Narrator- Next day.

Kids coming to the classroom with bags around their eyes.

Trunks, yawning: " I didn't get enough sleep yesterday."

Seventeen: " Me either. Did you hear that screaming in the hall last night?!

That noise got stuck in my ears and I couldn't go to sleep."

Eighteen: " I didn't hear anything like that, brother."

Piccolo majestically comes in, looking somewhat upset.

" Hi, Shin." He sits down near Kaioushin and sighs.

Kaioushin: " Good morning, Piccolo. I'm glad you're back. So how did go?"

Piccolo: " I proved my innocence to the principal but I have to go clean the

school garden in the 3rd period for blasting the food counter. That sucks.

This is all because of that bitch Briefs! " grunts.

Kaioushin: " Take it easy, Piccolo. You are not the only one who loathes that hag."

Piccolo, with hopeful look: " You mean you don't like her, too?"

Kaioushin: " I hate Ms. Briefs to the core. "

The two start saying craps about Ms. Briefs and they stop when Ms. Briefs comes in.

Ms. Briefs. " To your seat, brats. I'm having a bad day already so don't make me any

angrier."

The kids sit down and shut up. Bulma quickly takes the attendance and talks to the class: " Alrighty, I want you to take out the science reports you brats were supposed to do

last night. It must have been a fun thing to do since it was about any science that interests you. We'll go by rows. Gohan Son, you're the first one up. "

Gohan stands up

Bulma, frightened: " Gohan, what in the world happened to you!? "

Gohan: " Well. uh. you know. " He laughs bitterly and tries to get off the subject.

Videl is frowning in her seat, not even looking at her boyfriend.

Bulma: " Ok, I hope you're alright."

Gohan, walking up in front of the class: " Oh, of course I'm okay." Laughing bitterly.

He stands in front of the class and hangs up the poster he made on his science subject.

Gohan, to the class: " I did a report on how white blood cell works in our system."

Gohan gives the class a very clear lecture about the immune system and how the white

blood cell fights off infection, while the students giggle at his poster on the board.

The poster depicts the white blood cells, which is drawn like bunch of Piccolo's heads charging at the bacteria, which looks like Videl's head.

Two horns grow out of Videl's head. She is trembling with rage. She holds her anger

for about 1 minute, but finally explodes and starts punching Piccolo sitting in front of her

as a boxing target. She is punching him so fast with the speed of 400 miles/hr.

Piccolo's head crushes on his desk with each punch.

Ms. Briefs: " Videl, stop that and listen to Gohan's lecture. "

Videl sits down, breathing hard.

Piccolo's head is crushed in his desk and he's unconscious.

Gohan sees his unconscious hero and regrets about the poster he made.

Ms. Briefs: " That was a very good report, Gohan. You receive an A. "

Gohan sits down, feeling guilty.

Ms. Briefs: " Next one, Kaioushin. "

Kaioushin gets up in front of the class with his poster and journal with him.

" My report is about the novas and comets in outer space." He hangs up the poster depicting super novas and kinds of comets and goes on and on about the mysteries of the universe. " Any questions here? "

Trunks raises his hand: " How come black holes suck up stuff?"

Kaioushin: " That is a good question, Trunks. They suck in because I made it that

way. I thought it would be funny to see some planets get sucked up. "

Trunks: " Oh I see."

Kaoioushin, proudly: " And listen, class! I'm planning to make a new planet next month, which will have cotton candy floating as clouds. Cool, don't you think? "

The class, nodding in boredom: " uh-huh."

Ms. Briefs: " Ok, nice report. You receive an A. Next person. Eighteen."

Eighteen stands up and Seventeen gets up to the class as well. Eighteen hangs up a poster and Seventeen carries in something large with a blanket covering it.

Eighteen: " Seventeen and I did a project together on robotics."

Seventeen takes off the blanket from the thing he brought in: " Ta-da!"

The class: " Wow!" They see a Dr. Gero-looking robot there.

