"You Will Not Have A Boyfriend For a Long Time"
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---Leena's POV

Ok, It's a normal day. So, considering you are here to listen, I want to tell you about MY love life, as nonexistent that might be. Ok, I'll start from the beginning.

It all began when I met this cute guy. His name was Serge. He was from this alternate universe and was this guy I had a crush on when I was six except he was a little more, hmmm, alive per say. He was such a hotty now! Ok, so I decide to follow him on his adventures, remembering all my romance novels that say he will fall madly in love with me. Sounds easy huh?

OF COURSE NOT.

I follow this guy to Termina where I see my best friend. Knowing that he was MINE she started to hit on him, and the sad part is, he was more interested in HER then ME. Totally not fair huh? So, when he leaves I go up to her, and we get a big fight and she throws me out! How not cool!

Luckily, I thought, a couple minutes earlier I eyed this outrageously handsome knight.

---Glenn's POV

Oh, how did I meet Leena? Well, when I was at the the flower booth I tried to buy some bellflowers. Of course there were none there. So, Leena, this blue haired guy named Serge, and this scary scare-crow thing were just behind me STARING at me, which I of course found suspicious.

So, I walk back to Dario's shrine thinking about how to tell Riddel how I didn't get the bellflowers. I knew she would probably beat me with a stick for it. Riddel is SCARY! Well, anyway, I just walk up and prepare myself for her cruel put-downs.

"Riddel, I couldn't...." I murmured.

"You hoo! Over here!" This pretty red head who I later learned was Leena called. She was waving a bellflower above her head. JUST MY CHANCE! I think, walking over to her. I turn on my classic Glenn charm.

"Excuse me ma'am," I say, "would you please mind letting me have that bellflower?"

"Sure, you can have it." she says outstretching the flower. I reach, and she pulls it away. "70 G."

"WHAT?!" I yell. That's 10 times the price I ussually pay for a bellflower!

"Glenn, what are you doing?" Riddel groans at me. I forgot. I need the flower or Riddel will beat me. I sigh.

"Fine fine. Here you go." I hand the girl the money, and she then hands me the bellflower.

"Pleasure doing business with you hon." She say pocketing my pay check.

I then begin to think, What a concieted witch!

---Leena's POV

So, all said and done we meet up with this girl with this bad arse accent. And of course Serge has the half dressed slut come with us. So, now we are looking for a way to break into Viper Manor. After a few battles and some traveling, we meet up with Nikki, the famous rock star.

I, of course, did the thing any sane girl would do.

---Nikki's POV

So, I'm like in the woods and junk, and this guy named Serge comes and like rescues me. Yeah. And he's with these two hot babes and I'm like, WOAH! CHA-CHING BABY!

Then, he makes the girl with the nice voice go away and I meet this chick Leena. She is like super weird man! Se talks all the time and I'm like, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GIRL!?

So, she's all 'Ohhhhh I'm so WONDERFUL don't you just love me!?'

And I'm like 'No way.'

---Lenna's POV

So, a whole day, three guys, no luck. I guess that old fortune reading hag was right when she said, "you will not have a boyfriend for a long time"

Ok, all guys out there, make sure to drop me a line!

You know you need me!

Oh, and just for starters, I'm alergic to orchids. Hee hee.



~~~Fin

Ok, guys. That's my first attempt at a
CC humor. Hope you liked it. I am
thinking of a later chapter which includes
Leena ad her antics on Karsh, Norris,
and Doc. See ya soon!

Godspeed, ya'll!