# At the gym, many students and families are coming.
Gohan: " Hey guys, it seems like we've got the best seats, huh?"
Piccolo: " Except the fact that we have to see Ms. Briefs's head in front of us."
Bulma is sitting in front of them with her little daughter, Bra. In the back row, Eighteen and Marron are sitting. King Kai came to watch, too.
A blond man with sunglasses shows up, shouting to the audience with a mike: " Welcome to the exciting basketball game, everyone!! Our team, Dragons will be competing with two of the most successful teams! Let's give a big applause to our heroes, Dragons!!!"
The team Dragons shows up, with their orange uniform with 'Dragons' printed in black. The audience cheers them with big applause.
Marron, waving: " Daddy! We love you!"
Krillin in his uniform, waving back: " We'll do our best!"
The host: " Oookayyy!!!! And here comes our competitors, let's welcome them with big applause!"
Kibito and other Kaiou gods show up in their navy-blue uniform with 'East Kaious' printed in red.
Debura and other devil-looking guys show up in their sky-blue uniform with 'Majins' printed in dark violet.
Babidi and Kaioushin rooting: " Go, guys!"
Bulma: " East Kaious and Majins. Those guys are from really prestigious high schools. Aw, our guys are gonna lose."
Gohan: " Well, we don't know, Ms. Briefs! I just heard from Tien and Oolong that they have a special strategy this time! They didn't tell me because it was a top secret."
Bulma: " But our team has never won ever since this school was built."
Videl: " A special strategy, huh? That must be interesting to see."
The host: " Our first match is East Kaious versus Dragons!!"
The two teams are set on their positions, with Krillin and Kibito in the center waiting for the starter to throw the ball up.
Krillin , looking confident: " We'll beat your perpetuate holy asses!"
Kibito: " Oh yeah? Let's see if that's true."
The whistle can be heard and the person throws the ball up in the air.
The game starts with applause and shouting from the audience.
Kibito has thwacked the ball hard on their goal's side, however, Krillin and others are looking confident, running after the Kaious passing the ball, dribbling to the basket.
The ball is passed to Kibito near the basket and he jumps, shooting a Dunk Shot.
The game host whistles and ' East Kaious 1 vs. Dragons 0 ' appears on the huge, electric score board in the gym.
Gohan, rooting: " Come on, Dragons!"
Cell, drinking his soda: " Hey, your pal Kibito plays pretty good."
Kaioushin: " Yes, he's always been the school's star athlete!"
Bra, swinging her legs: " Boring."
The game goes on with East Kaious leading most of the game. Dragons, however, don't look very worried. Kibito shoots another Dunk: " Hahaa!" The whistle is heard.
' East Kaious 23 vs. Dragons 0 '
Videl, frustrated: " Now what's so top-secret about this Dragons getting their asses beat like that!? Look at Oolong, oh, he runs like lightning!" She rolls her eyes.
Gohan: " Hey, it's only through half of the game, maybe they're going to retreat any time soon! "
The host, thinking: " This is not good, the audience is bored and some of them are leaving. hm, maybe I should change some order around."
The host walks to the center of the court: " Everyone! The last part of this game will wait a while later, and let's welcome the other team, Majins for their first part of the competition! "
The audience gets interested, curious if Dragons would be any better against Majins.
Videl: " It would be the same. All of the audience will leave by the time they start their last part of the game."
Babidi, waving a flag with M printed on it: " Yeehaaw!"
Frieza is looking into her mirror, putting on her violet lipstick.
The members of Dragons are gathering for a discussion.
Oolong: " Hey you know this isn't working? Our strategy will go into waste if he doesn't come right now! You sure he's coming?"
Krillin: " Well, he left his planet yesterday to head for this place right after we told him about it. But he must be here any minute soon!"
Tien comes running and whisper to them: " Hey, I just got a call he's coming in ten minutes!! Our strategy is going to work out well!"
The host: " Everyone! We have an exciting comment from our team, Dragons! Well, they said they let East Kaious win the first part because they know they can win by 300 points in the last half of the game!!!!! Isn't that exciting thing to see or what! And they are going to do the same with Majins, saying those devils are going to cry like bunch of babies after seeing the team Dragons' real power!!!!! So stay tuned for the game!"
Videl: " Ah! They are going to embarrass themselves for saying that!"
Piccolo: " I don't see how our team can win. Look at that pitiful score."
The two teams are set on their position, with Debura and Oolong in the center, ready for the starter to throw the ball.
Oolong: " We'll beat your sorry satanic asses!"
Debura: " What a pathetic pig you are. You'll be sorry you said that!!"
The ball is thrown up in the air and Debura makes the first move, catching the ball. He dribbles it toward the basket and passes it to another Majin, not letting any of the Dragons to disturb them.
Frieza: " Wow. Your friend Debura plays awesome!"
Babidi, waving the flag: " Yes, he dreams to be a pro basketball player someday."
Bra, sighing: " Boring."
Debura makes his eleventh Dunk Shot. The host whistles.
' Majins 14 vs Dragons 0 '
Cell, crushing the soda can: " 14 already? Dragons better make some move."
While running after the Majins, Tien's Nokia phone rings and he answers it:
" Hello!! Alright! .I'm glad you aren't late for it!"
Tien signs Krillin and Oolong.
Krillin walks out of the match: " Ohhh my head! My head hurts so bad, I have to rest."
Oolong walks out, too: " Ahhh my stomach! I have to go to bathroom!"
Bulma: " Huh? Two of them leaving for a rest. Are they giving up?!"
Krillin and Oolong dash out of the gym, carrying a bag full of something. They run to the school garden, where no one could see them. Dende is standing in the garden.
Dende: " I'm sorry I'm kind of late. Where are the Dragonballs?"
Oolong: " Here! Here!" Seven Dragonballs roll out from the bag.
Krillin: " It was such a hard work collecting all the seven Dragonballs. "
Dende, looking at the balls: " Hm, so where is the broken one you're talking about?"
Krillin, picking up the six-star Dragonball: " This one here, see. It has a crack. When we called for the Shenlon Dragon, it didn't come out because this was cracked."
Oolong, scratching his head: " Well. I broke it."
Krillin: " We, Dragons worked hard to collect all these balls for this basketball game. We had planned to ask the dragon to make us win it. But yesterday, just after all the seven had been collected, Oolong cracked it, trying to dribble it like a basketball."
Dende: " You dork. "
Oolong: " And we figured you're the only one who can help us by healing this broken Dragonball, since you created them."
Dende: " I see. Well, that's pretty easy."
Dende says the magical words in Namekian language.
The ball glows and the crack disappears.
Krillin, on his knees: " Thank you! Thank you, Dende! "
Dende: " If you guys are hard-working enough to gather the seven Dragonballs, I know you can win the games by putting that effort into practicing - "
Oolong and Krilling are not listening.
Krillin: " Shenlon, show up!"
The Dragonballs glow and the Shenlon Dragon shoots up in the sky.
The Dragon: " What is your wish."
Oolong: " Let us win the basketball matches!"
The Dragon: " Your wish is granted. For the last portion of the game, you Dragons will surpass the other two teams."
Oolong and Krillin, jumping: " Yeah! We made it!"