Eighteen: " Seventeen is going to pass this around the class so you can all take a look at it. You can touch it but please be careful with it. "

Eighteen starts reading her journal about the complexity of this robot and how robots are utilized in people's lives. Seventeen pushes the robot around the class.

Gohan: " Amazing!"

Kaioushin: " It looks real."

Piccolo, still unconscious.

Videl: " What does it do?"

Trunks: " This thing is big."

Cell, touching the glass-head: " Neat. "

Pan is fascinated at the brain inside the glass-head: " This is tight!"

Yamcha is looking around, not interested.

Krillin is looking at Eighteen, not at the robot.

Ms. Briefs is fascinated, too: " Beautiful."

Eighteen: " And I would like to answer Videl's question. She asked what this robot does. Well, it doesn't really do anything except destroy something. But it's dangerous

so we can't display it for you, but I'll let it move a little here."

Seventeen presses the switch on and Dr. Gero starts spinning on his toe.

Everyone: " Cool!!"

Ms. Briefs: " That was such a wonderful one, Eighteen and Seventeen! I'll give you guys an A. " The Androids go back to their seats. Ms. Briefs: " Next, Piccolo. "

Piccolo wakes up to full consciousness and gets up to the class with wrinkled papers

in his hand. " Well, class. I'm going to talk about how drugs can mess up your brain."

He starts describing different kinds of drugs and how some of them are used in hospitals for painkiller. He lectures about how normal brain can be affected by overdose and uses other than medical purposes, and also some facts about physical and mental drug-addiction. Then he pulls out something out from his pocket. " and this is actual smoking marihuana. This is made from pure marihuana plant and this can really mess you up."

Yamcha: " Pass it around!"

Trunks: " Can I try that later? "

Some students " Yeah! Pass that around!"

Ms. Briefs: " Piccolo, it was a great report, though I'm not very comfortable about you bringing in those drugs to the class. I'll give you an A."

Piccolo happily returns to his seat and passes out some marihuana to Yamcha and Trunks.

Ms. Briefs: " Next person, Videl, you're up."

Videl gets up with her journal and the poster. As she walks up to the chalk board,

she steps on Gohan's toe on purpose. Gohan: " Gack!"

Videl, to the class: " I did a report on how nutrition affects our blood- pressure and cholesterol." She puts up the poster depicting the nutrition triangle. Videl gives a lecture about how dangerous it could be if one doesn't keep up a good diet and she lists all the possible illnesses caused by it. She also talks about stress affecting the immunity. And she finishes her talk with how her boyfriend Gohan is giving her stress in her life and how it's affecting her cholesterol and blood-pressure.

Ms. Briefs: " Interesting, very interesting, Videl! You receive an A."

Videl rolls up her poster and walks back. Gohan is protecting his feet so not to get stepped on again when she passes by. But this time Videl punches him on the back.

Gohan: " Gack! .bitch."

Videl: " What was that? " Gohan covers his mouth in horror. " I didn't say anything!"

Videl sits back in her seat, glaring at Gohan.

Gohan, in his mind: " Ultimate bitch.! "

Ms. Briefs: " So far I am very pleased with the results. The people of Row one, you guys really made me proud. Now, I want to see the same enthusiasm in Row two.

Seventeen already did his, so Trunks, you're up. "

Trunks stands up: " I didn't do it, Mom."

Ms. Briefs: " What do you mean you didn't do it?!

Trunks: " I didn't have the time to do it."

Ms. Briefs: " Were you playing your Nintendo again, Trunks!?"

Trunks: " But Mom! It was a really cool game called Crushing Into The Cliff.

I just had to finish off the final stage and it was four in the morning when I finally defeated the Chichi-monster!"

Ms. Briefs: " I don't care about that stupid crap, where is your report?!"

Trunks, angry with his mother: " Alright!! I'm going to prove to this class about the greatness of Nintendo!! " He pulls out the Nintendo game and the game cassette out of his backpack and plugs it into the TV in front of the class.

