Chapter 3

"So, Im a spy, what will you do ´bout it?"

The Tyrant was defeated, and now he works in a hair tonic T.V show.

But that was not the end of the evil projects of Umbrella, now it was the turn of Sigma to do something, and he was looking for something really good....

-"I could infect X and Zero, and transform them into Maver.. eh, I mean, into zombies..." -Sigma thought. -"No, c´mon, Sigma, you can think something better than that..."

But there was only one thing Sigma could do....

-"HA! GOT IT! I will infect them and transform them into Mave.... Dammit...."

-"What happens Sigma, your system is getting old?" -Zeal laughed.

-"Shut up idiot, I have to think how to infect... eh, I mean destroy X and Zero!"

-"Sure you can think a lot of things with that bald, metallic, and beautiful head of yours..."

-"What the hell are you talking about?" -Sigma blushed.

-"Want some clues? let´s see, first clue: A spy"

-"Mmmmhh.."

-"Second clue: Send the spy"

-"Hey, hey, slower, I can`t understand you"

-"Third clue: Spy kill X and Zero"

-"Pretty confusing...." -Sigma said.

-"Think about it, call me again later, dear."

-"Dear?" -Sigma thought. -"So, let´s review, a spy, send the spy, the spy kill X and Zero... what the hell is that supposed to mean?"

-"Watchadoin´?" -Nicholai appeared.

-"Hey, Nicholai, tell me does: spy, send the spy, the spy kill X and Zero, mean something to you?"

-"Not really, were you smoking that crap again? I told you, that cigarretes poison your mind!" -Nicholai said angrily.

-"No, Im thinking ´bout that clues Zeal gave me to kill X and Zero." -Sigma said.

-"The women are always so confusing, but Im sure it´s something ´bout send a spy to S.T.A.R.S." -Nicholai said.

-"I don´t think so, but it could work.... ok, let`s send a spy."

-"I have the perfect agent for the mission...." Nicholai said and pressing a button.

(A shadow-like-girl appeared instantly.)

-"Mission?" -The girl asked.

-"Infiltrate in the S.T.A.R.S. organization and kill everyone" -Nicholai ordered.

-"Fine, Master" -The spy replied.

-"NO NO NO! I just want X and Zero dead!" -Sigma cried.

-"You idiot, this is the perfect opportunity to kill all in S.T.A.R.S.!" -Nicholai said.

-"Fine, just do as you wish, as long she kill X and Zero." -Sigma said and left.

-"Poor Sigma, Ok, destroy X and Zero first, then Jill Valentine, and finally Crono, the two girls and that stupid Alfa and Delta guys."

-"Who are that Alfa and Delta guys?" -The spy asked.

-"Is the author of this mind-crapping fanfic, and his friend."

-"So, he´s the guy who´s writting this bored fanfic? it will be a pleasure then." -The spy said and she left to accomplish her mission.

In her way to X, she faced many flesh-hungry guys, but she kicked the fu** outta them with her Magnum.

So, in a couple of minutes she found X, wandering around the Arris Dome.

-"I don´t know why, but I think Zero lied, Jill´s not here..." -X sighed.

-"Hey! Are you X? The famous Irregular Hunter X?" -The girl showed herself.

She was a beautiful girl, with long, brown hair and brown eyes.

-"Hi, my name is Diana, Diana Ayanami" -The girl introduced herself.

-"Nice to meet you Diana, BE CAREFUL!"

A zombie jumped of behind a car trying to bite Diana, but she pointed her Magnum at the Zombie´s head and then she pulled the trigger. Poor zombie.....

-"Wow!" -X exclamed. -"Where did you learn to do that?"

-"In Raccoon City" -Diana replied.

-"Ok Diana, let´s search for my friends" -X said.

(Why the hell didn´t X ask Diana where is she from and what is she doin´ there...? What an idiot.)

X and Diana located Alfa, who was a in a bar nerby.

-"Alfa! Hey!" -X exclamed.

-"Uh...? Wh--o ae ya...? -Alfa replied, it looks like he likes the good wine.

-"Alfa! Are you drunk again?!"