Suddenly, Debura and Kibito come, running.
Debura: " So that's how you're gonna make us cry like bunch of babies, huh?!!"
Kibito: " You cheaters would never learn.!"
Krillin: " Sorry guys, but we're gonna win! We've all worked hard to collect all seven of the Dragonballs. Seven of them! That's how united and dedicated we Dragons are."
Debura: " Hey Shenlon!! Don't tell me you've conferred ."
The Dragon: " Hush. Their wish is solid. I've granted it."
Kibito: " Whaat?"
Debura: " You're retarded, Shenlon!"
The Dragon: " Why don't you shut up. What are you devils doing interfering in these humans' activities? Are you causing troubles again?! And what are you Kaiou gods doing here playing basketball!??? Go home and do your jobs."
The dragon disappears and the Dragonballs shoot out in seven directions in the sky.
Dende: " Alright you guys. Be careful with the Dragonballs next time, ok? I'm gonna be late for the flight, I must be heading for the airport to get back to Namek."
A green limousine stops near the garden and a Namek limo-driver comes out.
The Namek: " Let's go, Dende-sama."
Dende gets into the limo: " Well, good-bye, you guys!"
The green limo drives off, heading for Satan Airport.
Kibito: " I ain't playing a stupid cheat-game, letting you Dragons win like this! Why don't you get your lazy asses up to practice if you can collect those balls!"
Debura: " I'm leaving! You Dragons really suck at playing and I think you need to change your team name to Craps or something. Let's go, bud. "
Kibito and Debura leave.
Kibito: " What do you want this time?"
Debura: " Italian, maybe."
Oolong: " We must get back to our team!"
Krillin: " Yeah, they are probably starting the last half of the match. Let's go!"
# Back at the gym- The teams are just having their five-minutes break.
Tien and the others: " Hey you're back!!!"
Krillin and Oolong run to the host and take away his mike: " Hey our audience, sorry to keep you waiting! We think we're gonna kick some asses now!!"
The crowd cheers.
Marron, jumping: " Yeah! Go beat them, Daddy!"
Bulma: " Let's see what they got."
Gohan, excited: " I'm so anxious to see!"
Videl, yawning: " Oh yeah, like I'm gonna believe that."
Frieza and Babidi are chatting.
Frieza: " Hey, wanna go to this Namek restaurant after the game? Their green food is delicious! It just opened last week. It's called Restaurant Dende."
Babidi: " That's a cool idea, Reeza!"
Kaioushin wakes up Cell, who is falling asleep.
Piccolo: " I wanna see how they're going to retaliate."
The host: " Now, let us start our exciting last half of the match! East Kaious and Dragons, you all set?"
The teams are on their position. An East Kaiou member: " Where's Kibito?"
Krillin, in the center waiting for the starter: " Ready for the game, you bastards?"
The whistle is heard and the ball is thrown up in the air. The audience roots with shouting. Krillin and an East Kaiou jump for the ball and suddenly, the ball starts spinning in the air, becoming Krillin's Destructo Disk.
Krillin: " Got it!!"
Krillin leads his Disc-ball easily, running into his goal side. No Kaious could even touch the ball. A Kaiou: " He's fast! Everyone, spread!!"
Krillin passes the spinning Destructo ball to a Dragons member and he shoots a shot toward the basket. The ball scores, spinning into the basket. The whistle is heard.
' East Kaious 0 vs. Dragons 1'
Gohan, dazed: " Wow! Look at that!"
The audience gets very excited seeing Dragons' first move.
Piccolo, rooting: " Da Ultimate Retaliation has started!"
Kaioushin: " Wonder where Kibito is."
Tien dribbles the spinning ball with all his might toward the basket: " Hey, I'm getting used to this!" A huge Kaiou runs up, snatching the ball from him. Oolong quickly reacts, jumping and hitting the ball down from the Kaiou's hand: " Get, Krillin!"
Krillin jumps to the ball low and throws it toward the basket, however, it bounces on the edge of the basket and a Kaiou gets it again. But other Dragon members run over and manage to beat down the ball and Krillin gets it, throwing it to the basket. The host whistles. ' East Kaious 0 vs. Dragons 19 '
Bulma, gasping: " This is amazing!! Our team is actually having a good teamwork!"
Videl: " I'm.speechless."
Gohan: " Yeah!! We have enough time to defeat them with that score!!!"
Pic, Shin and Cell, gazing at the match: " Astonishing.!"
Marron and Eighteen are hyper, jumping. The audience is so high with the Dragons' possible victory. The host is screaming but it is unclear what he is saying.
Bra, frowning at her doll: " Boring."
The host whistles an end-match whistle: " Game eeez overrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
' East Kaious 0 vs. Dragons 30 '
All the people in the gym stand up and cheer with big applause and shouting.
Tien, breathing hard: " We.won?"
Krillin, holding the ball: " We.did it..it was pretty much a hard work, though!
( looking at the ball ) .? Hey, I don't remember this ball turning back to normal."
The host: " Grrrreaat!!! Now are you Dragons ready to kick another group of asses?"
Oolong, sweating and panting: " Of .course we are.!"
A Majin devil, looking around: " Where's our captain?"
The match with Majins starts with Tien and a devil Majin in the center, jumping up to grab the ball thrown into the air.
Babidi, watching: " What's Debura doing slacking off? He's gone."
The ball in the air turns into Tien's Tri-Beam triangle. Tien: " Heehee!"
Tien leads Dragons members to run after, blocking the devils from getting the ball.
The Tri-ball is passed to Krillin: " Wow, this is a tough one to control." He passes it back to Tien near the basket and Tien makes a Dunk Shot. A whistle.
' Majins 0 vs. Dragons 1'
Cell: " Those fellas are playing really good!!"
A fat Majin devil runs over screaming, trying to get the ball from Tien. The Dragons members run up and block the persistent devil from the ball. Another Majin devil runs around, blocks Tien and takes away the ball, dribbling to Dragons side basket.
Tien: " I won't let you!!!" He jumps to slam the ball down to the ground. The ball bounces and Oolong catches it. He makes a shot. The host whistles.
' Majins 0 vs. Dragons 19'
Videl: " This is just unbelievable. What kind of trick is this?"
Gohan: " I don't know. the ball seemed to be spinning in both the last match and this one for a while but after they scored some, it seemed normal.but their fabulous play is the same.am I seeing things? Oh well, they are playing really serious for sure!"
An end-match whistle is heard. ' Majins 0 vs. Dragons 30'
The host: " The scores are East Kaious 23 versus Dragons 30 and Majins 23 versus Dragons 30. The victory goes to Dragons, let's give them a big applause for their fantastic play!" The audience goes insane cheering.
The team Dragons receives from King Kai a Z-sword-shaped trophy with many ribbons hanging. The ribbons have all the names of the schools that have won a game.
King Kai, handing the trophy:" We are proud of your efforts, guys."
The trophy now has a new orange ribbon hanging along with other ribbons. It has
" Dragons, Dragon Brat High School" written on it.
Bulma: " That's our Dragons' first victory ribbon ever to be assembled on the trophy!"
Videl: " I'm dumb-founded."
