Narrator – Next morning at 6 am…

Piccolo, Kaioushin and Cell are the only ones at the school cleaning the bathrooms.

Cell, yawning: " awww why do we have to do this? "

Kaioushin, dragging the mop: " this really sucks…"

Piccolo, spraying the tile-wall: " that hag…is going to pay."

" ug…ugh…"

The three, freaked out: " !? "

Piccolo, looking around: " What was that?? "

Kaioushin: " I don't know…who's there? "

Cell: " It looks like the noise is coming out from that bathroom across that art class.

Hey, that's the same bathroom we heard that noise coming last night! "

Piccolo: " Oh, not again! I don't believe in ghosts! "

Cell: " That's odd. Wanna go there, pals? "

Kaioushin: " Maybe we should see who's there. Someone might be ill..."

Cell: " Yeah… Just in case… Who's going? "

Piccolo, shaking his head: " Not me! "

Cell: " I surely wouldn't want to get into that…"

Kaioushin: " Does that mean I have to go there? "

Cell and Pic: " Yep."

Kaioushin: " …let's go there, all of us…I don't wanna go alone. "

Piccolo: " But I have a really bad feeling for this…"

Cell, bravely: " Come on then, let's see what that noise is! "

The three tip-toe into the bathroom near the art class.

Cell: " Maybe that door is it…or that one there? "

" aaww…Ough!!!"

Pic, Shin and Cell jump: " Eeek!!!"

Piccolo, behind Cell: " …….he…hello, are you alright in there? "

The three wait anxiously.

" Get your asses out of here, get lost DORKS!!!!"

The three jump and run out of the bathroom.

Kaioushin, laughing: " The ghost! The ghost is in there! "

Piccolo, holding his stomach laughing: " The ghost is constipated! "

Cell, cracking up: " May I ask your name, Mr.Ghost? Hahaha! "

The mutant gang flies away down the hallway laughing.

Bulma comes out from a classroom: " What are you brats doing!! Flying in the hall is forbidden, get down! "

The three get down: " …good morning, Ms. Briefs…"

Ms. Briefs, her arms folded: " Did you guys clean those bathrooms? "

Pic, Shin and Cell, trying not to show their hate: " Yes sir…"

Ms. Briefs: " Good, now get inside the class and sit until the bell rings. "

Piccolo, Kaioushin and Cell walk in to the classroom, making faces. Bulma follows and notices the poster on the wall. She reads the writing and the email addresses.

Ms. Briefs, narrowing her eyes: " Hmm……"

# It is almost 1st period and the students start to fill in the classroom.

Seventeen: " Hey that game last night was cool, huh? "

Seventeen's girlfriend: " Yeah! I never expected that retreat! "

Eighteen comes in hugging her husband and kissing all over his face. Tien comes in with three girls clinging onto him. Oolong comes in, being carried by a pretty girl.

Tien, his arms around the girls: " 'Morning, everyone, these are my baybehhhs! "

Gohan comes in, looking tired. Videl follows, also looking tired.

Gohan sits down, sighing: " Shoot…"

Kaioushin: " What's up, Gohan! "

Gohan: " I went to a horrible place last night… I was forced into a hell by a devil. The devil chased me all night and I ran…and ran…and…awww don't ask me! "

Videl sits down and starts falling asleep.

Eighteen: " Hey how's it going, Videl? "

Videl: " …I chased son of a b- I mean rice all night…in the woods, in the rivers, in the clouds…I haven't slept…ugh!! "

Trunks comes in, looking like a zombie playing his GameBoy. Pan is talking to him but he doesn't seem to be hearing her.

Pan: " Trunks!! I'm asking you, do you love me or not!! "

Trunks: " Power level 32…now, there! Ahhh where is the Max Potion? "

Pan, her veins sticking out: " TRUNKS!!"

Trunks, realizing Pan exists: " Oh, yes I do, I do. WOW, my Jigglypuff is evolving…"

Pan rolls her eyes and sits in her seat, sighing.

