THE CRAZY HOGWARTS GRADUATION
CHAPTER 2-GEORGE'S PANTS
Fred looked aound the joke shop for just the perfect prank to play on the graduates. It was almost closed, and they were looking for just the right thing to do to Malfoy's hair. Fred looked over at George, who was chewing a whole mouthfull of gum. His pants, which had originally been black, were now turning a bright orange color.
"What are you eating?" asked Fred curiously.
"Interest gum. It takes something boring about your apperance and then changes it. Just invented it yesterday." said George. "But they aren't strong enough, you have to put a whole bunch of them in your mouth for them to do anything." he said with a sigh.
"Why don't you combine them with something?" asked Fred. George took a package of chewing gum that never lost it's flavor.
"Hum...maybe this will do," he said. He then paid for it and stuck it in his mouth. Then change was instant, his pants were now developing blue polka dots.
"Cool," said Fred. "Now, what should we do to poor old Snape?" he asked.
"Hey, didn't we make that puberty pop just for him?" asked George.
"Oh yeah, the one that makes your voice all squeaky and makes you break out into horrible acne. Forgot about that one," he said. They had been spending months in their own shop making joke supplies for this special ocassion. Right now they were in other joke shops, looking for the finishing touches.
"Hey George, look at your pants!" said Fred. The polka dots were now developing their own pattern and spinning around in circles.
"Ah, that's just to be expected. Now I know if I add a little bit of our everlasting flavor potion in it they will be perfect!" said George excitedly. Just then an owl flew in through the window. It was one of the school owls, and it was carrying a letter from Harry. Fred read it and then passed it on to George.
"Oh my God, I can't believe Harry's going to do this. Do you think he's allowed?" asked George.
"I don't know. People are going to die of shock!" said Fred. "If they don't die laughing when they see your pants." The pants were now glowing neon pink, then switching back to the orange with blue polka dots. They now had green strips on them which kept moving around the pants in crazy patterns.
"No, seriously you know who will die of shock the most?" asked George.
"Hermione!" exclaimed Fred.
"Yeah, I can't believe that he's doing this to her," said George.
"And in front of the whole school!" cried Fred.
"I wonder if-" started George, but then something strange happened. His pants seemed to have grown a mind of their own. George was now doing gymnastics around the joke shop, scaring an old woman who had come in with her grandson by doing a layout right in front of them.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed George. "I, urgh, don't like, uhhh, to be, ekkk, messed with, argh, like this!" he yelled. This whole sentance took him about five minutes.
"Spit out the gum!" said Fred. George was now able to climb up the ceiling, and was prancing around up there like spiderman.
"Oh, right!" he said and spit it out. The gum landed in the old ladies hair, and she screamed something about juvienile delinquents. George's pants turned back to normal, and he magically got the gum out of the ladie's hair.
"You know, I think it still has some problems," said George.
"You think? Come on, we better go get that for Harry," said Fred, and they went off in search for what Harry wanted.
A/N-Well, well, well I bet you're wondering what Harry is up to. But you know what, I'm not going to tell you. Sorry, that would completly ruin the suprise! Well, I hope you like this chapter. Please review!
Disclaimer-Harry Potter and all the rest of the characters in this story belong to J.K. Rowling!
CHAPTER 2-GEORGE'S PANTS
Fred looked aound the joke shop for just the perfect prank to play on the graduates. It was almost closed, and they were looking for just the right thing to do to Malfoy's hair. Fred looked over at George, who was chewing a whole mouthfull of gum. His pants, which had originally been black, were now turning a bright orange color.
"What are you eating?" asked Fred curiously.
"Interest gum. It takes something boring about your apperance and then changes it. Just invented it yesterday." said George. "But they aren't strong enough, you have to put a whole bunch of them in your mouth for them to do anything." he said with a sigh.
"Why don't you combine them with something?" asked Fred. George took a package of chewing gum that never lost it's flavor.
"Hum...maybe this will do," he said. He then paid for it and stuck it in his mouth. Then change was instant, his pants were now developing blue polka dots.
"Cool," said Fred. "Now, what should we do to poor old Snape?" he asked.
"Hey, didn't we make that puberty pop just for him?" asked George.
"Oh yeah, the one that makes your voice all squeaky and makes you break out into horrible acne. Forgot about that one," he said. They had been spending months in their own shop making joke supplies for this special ocassion. Right now they were in other joke shops, looking for the finishing touches.
"Hey George, look at your pants!" said Fred. The polka dots were now developing their own pattern and spinning around in circles.
"Ah, that's just to be expected. Now I know if I add a little bit of our everlasting flavor potion in it they will be perfect!" said George excitedly. Just then an owl flew in through the window. It was one of the school owls, and it was carrying a letter from Harry. Fred read it and then passed it on to George.
"Oh my God, I can't believe Harry's going to do this. Do you think he's allowed?" asked George.
"I don't know. People are going to die of shock!" said Fred. "If they don't die laughing when they see your pants." The pants were now glowing neon pink, then switching back to the orange with blue polka dots. They now had green strips on them which kept moving around the pants in crazy patterns.
"No, seriously you know who will die of shock the most?" asked George.
"Hermione!" exclaimed Fred.
"Yeah, I can't believe that he's doing this to her," said George.
"And in front of the whole school!" cried Fred.
"I wonder if-" started George, but then something strange happened. His pants seemed to have grown a mind of their own. George was now doing gymnastics around the joke shop, scaring an old woman who had come in with her grandson by doing a layout right in front of them.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed George. "I, urgh, don't like, uhhh, to be, ekkk, messed with, argh, like this!" he yelled. This whole sentance took him about five minutes.
"Spit out the gum!" said Fred. George was now able to climb up the ceiling, and was prancing around up there like spiderman.
"Oh, right!" he said and spit it out. The gum landed in the old ladies hair, and she screamed something about juvienile delinquents. George's pants turned back to normal, and he magically got the gum out of the ladie's hair.
"You know, I think it still has some problems," said George.
"You think? Come on, we better go get that for Harry," said Fred, and they went off in search for what Harry wanted.
A/N-Well, well, well I bet you're wondering what Harry is up to. But you know what, I'm not going to tell you. Sorry, that would completly ruin the suprise! Well, I hope you like this chapter. Please review!
Disclaimer-Harry Potter and all the rest of the characters in this story belong to J.K. Rowling!
