I have a headache, I'm pissed off, and I've been thinking. I can't think of a worse combination than that. It isn't bad when writing though. It can actually be fairly helpful when writing... Anyways, that isn't really the point of this opening paragraph, is it now? Then again, there never is. I once again have no idea what I'm going to write. So I'm going to force myself to think of something to write about... Right then. I've got it. Hmmm... I think it'd probably make a better movie than it would a book. All of my fics would, probably. Though that may just be because I'm a crappy writer. I dunno. Anyways, here's... Well... Something that will hopefully not be all that bad....
Duo sat on his bed, staring out the window of his hotel room on a fairly busy colony. "Well... The next time someone tells me I should take a vacation, my answer will be 'screw you.' This is boring... If Heero were here, it probably wouldn't..." Duo fell backwards on his bed. "Damn it. Heero died in the fight with Mariamaia." (Not sure on the spelling... When I paused it it looked all blurry, but I was pretty sure that's what it said on Heeros computery thingy.) Duo stood up from his bed with a troubled expression on his face. "But I can't really help but wonder... I mean, I saw the body... I saw with my own eyes that he was dead... But still, I don't think Heero could possibly have died that easily. After all he's lived through, it doesn't seem possible for him to die at all." Duo shook his head and exited the room, hoping to find something to take his mind off his latest battle. Just wishful thinking...
Duo left the hotel and began wandering the streets. "Hmmm... For such a popular colony, there doesn't seem to be very much going on around here." There were a lot of people walking around, and one of them bumped into Duo. Duo fell to the ground, but got up and looked in the direction the person had gone in just in time to see a flash of an Oz uniform beneath a trenchcoat. "What the hell is OZ doing here? Weren't they disbanded or something? Well... I don't really have anything better to do, so why not follow the guy?" Duo snuck after the man, who had just slipped around the corner of a building. Duo poked his head around the corner, but saw nothing. "If he wants to play hide and seek, that's fine with me. It's better than sitting in a hotel room staring at the wall." Duo ran down the alleyway hoping to find the Oz soldier. Halfway through, the man in the Oz uniform jumped off the roof of one of the buildings making up the alleyway and landed behind Duo, putting an arm around Duos throat. "Why are you following me?" A metallic voice asked.
He's using some kind of voice... I don't know, some voice thingy. He's using it to distort his voice... "I asked you a question, Mr. Maxwell." Duo was momentarily shocked. "Someone said you ordered several pizzas, and I just wanted to ask if I could have a few slices." Duo replied sarcastically. "Don't get smart with me, Maxwell. If you have no intention of killing me or ruining my plans, I might just have a little bit of information that you could find interesting." Duo snorted. "I seriously doubt you know anything I don't that I would want to know. But just for the record I didn't have any intention of killing you, I don't even know who you are." Duo felt the man nod his head. "Okay, then. Follow me." The man said, without the voice distorting device. That voice sounds familiar... The man released Duo and began walking back in the direction they had come from. Duo turned and saw who the man was. "Zechs Merquise. Shoulda known. Nobody else would be crazy enough to wear an Oz uniform in public, even with a trench coat over top of it." Duo ran after Zechs.
Zechs led Duo to a large, empty warehouse. "Duo, did you know that a group of scientists were on a remote colony not too long ago attempting to make clones? Exact duplicates that look, sound, think and act just like the original." Duo shook his head. "What does that have to do with me?" Zechs smiled. "Well, they were finally successful with some DNA they had gotten from an unnamed source. They were only able to make one clone. And soon after they made that clone, the original found the clone and took it. The only DNA that worked was the DNA of a boy code named Heero Yuy." Duo stared blankly at Zechs as if he couldn't quite comprehend what he was saying. "That means Heero could still be alive. If he thought ahead and sent the clone into that battle, anyways. I've come here because I've found evidence pointing to him living here. Whether it's him or the clone, I don't know. But the clones have an irremovable tattoo on their backs, so I'll know if it's the real him or not. If it is the real him, I intend on killing him. He's your friend, and I don't mind a nice little competition every once in a while, so that's why I told you. If you get to him first, he lives. If I do, he dies. Fair enough?"