Krillin, talking to Tien: " Hey did you see the video-taped game of last night…?"

Tien: " Yeah, I was going to talk about it, too…"

Oolong: " You mean that…ball? "

Krillin: " Yeah, I mean… I didn't notice it while playing but I was freaked out when I

saw the video tape. For the last half of the matches, we were playing with the regular

ball! The ball wasn't spinning…"

Tien: " I didn't realize that either. I was just so occupied in the play!"

Oolong: " We got so hyper after actually scoring some points. That's probably why we didn't notice the ball starting to spin lower and slower in the middle of the game!! "

Ms. Briefs, in her lecture desk: " Good morning my students, first I would like to honor

our Dragons members for their first victory! "

The class cheers Krillin, Tien and Oolong.

Ms. Briefs: " That was such a marvelous play, I'm proud of you ! "

Krillin, in his mind: " Hm…Dragonballs really are miracle balls! "

Ms. Briefs: " Now, like I told you yesterday, today is a block day. Big fat three classes.

And we have a special Sex Education class today, by new teachers Mr. Son and my husband, Mr. Briefs. "

The students start giggling and ewww-ing.

Trunks: " Dad teaches? And Goku teaches, too? "

Ms. Briefs: " Yes, we're becoming poor because Vegeta wastes all the money on that stupid gravity room, you know how much that damn thing costs? So I made him get a decent job teaching to make up for the costs. And Goku has eaten all the money left at home so Chichi was very mad, she forced Goku to become a teacher and earn money for his food costs."

Gohan, looking astonished: " I did not know that… That's sad."

Videl, laughing: " But Sex Education? They're gonna teach that? "

Ms. Briefs: " They are very good at teaching that. In fact, that's all they can teach…"

Trunks: " Where are they, though? "

Ms. Briefs: " Well, that's just what I was going to say… Where the HELL are they!!?

They are missing since three days ago! UGHH I can't believe they are already slacking

off on their job!! "

Yamcha comes in to the classroom, holding his laughter: " I'm sorry I'm late."

Ms. Briefs: " This is your third time being late. You're gonna have to serve the thirty-

minutes deten – now, what are you laughing about? You're late and you're laughing

about it?! "

Yamucha: " I'm sorry sir…" He sits down, still giggling.

Ms. Briefs: " Since those demented Saiyans are missing, I'm going to be in charge of the class so be quiet and start working on the assignments from other classes."

Ms. Briefs starts taking the quick attendance.

Pan, whispering: " Hey Eighteen, you know that bathroom near our art class…"

Eighteen: " Huh? What about it? "

Pan: " Many people heard a creepy noise from – "

Cell, turning to Pan: " You heard it, too?! "

Suddenly, Yamcha bursts into a laughter.

Ms. Briefs: " Yamcha!? Settle yourself!! "

Yamcha stands on his desk and shouts to the class, laughing: " Let me announce this, because I cannot hold it any longer. ( He points outside the class ) VEGETA AND GOKU ARE IN THE BATHROOM COMPETING WHICH IS FASTER AT BREAKING OFF FROM BEING CONSTIPATED!! "

Ms. Briefs, shutting the attendance book closed: " WHAT !??"

Yamcha, laughing: " It's TRUE, Ms. Briefs! Go and check! I saw it!! "

The class excitedly starts talking if it's true.

Gohan, covering his face: " Oh NO, Dad, no…"

Cell: " So they've been competing for THREE sad days in the bathroom?! "

Ms. Briefs, freaking out: " Is that true, Yamcha!? "

Yamcha: " Go and see it for yourself! "

Bulma runs out of the classroom and everyone in the class run after.

# In the bathroom – the walls and the doors of the bathrooms are on the ground destroyed. Vegeta and Goku are sitting on the toilet bowl, groaning.

Vegeta, panting: " I won't lose to you, Kakarot!! "

Goku: " UGGHH! I…must…win…!! "

Bulma comes in and screams at the sight.

