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So now we've discovered how Voldemort could have easily been stopped we will see how Sirius could have been cleared if only wizards had used their heads

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Fred: So if only old Dippet had thought to use truth serum

George: Yeah, oh by the way Fred and me are your me presenters because that narrator was really annoying us

Fred: Right, so what next?

George: Ooo it's Sirius, this should be fun

Fred: Hey, do you think he would help us with some pranks on Snape?

George: I don't know we'll have to ask him, but on with alternate history

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Voldemort has killed James and Lily, and Sirius has been arrested and is about to be sent to Azkeban when Remus arrives out of breath

Remus: Wait, you can't send him to Azkeban

Crouch: Yes I can, I've already sent at least ten other people this week

Remus: But why don't you give him the truth serum to make sure he's guilty

Sirius: For the last time it was the rat not me

Crouch: What the hell are you on about, a rat can't even hold a wand, you really aren't making a very good defence for your actions, you should at least talk sense man

Remus: Allow me to explain, I think he means that Peter Pettigrew was working for Voldemort not him, but if we gave him some truth serum we could find out for sure

Crouch: But he's a lunatic, he'll just talk about rats and dogs and god knows what else

Remus: You should at least try shouldn't you?

Crouch: Oh fine, whatever it takes to shut you up, but he better confess, the office reward this month is capture 20 deatheaters and be made minister of magic and get a pair of socks free

Remus: Well I can see the socks must be a tempting offer, tell you what you can throw him in Azkeban, you can be minister of magic but I get the socks, mine tear really easily, it's the whole werewolf thing

Sirius: Remus, you're meant to be here to save me not get me killed

Remus: What, oh yeah sorry, right Crouch give him the truth serum

Crouch: Right Black drink this

Sirius: I didn't do, it wasn't me, I swear…

Remus: Um Sirius he hasn't even asked you yet

Sirius: Oops sorry, just practising

Crouch: Right let's get on with this, Sirius Black are you or are you not working for Lord Voldemort

Sirius: No I'm not

Crouch: What? You have to be I want that pair of socks

Remus: I thought you wanted to be minister of magic

Crouch: Oh yes that too, wait I've got another question, Black did you tell Voldemort where James and Lily Potter where

Sirius: No

Crouch: Well are you sure, not even a hint

Sirius: No

Crouch: Very well, where you even the Potter's secret keeper?

Sirius: No

Crouch: Oooo, I knew I shouldn't have got out of bed this morning, so who was the secret keeper?

Sirius: I already told you it was Peter Petigrew

Crouch: But you killed him in that street

Sirius: Arrrgghh, haven't you been listening to a word I've said, he's an amigus, he can turn into a rat, in the street he was just acting, I suspect that that Trewlaney woman gave him dram lessons, I bet she always harboured secret ambitions to be an actress

Crouch: Really do you think so, you know I once heard a rumour that she had wanted a part in a West-end musical but got turned down

Sirius: Well interesting though that information is, the point is I'm innocent so can I go now

Crouch: Oh well do you really have to, can't we just pretend you work for Voldemort, so I can throw you in Azkeban

Sirius: It's tempting, but no

Crouch: Very well, but Remus how did you know he was innocent

Remus: I didn't, I was just bored so I thought it would be fun to see Sirius worried for once, I also wanted to ask him a question and get a truthful answer

Crouch: Whatever, I'm off home, Winky has promised to read me a bed-time story tonight and I can't be late or she'll spank me again

Sirius: What a weird man, anyway Remus my hero fire away, I'll answer anything you want

Remus: Good, so in the fifth year when Kaylie dumped me and started going out with you the next day, are you sure you had nothing to do with it?

Sirius: Ha of course I did, she was hot and the only girl in our year I hadn't gone out with, so I had to seduce her, I had a reputation to keep up after all

Remus: YOU DID WHAT, just wait till the full moon

Sirius: Arrgghh, help me, dementors there's a mad werewolf on the loose, quick capture him before he kills an innocent man, like me for example

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Harry: Err that was fun…. I think

George: Harry get lost, you always get the attention, me and Fred do this bit not you

Fred: Exactly, go snog Hermione or something

Harry: Fine I didn't want to do the Snape story anyway, but I'll be back

Fred: O great now you've given away what the next stories about, Thanks Harry

Harry: Ha, my pleasure, I think I'll go now

George: Right, now how would things turn out if Snape was given the truth serum

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