Well, Endless Polka is apparently somewhat popular. I suppose I should write the next chapter now. Hehehe... I haven't slept in just slightly over a day, I'm hungry 'cause I haven't been able to force myself away from my Playstation long enough to make it to the kitchen, I have made 11 digimon very accurately and detailedly out of clay, and the ears on the patamon were REALLY FUCKING HARD. But I think Giromons chainsaw was probably harder. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a chainsaw that isn't any taller than a letter on this page? It's actually kinda easy, but that isn't the point. Then again, digimon have nothing to do with this fic, so this opening paragraph actually has no point... Hmmm... Well, nothing more to say. Well, I've got lots more to say, but I'll save it for later. Now, onward to the fic! By the way, the kunemons legs were even harder than patamons ears, giromons chainsaw, redvegiemons arms, togemons hair, and monzaemons zipper all put together. It took me forever to get the damn segments to stick together, and then the legs... Two legs for each segment, six different segments that had legs, twelve tiny little cone-shaped legs. I kinda had fun doing them all, though. I had a lot of fun on giromon. He looks almost exactly like he looks in the card and video game. Dunno if he's in the tv show though. But if he is, my little clay giromon probably looks exactly like him. Damn, I've written a lot... Well... Uh... Here's... Something....
"It is I, Gariagaya. Heeeeyy...." Gariagaya fixed his gaze on Duo. "Wow, you're cute. Can I have your phone number? Is 7 o' clock tomorrow night okay for you? Any preference on restaurants?" Duo frowned. "Don't you know we're here to kill you and rescue Heero?" Gariagaya gave Duo a hurt look. "Couldn't you have just told me you wanted to break up? You didn't have to be so rude..." Duo rolled his eyes and stepped forward, pushing Gariagaya out of his way and looking around the room for Heero. "Where is he?" Duo asked. "Uh... Where is who? I don't have a clue who you're talking about. There is nobody in the secret room below this one that is only accessible by the secret doorway in the back of this room that is activated by pressing the button hidden on the bottom of the right arm of the chair in the center of this room." Duo scratched his head. "Well, if he isn't there, where is he?" Quatre hit Duo. "Normally I wouldn't have done that, but you've been acting incredibly stupid lately. He just told us where Heero is!" Duo shook his head. "He said he isn't there, and gave us a detailed walkthrough on how to get there. Therefore he must have some kind of trap set for us down there." Quatre nodded his head. "I guess that makes sense..."
Duo grabbed Gariagaya and slammed him up against the wall, where he held him while he punched him in the stomache repeatedly. "OW! Heero is in th-OW! The room under this one OW! You moron! Stop hi-OW! Hitting me! God damn it, if you OW! Hit me any more, I'll OW! I'll kill you!" Duo stopped hitting Gariagaya. "You think Heero really is in that secret room, Quatre?" Quatre shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know, but there's only one way to find out." Duo nodded his head. "Yup. We go down there and see for ourselves." Quatre shook his head. "Nuh-uh. We throw him down there to make sure there are no traps. And love lies bleeding in my hands, it kills me to think of you with another man." Duo stared at Quatre with wide eyes and alowly made his way towards the door. "Er, sorry... Just a few lines from 'Love lies bleeding'. It's a song." Duo wiped some sweat off his forehead. "Good, I thought you'd gone crazy. Well, press the button on the chair." Quatre pressed the button, and a door in the back of the room opened up. Duo dragged Gariagaya to the door and tossed him into it.
After a few moments of silence, Duo called out to Gariagaya. "HEY! Are you still alive? Is there a trap down there?" A few more seconds of silence, then Gariagaya replied. "OH SHIT! GET AWAY FROM ME! Uh... Yeah, everythings just fine! Hurry up and come down so it can eat you! Uh, I mean, Heeros waiting down here to greet you!" Duo stepped away from the door and examined the chair carefully, finding another button on the other side of the chair. Duo pressed the button and another door opened up in the back of the room. "Well, let's go." Duo said, walking towards the door.
"Hehehe... Those idiots... I think my plan worked, and so now they're going into the wrong room where they'll be eaten by that big alligator I put in there..." Gariagaya stood up and stepped forward, where he ran into a wall. "Damn it... Not much room in here. And it's dark, too. Well, I'll just follow the light coming from the top of the stairs, and..." Gariagaya hit another wall, and he reached out to feel what he had just run into. "Let's see... What is 10 feet tall, scaled, and is not a wall?" Gariagaya pulled a pair of night vision goggles from his pocket and put them on. "Oh, shit..."