Ms. Briefs: " Someone!! Please call the principal!!! Oh no VEGETA!! "

The students stand there speechless gazing at the Saiyans on toilet bowls.

Cell: " So they were the ones in the bathroom making that noise…"

Gohan arrives to the bathroom. He does not know what to say at the sight.

Trunks: " Oh MY… Dad…"

The students are forming a crowd trying to see Goku and Vegeta.

Pan, covering her mouth: " How disgusting! "

Vegeta, sitting on the toilet pointing at the crowd: " You students BACK OFF! "

Goku, on the toilet bowl: " Hey it's okay, why don't we let those kids watch our strife.

Let them see who the winner is!! "

Vegeta, shouting: " Fine, KAKAROT!! You really want those kids to see your ass lose,

Huh!? Fine, let's do that!!! "

The students sit around outside the bathroom to watch the contest.

Bulma, screaming: " Vegeta!!! Put your pants on and do your teaching!!!!! "

Vegeta: " Shut up, this is between me and Kakarot, don't interfere in our business! "

Bulma: " And Goku!! Tell me WHAT'S going on!!! "

Goku, panting: " We… are constipated for almost a week, Bulma… Vegeta wants so badly to challenge me. "

Bulma, in disbelief: " What a shame… GOKU!! You were stupid enough to take his

invitation!! Your wife is going to be so mad to find out about this… You guys better

stop, quit that right now and come teach your class! "

Vegeta and Goku: " We won't… we must finish off this battle for our Saiyan PRIDE! "

Bulma: " I don't CARE what idiotic pride you monkeys have, teach the class!! "

The students are watching excitedly at the fray.

King Kai comes running and sees the sight: " Oh Lord…"

Bulma: " King Kai, don't fire them… they're just poor retards who don't know what

the heck they're doing."

King Kai: " Yes I know, I know… I called Goku's wife so she must be here soon to

take him home. "

Many other students run out of their classes to watch the contest, even the teachers.

They sit on the fallen walls and doors, surrounding the two toilet bowls.

Chichi comes running, looking like a raging bull: " GOOHHHKUUUUUU!!!!! "

The students freak out at the screaming woman running down to their direction.

Goku: " Chichi! Uh…uh…"

Chichi, trembling: " You…you're NOT going to receive any food from now on!!!!"

Goku: " But I must continue, I am Saiyan and I'm not going to lose!! "

Vegeta: " You're wrong, Kakarot, just wait till I kick your nuts!! "

Goku: " I won't let you! If you think you can mutilate my genital, you're wrong."

Goten comes, riding his Kinton cloud: " Yes!! I'm not late! "

Chichi: " Goten, I told you to stay at home!! "

Goten: " But I wanna see the contest!! I wanna see who wins! "

Vegeta, pointing at Goten: " You're wrong about wanting to see who the winner is,

because it is obvious I'm going to win! Can't you feel my great energy wave!!?? "

Goten: " Dad! I know you can do it, come on beat that rotten vegetable prince! "

Gohan, looking down, whispering to himself: " we must never forget this day…"

Bulma decides to give up and sits on one of the fallen walls, sighing in disbelief.

Videl, disgusted: " Okay, this is gross. I want to get out of here…"

Pic, Shin and Cell are sitting on the fallen wall enjoying the Saiyan battle. Trunks

is getting bored and he has decided to play his GameBoy. Pan is watching the battle, curious how it's going to turn out. Krillin is sitting on Eighteen's lap, watching.

Seventeen stands there, watching along with Tien, Oolong and Yamcha.

Goku: " Why don't you give up, Vegetable prince. You have no chance of winning."

Vegeta, mad: " Don't call me that, Kakarot! You're just jealous cuz I'm a prince! "

Goku: " Yeah sure you're just a piece of rotten vegetable. And don't call me Kakarot,

my name is Goku! "

Vegeta: " No, you're Kakarot, you're just a carrot born from a radish! "

They get angry and become Super Saiyan, pushing harder and cursing.

