AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! I can't waste time talking, here's CHAPTER 3!!!
Duo and Quatre stared at the top of the stairs while Gariegaya dove off the stairs into the circus-like room. "Oh, god, we're all doomed! Save me!" Gariegaya cried pitifully while the two gundam pilots continued staring in horror. Suddenly, the creature Gariegaya was running from came into view, changing the shape of the doorway from a rectangle to a large, LARGE circle as it began to decend the stairs. "What are you all doing here? By the way, my name's Mimi. You know, I work for the pig on the Drew Carey Show. And you three are lunch. Now the introductions are over with, and I'm hungry!"
The three boys went into a state of shock for a moment, but turned around and ran in the opposite direction of the stairway as soon as Mimi continued her descent. "HEEEEEEEEEELP!" Duo shouted in fear, running several feet ahead of the other two boys. "She's even scarier than a clown!" He said between sobs, just before slamming into a wall. "I don't know why the giant alligator wasn't enough to feed that thing, it should have been plenty... Unless the genetic mutation has accelerated as a result from gundanium, but I don't know how she got near the stuff... Unless... It must be in her makeup! If I could just get that makeup off of her, it should stop the effects of the gundanium acceleration process, and therefore I'd be safe..." Gariegaya muttered as he ran, and then suddenly stopped as he spotted a large roll of barbed wire and a super-size can of Makeup-B-Gon.
Gariegaya grabbed the can in one hand and the barbed wire in the other, and turned to face Mimi. "I created you, and I can destroy you!" He yelled. "I don't think so! I'm unstoppable!" Mimi chuckled, causing the entire secret underground base to shake, knocking Duo, Quatre and Gariegaya to the ground. "Help! Help me!" Gariegaya cried out as Mimi picked him up off the ground and lifted him just above her mouth. "Wait... You can't do this to me! I'll stop you!" Gariegaya yelled as he began spraying Makeup-B-Gon all over mimi's face. Mimi hissed in pain as the makeup began to melt and run down her face. "No! Stop! Not my makeup!" She shrieked, grabbed at her face with both hands, causing her to drop Gariegaya.
"I won't stop until I have stopped the evil I've created!" Gariegaya said as he continued to spray the Makeup-B-Gon at Mimi. Just as the giant beast was about to be destroyed, the can suddenly ran out of spray. "Uh-oh..." Gariegaya muttered as he realised what had happened. "AAAAAAAaaaaahh... That hurt, you little bastard!" Mimi growled, her face half melted off. "Just for that, I'll chew you up slowly and swallow you live!" Gariegaya dropped the can and stared at Mimi, a look of terror on his face. As Mimi picked him up and was about to drop him into her mouth, he remembered the barbed wire and used it like a whip to scratch the remaining makeup off of Mimi's face.
Mimi dropped Gariegaya once again, and fell to the ground, hissing in pain. She began shrinking, and as Gariegaya watched her, she began to get smaller and smaller and smaller, until she completely disappeared. "Well... I'm glad that's over now... Now to kill those gundam pilots! Or just rip their clothes off, tie them to chairs and... Yes, I think I'll do that instead." Gariegaya decided as he began running in the direction Duo and Quatre had gone.
"Hurry, Quatre, we're almost there!" Duo yelled as a door came into view at the end of the long and winding corridor. Duo nearly slammed into the door, but topped himself long enough to fling the door wide open and run inside. "Duo, wait for me!" Quatre shouted, just barely making it into the room before the door closed. "Heero? Are you in here?" Duo asked, his voice echoing throughout the darkened room. "I'll look for a light switch..." Quatre offered, and began fumbling around, feeling for a lightswitch. "Yeah, I guess I'll work on this side of the room..." Duo responded, and joined Quatre in searching for a lightswitch.
It wasn't half a minute before Duo felt a protrusion. "Hey! Quatre! I think I found it! It's a little lower than I'd expect it to be, though... And actually, it's a lot bigger..." Quatre flipped on the lightswitch, illuminating the room, and then turned towards Duo. Quatre giggled nervously and turned to the side as he saw Duo with a hand right between Heero's legs. "AH!" Duo yelped, surprised, and then pulled his hand away. "Uh, sorry, Heero..." He muttered, blushing. "Oh! Hey, let me get those ropes off of you..." Duo began to untie Heero, still blushing as he did so. Once Duo had finished untying Heero, he removed the gag from Heero's mouth and apologized once more.
"Uh... Anyways... We're here to rescue you." Duo said, just before the sound of someone crashing into a door was heard. "OWGODDAMMITTHATHUUUUUURT!" Gariegaya was heard cursing from the other side of the door. The door opened, and Gariegaya stepped inside, holding a hand over his left eye. "Alright... Now... I don't know how you found my base, or why you've been able to cause me so much trouble, but it all ends here!"
