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So now we've discovered how Voldemort could have easily been stopped we will see how Sirius could have been cleared if only wizards had used their heads
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Fred: So if only old Dippet had thought to use truth serum
George: Yeah, oh by the way Fred and me are your me presenters because that narrator was really annoying us
Fred: Right, so what next?
George: Ooo it's Sirius, this should be fun
Fred: Hey, do you think he would help us with some pranks on Snape?
George: I don't know we'll have to ask him, but on with alternate history
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Voldemort has killed James and Lily, and Sirius has been arrested and is about to be sent to Azkeban when Remus arrives out of breath
Remus: Wait, you can't send him to Azkeban
Crouch: Yes I can, I've already sent at least ten other people this week
Remus: But why don't you give him the truth serum to make sure he's guilty
Sirius: For the last time it was the rat not me
Crouch: What the hell are you on about, a rat can't even hold a wand, you really aren't making a very good defence for your actions, you should at least talk sense man
Remus: Allow me to explain, I think he means that Peter Pettigrew was working for Voldemort not him, but if we gave him some truth serum we could find out for sure
Crouch: But he's a lunatic, he'll just talk about rats and dogs and god knows what else
Remus: You should at least try shouldn't you?
Crouch: Oh fine, whatever it takes to shut you up, but he better confess, the office reward this month is capture 20 deatheaters and be made minister of magic and get a pair of socks free
Remus: Well I can see the socks must be a tempting offer, tell you what you can throw him in Azkeban, you can be minister of magic but I get the socks, mine tear really easily, it's the whole werewolf thing
Sirius: Remus, you're meant to be here to save me not get me killed
Remus: What, oh yeah sorry, right Crouch give him the truth serum
Crouch: Right Black drink this
Sirius: I didn't do, it wasn't me, I swear…
Remus: Um Sirius he hasn't even asked you yet
Sirius: Oops sorry, just practising
Crouch: Right let's get on with this, Sirius Black are you or are you not working for Lord Voldemort
Sirius: No I'm not
Crouch: What? You have to be I want that pair of socks
Remus: I thought you wanted to be minister of magic
Crouch: Oh yes that too, wait I've got another question, Black did you tell Voldemort where James and Lily Potter where
Sirius: No
Crouch: Well are you sure, not even a hint
Sirius: No
Crouch: Very well, where you even the Potter's secret keeper?
Sirius: No
Crouch: Oooo, I knew I shouldn't have got out of bed this morning, so who was the secret keeper?
Sirius: I already told you it was Peter Petigrew
Crouch: But you killed him in that street
Sirius: Arrrgghh, haven't you been listening to a word I've said, he's an amigus, he can turn into a rat, in the street he was just acting, I suspect that that Trewlaney woman gave him dram lessons, I bet she always harboured secret ambitions to be an actress
Crouch: Really do you think so, you know I once heard a rumour that she had wanted a part in a West-end musical but got turned down
Sirius: Well interesting though that information is, the point is I'm innocent so can I go now
Crouch: Oh well do you really have to, can't we just pretend you work for Voldemort, so I can throw you in Azkeban
Sirius: It's tempting, but no
Crouch: Very well, but Remus how did you know he was innocent
Remus: I didn't, I was just bored so I thought it would be fun to see Sirius worried for once, I also wanted to ask him a question and get a truthful answer
Crouch: Whatever, I'm off home, Winky has promised to read me a bed-time story tonight and I can't be late or she'll spank me again
Sirius: What a weird man, anyway Remus my hero fire away, I'll answer anything you want
Remus: Good, so in the fifth year when Kaylie dumped me and started going out with you the next day, are you sure you had nothing to do with it?
Sirius: Ha of course I did, she was hot and the only girl in our year I hadn't gone out with, so I had to seduce her, I had a reputation to keep up after all
Remus: YOU DID WHAT, just wait till the full moon
Sirius: Arrgghh, help me, dementors there's a mad werewolf on the loose, quick capture him before he kills an innocent man, like me for example
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Harry: Err that was fun…. I think
George: Harry get lost, you always get the attention, me and Fred do this bit not you
Fred: Exactly, go snog Hermione or something
Harry: Fine I didn't want to do the Snape story anyway, but I'll be back
Fred: O great now you've given away what the next stories about, Thanks Harry
Harry: Ha, my pleasure, I think I'll go now
George: Right, now how would things turn out if Snape was given the truth serum
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Well unless you review, you won't find out, so go on press that little button there and review. For anyone who reads my Fred and George story don't worry, I'm still doing that on I just wanted to see what people think of this story
So now we've discovered how Voldemort could have easily been stopped we will see how Sirius could have been cleared if only wizards had used their heads
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Fred: So if only old Dippet had thought to use truth serum
George: Yeah, oh by the way Fred and me are your me presenters because that narrator was really annoying us
Fred: Right, so what next?