The title " Crushing Into The Cliff " appears on the TV screen with flames in the background. Then Chara-Hetchara in a strange beat plays.

Trunks is now playing desperately to defeat the monsters in Stage One.

The class is interested in the game Trunks is playing.

Trunks, playing: " Look at that, class, LOOK! " He is pressing on the button of the controller with the speed of 700miles/hr. His face is red with heat and smoke is coming

out from the button he's hitting on. " Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!"

The controller explodes and Trunks collapses on the ground.

Smoke is coming out from his thumb.

Bulma, unable to say anything: " ..god." She shakes her head.

" Ok class, we did not see that and let's move on. Next one is.Cell."

Cell gets up to the class, carrying nothing with him.

" I'm going to talk about cells. " He starts his lecture about the greatness of the cells in his body and how the DNA replicates when he sucks up energy from someone. He takes out some photographs of how he used to look before and passes them out to the class.

Ms. Briefs: " That was an interesting lecture, Cell. But you need some written report

here. I'll give you a B. Next one, Pan, you're up."

Pan walks up in front of the class with a big poster, the journal and a box.

" I did a report on anatomy. " She talks about how anatomy used to be forbidden in some parts of the world and how it is used to detect the cause of one's death.

Pan hangs up her poster. " and I have a very interesting thing for you here. "

The poster depicts the guts of a Namek.

Piccolo: "!!!!"

Pan takes out her important-looking glass box. It has a cut-off Namek hand pinned onto the buttom of the box. She gives Piccolo an evil smile. " This is how inside of a Namek's hand looks like. "

Piccolo's eyes popping out: " Evil freak!! Where the hell did you. "

Pan: " Shut up, Piccolo. You Nameks are so cheap. Why can't I get a piece of you Nameks' body? You guys can regenerate, can't you?!" She ignores Piccolo and passes the box around the class.

Ms. Briefs: " Wonderful, Pan! You get an A. Ok. Yamcha, next."

Yamcha walks up to the class with bunch of stuff he got from the porno sites last night.

Bulma, freaked out: " Yamcha!! Those are not called a science report! Why can't you get serious sometimes?! You could've at least done something on reproductive organs!"

Yamcha: " I forgot it was about science."

Ms. Briefs points at him and yells: " No excuses!! You get an F!!!"

Ms. Briefs angrily writes a big dark F in her grade book next to Yamcha's name.

Yamcha: " Aw, come on. I put effort into finding all these sexiest women with incredible boobies."

Ms. Briefs shouts: " PUT YO DAMN EFFORT INTO SOMETHING ELSE!"

Yamcha: " Wow. Relax! " He runs back to his seat.

# The bell rings for the five-minutes break.

Ms. Briefs: " Quiet, class. The rest of you who didn't get to present your report, you can do that tomorrow. Get your essay ready for the next class."

The students stretch in their seat. Some of them look into the Dr. Gero robot again. Gohan: " Yuck, I didn't even finish my essay. Ms. Briefs expects way too much from us. (turning around) Don't you think so, Shin?"

Kaioushin: " How could you not have done it? This book informs us about the danger of the whole galaxy that is coming to us, GOHAN!"

Gohan, creeped out: " .I don't know what in the world you're talking about. You sure you read the right book? I mean, are you ok? "

Videl cuts in between them and faces Gohan: " Excuse me Shin, I need a talk with him." Kaioushin: " Oh, sure." He leaves his seat and walks away.

Gohan, smiling to her but anxious: " .What is it, Videl?"

Videl, frowning: " Well. I thought about it over again and I decided I need to apologize to you about last night and . "

Gohan, relieved and delighted: " Oh, it's okay, Videl! Let's forget about that."

Videl smiles. It is the first time she smiled to Gohan ever since last night.

Gohan gives a bright smile, too.

Videl kisses Gohan.

Eighteen, in her seat teasing: " Whoo, you guys!"