Kaioushin: " What a game! That team is amazing!"
Piccolo: " Look at them, they're crying in glory."
Cell: " They probably trained like hell for this game!!"
East Kaious: " It was a pleasure playing a match with your mighty team."
Majins: " We hate to admit but we've underestimated your true power."
The two teams and Dragons shake hands.
The host is crying his eyeballs out in glory for his most successful hosting in his life.
The people start to leave, talking about what an exciting game they had and what a wonderful team Dragons is.
Reeza and Biddie leave, heading for Restaurant Dende. " Bye, boys!"
Gohan and the others stand up. Gohan: " That was the greatest game ever!"
Eighteen and Marron run to Krillin. People are forming a crowd around the team to congratulate them. Dragons members are receiving flowers from people the around.
Bulma stands up to join the crowd, too.
Bra, frowning: " Mommy, I'm bored! "
Bulma: " Sweet girl, can you wait for just a second?"
Bra: " It's really boring out here!"
Bulma points at Piccolo, Kaioushin and Cell: " Woo, look at those Pokemons!"
Bra frolics: " Wow. Pokemons!"
Bulma: " Go play with those Pokemons, they're real."
Bra runs to them and starts throwing toy Poke-balls at them.
Piccolo: " Whoa! What the. Hey, what freak are you!?"
Cell: " Stop throwing those stupid toys at us!"
Bra, astonished: " You guys can talk?"
Kaioushin walks up to her: " Miss Bra, you see, it's not nice to throw something at someone else's head like this. We want you to st - " *bong* A Pokeball hits his head.
Bra: " Shut up, you purple Pikachu! You purple Teletubbie!"
Piccolo: " What a brat you are!"
Bra, with a Poke-ball in her hand: " Shut your annoying mouth, green Mr.Mime.
You're from that slug planet, aren't you?"
Piccolo, furious: " Slu. How dare you disgrace my Namek heritage!"
Ms. Briefs comes, angry: " What are you mutants yelling at my sweet girl for! Can't you cope with a six-year-old girl for just a little while?!! "
Cell: " But Ms. Briefs! She threw these things at us! It hurts!"
Ms. Briefs: " You guys better play Pokemon with my Bra to keep her entertained. Go into the mat room and play with her, ok!?"
Piccolo: " What! Why can't she just sit and be quiet, we are not entertaining a spoiled kid such as this one."
Ms. Briefs: " I'm going to make you all three clean the bathrooms for three months if you don't do a good job playing with her. Now, go."
Pic, Shin and Cell: " What!? "
Ms. Briefs: " I said go."
Cell: " Not fair!"
Ms. Briefs: " Just go."
The three Pokemons are pushed into the mat room, followed by Bra: " Augh."
Gohan and Videl look at the crowd that's forming bigger and bigger.
Gohan: " Oh man, I'm really hungry. Gotta get some food!"
Videl: " I'm hungry, too! Hey how about having a nice dinner together.?"
Gohan: " I guess I'll get some fast-food or something."
Videl, looking disappointed: " Fast-food!? Hell no, why don't you take me to a nice restaurant or something?? Come on, Gohan!"
Gohan: " Uh. Okay. How 'bout Restaurant Dende, it just opened last we-"
Videl: " You're gonna make me eat that green-stained food?! I want nice food!"
Gohan: " Their Namek food is tasty, Videl! I've tried it. Especially that green escargot-" Videl, grossed out: " Ew! ..Alright, I'll take you somewhere nice if you don't know a nice place to take me!"
Gohan, jumping: " Cool! Where are you gonna take me?"
Videl: " Restaurant Hercule."
Gohan: " . Let's go to Restaurant Dende."
Videl, angry: " I've decided! Now, come on!"
Videl puts her arm around Gohan's and forces him outside the gym, heading for the Restaurant.
# In the mat room- Bra is enjoying Pokemon with the mutant gang.
Bra, riding Cell: " Fly faster, Chalizard!"
Cell, in his mind: " Brat.brat.brat."
Kaioushin and Piccolo are looking up at the flying Cell, thinking in misery when their next turn is.
Piccolo: " This is idiotic. Truly idiotic."
Kaioushin: " At least we're not playing Sailor Moon."
Piccolo: " Shhhh! Don't give her anymore ideas of playing with us!"
Bra: " Now, good job, Chalizard. Hey Pikachu! You're next."
Kaioushin: " damn."
Piccolo, patting his back: " Good-bye, Shin."
Kaioushin walks up to her: " Did you call me, Master?"
Bra, angry: " Did I just hear you talk?"
Kaioushin, shaking his head: " Pikaaa pikachuuu!"
Bra: " Good, now.Thundershock!"
Kaioushin: " I can't, Bra. I'll get in trouble if I do that here."
Bra: " Shut up, Pikachu! Are you disobeying me!?"
Kaioushin, sighing: " chuu."
Piccolo and Cell are sitting away from Bra.
Cell: " How could we end this Pokemon business with her?"
Piccolo: " We must think of a way to get away, before she makes us blast this place."
Bra: " Hey, what are you Pokemons talking behind my back? You two came here!"
Cell: " Damn, she's demanding us!"
Piccolo: " Owww this is a nightmare."
Bra, to Cell: " Chalizard, lay there."
Cell lies down on the mat, wondering what dumb thing Bra is going to do next.
Bra smirks and starts rolling up Cell with the mat.
Cell, in his mind: " Okay.this has got to be the stupidest thing she's done so far."
Bra, to Piccolo: " Hey Balbasaur, get your Master a rope."
Piccolo brings her the rope he found in the room and gives it to her.
Piccolo: " Balbasaaauur!"
Bra: " Good job, Balbasaur."
Bra ties the rope around the rolled-up Cell. Now Cell can't move inside the mat.
Bra, to Kaioushin and Piccolo: " I want to see you guys blast that Chalizard with your
Thundershock and Solar Beam."
Kaioushin: " We can't. How many times do we have to tell you, we can't!"
Piccolo: " I'm quitting this stupid play, come on you guys!"
Bra: " Oh, so you want to clean the bathrooms for three months, huh?"
Piccolo and Kaioushin look down, realizing they have no choice but to keep playing.
Piccolo: " What is Ms. Briefs doing, she better come get this brat now."
Kaioushin: " Looks like she's trapped in that crowd."
Bra, angry: " Are you Pokemons listening?! Blast that Chalizard NOW!!"
Kaioushin gets on the ground, pretending he's sick: " Chuuu pika."
He gestures Piccolo to do the same. Piccolo: " Oh, okay!" He falls on the ground and starts groaning: " Balba balbasauuur."
Bra: " Oh no, my Pokemons are sick! I'll take you to the Pokemon Center!"
Bra grabs Piccolo's antenna and Kaioushin's mohawk and drags them to the sink.
Pic and Shin: " Aw!!"
Piccolo: " Hey Shin! This doesn't look goo.ugh!!!"
Bra: " You guys lie down here while I call the nurse."
Piccolo and Kaioushin lay down and Bra starts filling a big bucket with cold water.
Kaioushin: " Aw this doesn't look good."
Piccolo: " It was your idea."
