Disclaimer: Jamie and Caitie are Disney's. Everyone else is mine. This is just a writing experience, to see if I could write an entire story in nothing but dialogue. Did I succeed?
The Final Say
"You're WHAT!?"
"I'm going on a date."
"The hell you are! I don't even know this guy!"
"Jamie, stop being so…so…"
"Stupid?"
"Shut up, Crimson."
"Hey, what I do!? Jazz is the one going on the date!"
"No, she's not!"
"Yes I am!"
"What's going on here?"
"Caitie, would you please make your boyfriend stop being so stupid?"
"That might be difficult."
"Caitie!"
"What? Don't give me that hurt puppy-dog look Jamie, you know I can't stand it when you do that…"
"What hurt puppy-dog look? …This hurt puppy-dog look?"
"Jamie! Stop!"
"Yeah! Caitie has to be on MY side!"
"She's my girlfriend!"
"So what, she agrees with me, don't you Caitie?"
"Ummm…"
"CAITIE!"
"Would you both just leave me alone?! And what are you fighting about anyway?"
"Jazz has a date, and Jamie doesn't want her to go."
"She's to young!"
"I'm almost fifteen!"
"That's too young!"
"Why's fifteen to young?"
"Mom, tell Jamie I can go on a date!"
"Date? You have a date? With who?"
"His name is Alex Manes."
"Wait a minute…Alex Manes? Isn't he in my grade?"
"So!"
"You are not going out with a guy my age! Ow! Caitie, let go of my arm!"
"Come here then!"
"Alright, alright, what!?"
"Let her go on this date with Alex."
"I thought you were on MY side!"
"Jamie, do you even know Alex?"
"I know that he's in my grade, and that's all I need to know."
"Jamie, trust me. This is the kind of guy every big brother dreams of taking his little sister out on a date."
"Oh, yeah, why's that?"
"Not only is he absurdly polite and would never hurt a fly, he's also ridiculously timid and skinnier then I am."
"So…what your saying…is…"
"He won't do anything to your sister, and even if he does, you could break him in half with one hand. In fact, JAZZ could break him over her knee. Hell, Sami could probably inflect major damage on this geek."
"Hmmm…Okay. Jazz, I've decided that you can go on your date."
"Oh gee, thank you so much Jamie…"
"Was that sarcasm?"
"No, of course not."
"That's what I thought. What? What are you laughing at, Caitie?"
"Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are when you're being stupid?"
"Hey!...Adorable, huh?"
"Oh yes."
"GROSS! THEIR KISSING AGAIN!"