Gohan and Videl blush.

# Bell rings and everyone goes back to their seat.

Ms. Briefs: " It looks like not many of you did the essay I assigned you on the book,

To Kill A Mockingbird. It's such a good story, guys. I'm disappointed. "

" Anyways, I'll call on you and you must read your essay to the class. Gohan Son, come up and share your concept."

Gohan walks up in front of the class and reads a well-developed statement paragraphs about how the title contributes to the sufferings of the innocent ones in the book.

" I didn't finish the conclusion part."

Ms. Briefs: " Hm, I'll give you a B if you complete it after school today since it is a very clear and well-developed essay, Gohan. "

Gohan and Videl exchange smile.

Ms. Briefs: " Next, Kaioushin. Come up please."

Kaioushin walks up, looking nervous. He reads his well-constructed essay stating the valuable lessons Scout and Jem had learned from their father and the others about confronting the prejudiced world. Then suddenly, he has a serious look and shouts to the class: " AND, it is time you all mortals need to realize, that Boo Radley mentioned in

this book is MAJIN BUU!!" He starts screaming and rips up his essay.

The class and Ms. Briefs freak out.

Ms. Briefs: " Someone please calm him down!"

Gohan takes Shin back to his seat: " hey are you getting enough sleep? What is that Babidi doing to you?!"

Kaioushin sits down, mumbling to himself.

Ms. Briefs: " You guys, I want you to take this essay assignment seriously. I see that most of you didn't complete it or did not do it at all. So I will let you brats have the rest of this period to finish it up. And you better finish it. "

Ms. Briefs leaves the class to get something in the office: " You guys behave, ok?"

The class gets really noisy as Bulma goes out. None of the students are doing their essay. Many boys come around Yamcha to see his porno stuff. Trunks is playing his GameBoy. Krillin is sitting on Eighteen's lap, kissing and talking love. Cell takes out his laptop computer and starts surfing the net. Piccolo and Shin come up to Cell and watch him surf. Videl and Gohan are already talking about what they want to eat for lunch.

Seventeen's girlfriend is talking: " Hey did you see those cute little Nameks in the hall?

I heard they don't speak Earth language so they're in the ESL class. They are so adorable!"

Pan, jumping:" Did you just say NAMEKS!? WHERE!???" She pulls out her thick, dissecting journal book and pin-sets and runs out to the hallway looking for them.

Cell: " Hey Piccolo you speak your Namekian language?"

Piccolo: " Yeah, I can write it, too. How about you, Shin."

Kaioushin: " I speak East Kaiouese. Cell, do you speak any particular language?"

Cell: " Well, I don't have my own language but I am very interested in many foreign languages. I study your languages on the internet!"

Cell shows his practice notebooks filled with weird languages.

Just when the class is at the loudest, Ms. Briefs comes in and yells her head off: " You brats set yo asses down!!!!!!!!"

# The bell rings for the 3rd period.

Everyone sits down, not wanting to make Bulma any scarier.

Piccolo gets up from his seat, looking depressed.

Gohan: " Hey Piccolo, where are you going?"

Piccolo: " I have to go clean the stupid garden."

Gohan: " Oh. that's too bad."

Piccolo walks out of the class and kicks the door.

Ms. Briefs passes out the test to the class. " I want total silence when you take the test. You have forty-minutes to complete this."

The class is very quiet taking the test. Piccolo can be seen outside roaming around the garden with a garbage bag. It is nice and sunny outside.

Ms. Briefs walks down the rows, checking on her students. " Kids, it is almost time in about five minutes. "

Gohan is finishing up his last few problems. Shin is already finished and is drawing Babidi on the back of the test. Eighteen is finished, too. She is staring at her husband doing the test. Videl has skipped many of the problems, not being able to concentrate. She is staring at the back of Gohan's head. Trunks is getting stuck in some problems. Cell is finished with the test and is resting his head on the desk. Pan has quit doing her test, thinking about the Nameks. Yamcha is sleeping, drooling on his test.