Kaioushin, laughing: " Sorry about th-" Bra pours all the cold water on Kaioushin.
Kaioushin: " ulbbbpbdlbb" Translation: " You brat. "
Bra: " That'll do it. Now, Balbasaur, you're next."
Piccolo, in horror: " No!"
Bra starts filling the bucket with cold, cold water while Kaioushin lay there shaking and Piccolo lay there praying to Kami.
Bra finishes filling the bucket and pours it all on Piccolo.
Piccolo: " bgglpplbbbrkb" Translation: " Oh Kami! "
Bra: " I hope you feel better now."
Piccolo, shaking: " This is it.brat."
Piccolo and Kaioushin chase after Bra.
Bra, running away: " Eeeek!! The Pokemons have gone mental! "
Just when the two trapped Bra in the corner, Bulma enters the room.
Bulma: " So what's going on here??"
Bra, screaming: " Mommy! My Pokemons are trying to kill me!"
Bulma: " What!? You mutants!! You better have a good explanation for this!"
Piccolo: " Back off, you wicked hag, I'm teaching a lesson to this brat!"
Kaioushin: " We're just straightening up your moronic brat, you fool!"
Bulma smacks Kaioushin and Piccolo really, really, really hard with her fist.
The two: " AWWWW!!"
Bulma, rubbing her fist: " That's it. You three are going to clean the bathrooms every morning for three months! Understand!? "
The two: " But!!!"
Cell, rolled up in the mat shouting: " Your Bra-brat is the one who needs to clean the bathrooms for three.no, ten light-years!"
Bulma kicks Cell hard and Cell goes rolling to the wall.
Bulma: " Let's go, sweet girl."
Bulma and little Bra leave the mat room.
Bra: " Mommy, it was really fun playing with those Pokemons!"
Bulma: " I'll tell you their room number so you can always play with them."
Bra: " Cool! "
Cell, rolled up in the corner: " Don't you DARE do that!! "
Bulma and Bra are out of sight. Kaioushin and Piccolo untie rolled-up Cell.
Cell: " You pals okay? "
Piccolo: " Bitch Briefs needs to be punished for doing that!! "
Kaioushin: " Yes, she disqualifies as a teacher and we need to find a way to fire her ass."
Cell: " Hmm. Hey, how about forming an Anti Crap-Teachers Society ? We'll collect signatures from people to act against evil-minded teachers."
Kaioushin: " Great idea, Cell! Let's do that."
Piccolo: " Yeah! I'm sure King Kai would listen to us."
Cell: " Let's get back to the dormitory and create a poster for the Anti Crap-Teachers activity, I just got this great scanner!"
The mutant gang leaves the mat room.
# At Restaurant Hercule - Gohan and Videl are sitting at the table, waiting for the food-deliverer to come and serve them the food they ordered.
Gohan, looking around: " This place is filled with Hercule posters. Even the table cross! This table cross probably has ninety zillion ' Hercule rocks ' printed on here."
Videl: " Do you have any problem with that?"
Gohan: " No. of course not! "
An Afro-haired food-deliverer comes to the table with the food they ordered.
The Afro food-server: " Here's your Extra Chili Hercule Is Our God Wonderful Absolute You've Got To Eat This At Least Twenty Trillion Times In Your Unworthy Life Dead-Hot Hercule Special. " He puts it down in front of Gohan.
Gohan: " Wow. It look it's really hot.!"
The Afro food-server: " And Miss Videl, here's your Red Hot Holy Hercule Bless Us You're Just Bunch Of Pests Compared To Graceful Hercule Why Don't You Get Into Boiling Water And Vaporize Yourself Hercule Rules The Universe Special."
The Afro food-server puts the food down in front of Videl: " Enjoy your Dinner! "
Gohan grabs the pot and puts a chunk of the red food in his mouth.
Gohan: " Gaaaaaaacckkkkk!!!! " He jumps from his seat and spits out the food.
Videl: " What are you doing!! "
Gohan, his eyes watering and his tongue burning: " Hot.!!! It's HOT!!! Ack.!!!"
Videl sighs and snaps her finger: " Waiters, please bring him the ice."
Two Afro-haired waiters bring out a large ice that looks like a Hercule statue and puts it on the table: " This is the You Can't Even Take Hercule's Delicious Hot Food What A Humiliation But Hercule Has Mercy On You Retards You Get To Lick A Hercule Statue-Ice. "
Videl: " Hurry and lick that, Gohan."
Gohan: " What!?"
Videl: " This ice is made for people who can't bear the hot food, now, hurry!"
Gohan: " Gross! I'm not licking that! "
Videl, furious: " Gross!!??? You're so stubborn, lick it!!!!!!!!!!"
Gohan: " Never!!!"
Videl: " WHAAT!!!!?"
Gohan: " This is just a place for Hercule-worshipping freaks!!!!"
Videl jumps and starts chasing Gohan.
Gohan, running: " I hate Hercule! Hercule sucks!!!"
Gohan runs out of the restaurant and Videl runs after him, screaming.
# At the school dormitory - The mutant gang enters Cell's room.
Cell, surprised: " Trunks, you're still playing the game!? "
Trunks is not hearing Cell.
Kaioushin: " He's become a statue."
Cell, looking at the game screen: " Wow. You're already in the fortieth stage !? How did you get there so fast? "
Trunks's fingers are beating the button of the controller like some sort of robot.
Cell, sitting down at his computer: " It's okay if you want to play that game, but don't for god's sake drool on it. Why don't you take it in your room? Here."
Cell hands Trunks a Kleenex box but Trunks is frozen in front of the screen.
Cell: " Never mind."
Piccolo: " Let's get started with the poster."
Cell: " Yes. I need to find the color pencils first."
Cell and the other two start searching for the color pencils, putting frozen-Trunks aside
with the Cell Game.
Cell, looking into his bookshelf: " Ah! I found them! "
The mutant gang sits down with a paper, the color pencils and the scanner. They start discussing about the Anti Crap-Teachers Act and after a while, they come up with a nice
poster:
OPERATION B
Having hard time getting along with your teacher? Well, now you
are not alone! Stop listening to your teachers who don't even qualify and
join our Anti Crap-Teachers Society now!! We are here to fire all the evil
teachers who torture innocent students. But to do that, we need your help.
Please send emails of the crap-teachers and also agreement to the act. If
you feel your teacher is prejudiced of you or you're being harassed, contact
us at the addresses below. All the crap-teacher haters, UNITE!
Contact us at:
The president - Suckthatenergy@att.net
The organizer - SupremeEggplanter@aol.com
The help office - youmoronsneedtorealizenamekrocksmajunior1@hotmail.com
Kaioushin: " Perfect."
Piccolo, nodding: " I feel this is going to be a big success. "
Cell: " Let's post this on the wall! "
They run out of the room to sneak into the school to hang their poster.
Trunks is playing the game.
# At the school - The mutant gang sneaks inside the school from a window. The hallway is dark with no janitor patrolling. Without making a noise, they hang the poster near their class's wall in the hall. The mutant gang turns to go back to the dormitory.
Kaioushin, looking back: " Hey guys, I hear something from that bathroom."
