Chapter Six

K-chan awoke with a start "Where am I?"

"Oh, hi K-chan," Zelgadiss yawned from where he lay under a blanket on the floor.

"Oh hi Zel. Huh?!" memories flooded into K-chan's mind "Oops,"

"Yeah oops. It took me forever to get you here. By the way if your mom asks you were at Lina's tonight," Zel turned onto his back and put a hand beneath the pillow under his head.

"So why am I not at Lina's" K-chan pulled the cord on the lamp atop Zel's nightstand.

"She wasn't home. Noone is. I called your mom and told her you had to finish that project you have due in-"

"Oh gawd,"

"Okay well you and Lina were supposed to have finished it last night so-"

"Oh well,"

"I'm just glad you weren't so messed up last night that you forgot how to dress yourself," Zel tried to close his eyes.

K-chan simply rubbed the sleeve of the blue shirt she was wearing "I hope you know you're not getting this back Zel,"

"Take that away from you? I don't have a death wish," Zel smiled and sat up.

"Yeah well neither did I but I sat in a dark alley, all alone, and jumped the first man I saw,"

"I'm sure it wasn't that bad,"

"I took off my shirt,"

"Oh," Zel glanced at the bra in the middle of his floor "Dejavu,"

"HEY!" K-chan leapt off the bed and snatched up the bra, shirt, and camo jeans in the floor.

"Thank you," Zel was glad to see the bra leave. It made him nervous to sleep next to something like that.

K-chan glared at him and dropped all the clothes in a heap on the dresser "Sooo..." the girl padded across the room and laid under the blanket with him.

"K-chan you have my bed,"

"Yeah well I thought you looked lonely. I'll get on the bed later," K-chan pulled Zel down beside her.

Zel blushed. He disliked being this close to anyone but knowing K-chan this long he should have been used to it.

"So what's up?" K-chan turned onto her side and pulled Zel over so that he was face to face with her.

"Well not my pride,"

"Shutup!" K-chan kicked him "Where was Lina anyway?"

"She uh..." Zelgadiss frowned "...left with Gourry,"

"Oh. I get it," K-chan beamed.

"G-get what?!" Zel was blushing madly now.

"Look it's not the end of the world. I mean Gourry's sweet and everything but he's got the IQ of a stoned hamster. He's a big blonde teddy bear. Of course some women like teddy bears,"

"Ah,"

"Sorry!" K-chan patted Zelgadiss on the shoulder "You two would be a much cuter couple,"

"Hey I never said I!" Zel was ready to kill K-chan.

"Oh please. She totally likes you too,"

"Really?-I-I mean I just said I am not attracted to her!"

"I'm serious. I mean she almost never beats you up, she sits by you anywhere, and I know she thinks you're handsome even if you don't,"

"How-"

"That last one was a bad example. I mean-hell I think you're hot!"

Zel looked at her like a deer caught in the headlights of a semi-truck.

"If I wasn't so bent on getting you with Lina-"

BANG! The semi hit.

"Maybe I shouldn't have put it quiet that way,"

"K-chan?"

"Yes?"

"Can you go to bed now?"

K-chan sighed "I could see that one coming," she kissed a wincing Zel on the cheek and climbed into the bed "I wasn't lying though," With one last glance at Zel K-chan turned off the light.

Zel tried to fall back asleep but couldn't. He wasn't in love with Lina. He just couldn't be.

"Filia leave me alone!" Xelloss clung onto the top branch of the park tree for his life. He had already lost his shirt to the crazed teen and disliked the thouht of losing...anything else...

"Come down Nagomi!" Filia sobbed.

Xelloss sobbed as well. In the middle of the city everyone could hear you scream...but no one cared...

"K-chan you can't marry my grandfather!" it was morning already and K-chan was over the "magenta teen" and back to her old self.

"Why not? And he's not your grandfather. You just think he is. How can you not know how you're related to a relative?!"

Zel opened his mouth to answer but realized he didn't know either "Well you can't marry him anyway,"

"Date?"

"No,"

"Kiss?"

"No,"

"Hug?"

"No! Now get out the window," K-chan had kind of entered unannounced last night so-there was a knock on the door and Zel let K-chan in the front door.

"Hi K-chan," Rezo had gone to answer the door but seeing who it was began to walk away.

"Hiya Rezo!" K-chan slapped his ass and walking further along entered the kitchen.

Rezo rolled his eyes. He didn't really like that girl.

"K-CHAN!" Zel looked from Rezo to the refrigerator door.

"What I didn't do anything you told me not to," she reappeared again holding a jug of milk.

Rezo glanced at the clock "You're going to be late,"

The comment was directed by Zel more than K-chan but she took the liberty to answer it "We're not gonna be late," she sat at the table munching on a bowl of cheerios filled with enough sugar to kill an ant colony.

"Okay," Rezo didn't sound so confident.

"We're fine. Leave," K-chan motioned for him to exit.

"Fine then,"

"Give me a hug first," K-chan sped across the room.

"Goodbye K-chan," awkwardly he gave her a distant one armed hug.

"I feel cheated here," K-chan glared at him and Rezo took this opportunity to leave.

"Seeyabye,"

"Where do you think Filia and Xelloss are?" K-chan was walking down the sidewalk. Rezo had been right. They had missed the bus.

That was when Zel remembered what had happened "K-chan?"

"Yes?"

"I'm not sure we should go to school today,"

Well this chapter was pretty bad but the rest will be better. I'm sorry I'm just like really sleepy now so I'll get back to ya. Well I'll go my best to update soon.