-"Me do--n know watcha tauking ´bo--ut...!"

-"Mmmhh.. Ok Diana, he´s Alfa, the guy who is writting the fanfic"

-"Eh.. nice to meet you, Mr Alfa." -Diana said.

-"Eee-----h? Whata helllllll...?

-"Mi name is Diana Ayanami"

-"Me Aa----lffffaaa Ishieeeedddaaa....."

-"He he...." -Diana laughed. -"X, let´s search for your other friends."

-"Ok, let´s go" -X said, and they left.

-"Baa---aarr mannnn! One mor----ee rou--nd!" -Alfa exclamed and a zombie bar man appeared and filled Alfa´s vase with beer.

(Now, back with Crono and Zero)

-"How many zombies are in this city?!" -Zero asked angrily.

-"Well, Arris City is 3 times biger than Raccoom City, so there are 3 times more zombies here." -Crono replied.

-"Great, so, where the hell could Jill be?"

-"We must find Umbrella´s secret lab. first."

-"Oh, no, Jill´s first.

-"Hey! Watchadoin´?" -Sigma appeared behind them.

-"Sigma!" -Crono exclamed.

-"Oh, really? where?" -Sigma said. -"Oh, anyway, why aren´t you dead?"

-"Dead?" -Zero asked.

-"Yes idiot, put attention." -Sigma said. -"I sent a spy to kill you!"

-"How does he look like?" -Crono asked.

-"Well, she´s a girl, she´s beautiful, brown long hair, brown eyes.... Ah! And she has an Umbrella logo in her shirt" -Sigma informed.

-"So, she´s a girl, eh?" -Zero asked.

-"Yeah, so if you see that girl, be sure to get killed by her, eh?" -Sigma said.

-"Trust us" -Crono said. -"We will."

-"Cool, now I have to get moving, see ya!" -Sigma said.

-"See ya later!" -Crono and Zero said.

(Sigma left)

-"So, what was it supposed to mean?" -Crono asked.

-"Umbrella sent a spy to kill us, what an idiots, now we know how does she look like! HA HA HA!" -Zero replied.

-"Ok, let´s search for that girl and finish her!" -Crono said (in a sadist form)

(Ok, let´s see wasap with Jill and Nemesis.)

-"Nemy, where is Umbrella´s secret lab?" -Jill asked.

-"S.T.A.R.S." -Nemesis replied.

-"So, you can´t remember eh? Ok, we will find it, don´t worry Nemy."

-"S.T.A.R.S." -Nemesis said sadly.

(After that lameass return of these two guys, let´s see what the hell is happening with X and Diana.)

-"Now, it´s my opportunity." -Diana said. -"X, prepare yourself to die!!!"

-"Wasap?" -X asked.

-"Im a spy sent here to kill you and your friends! HA!"

-"So, what´s your point?" -X asked again.

-"I WILL kill you!"

-"......." -X and not the Tyrant (I swear) didn´t response.

-"And now! Are you scared?!"

-"Well, you are an Umbrella´s spy, and you were sent here to kick the crap outta me... oh yes, Im scared."

-"That´s cool, now eat this!" -Diana shooted her Magnum at X.

X fell down, but he was still alive, but Diana thought he was dead, cheesy..

-"Noo! what have I done?!" -Diana screamed. -"Why?! X! Please! Wake up!!"

-"........."

-X, you were such a cute guy, I love you... please excuse me for what I did to you! Please!"

-"Ok, you are excused."

-"Thanx! Now please, rest in peace."

-"Eh, I can´t, Im not dead yet."

-"What the..!?"

-"I wasn´t dead, my armor can protect me for such lameass weapon of yours" -X said proudly.

-"So, you heard all I said?"

-"Yeah, and I can only say a thing. I love you too."

-"Oh! X!" -Diana hugged X. -"Let´s escape from this city together!"



(Cool, now we have another "Survivor" who needs to escape from this crapped city, now, don´t lose the next chapter: "The most stupid name for the new Umbrella´s BOW")

(Ah! And I want to give credits to Max Shinoda and Diana Ayanami for the spy idea. SEE YA!)