Final Fantasy IIV The Making

Final Fantasy 7 The Making Bloopers

Chapter 4 Scenes and Questions part 2 Yuffie

Interviewer: Ok Yuffie…when did you start to have this weird fetish of talking to plants?

Yuffie: Well it all started with my dad locking me in a basement full of weeds.

Interviewer: uh..yeah…and why did he do that?

Yuffie: Cause I was annoying. Heheheheh…

Yuffie leans over to a small tree… She gets up and starts to hump it.

Interviewer: what the hell are you doing?

Yuffie: I can repopulate the rain forest!!

Two guys come in and put a straight jacket on her.

Yuffie: Let me go!! I must make love to tree! LET MEEE GOOO!

Interviewer: Ok…ive just about had my fill of this.

The interviewer goes into the back to look for the writer of this script. Knocks on a door.

Interviewer: Hello? Anyone in here?

He opens the door to find Tifa and Zidane having sex.

Zidane: Close the damn door! And by the way…I wrote those questions MUHAHHAHAHA!!!

Interviewer: But why?

Zidane stops humping Tifa for a moment.

Zidane: Do you see a FinalFantasyIX The making fic out there? NO. I was jealous. Now shut the door!

Interviewer: I guess I should get back to the questions…

Goes back into the hall way and on to the stage.

Interviewer: Ladies and Gentlemen…Vincent!

A huge monster tears through the wall. Its jaws work up and down blood dripping from them. The interviewer screams in terror. The monster rears back and uses Beast Flare. The interviewer is almost burned to death. The monster transforms back into The human form of Vincent.

Vincent: Sorry about that…must learn to control myself. Heh.

Interviewer: Err..yeah..Well…next time use the door okay?

Interviewer: What makes you turn into these monsters like we just saw?

Vincent: My rage..my hatred for…5.99 for pent house mag! It should be much lower. (reaches out and stuffs his penthouse mag back into his shirt. It had a picture of Yuffie on the front.)

Interviwer: So you're rage comes from over priced Porno?

Vincent: Yes..It sickens me…you can't see a fine ass babe without paying 5.99 Does it look like I have that much money to spend for something like that? All I ask is for free porn! Gimme Gimme Gimme!

Interviewer: Ok…something is very wrong here…Did all the final fantasy 7 people get conked on the head or something?

In the back we can hear Tifa and Cloud fighting about Zidane.

Camera Guy 1: We are still rolling! Do something!

Interviewer: Hmm…Did you have any problems during the film?

Vincent: Yes. This damn gun would get jam. Its really hectic. Points the gun at the Interviewer.

Interviewer: Um..What are you doing?

Vincent: Don't worry it will jam.

Fires the gun…*BlaM* The interviewer falls dead.

Vincent: Well what do you know…it works?

A sign pops up…

We are experiencing technical difficulties…please be patient….

Chapter 5

No need for Dead interviewers….