Chichi: " I can't bear this, awww! " She starts crying on Goten, who is enjoying.

Suddenly, a fat, pink monster with an M on its forehead walks in, looking around.

Bulma: " Who are…"

Kaioushin, raging: " MAJIN BUU! "

Bulma: " What? Who? "

Majin Buu, smiling: " Fuuaaa…"

Majin Buu walks around, looking at the students sitting and enjoying the contest.

Majin Buu sits next to Trunks and snatches away his GameBoy and starts playing.

Trunks: " HEY! Freak, that's mine! "

Majin Buu: " Me plays GameBoy…"

Trunks, trying to take away his GameBoy: " Give it back!! That's my special GameBoy

made of platinum, you're not allowed to touch that!!! "

Majin Buu, smiling: " Me plays platinum GameBoy…"

Bulma, weirded out: " Excuse me… Who are you? "

Majin Buu, turning: " Me your new student, Buu! "

Bulma: " I see… well… welcome to our class, Buu."

Kaioushin: " Don't be fooled, Ms. Briefs!! Don't you see it's Majin Buu!? "

Ms. Briefs: " Hush, he's now your classmate and I will not allow any prejudice."

Kaioushin: " You fool!! You fool!! "

Ms. Briefs: " Shut up!!! "

Ms. Briefs smacks him and Kaioushin goes flying, getting trashed into a garbage can.

Piccolo and Cell: " Shin! "

Ms. Briefs: " Now, Buu, we're having a little trouble starting our class, so please have a

seat and wait until this demented contest is over…"

Majin Buu: " Fuuaa…Okay… "

Trunks snatches his GameBoy back from Buu. Buu is sitting, looking around for

something else to play with.

Kaioushin pops his head out from the garbage can with a garbage banana peel on his head: " We'll fire you for accepting that monster, Hag Briefs! "

Ms. Briefs: " What ?! "

Majin Buu stands up and picks up the lid to the garbage can. He seals up the garbage can with it and picks the can up.

Cell and Piccolo stand up: " Hey what the hell are you doing!? "

Majin Buu turns the garbage can upside down and shakes it. Kaioushin is cursing inside the can but it is unclear what he's saying.

Majin Buu, shaking the can: " Me not monster! Me not monster! "

After Buu had enough of his anger-release, he sits down next to Trunks again.

Cell, taking the lid off: " You alright, Shin? "

Goku, pushing: " UUGGHHH "

Vegeta, pushing: " OOWWWGH "

Goten, rooting: " Come on Dad! Push! "

Goku, looking at his watch: " Aw, I must finish this match before I get late to my aerobic class! We have an important presentation today…"

Vegeta, also looking at his watch: " Oh shoot, I have a beauty salon appointment today."

Goku: " Why don't you go ahead and go there, Vegeta? "

Vegeta: " Why don't you go to your aerobic class, Kakarot? "

Goku: " I'm not going unless you go."

Vegeta: " I won't go unless you go! "

Goku and Vegeta growl at each other.

Pan, bored: " This is taking long…"

Trunks, playing his GameBoy: " Yes… I beat the Team Rockets."

Buu, sucking on his thumb watching Trunks play: "……what's Team Rockets?"

Trunks: " None of your business. "

Majin Buu punches Trunks and snatches away the GameBoy. Trunks gets smashed on the wall.

Pan: " Trunks!!!"

Trunks, in the wall: " Give…back…my GameBoy! My…my Pokemon Crystal version!"

Buu, playing: " Waaa…… Pikachu my friend…"

Vegeta, seeing his son in the wall: " Hey you pink fat blob! What the hell did you do

to Trunks!! "

Majin Buu, turning to Vegeta: " Fuuaa?"

Vegeta: " What do you mean Fuuaa! Talk! You retard…"

Majin Buu walks up to Vegeta and stares at him, looking upset.

Vegeta: " What, you got something to say, blob? Come on, make my day!! "

Majin Buu grabs Vegeta's shoulders and starts pushing him down into the toilet bowl.

