Disclaimer: I'm only borrowing the Final Fantasy 8 Characters and I intend
to release them unharmed and hopefully without any need for post traumatic
stress counselling, but sadly, they are all the property of Squaresoft, so
I must be content with owning only the idea. Anyway, on with the fic.
The Classroom on 2f corridor. The board reads "Start: 11:00. Finish: 12:15". There are about 30 pupls taking this test, including the six we know and love. They've all finished or nearly finished, and this is what's going through their minds...
Irvine: Time? 12:05. Bored...bored...bored...
Zell: All done but this one. A) or b)? a) or b)? a) or b)?
Quistis: Finished, all right. Hmmm, What to do.....
Rinoa: If I asked him and batted my eyes, would Squall help me take over the world? I think I'd start with Galbadia....
Irvine: Bored...bored...bored...Time? 12:07...bored...bored...bored...
Zell: A) or b)? a) or b)? How to make this more interesting...Selphie cup size, Rinoa cup size? Selphie, Rinoa? Selphie, Rinoa?
Selphie: Date tonight with Irvy!! Must remember to tell the headmaster I may be late tomorrow morning.
Squall: What would I do without Rinoa? I mean, is there anyone else? Selphie's taken, but Quistis is pretty cute. I wonder what she'd look like in a bikini?
Quistis: Still bored. Oh, wait! I still have that picture of David Boreanaz in my pencilcase. Oh God, he's wet and topless(!).
Irvine: time? 12:10. Bored...bored..bored... I bought Selphie a thong...heheh!
Zell: Well, I don't know, maybe Rinoa's are bigger than a b. But I'm pretty sure Selphie's are an a. I've never really looked at Quistis...
Squall: Mmmm...good image. Man, why did no-one ever tell me Quistis was hot?
Quistis: EEEEEEEK! My glasses have misted up! I can't see anything!
Rinoa: Still bored...I wonder if I can set my rubber on fire...WHOA! FIRE! TOO HOT!!!
Irvine: Bored...bored...Quistis is on page 5...bored...bor-PAGE 5!!! THERE ISN'T A PAGE 5! NO-ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A PAGE 5!
Selphie: I hope I tidied my room for tonight...I did didn't I? Oh no, I forgot to put out the laundry! There's dirty underwear all over the floor!
Zell: Well, Selphie had the prettier face, although she could do with changing the hairstyle. Rinoa's short, but she had the cleavage alright. Quistis had the best figure by far.
Rinoa: NO! Now the whole place smells like burnt rubber! Are my cheeks going red? I must cover up the smell...*chokes* eugh! Too chokingly flowery!
Irvine: fivequestinstwominutesfivequestionstwominutesfivequestionstwominutes
Zell: Really, though, I think if I'd just met her in a party I would rather go out with Quistis.
The invigilator steps up and calls out "Plese put all your pens and pencils down. The test is over."
Selphie: Yes! I must get back and tidy up!
Squall: Finally! Hey, I just spent a whole half-hour having fantasies about Quistis...I should get bored more often.
Rinoa: No-one noticed! Now just get me out of here!
Irvine: NOOOOOOOO! I still have another two questions to do!
Zell: Definitely Quistis...Hey! a) or b)?!
Quistis: My glasses are still misted up! I'm blind!
P.S. Can you tell Quistis is my favourite character? Tell me what you think. (Be gentle!)
The Classroom on 2f corridor. The board reads "Start: 11:00. Finish: 12:15". There are about 30 pupls taking this test, including the six we know and love. They've all finished or nearly finished, and this is what's going through their minds...
Irvine: Time? 12:05. Bored...bored...bored...
Zell: All done but this one. A) or b)? a) or b)? a) or b)?
Quistis: Finished, all right. Hmmm, What to do.....
Rinoa: If I asked him and batted my eyes, would Squall help me take over the world? I think I'd start with Galbadia....
Irvine: Bored...bored...bored...Time? 12:07...bored...bored...bored...
Zell: A) or b)? a) or b)? How to make this more interesting...Selphie cup size, Rinoa cup size? Selphie, Rinoa? Selphie, Rinoa?
Selphie: Date tonight with Irvy!! Must remember to tell the headmaster I may be late tomorrow morning.
Squall: What would I do without Rinoa? I mean, is there anyone else? Selphie's taken, but Quistis is pretty cute. I wonder what she'd look like in a bikini?
Quistis: Still bored. Oh, wait! I still have that picture of David Boreanaz in my pencilcase. Oh God, he's wet and topless(!).
Irvine: time? 12:10. Bored...bored..bored... I bought Selphie a thong...heheh!
Zell: Well, I don't know, maybe Rinoa's are bigger than a b. But I'm pretty sure Selphie's are an a. I've never really looked at Quistis...
Squall: Mmmm...good image. Man, why did no-one ever tell me Quistis was hot?
Quistis: EEEEEEEK! My glasses have misted up! I can't see anything!
Rinoa: Still bored...I wonder if I can set my rubber on fire...WHOA! FIRE! TOO HOT!!!
Irvine: Bored...bored...Quistis is on page 5...bored...bor-PAGE 5!!! THERE ISN'T A PAGE 5! NO-ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A PAGE 5!
Selphie: I hope I tidied my room for tonight...I did didn't I? Oh no, I forgot to put out the laundry! There's dirty underwear all over the floor!
Zell: Well, Selphie had the prettier face, although she could do with changing the hairstyle. Rinoa's short, but she had the cleavage alright. Quistis had the best figure by far.
Rinoa: NO! Now the whole place smells like burnt rubber! Are my cheeks going red? I must cover up the smell...*chokes* eugh! Too chokingly flowery!
Irvine: fivequestinstwominutesfivequestionstwominutesfivequestionstwominutes
Zell: Really, though, I think if I'd just met her in a party I would rather go out with Quistis.
The invigilator steps up and calls out "Plese put all your pens and pencils down. The test is over."
Selphie: Yes! I must get back and tidy up!
Squall: Finally! Hey, I just spent a whole half-hour having fantasies about Quistis...I should get bored more often.
Rinoa: No-one noticed! Now just get me out of here!
Irvine: NOOOOOOOO! I still have another two questions to do!
Zell: Definitely Quistis...Hey! a) or b)?!
Quistis: My glasses are still misted up! I'm blind!
P.S. Can you tell Quistis is my favourite character? Tell me what you think. (Be gentle!)