Ms. Briefs:" Time is up, pass them forward."

# The classroom phone rings. Pan answers it for Ms. Briefs: " Hello, Ms. Briefs's student talking. yes, ok, just a second. Ms. Briefs? A call from Principal King Kai."

Ms. Briefs, taking the phone: " Thank you, Pan. .Hello. ..yes.. yes, Piccolo is serving his detention in the garden.huh..? What??" She quickly looks outside at the garden: " Holy crap." The students look outside and see the garden full of plants, looking like a jungle.

Ms. Briefs, freaking out on the phone: " Yes, but he was cleaning the garden the last time I checked.! I never thought he would plant. marihuana plants!!!"

The students: " Marihuana plants!?"

Some janitors can be seen at the garden, pulling out the plants out.

Cell and Kaioushin are laughing so hard at the garden full of marihuana plants.

Gohan: " Whoa. how long did it take him to plant all those!?"

Videl, dazed: " I don't understand Nameks."

# The bell rings for lunch and everyone runs out of the classroom. Trunks and Yamcha run to the marihuana garden field and many others follow. Ms. Briefs calls on them not to mess with the garden. She sighs: " This is the worst class I ever had."

Cell and Kaioushin are walking down the hallway together, looking for Piccolo.

Cell, giggling: " That was the coolest thing Piccolo has done!"

Kaioushin: " Piccolo's probably hiding somewhere laughing."

They pass near the Nameks' ESL class, which Captain Ginyu teaches.

Cell: " Hey look, he's still teaching. "

They take a peek at the ESL class.

Captain Ginyu: " OK my good Nameks, repeat after me. ' This is a pen.'"

Three little Nameks: " Dis eez ahh pehn."

Captain Ginyu: " Kamehameha."

The Nameks: " Kahmehhamehah."

Captain Ginyu: " I'm the prince of all Saiyans once again. Repeat."

The Nameks: " Aaim da prince ohb ohl seians wans agehn."

Cell and Shin giggle at the sight. The Nameks run out of the class for lunch and Cell trips on the Nameks coming out. His lunch box falls on the ground, his food smashed.

Cell, in misery: " MY POTATO SALAD!"

Kaioushin: " Hey it's ok, Cell. Just salad. You can have my eggplant salad."

The Nameks looking up to Cell. Namek 1: " Ahi ahm behhri soriii."

Namek 2: " Dis eez ah pehn." Namek 3: " Babidi eez ah behrii stupid grrrl."

Kaioushin: " What is it that you just said?"

Before the Namek could respond, he drags the Nameks back into the classroom.

He yells at Captain Ginyu for what he has taught to the Nameks and blasts him away from his lecture-desk. Cell comes in and starts sucking up Ginyu's energy. He still can't get over with his potato salad.

Captain Ginyu: " What freaks are you two!?"

Kaioushin, now in Captain Ginyu's lecture desk: " Now, my students! I am your new teacher and I'm going to teach you some real language here."

The Nameks are confused.

Kaioushin: " Repeat after me. Babidi is a very wonderful girl."

The Nameks, still confused: "."

Kaioushin: " REPEAT!"

The Nameks, scared: " B..Bahbidee eez ahh berii wandafoh grrrl."

Kaioushin: " Babidi The Ultimate Beauty. Repeat."

The Nameks: " Babidii da ultimeht beeutee."

Kaioushin, smiling: " Very good, excellent! You may leave the class now."

The three little Nameks leave the class, practicing the new sentences they just learned

in the hallway: " Bahbidii eez ah berii wondafoh grrrl." They don't understand why some people passing near by are giving them weird look.

# At the cafeteria-

Pan is running around hysterically, looking for her Nameks.

Trunks is feeling very peaceful from the marihuana he just tried: " Far out."

Krillin and Eighteen are having their lovely lunch, taking food to each other's mouth.