"Heeeeeeeerooooooooooo!!! Where are you? You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow!" Quatre yelled one they reached the bottom of the stairs. "Duo? I can't see very well, but I'm pretty sure you're backing away with that weird look on your face again." "Yup. You're saying weird things again." Quatre laughed. "Come on, my singing isn't that bad." "More lines from 'Love lies bleeding?" "Don't be silly, Duo. That was from 'Goodbye yellow brick road'." The two boys proceeded deeper into the room, and then Duo discovered a lightswitch. He flicked it on, and all the lights in the room came on. "Wow. It's all... Circusy. Very circus-like. Yup. All kinds of circus stuff here." Duo closed his eyes. "Too circus-like. Quatre, do you see any clowns?" "No." Duo opened his eyes and looked around. "Well... It's still circusy." Then a clown jumped out from behind a crate of rubber chickens. "Hi, boys and girls! I'm Nickelwise the clown!" A second clown jumped out from behind the first. "And I'm Dimewise!" A third clown jumped out from behind the second. "I'm Quarterwise!" A fourth clown jumped out from behind the third. "And I'm Centsless!" Duo screamed. "Duo, why are you screaming?" Quatre asked with a puzzled look on his face. Duo ran up the stairs yelling "Help! Mommy, mommy! Heeeeelp! Tomato Nose is going to get me!"
Quatre sighed and shook his head. "That guy is hopeless. I'll be back in a few seconds. No clowning around while I'm gone, okay?" The clowns agreed to not clown around. "And don't try any funny business either, okay?" The clowns all nodded their heads. "I'm not joking. No funny business, and no clowning around." Quatre ran up the stairs after Duo. He found Duo curled into a ball in the corner of the room where they had found Gariagaya. "Duo, why did you run like that?" Duo lifted his head and gave Quatre a pitiful look. "I see dead people." He whispered. "You... You do?" Duo nodded his head. "Yes. Every time I go to the mortuary." Quatre sighed. "What doees that have to do with running away from clowns?" "Nothing." "I can see by your eyes, you must be lying when you think I don't have a clue." Duo shook his head. "I'm not lying." "Well baby your crazy, if you think that you can fool me, because I've seen that movie too." Duos eyes got large. "Did you just call me baby?" Quatre blushed. "Sorry. You can tell by the lines I'm reciting that I've seen that movie too." Duo looked at Quatre like he was crazy. "What movie?" "That's the name of the song. 'I've seen that movie too'." "Oh." Quatre grabbed Duos arm and pulled him into a standing position. "Come on, we have to go find Heero."
"If it wasn't for Heero, I wouldn't go. Those clowns scare me..." Duo muttered as Quatre led him back down the stairs. Once they reached the bottom of the stairs, they saw the clowns grinning evilly at them. "Quatre? They're smiling, right? They aren't looking at us like they're going to kill us, right?" Quatre shook his head. "Of course they aren't. Right, clowns?" The four clowns attacked Duo and Quatre. "I knew they were going to kill us!" Duo screamed as he ran up the stairs, leaving Quatre to fend for himself. "Quatre? Oh, crap! He's still down there with those... Things... I have to save him!" Duo ran back down the stairs, but whhen he got about halfway down... "OW! Cramp! Gotta stop for a little while." Duo sat down on the stairs. "HELP!" Quatre yelled from the room below. "Hey, I just got a cramp from all this running! I'm sure whatever you're yelling about can wait a few more minutes." Then Duo remembered what was going on. "Damn those clowns..."
Duo... Hobbled the rest of the way down the stairs. "Back off, or I'll kill you all!" He yelled. The clowns surrounding Quatre laughed. "How are you going to do that?" Quarterwise asked. "Simple. Quatremon! Digivolve to RaberbaWinnermon! Quatre sighed. "Duo, I can't digivolve." Duo frowned. "Damn. Uh... Quatre! Use your thundershock attack!" Quatre sighed again. "Zap. Zappy zap zap. I'm not a pikachu either, Duo. I can't use a thundershock attack." Duo sat down on the stairs and thought hard. "I've got it! Use your tongue slap attack!" Quatre stuck out his tongue. "Nope. It didn't work. Gee, could it be because I'm not a suezo? Oh, ya know what, I think that's why. Duo, I am not a digimon, pokemon, or a monster rancher monster. Got it?" Duos mouth fell open. "Y-You mean you can't even digivolve?" Quatre shook his head. "Well, then I only have one last idea." Quatre silently began to pray. Duo grinned and pulled a small device from his pocket and pressed the red button in the center. Nothing happened. "HA! Your stupid little button didn't work!" Duo nodded his head. "Yes it did."
