"You Will Not Have A Boyfriend For a Long Time"
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---Leena's POV
Once again here's a normal day. And since your back again I thought I'd go into my latest love troubles. Okay? Good. Well, of course you know these guys right? There's Karsh, the super cute Dragoon Deva. Then, of course Norris the leader of Black Wind who is probably the best dressed guy of the group. And last there's Doc, and he's this surfer doctor guy.
You want to know the whole chain of events? Cool!
Well, Serge got changed into this cat guy, real bad stuff, so I went home. He comes back as a person and I follow him on my quest to meet every cute guy in El Nido.
So, he has recruited this whole new bunch of guys! Lucky me!
First, I scope out this guy Karsh.
---Karsh's POV
Oh, me and Leena? Two words for you, Simply Impossible. She is one scary chick. Scarier then Riddel and Luccia combined! I've drawn an amazing conclusion, Serge collects scary women as a hobby.
How did Leena and I first meet? Well, I lost a bet to Norris and I had to polish his boat. Last time I'll ever play cards. I lost three weeks pay and I had to polish a boat on my day off. Anyway, she offered to help. I was grateful. Then, she started talking. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She went on and on and on for about an hour before I finished.
I actually wished that Serge had sent me to the Arbiter of Time with Steena and Guile. Well, maybe not, who know what those two were doing..... So anyway I guess I might date Leena, if I was drunk or crazy.
If you are an insane guy, Leena's the obbsessive and scary girl for
you.
---Leena's POV
I really think I won Karsh over, but he's really not my type. But then,
there's Norris. Oh yeah he's the hottest guy in the whole team. These great
blue eyes and charming attitude. I mean, WOW!
---Norris' POV
Leena? What about her. Oh. Really? That's quite interesting. You need to know how we met? Alright, as you wish.
Well, after I beat Karsh at poker, I made him scrub my boat. Everyone was either on the Invincible or at the Arbiter of Time so I was in my room at the Termina inn when Karsh introduced me to the girl. I, of course, offered to take her to dinner. I seldom meet women, and when I do the are either terrbily ugly Porre soldiers or the scary women Serge brings to us...'
So, she and I are in this really expensive restaurant in Termina. Not only did she order the most expensive meal on the menu she then orderred the biggest sundae and then she wished to go to the dance hall. I, of course agreed even though my pockets were almost dry.
While we were dancing she probably broke three of my toes. I walked her home and then she made sure to tell me the food was mediocre.
Sadly, this wasn't even my worst date. One time I went out with Luccia and she basically strapped me to a table, gave me some inject and took a few x-rays....
Would I go out with her again? I don't know, but I'll just avoid her
for now......
---Leena's POV
Ok, my date with Norris wasn't too great, but hey, it's something. Much
better then me and Doc.
---Doc's POV
I really gotta tell you, that Leena girl is strange. She caught the Zenan Flu, then she wouldn't stop hitting on me as I treated her. Man! Isn't that weird? Well, she is one strange girl, but who could blame her. Ain't I a stud? I mean, the surfer accent and beach bum outfit? Radical, man!
*Cough Cough* Sorry about that. Orlha said she's hurt me next time I
talked like that. She said I should speak properly, like Norris. And no
more surfing. God, what we men will do for a pretty girl...
---Leena's POV
Well, that's it. No love for me. But hey, let's read some of the letters we got sent, there might be some cute guys out there that want me!
'Dear Leena,
My name is Skelly. I'm 32, and I'm kind of... well dead.
But, anyway, you seem nice, wanna go out sometime?
Well, I've got a good job too! I'm a dead clown. I'm
really not a bad guy, honest. Well, I do live with my
grandma, but that's not a turn off... is it?'
Eww. Next letter.
'We are aliens.
Give us all your coffee.
Nani Nani Noo Noo!
Beep beep beep!!!!!'
Um, one more.
'Leena! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT!
Oi mate! I'll get you and chop yer hair off! ARGH!
Serge is mine and you have to walk home. ALL
ALONE. In the DARK. HA. HA HA HA HA HA.
HA! Well, I'll sneak up when you least suspect it and
BAMB! No hair for you.
Signed, Kid'
Okay. That's it. I'm out of here.
Bye all, come and visit Arni sometime!
~~~Fin
Well, that's chapter two. Last chapter.
I hope you liked it! Good wishes to
ya'll; love, prosperity, and happiness.
Godspeed all! and please REVIEW!
