Disclaimer: I'm only borrowing the Final Fantasy 8 Characters and I intend to release them unharmed and hopefully without any need for post traumatic stress counselling, but sadly, they are all the property of Squaresoft, so I must be content with owning only the idea. Anyway, on with the fic.

The Classroom on 2f corridor. The board reads "Start: 11:00. Finish: 12:15". There are about 30 pupls taking this test, including the six we know and love. They've all finished or nearly finished, and this is what's going through their minds...

Irvine: Time? 12:05. Bored...bored...bored...

Zell: All done but this one. A) or b)? a) or b)? a) or b)?

Quistis: Finished, all right. Hmmm, What to do.....

Rinoa: If I asked him and batted my eyes, would Squall help me take over the world? I think I'd start with Galbadia....

Irvine: Bored...bored...bored...Time? 12:07...bored...bored...bored...

Zell: A) or b)? a) or b)? How to make this more interesting...Selphie cup size, Rinoa cup size? Selphie, Rinoa? Selphie, Rinoa?

Selphie: Date tonight with Irvy!! Must remember to tell the headmaster I may be late tomorrow morning.

Squall: What would I do without Rinoa? I mean, is there anyone else? Selphie's taken, but Quistis is pretty cute. I wonder what she'd look like in a bikini?

Quistis: Still bored. Oh, wait! I still have that picture of David Boreanaz in my pencilcase. Oh God, he's wet and topless(!).

Irvine: time? 12:10. Bored...bored..bored... I bought Selphie a thong...heheh!

Zell: Well, I don't know, maybe Rinoa's are bigger than a b. But I'm pretty sure Selphie's are an a. I've never really looked at Quistis...

Squall: Mmmm...good image. Man, why did no-one ever tell me Quistis was hot?

Quistis: EEEEEEEK! My glasses have misted up! I can't see anything!

Rinoa: Still bored...I wonder if I can set my rubber on fire...WHOA! FIRE! TOO HOT!!!

Irvine: Bored...bored...Quistis is on page 5...bored...bor-PAGE 5!!! THERE ISN'T A PAGE 5! NO-ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A PAGE 5!

Selphie: I hope I tidied my room for tonight...I did didn't I? Oh no, I forgot to put out the laundry! There's dirty underwear all over the floor!

Zell: Well, Selphie had the prettier face, although she could do with changing the hairstyle. Rinoa's short, but she had the cleavage alright. Quistis had the best figure by far.

Rinoa: NO! Now the whole place smells like burnt rubber! Are my cheeks going red? I must cover up the smell...*chokes* eugh! Too chokingly flowery!

Irvine: fivequestinstwominutesfivequestionstwominutesfivequestionstwominutes

Zell: Really, though, I think if I'd just met her in a party I would rather go out with Quistis.

The invigilator steps up and calls out "Plese put all your pens and pencils down. The test is over."

Selphie: Yes! I must get back and tidy up!

Squall: Finally! Hey, I just spent a whole half-hour having fantasies about Quistis...I should get bored more often.

Rinoa: No-one noticed! Now just get me out of here!

Irvine: NOOOOOOOO! I still have another two questions to do!

Zell: Definitely Quistis...Hey! a) or b)?!

Quistis: My glasses are still misted up! I'm blind!

P.S. Can you tell Quistis is my favourite character? Tell me what you think. (Be gentle!)