George: Ooo it's Sirius, this should be fun
Fred: Hey, do you think he would help us with some pranks on Snape?
George: I don't know we'll have to ask him, but on with alternate history
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Voldemort has killed James and Lily, and Sirius has been arrested and is about to be sent to Azkeban when Remus arrives out of breath
Remus: Wait, you can't send him to Azkeban
Crouch: Yes I can, I've already sent at least ten other people this week
Remus: But why don't you give him the truth serum to make sure he's guilty
Sirius: For the last time it was the rat not me
Crouch: What the hell are you on about, a rat can't even hold a wand, you really aren't making a very good defence for your actions, you should at least talk sense man
Remus: Allow me to explain, I think he means that Peter Pettigrew was working for Voldemort not him, but if we gave him some truth serum we could find out for sure
Crouch: But he's a lunatic, he'll just talk about rats and dogs and god knows what else
Remus: You should at least try shouldn't you?
Crouch: Oh fine, whatever it takes to shut you up, but he better confess, the office reward this month is capture 20 deatheaters and be made minister of magic and get a pair of socks free
Remus: Well I can see the socks must be a tempting offer, tell you what you can throw him in Azkeban, you can be minister of magic but I get the socks, mine tear really easily, it's the whole werewolf thing
Sirius: Remus, you're meant to be here to save me not get me killed
Remus: What, oh yeah sorry, right Crouch give him the truth serum
Crouch: Right Black drink this
Sirius: I didn't do, it wasn't me, I swear…
Remus: Um Sirius he hasn't even asked you yet
Sirius: Oops sorry, just practising
Crouch: Right let's get on with this, Sirius Black are you or are you not working for Lord Voldemort
Sirius: No I'm not
Crouch: What? You have to be I want that pair of socks
Remus: I thought you wanted to be minister of magic
Crouch: Oh yes that too, wait I've got another question, Black did you tell Voldemort where James and Lily Potter where
Sirius: No
Crouch: Well are you sure, not even a hint
Sirius: No
Crouch: Very well, where you even the Potter's secret keeper?
Sirius: No
Crouch: Oooo, I knew I shouldn't have got out of bed this morning, so who was the secret keeper?
Sirius: I already told you it was Peter Petigrew
Crouch: But you killed him in that street
Sirius: Arrrgghh, haven't you been listening to a word I've said, he's an amigus, he can turn into a rat, in the street he was just acting, I suspect that that Trewlaney woman gave him dram lessons, I bet she always harboured secret ambitions to be an actress
Crouch: Really do you think so, you know I once heard a rumour that she had wanted a part in a West-end musical but got turned down
Sirius: Well interesting though that information is, the point is I'm innocent so can I go now
Crouch: Oh well do you really have to, can't we just pretend you work for Voldemort, so I can throw you in Azkeban
Sirius: It's tempting, but no
Crouch: Very well, but Remus how did you know he was innocent
Remus: I didn't, I was just bored so I thought it would be fun to see Sirius worried for once, I also wanted to ask him a question and get a truthful answer
Crouch: Whatever, I'm off home, Winky has promised to read me a bed-time story tonight and I can't be late or she'll spank me again
Sirius: What a weird man, anyway Remus my hero fire away, I'll answer anything you want
Remus: Good, so in the fifth year when Kaylie dumped me and started going out with you the next day, are you sure you had nothing to do with it?
Sirius: Ha of course I did, she was hot and the only girl in our year I hadn't gone out with, so I had to seduce her, I had a reputation to keep up after all
Remus: YOU DID WHAT, just wait till the full moon
Sirius: Arrgghh, help me, dementors there's a mad werewolf on the loose, quick capture him before he kills an innocent man, like me for example
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Harry: Err that was fun…. I think
George: Harry get lost, you always get the attention, me and Fred do this bit not you
Fred: Exactly, go snog Hermione or something
Harry: Fine I didn't want to do the Snape story anyway, but I'll be back
Fred: O great now you've given away what the next stories about, Thanks Harry
Harry: Ha, my pleasure, I think I'll go now
George: Right, now how would things turn out if Snape was given the truth serum
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Well unless you review, you won't find out, so go on press that little button there and review. For anyone who reads my Fred and George story don't worry, I'm still doing that on I just wanted to see what people think of this story
