Notes: The following Chapter is now long awaited. I have been updating all other things except this story. Now I feel the need to continue. Sooo…Here goes my sorry ass attempt at comedy. Thanks for Reading.
BTW….I do not own Final Fantasy….SO DON'T get a lawyer.
R&R~Slayer13
Chapter 5
Tifa's Q&A
Interviwer: Ok welcome back to our show. It's been alittle bit since the last episode because well…that damn Vincent char. Killed one of the best interviwers around…anyway…let's get this show on the road. Tifa! Come on down!!
Tifa stops arguing with Cloud about Zidane and walks up to the stage. She sits down and crosses her legs cutting any possible way of getting a good view.
Interviwer: Well Tifa I have some questions for you…from the people in the audience.
Tifa smiles and sits up straight making her boobs bounce. *Audience hoots and whistles*
Interviewer: Okay then..eh.. Question #1 comes from…Jules White..from NewYork. Mr.White? Please stand up.
A man wearing thick glasses, a pocket protecter, and tons of pimples stands up.
Mr.White: I'm here!
Interviwer: The question is..eh.. Tifa. How did you get your tits so big? And could I feel them? *rolls his eyes*
Tifa nods with approval being the whore that she is. She slowly makes her way up the the man and lets him feel her smooth tits. He lightly jumbles them around in circles, while Tifa lets out a soft moan.
Meanwhile Cloud has sneaked up behind Mr.White. Holding his buster sword high he runs him through. Leaning over his dead body…he says.
Cloud: That's my job asshole.
Interviewer: Hrm..okay this has gotten waaaay outta hand! Stop it!! NOW! THIS IS AN INTERVIEW SHOW ABOUT FINAL FANTASY IIV NOT SOME CHEAP RIP OFF OF SOME GOD FOR SAKEN PORNO!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!! SIT DOWN BEFORE I HAVE TO PUT A GUN AT BOTH OF YOUR HEADS AND FIRE!! WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS SHIT?? HUH? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! IF YOUR STILL READING THIS THEN YOU GUYS HAVE REALLY REALLY BIG PROBLEMS!! *sits down out of breath.*
Interviwer: This is the most fucked up show I've ever interviewed. You guys should be ashamed! *looks out at the millions of people reading.* If your still reading…you have guts.
Interviewer: Okay let's begin. Tifa these are some common asked questions for you. NOT from the audience this time. Thank god.
Tifa: Okay! Shoot!
Interviwer: Tifa. What was the hardest thing about the game to you?
Tifa: keeping my boobs intact. It was so hard!
Cut to scene: Weapons Appear!
They blast out of the mountain! Tifa, Barret, and the others get blown around on the high wind. As Tifa falls she gets her boobs steped on by barret! "Ahgh!!" she screams…
Interviewer: Hrm..why is it everything revolves around your tits.
Tifa: Duh cause their huge ^_^
Does her end battle stance sending her boobs straight up into the air, knocking the interviewer out of his chair.
Interviewer: Okay this is hopeless… Would everybody please come up here?
The cast of Final Fantasy IIV comes up to the stage.
Interviwer: I know we haven't gotten to you all…but there is something I have for you all. The script says…I have to kill you so we can move on to Final Fantasy IIIV Well..
They Tie up the cast of FFIIV
Interviewer: Thanks for Your time!
They attach a bomb to the group and leave locking the door.
Tifa: NOOOO!! I can't die yet!! I haven't been able to have my titties fucked!!!
Cloud and the others only roll their eyes.
Minuites later there is a huge explosion as the whole cast of FFIIV goes up in flames.
Later behind the building….We see Zidane paying off the Interviewer and giving him a new script…
THE MAKING OF FINAL FANTASY IIIV
????
What is in store?
Stay Tuned to find out…..
THE END…..*tifa slowly walks out of the rubble and out into the forest….* or is it