Piccolo, with sweat drops: " Are you trying to scare me!? Where? "
Cell: " I hear it, too. It's from that one there. Maybe someone is in there. But at this time!? Strange."
Piccolo: " That's freaky, let's go back! "
The three get out of the place in hurry.
Narrator - And so the saga continues the next day.
Gohan: " Hey guys, it seems like we've got the best seats, huh?"
Piccolo: " Except the fact that we have to see Ms. Briefs's head in front of us."
Bulma is sitting in front of them with her little daughter, Bra. In the back row, Eighteen and Marron are sitting. King Kai came to watch, too.
A blond man with sunglasses shows up, shouting to the audience with a mike: " Welcome to the exciting basketball game, everyone!! Our team, Dragons will be competing with two of the most successful teams! Let's give a big applause to our heroes, Dragons!!!"
The team Dragons shows up, with their orange uniform with 'Dragons' printed in black. The audience cheers them with big applause.
Marron, waving: " Daddy! We love you!"
Krillin in his uniform, waving back: " We'll do our best!"
The host: " Oookayyy!!!! And here comes our competitors, let's welcome them with big applause!"
Kibito and other Kaiou gods show up in their navy-blue uniform with 'East Kaious' printed in red.
Debura and other devil-looking guys show up in their sky-blue uniform with 'Majins' printed in dark violet.
Babidi and Kaioushin rooting: " Go, guys!"
Bulma: " East Kaious and Majins. Those guys are from really prestigious high schools. Aw, our guys are gonna lose."
Gohan: " Well, we don't know, Ms. Briefs! I just heard from Tien and Oolong that they have a special strategy this time! They didn't tell me because it was a top secret."
Bulma: " But our team has never won ever since this school was built."
Videl: " A special strategy, huh? That must be interesting to see."
The host: " Our first match is East Kaious versus Dragons!!"
The two teams are set on their positions, with Krillin and Kibito in the center waiting for the starter to throw the ball up.
Krillin , looking confident: " We'll beat your perpetuate holy asses!"
Kibito: " Oh yeah? Let's see if that's true."
The whistle can be heard and the person throws the ball up in the air.
The game starts with applause and shouting from the audience.
Kibito has thwacked the ball hard on their goal's side, however, Krillin and others are looking confident, running after the Kaious passing the ball, dribbling to the basket.
The ball is passed to Kibito near the basket and he jumps, shooting a Dunk Shot.
The game host whistles and ' East Kaious 1 vs. Dragons 0 ' appears on the huge, electric score board in the gym.
Gohan, rooting: " Come on, Dragons!"
Cell, drinking his soda: " Hey, your pal Kibito plays pretty good."
Kaioushin: " Yes, he's always been the school's star athlete!"
Bra, swinging her legs: " Boring."
The game goes on with East Kaious leading most of the game. Dragons, however, don't look very worried. Kibito shoots another Dunk: " Hahaa!" The whistle is heard.
' East Kaious 23 vs. Dragons 0 '
Videl, frustrated: " Now what's so top-secret about this Dragons getting their asses beat like that!? Look at Oolong, oh, he runs like lightning!" She rolls her eyes.
Gohan: " Hey, it's only through half of the game, maybe they're going to retreat any time soon! "
The host, thinking: " This is not good, the audience is bored and some of them are leaving. hm, maybe I should change some order around."
The host walks to the center of the court: " Everyone! The last part of this game will wait a while later, and let's welcome the other team, Majins for their first part of the competition! "
The audience gets interested, curious if Dragons would be any better against Majins.
Videl: " It would be the same. All of the audience will leave by the time they start their last part of the game."
Babidi, waving a flag with M printed on it: " Yeehaaw!"
Frieza is looking into her mirror, putting on her violet lipstick.
The members of Dragons are gathering for a discussion.
Oolong: " Hey you know this isn't working? Our strategy will go into waste if he doesn't come right now! You sure he's coming?"
Krillin: " Well, he left his planet yesterday to head for this place right after we told him about it. But he must be here any minute soon!"
Tien comes running and whisper to them: " Hey, I just got a call he's coming in ten minutes!! Our strategy is going to work out well!"
The host: " Everyone! We have an exciting comment from our team, Dragons! Well, they said they let East Kaious win the first part because they know they can win by 300 points in the last half of the game!!!!! Isn't that exciting thing to see or what! And they are going to do the same with Majins, saying those devils are going to cry like bunch of babies after seeing the team Dragons' real power!!!!! So stay tuned for the game!"
Videl: " Ah! They are going to embarrass themselves for saying that!"
Piccolo: " I don't see how our team can win. Look at that pitiful score."
The two teams are set on their position, with Debura and Oolong in the center, ready for the starter to throw the ball.
Oolong: " We'll beat your sorry satanic asses!"
Debura: " What a pathetic pig you are. You'll be sorry you said that!!"
The ball is thrown up in the air and Debura makes the first move, catching the ball. He dribbles it toward the basket and passes it to another Majin, not letting any of the Dragons to disturb them.
Frieza: " Wow. Your friend Debura plays awesome!"
Babidi, waving the flag: " Yes, he dreams to be a pro basketball player someday."
Bra, sighing: " Boring."
Debura makes his eleventh Dunk Shot. The host whistles.
' Majins 14 vs Dragons 0 '
Cell, crushing the soda can: " 14 already? Dragons better make some move."
While running after the Majins, Tien's Nokia phone rings and he answers it:
" Hello!! Alright! .I'm glad you aren't late for it!"
Tien signs Krillin and Oolong.
Krillin walks out of the match: " Ohhh my head! My head hurts so bad, I have to rest."
Oolong walks out, too: " Ahhh my stomach! I have to go to bathroom!"
Bulma: " Huh? Two of them leaving for a rest. Are they giving up?!"
Krillin and Oolong dash out of the gym, carrying a bag full of something. They run to the school garden, where no one could see them. Dende is standing in the garden.
Dende: " I'm sorry I'm kind of late. Where are the Dragonballs?"
Oolong: " Here! Here!" Seven Dragonballs roll out from the bag.
Krillin: " It was such a hard work collecting all the seven Dragonballs. "
Dende, looking at the balls: " Hm, so where is the broken one you're talking about?"
Krillin, picking up the six-star Dragonball: " This one here, see. It has a crack. When we called for the Shenlon Dragon, it didn't come out because this was cracked."
Oolong, scratching his head: " Well. I broke it."
Krillin: " We, Dragons worked hard to collect all these balls for this basketball game. We had planned to ask the dragon to make us win it. But yesterday, just after all the seven had been collected, Oolong cracked it, trying to dribble it like a basketball."
Dende: " You dork. "
Oolong: " And we figured you're the only one who can help us by healing this broken Dragonball, since you created them."
Dende: " I see. Well, that's pretty easy."
Dende says the magical words in Namekian language.
The ball glows and the crack disappears.
Krillin, on his knees: " Thank you! Thank you, Dende! "
Dende: " If you guys are hard-working enough to gather the seven Dragonballs, I know you can win the games by putting that effort into practicing - "
Oolong and Krilling are not listening.
Krillin: " Shenlon, show up!"
The Dragonballs glow and the Shenlon Dragon shoots up in the sky.
The Dragon: " What is your wish."