Haha! Finally, my writers block comes to an end! I dunno if it was good or not, so, hey, you tell me! *grins happily as he goes off to write some more*
Duo and Quatre stared at the top of the stairs while Gariegaya dove off the stairs into the circus-like room. "Oh, god, we're all doomed! Save me!" Gariegaya cried pitifully while the two gundam pilots continued staring in horror. Suddenly, the creature Gariegaya was running from came into view, changing the shape of the doorway from a rectangle to a large, LARGE circle as it began to decend the stairs. "What are you all doing here? By the way, my name's Mimi. You know, I work for the pig on the Drew Carey Show. And you three are lunch. Now the introductions are over with, and I'm hungry!"
The three boys went into a state of shock for a moment, but turned around and ran in the opposite direction of the stairway as soon as Mimi continued her descent. "HEEEEEEEEEELP!" Duo shouted in fear, running several feet ahead of the other two boys. "She's even scarier than a clown!" He said between sobs, just before slamming into a wall. "I don't know why the giant alligator wasn't enough to feed that thing, it should have been plenty... Unless the genetic mutation has accelerated as a result from gundanium, but I don't know how she got near the stuff... Unless... It must be in her makeup! If I could just get that makeup off of her, it should stop the effects of the gundanium acceleration process, and therefore I'd be safe..." Gariegaya muttered as he ran, and then suddenly stopped as he spotted a large roll of barbed wire and a super-size can of Makeup-B-Gon.
Gariegaya grabbed the can in one hand and the barbed wire in the other, and turned to face Mimi. "I created you, and I can destroy you!" He yelled. "I don't think so! I'm unstoppable!" Mimi chuckled, causing the entire secret underground base to shake, knocking Duo, Quatre and Gariegaya to the ground. "Help! Help me!" Gariegaya cried out as Mimi picked him up off the ground and lifted him just above her mouth. "Wait... You can't do this to me! I'll stop you!" Gariegaya yelled as he began spraying Makeup-B-Gon all over mimi's face. Mimi hissed in pain as the makeup began to melt and run down her face. "No! Stop! Not my makeup!" She shrieked, grabbed at her face with both hands, causing her to drop Gariegaya.
"I won't stop until I have stopped the evil I've created!" Gariegaya said as he continued to spray the Makeup-B-Gon at Mimi. Just as the giant beast was about to be destroyed, the can suddenly ran out of spray. "Uh-oh..." Gariegaya muttered as he realised what had happened. "AAAAAAAaaaaahh... That hurt, you little bastard!" Mimi growled, her face half melted off. "Just for that, I'll chew you up slowly and swallow you live!" Gariegaya dropped the can and stared at Mimi, a look of terror on his face. As Mimi picked him up and was about to drop him into her mouth, he remembered the barbed wire and used it like a whip to scratch the remaining makeup off of Mimi's face.
Mimi dropped Gariegaya once again, and fell to the ground, hissing in pain. She began shrinking, and as Gariegaya watched her, she began to get smaller and smaller and smaller, until she completely disappeared. "Well... I'm glad that's over now... Now to kill those gundam pilots! Or just rip their clothes off, tie them to chairs and... Yes, I think I'll do that instead." Gariegaya decided as he began running in the direction Duo and Quatre had gone.
"Hurry, Quatre, we're almost there!" Duo yelled as a door came into view at the end of the long and winding corridor. Duo nearly slammed into the door, but topped himself long enough to fling the door wide open and run inside. "Duo, wait for me!" Quatre shouted, just barely making it into the room before the door closed. "Heero? Are you in here?" Duo asked, his voice echoing throughout the darkened room. "I'll look for a light switch..." Quatre offered, and began fumbling around, feeling for a lightswitch. "Yeah, I guess I'll work on this side of the room..." Duo responded, and joined Quatre in searching for a lightswitch.
It wasn't half a minute before Duo felt a protrusion. "Hey! Quatre! I think I found it! It's a little lower than I'd expect it to be, though... And actually, it's a lot bigger..." Quatre flipped on the lightswitch, illuminating the room, and then turned towards Duo. Quatre giggled nervously and turned to the side as he saw Duo with a hand right between Heero's legs. "AH!" Duo yelped, surprised, and then pulled his hand away. "Uh, sorry, Heero..." He muttered, blushing. "Oh! Hey, let me get those ropes off of you..." Duo began to untie Heero, still blushing as he did so. Once Duo had finished untying Heero, he removed the gag from Heero's mouth and apologized once more.
"Uh... Anyways... We're here to rescue you." Duo said, just before the sound of someone crashing into a door was heard. "OWGODDAMMITTHATHUUUUUURT!" Gariegaya was heard cursing from the other side of the door. The door opened, and Gariegaya stepped inside, holding a hand over his left eye. "Alright... Now... I don't know how you found my base, or why you've been able to cause me so much trouble, but it all ends here!"
Haha! Finally, my writers block comes to an end! I dunno if it was good or not, so, hey, you tell me! *grins happily as he goes off to write some more*