Many students are coming to the school garden, looking at the janitors put effort into the backbreaking job of pulling the marihuana plants out.

Gohan, eating his sandwich: " Man, I wonder what Piccolo is thinking. Look at those people at the garden taking the plants out and sweating like hell!"

Videl, eating pasta: " Look at Trunks, he's out in la-la land. We really have goofy people in our class... Hey Gohan, are you going to the basketball game tonight?"

Gohan: " Oh you mean the tournament we're having. Hm, I dunno. I know our team is gonna lose. Maybe we can go just for the heck of it."

Videl, excited: " Yeah! It's boring staying at the dormitory."

# In King Kai's office-

King Kai: " Okay Piccolo, I understand that you were angry, but you know you did the wrong thing to let that anger out."

Piccolo, pointing at Ms. Briefs: " But King Kai! Ms. Briefs is prejudiced of Nameks!"

Ms. Briefs smacks Piccolo's head with her attendance book: " Get serious, Piccolo!"

Piccolo: " Ouch! See what she did to me?"

King Kai:" Settle, guys. I'm going to connive it this time, but you must think about what you have done, Piccolo. Now, go help the janitors."

Ms. Briefs: " What!? No way, he's gonna have to serve some kind of detention!"

She grabs Piccolo's ear and drags him out of the office.

# Back in the cafeteria-

The three little Nameks are having lunch together. Pan is staring hungrily at them from the table behind.

Pan slowly approaches the Nameks: " Hey you cute Nameks. Come here, I have some candies for you."

The Nameks don't really understand what Pan is saying, but it is obvious she's some sort of weirdo trying to lure them with lollypops, giving them scary, threatening smile.

The Nameks whisper something in their language and leave the table.

Pan, gasping: " Hey!! Where do you think you're going? Come here!"

She follows them, breathing hard and looking like a scary demon.

The Nameks get scared and start running.

Pan runs after them with all her energy, but trips on a banana peel and falls down on her butt. " AHHH!" The Nameks are glad at the sight and run off to safety.

Gohan and Videl come to fallen Pan. Videl: " Hey Pan, are you alright?"

Pan: " Ahh! My butt. I think my butt is fractured!! Ugh, those little slugs."

Gohan: " What were you chasing those Nameks for? Just leave them alone."

# The bell rings. Pan is taken to the care-center of the school.

Videl: " I hope she'll learn something from this."

Gohan: " I don't want to know what she was trying to do to those Nameks...!"

# In the class- The students are coming back from lunch.

Trunks, looking around: " Where is Pan?"

Gohan: " She thinks she fractured her butt, Trunks."

Trunks: " Whaaat?? What on the earth do you mean she fractured her ass!"

Gohan: " I don't know exactly what she was doing."

Piccolo comes in, followed by Ms. Briefs.

Piccolo sits down in his seat glaring at Bulma and bitching under his breath.

Cell: " Hey Piccolo, we were looking for you."

Kaioushin: " What happened.?"

Piccolo: " Bitch Briefs made me clean both boys and girls bathroom during lunch!

And I have to do that for three days. I can't slack off because there will be a janitor making sure I clean and she said if she ever finds out I slack off, I'm gonna have to

cheerlead with bonbons for our baseball team along with girls!!"

Kaioushin, trying not to laugh: " That's horrible."

Cell: " Hey let's not get frustrated, pal! I just got this cool video game on the internet, you all wanna play after school?"

Piccolo and Kaioushin: " Cool!"

Cell: " Come to my room, 107 and bring some snacks."

Ms. Briefs: " Ok kids, to your seat. I have some exciting announcement for you if you haven't heard it yet. We have a basketball game tonight. Our lousy team, Dragons will be competing with two other high school teams. I guess in our class, Oolong, Tien and Krillin are in the team. Well, I know you guys will lose but good luck anyways."

Krillin, frowning: " Thank you for your encouragement, Ms. Briefs."