Oolong: " Let us win the basketball matches!"
The Dragon: " Your wish is granted. For the last portion of the game, you Dragons will surpass the other two teams."
Oolong and Krillin, jumping: " Yeah! We made it!"
Suddenly, Debura and Kibito come, running.
Debura: " So that's how you're gonna make us cry like bunch of babies, huh?!!"
Kibito: " You cheaters would never learn.!"
Krillin: " Sorry guys, but we're gonna win! We've all worked hard to collect all seven of the Dragonballs. Seven of them! That's how united and dedicated we Dragons are."
Debura: " Hey Shenlon!! Don't tell me you've conferred ."
The Dragon: " Hush. Their wish is solid. I've granted it."
Kibito: " Whaat?"
Debura: " You're retarded, Shenlon!"
The Dragon: " Why don't you shut up. What are you devils doing interfering in these humans' activities? Are you causing troubles again?! And what are you Kaiou gods doing here playing basketball!??? Go home and do your jobs."
The dragon disappears and the Dragonballs shoot out in seven directions in the sky.
Dende: " Alright you guys. Be careful with the Dragonballs next time, ok? I'm gonna be late for the flight, I must be heading for the airport to get back to Namek."
A green limousine stops near the garden and a Namek limo-driver comes out.
The Namek: " Let's go, Dende-sama."
Dende gets into the limo: " Well, good-bye, you guys!"
The green limo drives off, heading for Satan Airport.
Kibito: " I ain't playing a stupid cheat-game, letting you Dragons win like this! Why don't you get your lazy asses up to practice if you can collect those balls!"
Debura: " I'm leaving! You Dragons really suck at playing and I think you need to change your team name to Craps or something. Let's go, bud. "
Kibito and Debura leave.
Kibito: " What do you want this time?"
Debura: " Italian, maybe."
Oolong: " We must get back to our team!"
Krillin: " Yeah, they are probably starting the last half of the match. Let's go!"
# Back at the gym- The teams are just having their five-minutes break.
Tien and the others: " Hey you're back!!!"
Krillin and Oolong run to the host and take away his mike: " Hey our audience, sorry to keep you waiting! We think we're gonna kick some asses now!!"
The crowd cheers.
Marron, jumping: " Yeah! Go beat them, Daddy!"
Bulma: " Let's see what they got."
Gohan, excited: " I'm so anxious to see!"
Videl, yawning: " Oh yeah, like I'm gonna believe that."
Frieza and Babidi are chatting.
Frieza: " Hey, wanna go to this Namek restaurant after the game? Their green food is delicious! It just opened last week. It's called Restaurant Dende."
Babidi: " That's a cool idea, Reeza!"
Kaioushin wakes up Cell, who is falling asleep.
Piccolo: " I wanna see how they're going to retaliate."
The host: " Now, let us start our exciting last half of the match! East Kaious and Dragons, you all set?"
The teams are on their position. An East Kaiou member: " Where's Kibito?"
Krillin, in the center waiting for the starter: " Ready for the game, you bastards?"
The whistle is heard and the ball is thrown up in the air. The audience roots with shouting. Krillin and an East Kaiou jump for the ball and suddenly, the ball starts spinning in the air, becoming Krillin's Destructo Disk.
Krillin: " Got it!!"
Krillin leads his Disc-ball easily, running into his goal side. No Kaious could even touch the ball. A Kaiou: " He's fast! Everyone, spread!!"
Krillin passes the spinning Destructo ball to a Dragons member and he shoots a shot toward the basket. The ball scores, spinning into the basket. The whistle is heard.
' East Kaious 0 vs. Dragons 1'
Gohan, dazed: " Wow! Look at that!"
The audience gets very excited seeing Dragons' first move.
Piccolo, rooting: " Da Ultimate Retaliation has started!"
Kaioushin: " Wonder where Kibito is."
Tien dribbles the spinning ball with all his might toward the basket: " Hey, I'm getting used to this!" A huge Kaiou runs up, snatching the ball from him. Oolong quickly reacts, jumping and hitting the ball down from the Kaiou's hand: " Get, Krillin!"
Krillin jumps to the ball low and throws it toward the basket, however, it bounces on the edge of the basket and a Kaiou gets it again. But other Dragon members run over and manage to beat down the ball and Krillin gets it, throwing it to the basket. The host whistles. ' East Kaious 0 vs. Dragons 19 '
Bulma, gasping: " This is amazing!! Our team is actually having a good teamwork!"
Videl: " I'm.speechless."
Gohan: " Yeah!! We have enough time to defeat them with that score!!!"
Pic, Shin and Cell, gazing at the match: " Astonishing.!"
Marron and Eighteen are hyper, jumping. The audience is so high with the Dragons' possible victory. The host is screaming but it is unclear what he is saying.
Bra, frowning at her doll: " Boring."
The host whistles an end-match whistle: " Game eeez overrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
' East Kaious 0 vs. Dragons 30 '
All the people in the gym stand up and cheer with big applause and shouting.
Tien, breathing hard: " We.won?"
Krillin, holding the ball: " We.did it..it was pretty much a hard work, though!
( looking at the ball ) .? Hey, I don't remember this ball turning back to normal."
The host: " Grrrreaat!!! Now are you Dragons ready to kick another group of asses?"
Oolong, sweating and panting: " Of .course we are.!"
A Majin devil, looking around: " Where's our captain?"
The match with Majins starts with Tien and a devil Majin in the center, jumping up to grab the ball thrown into the air.
Babidi, watching: " What's Debura doing slacking off? He's gone."
The ball in the air turns into Tien's Tri-Beam triangle. Tien: " Heehee!"
Tien leads Dragons members to run after, blocking the devils from getting the ball.
The Tri-ball is passed to Krillin: " Wow, this is a tough one to control." He passes it back to Tien near the basket and Tien makes a Dunk Shot. A whistle.
' Majins 0 vs. Dragons 1'
Cell: " Those fellas are playing really good!!"
A fat Majin devil runs over screaming, trying to get the ball from Tien. The Dragons members run up and block the persistent devil from the ball. Another Majin devil runs around, blocks Tien and takes away the ball, dribbling to Dragons side basket.
Tien: " I won't let you!!!" He jumps to slam the ball down to the ground. The ball bounces and Oolong catches it. He makes a shot. The host whistles.
' Majins 0 vs. Dragons 19'
Videl: " This is just unbelievable. What kind of trick is this?"
Gohan: " I don't know. the ball seemed to be spinning in both the last match and this one for a while but after they scored some, it seemed normal.but their fabulous play is the same.am I seeing things? Oh well, they are playing really serious for sure!"
An end-match whistle is heard. ' Majins 0 vs. Dragons 30'
The host: " The scores are East Kaious 23 versus Dragons 30 and Majins 23 versus Dragons 30. The victory goes to Dragons, let's give them a big applause for their fantastic play!" The audience goes insane cheering.
The team Dragons receives from King Kai a Z-sword-shaped trophy with many ribbons hanging. The ribbons have all the names of the schools that have won a game.
King Kai, handing the trophy:" We are proud of your efforts, guys."