Vegeta: " Gaaaack!! "

Goku: " Oh no…"

Vegeta's butt is now stuck in the bowl and he can't move.

Bulma, laughing: " Oh Buu! Please stop that! Hahahaha!! "

Gohan, trying not to laugh at the humiliating sight: " I should've brought the camera."

Goten, happy: " Flush his ass, Buu! Flush his ass! "

Majin Buu is now squeezing Vegeta into the bowl. The students watch anxiously.

Vegeta: " Stop it, STOP IT!!! "

Goku: " You look really funny, Vegeta…"

Majin Buu takes a plunger and strikes Vegeta's head and squeezes him down with it.

Gohan: " Oh, I really should've brought the camera!! "

Vegeta, trying to reach Buu: " YOU F***ING ASS CREATURE!!!!!"

Majin Buu flushes Vegeta.

* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH *

Vegeta, screaming in high-pitched voice: " !!!"

Majin Buu is squeezing Vegeta even farther down with the plunger.

Trunks, in the wall: " Dad!!! "

Goten: " Haha!! The Vegetable prince is flushed into the toilet! "

Goku: " I feel sorry for Vegeta…"

Vegeta, his veins popping out everywhere: " You'll pay for this!!!!!!!! "

Majin Buu flushes Vegeta again.

* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH *

Bulma: " Oh my…"

Now Vegeta is gone.

Goku: " Poor Vegeta… He was such a freak but he wasn't a bad person…"

Bulma: " Don't use past tense! Oh god, Vegeta…"

Goten, cheering: " YEAH!! My dad is the winner!!!!! "

Trunks, in the wall: " Shut up, Goten!!! "

The students, satisfied with the contest, start to go back to their classes.

Seventeen: " That was interesting…"

Eighteen: " It was nice to see Vegeta get flushed. "

Majin Buu: " Veggie gone."

# Bell rings for lunch.

Goku: " Hmmm I'm hungry. "

Chichi: " You're gonna have to starve to death, Goku!!!! "

Chichi grabs Goku's ear and drags him way. Goten follows on the Kinton cloud.

Videl: " Ow, I don't feel like eating after seeing such disgusting sight…! "

Gohan: " I feel much better seeing Vegeta vanish. Oh, how I wish I had a camera! "

Bulma, looking into the toilet bowl for Vegeta: " Vegeta! Oh god, Vegeta!!! "





# At the cafeteria – Students are lining up to get their lunch.

The food-serving woman: " What do you want, sandwich or hotdog? "

Majin Buu: " All of that. "

The food-serving woman: " …I'm sorry but we cannot do that. I can give you all these

cans of Hercule Condensed Soup, though. "

Majin Buu, making a face: " Hercule bad. Hercule yucky. "

Buu starts snatching away other students' lunch.

" WHOAA!! What the hell is your problem…my lunch! "

" Hey, stop! Give it back! "

" Eeeek!!"

Gohan, sitting at a table: " Haha, even a monster like that knows Hercule is a – "

Gohan stops, realizing he's sitting with Videl.

Videl, glaring: " What…? "

Gohan, sweating: " No, nothing…nothing…"

Piccolo, Kaioushin and Cell are sitting at a table, discussing about Operation B.

Kaioushin: " We must fire Ms. Briefs. "

Cell: " We are not cleaning those bathrooms for three months, no way…"

Piccolo: " She'll probably make us take care of that blasted bathroom! "

While talking, Majin Buu walks up to the table and snatches Piccolo's seaweed salad.

Piccolo: " Huh!? "

Majin Buu, sipping the seaweed: " Hmmm yummy. "

Piccolo jumps to get his lunch back, but Cell and Kaioushin hold him back.

Cell: " Pic, it's no use…"

Piccolo: " He stole my seaweed! And trashed Shin! I'm blasting him with my

Makankosappo! "

Kaioushin: " Don't, Pic! Buu is a retarded infant! "

Majin Buu walks away with Piccolo's lunch.

