"How to get the babes-Mario's way"
by tiger

disclaimer: I dont own any thing....



It was a quiet day in Super Smash Bros. Melee HQ. and Link, Roy, Marth, and Fox were trying to "Pick up chicks" when suddenly
Link saw thousands of girls running down the hall. "See I told you the girls love me, baby." Link remarked. Suddenly Mario ran past,
screaming god-knows-what, running over Link "Oww..." Link said after getting smashed. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link,they-HAHAH
and the-AHAHAHA-stomp-HAHA" Fox tryed to spit out. "Why are the girls chasing Mario? He's a short plumber!" Marth questioned
"Maybe he has some secret way of attracting the girls.."Roy replied. "Then what are we waiting for? Lets ask!" Fox concluded.

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"IM TELLING-A YOU GIRLS-A! I-A DONT-A KNOW MIYAMOTO-A!" Mario screamed. But they kept chasing him calling " Whats his phone number?"
"Whats his address?" "Tell him to make me an autoqraph!" Mario made it to his room and shut the door gasping. "God-a,I thought-a I'd never- get-a here-a..."
When he heard a knock at the door. "GO AWAY-A YOU-A---!" Mario started when he heared "Mario, its just us!" Roy said. "oh-a" Mario said relevied. After
Mario let them in they got on their knees and begged "MARIO TELL US HOW TO GET BABES!" they said at once. Mario was shocked
atfirst but then replied "Sure....Lesson 1..."




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