The Making of Final Fantasy IIV "Bloopers"

The Making of Final Fantasy IIV "Bloopers"

Chapter 3

Yuffie's Questions.

Interviewer: Thanks For coming Yuffie. Have a seat.

Yuffie: Thanks! (hides something in the back of her pocket.)

Interviewer: lets get started okay?

Interviewer: What is your opinion on Barret's Relase of the Sex tapes?

Yuffie: I think he's an asshole! I woudn't sleep with Cloud if Cloud was…the last man on earth!

(Cloud can be heard in the background clearing his throat.)

Interviewer: Sheesh This feels like the Jerry Springer Show. Maybe we should change the title?

Interviewer: In Final Fantasy 7 you met cloud in the woods. What exactly were you doing there?

Yuffie:Well…I have this sick fetish…of talking to plants! (leans over to a plant and starts making goo goo noises)

Interviwer: o_O Laides and gentleman…welcome to Ripley's Belive it or not!

("Read the damn script!" says someone in the back ground.)

Interviewer: Yuffie…Whats your favriote song?

Yuffie: Its that stupid Britney Spears song. I wish I had her boobs.

Interviewer: Sure. Who the heck writes these scripts?

Yuffie's Scenes: Take 1

Scene 1: The Woods…

Director: Ok. Quiet on the set. Cloud and the others walk through the woods. And the meet Yuffie. Action!

We find Cloud and the others walking in the woods…and they are walking…and walking…and walking…

Director: Cut! Where the hell is yuffie?

We find Yuffie and Vincent in the woods making out.

Director: Yuffie! This is not a fu*bleep* movie! Get it in gear girl!

Yuffie *blush * oops! Sorry. See you in my trailer Vince baby.

Director: Action!

We find Cloud and the others walking into the woods when a girl appears out of the bushes. She falls and trips on a near by branch in the dirt. She slides past the others and down a hill.

Scene 1: Take 2

We find Cloud and the others walking into the woods when a girl appears out of the bushes. She takes out her shruiken. "Come on you punks!" Yuffie takes a fighters stance. She makes a swipe with her shruiken cutting her straps and making her shorts fall down. Yuffie Blushes and runs.

Back To interviwer:

Interviwer: Ok…That about raps it up for now. We are out of time.. But I we will be back tommrow with Yuffie and more scenes. Tune in!

Next Chapter! Final Fantasy 7 The Making "Bloopers" (or Springer) Yuffie Scenes Take 2

Im trying really hard to get into char. I have to play FF7. Im in the process right now. If Yuffie isn't looking good now. Wait till tommrow. Thanks For reading. Peace Out!