Piccolo, growling: " I won't accept that freak as a classmate!! Look at him, he's taking

everyone's lunch! "

Cell takes out his laptop computer on the table.

Cell: " Let's see if we have any emails…… Wow, we already have seven mails? "

Pic and Shin look into Cell's mailbox: " What do they say? "

Cell reads the tile of the mails: " I agree with you…Please fire my teacher Mr. Roshi…

…Can I join the Society… Ms. Briefs Sucks…I have a list of the crap- teachers…

I love you Cell…oh, that one's from my girl Frieza. …Blueball B…now, what's that?"

Kaioushin: " Blueball B? I got that yesterday…it was nothing, though. "

Piccolo: " Huh? I got that last night, too! But it was just a picture."

Cell opens the attachment of Blueball B and a picture of a blueball with seven black

stars shows up on the screen.

Cell: " ookaayy… weird. "

Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the cafeteria.

Gohan: " What is it?!"

Videl: " I don't know…"

Pan is screaming and punching Majin Buu: " Give back my bread!!! "

Majin Buu, munching Pan's bread: " Yum yum yum."

Trunks: " God, don't scream just because of your lunch…"

Majin Buu takes away Trunks's Pikachu-bread.

Trunks, screaming: " Give back my Pokemon bread!!!"

Majin Buu: " Pikachu yum."

Pan and Trunks start running after Buu: " Give it baaaaccckk!!"

Gohan, laughing: " How hilarious…"

Videl: " That new student Buu seems really stupid, he creeps me out."

Gohan, watching the three running: " But not stupid enough to take Hercule soup-"

Gohan snaps out at what he has said.

Videl, with a dark shade on her face: " I heard it this time…you…you…"

Gohan, shaking his head: " No! I meant…I….!!"

Videl gets up and Gohan starts running.

Videl, running after Gohan: " I'll chop you up this time!!!! "

Tien, Oolong and Krillin are sitting at a table, talking about last night's game.

Krillin: " I'm still really astonished about us playing like that for real."

Oolong: " We probably don't need such miracle help to win anymore, huh? "

Tien: " Our team truly is amazing! "

" Yeah right, you cheaters!! "

Tien, Oolong and Krillin turn around and see Kibito and Debura standing.

Oolong: " We didn't cheat…! ….for the last half…"

Debura: " I'll never forgive you for defeating my team by the Dragonballs! "

Kibito: " We'll make sure you understand our grief! "

Debra and Kibito run after the three, throwing basketballs at them.

Krillin: " Whoaaa! Help! "

The mutant gang is reading the emails at the table.

Cell, pressing on the keyboard: " Huh? How come my computer froze? "

Bra finds the three and comes up to them: " Hi, Pic, Cell and Shin! "

The three, disgusted: " Hi, sweet girl…"

Bra, smiling angelically: " Did you get my email? "

Kaioushin: " What're you talking about…"

Bra: " The one that said Blueball B…"

Kaioushin: " Oh, that? What did you send us that for? "

Bra, giggling: " Ha! So you guys opened it, huh? It was a computer virus I sent you guys. It is about time your computers are blowing up…!! "

The three: " W…WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!??? "

Cell looks at his computer and sees a graphic of a mushroom cloud and the screen goes black with a crushing noise. The three stand there speechless.

Cell, a huge tear coming out from his eye: " My laptop…my four-thousand zeni laptop!!"

The three: " THIS IS REALLY IT, BRAT!!!!!!!! "

The three fly off chasing Bra.

Bra, running: " HAHAHA YOU STUPID POKEMONS!!! "

Everyone is running everywhere in the cafeteria, blasting everyone.

Trunks and Pan are running after Buu, blasting at him. Videl is chasing Gohan, screaming. The mutant gang is trying to blast Bra. Kibito and Debura are trying to find

the team Dragons in the cloud made by the blastings.

The school blows up.

















Narrator – The saga………………cannot end, huh?



P. S. Vegeta was found in the Satan Sewage Treatment Plant the next day.