Duo nodded his head slowly as if in deep thought. Heero could be alive? I'm not going to let him die... Better to not take chances. Zechs smiled. "Duo, are you going to attempt to kill me?" Duo nodded his head. "Yeah. You don't mind, do you?" Zechs laughed, shimmered, and disappeared. "Damn it. A hologram. He must have somehow ditched me on the way here and replaced himself with that hologram. Well, that's inconsequencial. I've got to get to Heero!" Duo ran from the warehouse and, after a few moments hesitation, went to the hotel to call Quatre.
Well, isn't this interesting. I had intended this on being somewhat more of a serious fic when I started witing it. Do you know what happened to change that? I named it. And so now I shall continue to write Endless Polka...
"QUATRE!! It's about time you got here! Heero's alive! Or at least he could be alive, anyways, that's what Zechs said, he said Heero found the clone some weird scientist guys made of him and so he could have sent it into battle and so the clone died and not Heero, which would mean that Heero's alive!" Duo shouted. "Duo, you'd make a great auctioneer... Somebody cloned Heero?" Duo nodded his head. "Yup. And Heero supposedly found that clone a while ago and stole it from the lab." Quatre smiled. "Well, at least I know this thing isn't malfunctioning." Duo gave Quatre a questioning look, and Quatre pointed to a square device in his hand. "The Super-Duper-Heero-Finder 8001. It's been saying Heero is somewhere in this colony ever since the fight with Mariamaia." Duo looked at the device in Quatres hand and then jumped about ten feet in the air. "I know where that is! Come on!" Duo grabbed Quatre by the arm and raced out of the hotel.
"Duo, we can't go in there! Don't you know who lives there?!?" Quatre asked with a voice full of fear. "Nope. Don't care either. We're going to go in there and get Heero!" Duo ran into the front door of the building. "But... But HE lives there! The most scariestest villain in the entire universe, now that Mariamaia is no longer a scary villain. It's..."
Inside the building....
"HEEEEEEEEROOOOOOO!!! Where are you? I demand that you get over here right now!" An ominous shadow appeared on the wall to Duos left, and Duo spotted the shadow moving towards him. "W-Who's there?" There was no reply, only silence... "Hello? Heero, is that you?" The thing creating the shadow spoke. "Turn around slowly..." Duo did as the thing said, and found himself face to face with a sheep puppet. "My name is..."
Outside of the building....
"I have to go inside and warn Duo before he gets killed by..."
Inside the building....
"Oh, no! Are you telling me that you are the horrible, awful, evil..."
Outside the building....
"Duo, I'm coming to save you from the clutches of the evil..."
Inside the building....
"Yes, I am..."
Outside the building....
Quatre threw open the door and ran into the building.
Inside the building....
"Stop right there..."
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Duo stared at the battered and broken corps of the infamous Lambchop. "That fight probably cost a few billion dollars for all those great special effects! I hope none of the people out there missed any of it." Quatre nodded his head. "Well, now we should probably go and save Heero from the clutches of the evil whoever the hell lives here." Quatre suggested, and the two gundam piltos went deeper into the deep, dark, scary-looking place. They foudn themselves in a long hallway with three doors. "Quatre, which door do we go in?" Quatre looked at the signs over each door. "The one on the left says 'Certain Doom.' The one on the right says 'No Return.' And the rest of the sign over the one on the right is unreadable. The one in the middle says 'Secret Hideout.' Uhm... :Well, let's try certain doom." So the two boys entered Certain Doom.
"Hehehehehe... Hahaha.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Would you like to buy some curtains?" A voice from within the shadow-filled room asked. "Curtains?" Duo questioned. "Yes. This is Curtain Doom. We sell curtains at such a low price, we should be doomed to make no profit. But we make a large profit, actually." Quatre bought some curtains, and the two left Curtain Doom. "Well, nice lady, spooky shop, bad spelling... This place is interesting." Duo mumbled to himself. "What did you say?" "Nothing. Should we try No Return?" Quatre shook his head. "Probably just another store. Let's go to Secret Hideout." Duo agreed, and they oened the door labelled 'Secret Hideout.'
Meanwhile, behind the door marked 'No Return...' "Where are they? Aren't they coming in here? I can't kill them unless they come in here. Where the hell are they?"
Once Duo and Quatre entered the secret hideout, they saw the last person they had expected to see there. "Oh, no! It's... It's...." Duo began. "It is I,"
We now interrupt this program to inform you that it is now just after 6 AM, and so I'm going to sleep. Therefore I will have the next chapter up soon, but there will be no continuation of this fic until I do so. Goodbye for now, people!
