Final Fantasy 7 The Making

Final Fantasy 7 The Making! "Bloopers" Chapter 2

Cloud's Bloopers!:

Scene 1

Cloud has just arrived on the train. Barret and the others jump off. "Come on New comer!" screams Barret. Trying to show off Cloud does a flip off the train. And So..on the way down. He nicks the backside of the train knocking him unconscious.

Scene 1. Mako Reactor.

Director: Making this scene took a lot of skill with cloud. We made this cool looking Scorpion robot. It was the best tech in Japan. But as the shot was being taken the first time. One of the idiots on my crew let one of the kids inside to watch the filming.

Cloud: What happened Next was fu *beep* insane!

Flash to scene: We find Cloud and Barret fighting the monster. Director: Ok..ACTION!! The huge Scorpion attacks at Cloud with its huge stinger. Cloud dodges fast making a clean swipe cutting off its tail. Barret jumps back and starts firing his gun arm at the monster. The bullets bounce off its metal hide. Director: Okay! Cut! Bring in the stunt double. The double looks nervous. Director: Action! The scorpion goes back to work…but this time with the kid at the controls! The stunt double goes for the Braver Limit Break! The kid punches a couple of buttons and the Scorpion goes haywire! It re grows a stinger and runs the stunt double through. Director: For the love of..CUT! Get that stupid kid out of here. And fetch me some more Stunt doubles. Promise them good health if you have to. In the background some one says that would be lying. Director: Just do it Tifa! Hard to get good help these days…

Scene 2 Pillar Explosion:

Cloud: This scene was the easiest.

Barret: No kidding. I had Tifa in my lap. I could have taken her single handedly.

Cloud: That's not what I meant!

Tifa: *grins*

Cloud: Anyway…The pillar is about to explode and we just gave that dumb ass Reno a can of whoop ass. We get on the huge chain and well…

Cut to scene:

We see Cloud, Barret, and Tifa. They grab ahold of the wire and swing! The pillar explodes in a brilliant flash of light. "Um Barret. Turn! Your going to hit the wall!" screams Cloud. "I can't turn! Why don't you do it! Mister spiky-head know it all! They fly down and smack into the wall. Director: Cut! Dammit! Move the fu*beep* wall. *sigh* Cloud gets up. Smacks Barret on the back of the head. Cloud: Would you please get off my woman? Your gun is in her fu*beep side! Barret: *blush *

Times up for this portion of the making of Final Fantasy IIV Bloopers. Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter.