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1 If only we had used our heads
Narrator: Welcome everybody to a nostalgic look back at the wizarding world in this new show of 'If
only we had used our heads' with various celebrity guests to tell their stories. But to explain
how this show came about, here's Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and of course HARRY
POTTER
Harry: It was simple really I remembered on the way to the philosopher's stone how Ron had said
'Have you gone mad are you a witch or not?'
Ron: And it got us thinking about all the cool stuff wizards and witches can do
Hermione: Then Harry remembered about truth serum
Harry: And it got us thinking how history would be different if only wizards had used their heads
Hermione: And what better place to start than with Tom Riddle, aka Lord Voldemort in his school days
Tom has just made his request to stay at school, Dippet has refused and asked Tom if he knows anything, Tom says no and turns to leave when:
Dippet: Just wait a minute Tom, I feel you where hiding something from me, will you tell me what?
Tom: You're mistaken Professor, I've nothing to hide
Dippet: Excellent, then you won't mind drinking this will you
Tom: Err.Well.hmm.of course not (gulps it down nervously)
Dippet: So how do you feel?
Tom: Strange what was that stuff?
Dippet: Oops, did I forget to mention it was truth serum, silly me
Tom: (paling) uh oh, this is bad
Dippet: Really why, are you hiding something Tom?
Tom: Yes
Dippet: Well what is it that you're hiding?
Tom: The clock I stole from your desk
Dippet: Huh, oh put it back, I meant are you hiding any secrets from me?
Tom: Yes lots
Dippet: Well I want to hear them all
Tom: All of them? This could take a while, well I murdered my father he was a worthless fool, I'm the
last surviving heir to Slytherin, I can open the chamber of secrets, I can talk to snakes, I'm
planning on becoming the greatest dark wizard ever and calling myself Lord Voldemort, I'm
trying to kill all muggles, I set my giant snake on the spotty girl with glasses, well that's about all
my really big secrets
Dippet: Oh great, Dumbledore was right now I owe him 10 galleons, oh but I almost forgot about you
Tom. Hmm what to do, what the heck I'll just send you to Azkeban
Tom: Noooo, all my plans ruined, if it hadn't been for those pesky kids.
Dippet: Tom I'm not a kid and also 'Lord Voldemort' what kind of stupid sissy name is that, hahahaha
Next time tune in for a Sirius story, and in the near future I will do Snape as well, but please please please review, go on it won't even take you a minute, aww go on please
1 If only we had used our heads
Narrator: Welcome everybody to a nostalgic look back at the wizarding world in this new show of 'If
only we had used our heads' with various celebrity guests to tell their stories. But to explain
how this show came about, here's Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and of course HARRY
POTTER
Harry: It was simple really I remembered on the way to the philosopher's stone how Ron had said
'Have you gone mad are you a witch or not?'
Ron: And it got us thinking about all the cool stuff wizards and witches can do
Hermione: Then Harry remembered about truth serum
Harry: And it got us thinking how history would be different if only wizards had used their heads
Hermione: And what better place to start than with Tom Riddle, aka Lord Voldemort in his school days
Tom has just made his request to stay at school, Dippet has refused and asked Tom if he knows anything, Tom says no and turns to leave when:
Dippet: Just wait a minute Tom, I feel you where hiding something from me, will you tell me what?
Tom: You're mistaken Professor, I've nothing to hide
Dippet: Excellent, then you won't mind drinking this will you
Tom: Err.Well.hmm.of course not (gulps it down nervously)
Dippet: So how do you feel?
Tom: Strange what was that stuff?
Dippet: Oops, did I forget to mention it was truth serum, silly me
Tom: (paling) uh oh, this is bad
Dippet: Really why, are you hiding something Tom?
Tom: Yes
Dippet: Well what is it that you're hiding?
Tom: The clock I stole from your desk
Dippet: Huh, oh put it back, I meant are you hiding any secrets from me?
Tom: Yes lots
Dippet: Well I want to hear them all
Tom: All of them? This could take a while, well I murdered my father he was a worthless fool, I'm the
last surviving heir to Slytherin, I can open the chamber of secrets, I can talk to snakes, I'm
planning on becoming the greatest dark wizard ever and calling myself Lord Voldemort, I'm
trying to kill all muggles, I set my giant snake on the spotty girl with glasses, well that's about all
my really big secrets
Dippet: Oh great, Dumbledore was right now I owe him 10 galleons, oh but I almost forgot about you
Tom. Hmm what to do, what the heck I'll just send you to Azkeban
Tom: Noooo, all my plans ruined, if it hadn't been for those pesky kids.
Dippet: Tom I'm not a kid and also 'Lord Voldemort' what kind of stupid sissy name is that, hahahaha
Next time tune in for a Sirius story, and in the near future I will do Snape as well, but please please please review, go on it won't even take you a minute, aww go on please