Duo sat on his bed, staring out the window of his hotel room on a fairly busy colony. "Well... The next time someone tells me I should take a vacation, my answer will be 'screw you.' This is boring... If Heero were here, it probably wouldn't..." Duo fell backwards on his bed. "Damn it. Heero died in the fight with Mariamaia." (Not sure on the spelling... When I paused it it looked all blurry, but I was pretty sure that's what it said on Heeros computery thingy.) Duo stood up from his bed with a troubled expression on his face. "But I can't really help but wonder... I mean, I saw the body... I saw with my own eyes that he was dead... But still, I don't think Heero could possibly have died that easily. After all he's lived through, it doesn't seem possible for him to die at all." Duo shook his head and exited the room, hoping to find something to take his mind off his latest battle. Just wishful thinking...
Duo left the hotel and began wandering the streets. "Hmmm... For such a popular colony, there doesn't seem to be very much going on around here." There were a lot of people walking around, and one of them bumped into Duo. Duo fell to the ground, but got up and looked in the direction the person had gone in just in time to see a flash of an Oz uniform beneath a trenchcoat. "What the hell is OZ doing here? Weren't they disbanded or something? Well... I don't really have anything better to do, so why not follow the guy?" Duo snuck after the man, who had just slipped around the corner of a building. Duo poked his head around the corner, but saw nothing. "If he wants to play hide and seek, that's fine with me. It's better than sitting in a hotel room staring at the wall." Duo ran down the alleyway hoping to find the Oz soldier. Halfway through, the man in the Oz uniform jumped off the roof of one of the buildings making up the alleyway and landed behind Duo, putting an arm around Duos throat. "Why are you following me?" A metallic voice asked.
He's using some kind of voice... I don't know, some voice thingy. He's using it to distort his voice... "I asked you a question, Mr. Maxwell." Duo was momentarily shocked. "Someone said you ordered several pizzas, and I just wanted to ask if I could have a few slices." Duo replied sarcastically. "Don't get smart with me, Maxwell. If you have no intention of killing me or ruining my plans, I might just have a little bit of information that you could find interesting." Duo snorted. "I seriously doubt you know anything I don't that I would want to know. But just for the record I didn't have any intention of killing you, I don't even know who you are." Duo felt the man nod his head. "Okay, then. Follow me." The man said, without the voice distorting device. That voice sounds familiar... The man released Duo and began walking back in the direction they had come from. Duo turned and saw who the man was. "Zechs Merquise. Shoulda known. Nobody else would be crazy enough to wear an Oz uniform in public, even with a trench coat over top of it." Duo ran after Zechs.
Zechs led Duo to a large, empty warehouse. "Duo, did you know that a group of scientists were on a remote colony not too long ago attempting to make clones? Exact duplicates that look, sound, think and act just like the original." Duo shook his head. "What does that have to do with me?" Zechs smiled. "Well, they were finally successful with some DNA they had gotten from an unnamed source. They were only able to make one clone. And soon after they made that clone, the original found the clone and took it. The only DNA that worked was the DNA of a boy code named Heero Yuy." Duo stared blankly at Zechs as if he couldn't quite comprehend what he was saying. "That means Heero could still be alive. If he thought ahead and sent the clone into that battle, anyways. I've come here because I've found evidence pointing to him living here. Whether it's him or the clone, I don't know. But the clones have an irremovable tattoo on their backs, so I'll know if it's the real him or not. If it is the real him, I intend on killing him. He's your friend, and I don't mind a nice little competition every once in a while, so that's why I told you. If you get to him first, he lives. If I do, he dies. Fair enough?"
Duo nodded his head slowly as if in deep thought. Heero could be alive? I'm not going to let him die... Better to not take chances. Zechs smiled. "Duo, are you going to attempt to kill me?" Duo nodded his head. "Yeah. You don't mind, do you?" Zechs laughed, shimmered, and disappeared. "Damn it. A hologram. He must have somehow ditched me on the way here and replaced himself with that hologram. Well, that's inconsequencial. I've got to get to Heero!" Duo ran from the warehouse and, after a few moments hesitation, went to the hotel to call Quatre.
Well, isn't this interesting. I had intended this on being somewhat more of a serious fic when I started witing it. Do you know what happened to change that? I named it. And so now I shall continue to write Endless Polka...