The trophy now has a new orange ribbon hanging along with other ribbons. It has
" Dragons, Dragon Brat High School" written on it.
Bulma: " That's our Dragons' first victory ribbon ever to be assembled on the trophy!"
Videl: " I'm dumb-founded."
Kaioushin: " What a game! That team is amazing!"
Piccolo: " Look at them, they're crying in glory."
Cell: " They probably trained like hell for this game!!"
East Kaious: " It was a pleasure playing a match with your mighty team."
Majins: " We hate to admit but we've underestimated your true power."
The two teams and Dragons shake hands.
The host is crying his eyeballs out in glory for his most successful hosting in his life.
The people start to leave, talking about what an exciting game they had and what a wonderful team Dragons is.
Reeza and Biddie leave, heading for Restaurant Dende. " Bye, boys!"
Gohan and the others stand up. Gohan: " That was the greatest game ever!"
Eighteen and Marron run to Krillin. People are forming a crowd around the team to congratulate them. Dragons members are receiving flowers from people the around.
Bulma stands up to join the crowd, too.
Bra, frowning: " Mommy, I'm bored! "
Bulma: " Sweet girl, can you wait for just a second?"
Bra: " It's really boring out here!"
Bulma points at Piccolo, Kaioushin and Cell: " Woo, look at those Pokemons!"
Bra frolics: " Wow. Pokemons!"
Bulma: " Go play with those Pokemons, they're real."
Bra runs to them and starts throwing toy Poke-balls at them.
Piccolo: " Whoa! What the. Hey, what freak are you!?"
Cell: " Stop throwing those stupid toys at us!"
Bra, astonished: " You guys can talk?"
Kaioushin walks up to her: " Miss Bra, you see, it's not nice to throw something at someone else's head like this. We want you to st - " *bong* A Pokeball hits his head.
Bra: " Shut up, you purple Pikachu! You purple Teletubbie!"
Piccolo: " What a brat you are!"
Bra, with a Poke-ball in her hand: " Shut your annoying mouth, green Mr.Mime.
You're from that slug planet, aren't you?"
Piccolo, furious: " Slu. How dare you disgrace my Namek heritage!"
Ms. Briefs comes, angry: " What are you mutants yelling at my sweet girl for! Can't you cope with a six-year-old girl for just a little while?!! "
Cell: " But Ms. Briefs! She threw these things at us! It hurts!"
Ms. Briefs: " You guys better play Pokemon with my Bra to keep her entertained. Go into the mat room and play with her, ok!?"
Piccolo: " What! Why can't she just sit and be quiet, we are not entertaining a spoiled kid such as this one."
Ms. Briefs: " I'm going to make you all three clean the bathrooms for three months if you don't do a good job playing with her. Now, go."
Pic, Shin and Cell: " What!? "
Ms. Briefs: " I said go."
Cell: " Not fair!"
Ms. Briefs: " Just go."
The three Pokemons are pushed into the mat room, followed by Bra: " Augh."
Gohan and Videl look at the crowd that's forming bigger and bigger.
Gohan: " Oh man, I'm really hungry. Gotta get some food!"
Videl: " I'm hungry, too! Hey how about having a nice dinner together.?"
Gohan: " I guess I'll get some fast-food or something."
Videl, looking disappointed: " Fast-food!? Hell no, why don't you take me to a nice restaurant or something?? Come on, Gohan!"
Gohan: " Uh. Okay. How 'bout Restaurant Dende, it just opened last we-"
Videl: " You're gonna make me eat that green-stained food?! I want nice food!"
Gohan: " Their Namek food is tasty, Videl! I've tried it. Especially that green escargot-" Videl, grossed out: " Ew! ..Alright, I'll take you somewhere nice if you don't know a nice place to take me!"
Gohan, jumping: " Cool! Where are you gonna take me?"
Videl: " Restaurant Hercule."
Gohan: " . Let's go to Restaurant Dende."
Videl, angry: " I've decided! Now, come on!"
Videl puts her arm around Gohan's and forces him outside the gym, heading for the Restaurant.
# In the mat room- Bra is enjoying Pokemon with the mutant gang.
Bra, riding Cell: " Fly faster, Chalizard!"
Cell, in his mind: " Brat.brat.brat."
Kaioushin and Piccolo are looking up at the flying Cell, thinking in misery when their next turn is.
Piccolo: " This is idiotic. Truly idiotic."
Kaioushin: " At least we're not playing Sailor Moon."
Piccolo: " Shhhh! Don't give her anymore ideas of playing with us!"
Bra: " Now, good job, Chalizard. Hey Pikachu! You're next."
Kaioushin: " damn."
Piccolo, patting his back: " Good-bye, Shin."
Kaioushin walks up to her: " Did you call me, Master?"
Bra, angry: " Did I just hear you talk?"
Kaioushin, shaking his head: " Pikaaa pikachuuu!"
Bra: " Good, now.Thundershock!"
Kaioushin: " I can't, Bra. I'll get in trouble if I do that here."
Bra: " Shut up, Pikachu! Are you disobeying me!?"
Kaioushin, sighing: " chuu."
Piccolo and Cell are sitting away from Bra.
Cell: " How could we end this Pokemon business with her?"
Piccolo: " We must think of a way to get away, before she makes us blast this place."
Bra: " Hey, what are you Pokemons talking behind my back? You two came here!"
Cell: " Damn, she's demanding us!"
Piccolo: " Owww this is a nightmare."
Bra, to Cell: " Chalizard, lay there."
Cell lies down on the mat, wondering what dumb thing Bra is going to do next.
Bra smirks and starts rolling up Cell with the mat.
Cell, in his mind: " Okay.this has got to be the stupidest thing she's done so far."
Bra, to Piccolo: " Hey Balbasaur, get your Master a rope."
Piccolo brings her the rope he found in the room and gives it to her.
Piccolo: " Balbasaaauur!"
Bra: " Good job, Balbasaur."
Bra ties the rope around the rolled-up Cell. Now Cell can't move inside the mat.
Bra, to Kaioushin and Piccolo: " I want to see you guys blast that Chalizard with your
Thundershock and Solar Beam."
Kaioushin: " We can't. How many times do we have to tell you, we can't!"
Piccolo: " I'm quitting this stupid play, come on you guys!"
Bra: " Oh, so you want to clean the bathrooms for three months, huh?"
Piccolo and Kaioushin look down, realizing they have no choice but to keep playing.
Piccolo: " What is Ms. Briefs doing, she better come get this brat now."
Kaioushin: " Looks like she's trapped in that crowd."
Bra, angry: " Are you Pokemons listening?! Blast that Chalizard NOW!!"
Kaioushin gets on the ground, pretending he's sick: " Chuuu pika."
He gestures Piccolo to do the same. Piccolo: " Oh, okay!" He falls on the ground and starts groaning: " Balba balbasauuur."
Bra: " Oh no, my Pokemons are sick! I'll take you to the Pokemon Center!"
Bra grabs Piccolo's antenna and Kaioushin's mohawk and drags them to the sink.
Pic and Shin: " Aw!!"
Piccolo: " Hey Shin! This doesn't look goo.ugh!!!"
Bra: " You guys lie down here while I call the nurse."