Ms. Briefs: " I'll come and watch. Now, let's open our history textbook, page 22 and read on your own."

The class gets silent with reading.

















# After school- At the school dormitory.

Piccolo and Kaioushin knock on the door of Cell's room: " We're here!"

Cell opens the door: " Hey pals, come in."

Piccolo: " Shin brought Creepy Crème donuts and I brought Vegeetos Chips.

Perfect, huh? " They put the snacks down on the floor and sit down.

Cell, with the game cassette in his hand: " This game is called ' Cell Game.' It's really trippin' cool, you've got to try it."

They start the game. A budoukai stage shows up on the screen with two fighters, looking very realistic. One of them looks pretty much like Cell and the other one looks like a dork with Afro hair. Piccolo is playing the Cell and Kaioushin is playing the Afro.

They compete each other with kung-fu techniques and blasts. " This is fun!"

While playing the exciting game, someone knocks on the door.

Cell: " Oh, that must be my girlfriend out there." He stands up and opens the door.

Cell: " Hey guys, this is my girlfriend, Frieza."

Frieza, smiling: " Nice to meet you, guys!"

Cell: " These pals are Pic and Shin." Kaioushin and Piccolo: " Hi."

Frieza: " Oh, yes, Shin, I just met your girlfriend in the hall and she's here!"

Babidi pops her head out from behind: " Hey guys!"

Kaioushin: " Hi, Biddie!"

Cell: " Maybe you gals can talk here while we play the game, huh?"

Pic and Shin, competing in the game:" Fine, fine. .Hah! Take that, Afro!"

Frieza and Babidi sit on the bed and watch the boys play Cell Game for a moment.

Babidi, snacking on the chips: " So Reeza, how did you two meet each other?"

Frieza, biting on the donut: " Um, first, he came to my planet, Planet Frieza to learn the Friezerian language. He said he read about my planet on the internet and he was very interested. When he came, we were just having our annual Beauty Contest on my planet which I join every time and I was chosen for Miss Universe that year."

Babidi: " Miss Universe! That's awesome."

Frieza: " And Cell was watching it, too. He came to me and asked me out, but I was like, nah, because he was really ugly. But he kept sucking energy from so many people and when he came back to ask me out again, he was really handsome. I accepted him for his effort, which proved how much he wanted me. That's the story. Your turn to tell your story, Biddie."

Babidi: " Oh me? Okay. Well, one day I was walking through the forest crying because my fella Debura was really mean to me. He kept yelling at me saying I'm an ugly raging wrinkled bitch."

Frieza, giving sympathetic look: " Oh, that's terrible."

Babidi: " And then I saw this strange purple Kai hunting frantically for worms. I didn't really care and was gonna pass by, but he stopped me and gazed at me. He said to me I'm the most beautiful creature he's ever seen in his eternal life and he got on his knees and gave me a pair of Potara earrings, begging me to come to his planet and become his mistress. I refused, though. he was supposed to be my enemy since long time ago. But Kai just took me with him and he was sweet to me so I fell in love, too."

Frieza, munching on another donut: " How wonderful that is."

The phone rings and Cell answers it: " Hello, room 107, Cell speaking. .Yes, just a second. Shin, a call from your pal, Kibito."

Kaioushin stops playing the game and takes the phone: " Hi, Kibito! ..Yes? Oh. I didn't know that. .okay, I'll be there. Good luck." Hangs up.

To Pic and Cell: " Kibito said he's gonna be in the basketball game tonight against Dragons so he wants us to come and watch."

Piccolo: " That sounds like a fun idea."

The phone rings again and Cell answers it: " Hello, room 107 Cell speaking. ..Yes, hold on just a sec. Babidi, a call from your pal, Debura."

Babidi gets off the bed, taking the phone: " Hello, what do you want. .oh, we were just talking about it..ok, alright, alright, stop shouting. See ya there. Bye."

Babidi: " Debura said his basketball team will be here too for the game and he's yelling at me I better come and root for his team."