"QUATRE!! It's about time you got here! Heero's alive! Or at least he could be alive, anyways, that's what Zechs said, he said Heero found the clone some weird scientist guys made of him and so he could have sent it into battle and so the clone died and not Heero, which would mean that Heero's alive!" Duo shouted. "Duo, you'd make a great auctioneer... Somebody cloned Heero?" Duo nodded his head. "Yup. And Heero supposedly found that clone a while ago and stole it from the lab." Quatre smiled. "Well, at least I know this thing isn't malfunctioning." Duo gave Quatre a questioning look, and Quatre pointed to a square device in his hand. "The Super-Duper-Heero-Finder 8001. It's been saying Heero is somewhere in this colony ever since the fight with Mariamaia." Duo looked at the device in Quatres hand and then jumped about ten feet in the air. "I know where that is! Come on!" Duo grabbed Quatre by the arm and raced out of the hotel.
"Duo, we can't go in there! Don't you know who lives there?!?" Quatre asked with a voice full of fear. "Nope. Don't care either. We're going to go in there and get Heero!" Duo ran into the front door of the building. "But... But HE lives there! The most scariestest villain in the entire universe, now that Mariamaia is no longer a scary villain. It's..."
Inside the building....
"HEEEEEEEEROOOOOOO!!! Where are you? I demand that you get over here right now!" An ominous shadow appeared on the wall to Duos left, and Duo spotted the shadow moving towards him. "W-Who's there?" There was no reply, only silence... "Hello? Heero, is that you?" The thing creating the shadow spoke. "Turn around slowly..." Duo did as the thing said, and found himself face to face with a sheep puppet. "My name is..."
Outside of the building....
"I have to go inside and warn Duo before he gets killed by..."
Inside the building....
"Oh, no! Are you telling me that you are the horrible, awful, evil..."
Outside the building....
"Duo, I'm coming to save you from the clutches of the evil..."
Inside the building....
"Yes, I am..."
Outside the building....
Quatre threw open the door and ran into the building.
Inside the building....
"Stop right there..."
We now interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important announcement. We here at insanity industries are taking an important survey to find out how many of our viewers are insane. If you like this particular authors fics, you are insane. If you do not, you are even more insane and we will send the IRS, the FBI, the CIA, the CBS, PBS, NBC, and even the ABC after you. So read responsibly, and write reviews saying wonderful things about Endless Polka. We now return you to our irregularly scheduled programming....
Duo stared at the battered and broken corps of the infamous Lambchop. "That fight probably cost a few billion dollars for all those great special effects! I hope none of the people out there missed any of it." Quatre nodded his head. "Well, now we should probably go and save Heero from the clutches of the evil whoever the hell lives here." Quatre suggested, and the two gundam piltos went deeper into the deep, dark, scary-looking place. They foudn themselves in a long hallway with three doors. "Quatre, which door do we go in?" Quatre looked at the signs over each door. "The one on the left says 'Certain Doom.' The one on the right says 'No Return.' And the rest of the sign over the one on the right is unreadable. The one in the middle says 'Secret Hideout.' Uhm... :Well, let's try certain doom." So the two boys entered Certain Doom.
"Hehehehehe... Hahaha.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Would you like to buy some curtains?" A voice from within the shadow-filled room asked. "Curtains?" Duo questioned. "Yes. This is Curtain Doom. We sell curtains at such a low price, we should be doomed to make no profit. But we make a large profit, actually." Quatre bought some curtains, and the two left Curtain Doom. "Well, nice lady, spooky shop, bad spelling... This place is interesting." Duo mumbled to himself. "What did you say?" "Nothing. Should we try No Return?" Quatre shook his head. "Probably just another store. Let's go to Secret Hideout." Duo agreed, and they oened the door labelled 'Secret Hideout.'
Meanwhile, behind the door marked 'No Return...' "Where are they? Aren't they coming in here? I can't kill them unless they come in here. Where the hell are they?"
Once Duo and Quatre entered the secret hideout, they saw the last person they had expected to see there. "Oh, no! It's... It's...." Duo began. "It is I,"
We now interrupt this program to inform you that it is now just after 6 AM, and so I'm going to sleep. Therefore I will have the next chapter up soon, but there will be no continuation of this fic until I do so. Goodbye for now, people!