Piccolo and Kaioushin lay down and Bra starts filling a big bucket with cold water.
Kaioushin: " Aw this doesn't look good."
Piccolo: " It was your idea."
Kaioushin, laughing: " Sorry about th-" Bra pours all the cold water on Kaioushin.
Kaioushin: " ulbbbpbdlbb" Translation: " You brat. "
Bra: " That'll do it. Now, Balbasaur, you're next."
Piccolo, in horror: " No!"
Bra starts filling the bucket with cold, cold water while Kaioushin lay there shaking and Piccolo lay there praying to Kami.
Bra finishes filling the bucket and pours it all on Piccolo.
Piccolo: " bgglpplbbbrkb" Translation: " Oh Kami! "
Bra: " I hope you feel better now."
Piccolo, shaking: " This is it.brat."
Piccolo and Kaioushin chase after Bra.
Bra, running away: " Eeeek!! The Pokemons have gone mental! "
Just when the two trapped Bra in the corner, Bulma enters the room.
Bulma: " So what's going on here??"
Bra, screaming: " Mommy! My Pokemons are trying to kill me!"
Bulma: " What!? You mutants!! You better have a good explanation for this!"
Piccolo: " Back off, you wicked hag, I'm teaching a lesson to this brat!"
Kaioushin: " We're just straightening up your moronic brat, you fool!"
Bulma smacks Kaioushin and Piccolo really, really, really hard with her fist.
The two: " AWWWW!!"
Bulma, rubbing her fist: " That's it. You three are going to clean the bathrooms every morning for three months! Understand!? "
The two: " But!!!"
Cell, rolled up in the mat shouting: " Your Bra-brat is the one who needs to clean the bathrooms for three.no, ten light-years!"
Bulma kicks Cell hard and Cell goes rolling to the wall.
Bulma: " Let's go, sweet girl."
Bulma and little Bra leave the mat room.
Bra: " Mommy, it was really fun playing with those Pokemons!"
Bulma: " I'll tell you their room number so you can always play with them."
Bra: " Cool! "
Cell, rolled up in the corner: " Don't you DARE do that!! "
Bulma and Bra are out of sight. Kaioushin and Piccolo untie rolled-up Cell.
Cell: " You pals okay? "
Piccolo: " Bitch Briefs needs to be punished for doing that!! "
Kaioushin: " Yes, she disqualifies as a teacher and we need to find a way to fire her ass."
Cell: " Hmm. Hey, how about forming an Anti Crap-Teachers Society ? We'll collect signatures from people to act against evil-minded teachers."
Kaioushin: " Great idea, Cell! Let's do that."
Piccolo: " Yeah! I'm sure King Kai would listen to us."
Cell: " Let's get back to the dormitory and create a poster for the Anti Crap-Teachers activity, I just got this great scanner!"
The mutant gang leaves the mat room.
# At Restaurant Hercule - Gohan and Videl are sitting at the table, waiting for the food-deliverer to come and serve them the food they ordered.
Gohan, looking around: " This place is filled with Hercule posters. Even the table cross! This table cross probably has ninety zillion ' Hercule rocks ' printed on here."
Videl: " Do you have any problem with that?"
Gohan: " No. of course not! "
An Afro-haired food-deliverer comes to the table with the food they ordered.
The Afro food-server: " Here's your Extra Chili Hercule Is Our God Wonderful Absolute You've Got To Eat This At Least Twenty Trillion Times In Your Unworthy Life Dead-Hot Hercule Special. " He puts it down in front of Gohan.
Gohan: " Wow. It look it's really hot.!"
The Afro food-server: " And Miss Videl, here's your Red Hot Holy Hercule Bless Us You're Just Bunch Of Pests Compared To Graceful Hercule Why Don't You Get Into Boiling Water And Vaporize Yourself Hercule Rules The Universe Special."
The Afro food-server puts the food down in front of Videl: " Enjoy your Dinner! "
Gohan grabs the pot and puts a chunk of the red food in his mouth.
Gohan: " Gaaaaaaacckkkkk!!!! " He jumps from his seat and spits out the food.
Videl: " What are you doing!! "
Gohan, his eyes watering and his tongue burning: " Hot.!!! It's HOT!!! Ack.!!!"
Videl sighs and snaps her finger: " Waiters, please bring him the ice."
Two Afro-haired waiters bring out a large ice that looks like a Hercule statue and puts it on the table: " This is the You Can't Even Take Hercule's Delicious Hot Food What A Humiliation But Hercule Has Mercy On You Retards You Get To Lick A Hercule Statue-Ice. "
Videl: " Hurry and lick that, Gohan."
Gohan: " What!?"
Videl: " This ice is made for people who can't bear the hot food, now, hurry!"
Gohan: " Gross! I'm not licking that! "
Videl, furious: " Gross!!??? You're so stubborn, lick it!!!!!!!!!!"
Gohan: " Never!!!"
Videl: " WHAAT!!!!?"
Gohan: " This is just a place for Hercule-worshipping freaks!!!!"
Videl jumps and starts chasing Gohan.
Gohan, running: " I hate Hercule! Hercule sucks!!!"
Gohan runs out of the restaurant and Videl runs after him, screaming.
# At the school dormitory - The mutant gang enters Cell's room.
Cell, surprised: " Trunks, you're still playing the game!? "
Trunks is not hearing Cell.
Kaioushin: " He's become a statue."
Cell, looking at the game screen: " Wow. You're already in the fortieth stage !? How did you get there so fast? "
Trunks's fingers are beating the button of the controller like some sort of robot.
Cell, sitting down at his computer: " It's okay if you want to play that game, but don't for god's sake drool on it. Why don't you take it in your room? Here."
Cell hands Trunks a Kleenex box but Trunks is frozen in front of the screen.
Cell: " Never mind."
Piccolo: " Let's get started with the poster."
Cell: " Yes. I need to find the color pencils first."
Cell and the other two start searching for the color pencils, putting frozen-Trunks aside
with the Cell Game.
Cell, looking into his bookshelf: " Ah! I found them! "
The mutant gang sits down with a paper, the color pencils and the scanner. They start discussing about the Anti Crap-Teachers Act and after a while, they come up with a nice
poster:
OPERATION B
Having hard time getting along with your teacher? Well, now you
are not alone! Stop listening to your teachers who don't even qualify and
join our Anti Crap-Teachers Society now!! We are here to fire all the evil
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Kaioushin: " Perfect."
Piccolo, nodding: " I feel this is going to be a big success. "
Cell: " Let's post this on the wall! "
They run out of the room to sneak into the school to hang their poster.
Trunks is playing the game.
# At the school - The mutant gang sneaks inside the school from a window. The hallway is dark with no janitor patrolling. Without making a noise, they hang the poster near their class's wall in the hall. The mutant gang turns to go back to the dormitory.
Kaioushin, looking back: " Hey guys, I hear something from that bathroom."
Piccolo, with sweat drops: " Are you trying to scare me!? Where? "
Cell: " I hear it, too. It's from that one there. Maybe someone is in there. But at this time!? Strange."
Piccolo: " That's freaky, let's go back! "
The three get out of the place in hurry.
Narrator - And so the saga continues the next day.