Duo pointed behind the clowns, and all four of them turned around to see what he was pointing at. Duo grabbed a rubber chicken and hit each of the clowns over the head with it, knocking them all unconcious. "See? It worked just fine." Quatre smiled. "Duo, that was brilliant!" Duo frowned as he turned towards Quatre. "What? What is it?" Quatre asked. Duo handed Quatre an egg. "What's this?" "It's a digi-egg. Now you can digivolve." Quatre gave the egg back to Duo. "No I can't. Now let's go find Heero." Duo agreed, and the two gundam pilots made there way to the door on the side of the room opposite the stairs. When they reached the door, the ground shook beneath them and they both fell to the ground. "What was that?!?" Duo asked, and then the ground shook again. After the next time it happened, they realised that the ground shaking was the result of something very large walking down the stairs. "Look out! He got loose! Run!" Gariagaya yelled from the top of the stairs.
Oooooookay then. I think that about concludes this chapter. If I get lots of reviews, I'll put up the next chapter very soon. And now I suppose I shall cease to write for right now. So goodbye for now, people!
"It is I, Gariagaya. Heeeeyy...." Gariagaya fixed his gaze on Duo. "Wow, you're cute. Can I have your phone number? Is 7 o' clock tomorrow night okay for you? Any preference on restaurants?" Duo frowned. "Don't you know we're here to kill you and rescue Heero?" Gariagaya gave Duo a hurt look. "Couldn't you have just told me you wanted to break up? You didn't have to be so rude..." Duo rolled his eyes and stepped forward, pushing Gariagaya out of his way and looking around the room for Heero. "Where is he?" Duo asked. "Uh... Where is who? I don't have a clue who you're talking about. There is nobody in the secret room below this one that is only accessible by the secret doorway in the back of this room that is activated by pressing the button hidden on the bottom of the right arm of the chair in the center of this room." Duo scratched his head. "Well, if he isn't there, where is he?" Quatre hit Duo. "Normally I wouldn't have done that, but you've been acting incredibly stupid lately. He just told us where Heero is!" Duo shook his head. "He said he isn't there, and gave us a detailed walkthrough on how to get there. Therefore he must have some kind of trap set for us down there." Quatre nodded his head. "I guess that makes sense..."
Duo grabbed Gariagaya and slammed him up against the wall, where he held him while he punched him in the stomache repeatedly. "OW! Heero is in th-OW! The room under this one OW! You moron! Stop hi-OW! Hitting me! God damn it, if you OW! Hit me any more, I'll OW! I'll kill you!" Duo stopped hitting Gariagaya. "You think Heero really is in that secret room, Quatre?" Quatre shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know, but there's only one way to find out." Duo nodded his head. "Yup. We go down there and see for ourselves." Quatre shook his head. "Nuh-uh. We throw him down there to make sure there are no traps. And love lies bleeding in my hands, it kills me to think of you with another man." Duo stared at Quatre with wide eyes and alowly made his way towards the door. "Er, sorry... Just a few lines from 'Love lies bleeding'. It's a song." Duo wiped some sweat off his forehead. "Good, I thought you'd gone crazy. Well, press the button on the chair." Quatre pressed the button, and a door in the back of the room opened up. Duo dragged Gariagaya to the door and tossed him into it.
After a few moments of silence, Duo called out to Gariagaya. "HEY! Are you still alive? Is there a trap down there?" A few more seconds of silence, then Gariagaya replied. "OH SHIT! GET AWAY FROM ME! Uh... Yeah, everythings just fine! Hurry up and come down so it can eat you! Uh, I mean, Heeros waiting down here to greet you!" Duo stepped away from the door and examined the chair carefully, finding another button on the other side of the chair. Duo pressed the button and another door opened up in the back of the room. "Well, let's go." Duo said, walking towards the door.
"Hehehe... Those idiots... I think my plan worked, and so now they're going into the wrong room where they'll be eaten by that big alligator I put in there..." Gariagaya stood up and stepped forward, where he ran into a wall. "Damn it... Not much room in here. And it's dark, too. Well, I'll just follow the light coming from the top of the stairs, and..." Gariagaya hit another wall, and he reached out to feel what he had just run into. "Let's see... What is 10 feet tall, scaled, and is not a wall?" Gariagaya pulled a pair of night vision goggles from his pocket and put them on. "Oh, shit..."
"Heeeeeeeerooooooooooo!!! Where are you? You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow!" Quatre yelled one they reached the bottom of the stairs. "Duo? I can't see very well, but I'm pretty sure you're backing away with that weird look on your face again." "Yup. You're saying weird things again." Quatre laughed. "Come on, my singing isn't that bad." "More lines from 'Love lies bleeding?" "Don't be silly, Duo. That was from 'Goodbye yellow brick road'." The two boys proceeded deeper into the room, and then Duo discovered a lightswitch. He flicked it on, and all the lights in the room came on. "Wow. It's all... Circusy. Very circus-like. Yup. All kinds of circus stuff here." Duo closed his eyes. "Too circus-like. Quatre, do you see any clowns?" "No." Duo opened his eyes and looked around. "Well... It's still circusy." Then a clown jumped out from behind a crate of rubber chickens. "Hi, boys and girls! I'm Nickelwise the clown!" A second clown jumped out from behind the first. "And I'm Dimewise!" A third clown jumped out from behind the second. "I'm Quarterwise!" A fourth clown jumped out from behind the third. "And I'm Centsless!" Duo screamed. "Duo, why are you screaming?" Quatre asked with a puzzled look on his face. Duo ran up the stairs yelling "Help! Mommy, mommy! Heeeeelp! Tomato Nose is going to get me!"