Cell: " We can all go to that game then."

Suddenly, Trunks sprints into the room, panicking.

Everyone: " Whoa!"

Trunks, his eyes popping wide: " Cell, I heard you got a new game!! Can I play that!!"

Cell, with sweat drops: " S.sure.."

Trunks runs to the game and almost trips over.

Frieza: " Geez, come down.!"

Trunks grabs the controller and starts beating the crap out of the Cell Piccolo was playing. " Take my mega punch!!! Hyaa!!!! "

Piccolo: " What the hell did you do to my.! Hey!! I wasn't ready!"

Trunks, glaring at the screen: " Shut up, I'm the prince of all Nintendo players in the universe and no one defeats ME! "

Kaioushin, watching: " He sure has his father's blood running through his vein."

Cell, eating the chips: " I've never seen someone play that good."

Gohan comes into the room: " Wow. hey guys. Oh, Trunks, I knew you were here!

Pan was looking for you. You better make up for the science report you didn't do."

Trunks is not hearing Gohan.

Gohan, sighing: " Oh man. He's helpless."

Gohan, turning to Piccolo: " Hey Piccolo, is it true about the rumor I'm hearing?"

Piccolo, throwing the controller: " What rumor?"

Gohan: " Well, everyone's talking about it."

Piccolo: " About what?"

Gohan: " About you dating with Emperor Pilaf."

Piccolo: " Now, which freak did you hear that from??!!! What on Namek do you mean I'm having a relationship with Pilaf!!!!!! Get serious.who the hell said it?!"

Gohan: " I dunno, Piccolo! No one knows."

Cell: " That's a sick bad joke."

The phone rings. Cell, picking up the phone: " Whew, many fellas are calling today.

Hello.. okay.. . Hey Pic, a call from Emperor Pilaf.."

Piccolo: ".now what? I'll ask him what's going on!" He takes the phone: " Hello?

.....what makes you say that?? Are you on drugs!? ...what..augh, stop that! Don't annoy me with stupid thing like that, if you think this is funny you're wrong.

..shut up shut up SHUT UP!!" *hangs up, breathing hard.

Kaioushin: " What the heck happened?"

Piccolo: " This freak is going around calling whoever at hand because he wants a mate!

I've never heard of such lame thing as this!"

The phone rings again. Cell: " Wonder who it is."

Piccolo: " I ain't answering it if it's from Pilaf again!"

Cell: " Hello? ..Y..yes..just a second. Piccolo, a call from Dodoria."

Piccolo: " Who?! What's that dork calling me for!" He takes the phone, scared of what's coming next. " Hello, Piccolo speaking..... Ughhhhhh!!!!! Go to hell!!

..what!? What do you want Shin for!? ..leave us alone. ..you sure..? it better be. Hey Shin, I don't believe him but he wants to talk to you for a serious matter."

Kaioushin: " That's strange." taking the phone" Hello............what kind of flaming retard are you?! Take a long hike and don't come back. ...... . nice knowing your half-witted fruit head...what!? Oh, like I'm gonna let you!" * hangs up.

" Ridiculous. he was also looking for a mate. He said he wants to talk to Cell, too, but of course I hung up on that freak."

Cell: " Whoaa that would've given me chill."

Kaioushin:" Let's plug out the phone code."

Piccolo disconnects the code from the wall.

Gohan, with a big sweat-drop: " Wasn't that creepy. Oh, hey guys it's almost time for the basketball game! You all coming?"

Cell: " Yes we are. Wanna come with us, Trunks?"

Trunks is playing the game, his eyes glued to the screen.

Gohan: " I don't think he sees or hears anything except that screen."

Babidi: " Well, let's go. or Debura will have a fit."

Gohan: " Ok I'll pick up Videl on the way and let's head for the gym."

Everyone leaves, except Trunks playing the game with his mouth half- opened and drooling.













Narrator- saga continues at the gym.