little homesick!" and Squall charged forward and slashed down. Sky swiftly moved to the side and kneed Squall in the stomach. Squall coughed a little, but grabbed the knee, and tripped Sky's other leg, making the him fall.

"Man! Are you crazy! Let me talk here!" and Sky executed a windmill, hitting Squall in the shin, and making him fall. Squall sat up quickly and slashed down his sword. Sky quickly clapped his hands, catching the sword between them just inches before his face. "Damnit man! You're fuckin' insane! First you shakin' hands and congratulating me, and now here you are shakin' my hand with your damn blue, shiny ass sword! IT'S ME! SKY you fuckin' dip shit!" and Sky let go of the sword and positioned his face so he was under a little light.

"Sky?! Shit! Don't do that ever again!"

"Sorry, but I think it's best me and you stay out of this fight. We aren't going to win, and I'm sure we'll be a lot more helpful not being caught. Now come on!" Sky said, seeing how much Squall really loved Rinoa. Sky only like fighting beside someone that had the will to fight.

"You're insane! Rinoa's out there!"

"Yeah, but we're going to lose! We can't beat those guys!" Sky tried to trick him in to.

"Don't you car about Quistis!"

"Of course I do! But what use will I be if I'm in a cage with her!" Sky made another clever excuse again.

"Or how about if your with her in no cage at all!" and when Squall said that, Sky knew Squall and him were ready to kick ass. But he had one more thing to check out.

"Oh fine damnit! We save the girls, and that's it! If the guys get caught, we get them later! Because you have no clue what you're dealing with here!" Sky tested, seeing if Squall would care about his other friends.

"Don't you dare tell me what to do with me friends..." Squall said, staring at Sky with seriousness beyond all that is serious. Sky snickered, so Squall was as brave and caring as most people say, even though on top of this emotion is nothing but a stoic face.

"All right, let's bust out a Chris Farley on them bitches!"

"Huh?" and Squall cocked an eyebrow.

"Let's just go kick their ass!" and Sky ran towards the baseball field. Squall shrugged his shoulders and ran to catch up.

"Okay... I was having a niec night tonight... and these fags have to go and mess it up... damn... that's a fuck up the ass with my fist.........."