Quatre sighed and shook his head. "That guy is hopeless. I'll be back in a few seconds. No clowning around while I'm gone, okay?" The clowns agreed to not clown around. "And don't try any funny business either, okay?" The clowns all nodded their heads. "I'm not joking. No funny business, and no clowning around." Quatre ran up the stairs after Duo. He found Duo curled into a ball in the corner of the room where they had found Gariagaya. "Duo, why did you run like that?" Duo lifted his head and gave Quatre a pitiful look. "I see dead people." He whispered. "You... You do?" Duo nodded his head. "Yes. Every time I go to the mortuary." Quatre sighed. "What doees that have to do with running away from clowns?" "Nothing." "I can see by your eyes, you must be lying when you think I don't have a clue." Duo shook his head. "I'm not lying." "Well baby your crazy, if you think that you can fool me, because I've seen that movie too." Duos eyes got large. "Did you just call me baby?" Quatre blushed. "Sorry. You can tell by the lines I'm reciting that I've seen that movie too." Duo looked at Quatre like he was crazy. "What movie?" "That's the name of the song. 'I've seen that movie too'." "Oh." Quatre grabbed Duos arm and pulled him into a standing position. "Come on, we have to go find Heero."
"If it wasn't for Heero, I wouldn't go. Those clowns scare me..." Duo muttered as Quatre led him back down the stairs. Once they reached the bottom of the stairs, they saw the clowns grinning evilly at them. "Quatre? They're smiling, right? They aren't looking at us like they're going to kill us, right?" Quatre shook his head. "Of course they aren't. Right, clowns?" The four clowns attacked Duo and Quatre. "I knew they were going to kill us!" Duo screamed as he ran up the stairs, leaving Quatre to fend for himself. "Quatre? Oh, crap! He's still down there with those... Things... I have to save him!" Duo ran back down the stairs, but whhen he got about halfway down... "OW! Cramp! Gotta stop for a little while." Duo sat down on the stairs. "HELP!" Quatre yelled from the room below. "Hey, I just got a cramp from all this running! I'm sure whatever you're yelling about can wait a few more minutes." Then Duo remembered what was going on. "Damn those clowns..."
Duo... Hobbled the rest of the way down the stairs. "Back off, or I'll kill you all!" He yelled. The clowns surrounding Quatre laughed. "How are you going to do that?" Quarterwise asked. "Simple. Quatremon! Digivolve to RaberbaWinnermon! Quatre sighed. "Duo, I can't digivolve." Duo frowned. "Damn. Uh... Quatre! Use your thundershock attack!" Quatre sighed again. "Zap. Zappy zap zap. I'm not a pikachu either, Duo. I can't use a thundershock attack." Duo sat down on the stairs and thought hard. "I've got it! Use your tongue slap attack!" Quatre stuck out his tongue. "Nope. It didn't work. Gee, could it be because I'm not a suezo? Oh, ya know what, I think that's why. Duo, I am not a digimon, pokemon, or a monster rancher monster. Got it?" Duos mouth fell open. "Y-You mean you can't even digivolve?" Quatre shook his head. "Well, then I only have one last idea." Quatre silently began to pray. Duo grinned and pulled a small device from his pocket and pressed the red button in the center. Nothing happened. "HA! Your stupid little button didn't work!" Duo nodded his head. "Yes it did."
Duo pointed behind the clowns, and all four of them turned around to see what he was pointing at. Duo grabbed a rubber chicken and hit each of the clowns over the head with it, knocking them all unconcious. "See? It worked just fine." Quatre smiled. "Duo, that was brilliant!" Duo frowned as he turned towards Quatre. "What? What is it?" Quatre asked. Duo handed Quatre an egg. "What's this?" "It's a digi-egg. Now you can digivolve." Quatre gave the egg back to Duo. "No I can't. Now let's go find Heero." Duo agreed, and the two gundam pilots made there way to the door on the side of the room opposite the stairs. When they reached the door, the ground shook beneath them and they both fell to the ground. "What was that?!?" Duo asked, and then the ground shook again. After the next time it happened, they realised that the ground shaking was the result of something very large walking down the stairs. "Look out! He got loose! Run!" Gariagaya yelled from the top of the stairs.
Oooooookay then. I think that about concludes this chapter. If I get lots of reviews, I'll put up the next chapter very soon. And now I suppose I shall cease to write for right now. So goodbye for now, people!
