Hey! I can do this... OMFG! I CAN DO THIS! Haha... I was out of ideas, I knew that if I wrote the fifth chapter it would have to be the last chapter, ending the fic, breaking the promise I made to myself... And then, I found this half finished fifth chapter hidden away on my computer. So, now I'll finish it, and I can still continue writing more chapters to Something! Read on, dear readers! Read like the wind! (lack of food; bad)

Heero handed the cell phone back to Duo. "I ordered the pizza. Now get off me!" Duo stood up and stepped backwards slowly, never taking his eyes off Heero. "Never turn your back on someone you just fell on. It's not a good idea..." Duo said. Heero nodded his head. "That would normally be a good idea. But then, if you do that..." Duo tripped over something and fell to the ground. "OW!" "If you do that, you wont see the dog that the person you just fell on got..." Duo stared at the dog. "Hmmm... You got a dog?" Heero nodded his head. "Well, you're going to have to feed him, and walk him, and brush him, and take care of him, and there's a lot of responsibility involved in having a dog, you know. The money for his food is coming out of your allowance, too."

"I didn't get the dog for me. I got him for you. I figured if you were ever stranded somewhere without food, you could just eat him." Duo glared at Heero. "I'm not gonna eat him! I'll feed him, and brush him, and walk him, and take care of him, and all the other responsibilities involved in having a dog. And the money for his food can come out of my allowance, too!" Heero rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Just as long as you're happy." Duo stepped over the puppy and placed a hand on Heero's forehead. "Hmmm.... No temperature... What else could explain it? He actually bought a puppy. It's so crazy, even Relena wouldn't be stupid enough to believe it!" Heero glared at Duo again. "Ha! another glare equals another night down under. And I don't mean Australia."

Just then, there was a knock at the door. "Ya know what? If life was just one big story that some guy was writing at 1 AM, that would be Relena at the door with a dozen roses, begging you to go on a date with her." Duo mused. The two boys walked to the front door, and Heero opened it to reveal Relena Peacecraft, holding 12 roses. "My worst fear has been confirmed..." Duo muttered, gaping in horror. "Life itself... All of it... It's all... RUINED! Relena is at the front door! Everybody run for your lives! I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Satans daughters name..." Duo mumbled to himself as he ran back to the room he and Heero shared. "Er... Hello, Heero." Relena said uncomfortably, unnerved by Duo's comments. "What do you want?" Heero asked. "I was hoping we could go on a date." Then Duo was heard shouting "Make 'er go away or invite her in! She's scaring away all the people on this street."

Heero stepped to the side and motioned for Relena to enter the mansion, and then yelled back at Duo "Duo, we're out in the middle of the desert, there are no other people!" There was a moment of silence, and then Duo an back into the room and glared at Heero. "See? I told you she scared them away!" Duo turned and saw Relena standing there. "Oh, crap! Heero, you should have known better. Once you invite a vampire into your house, it can come and go whenever it wants. You shoulda made her go away."

Heero rolled his eyes. "I'm not any happier about it than you are, but I can't just tell her to get lost." Duo nodded his head. "I guess you're right, Heero. So I'LL tell her! Get lost! Go away! You aren't wanted here, Relena!" Heero glared at Duo. "You know, that makes three nights." Duo commented. "Duo, you're acting childish... It's not like I'd actually go on a date with her or anything." Duo nodded his head. "I guess so... Fine..." Relena glanced back and forth between the two boys, growing increasingly nervous. "H-Heero? Did I come at a bad time?" She asked. "Well, see, I just proposed to Duo. And you coming in here asking to go out with me isn't the most welcome gesture in the world."

Relena's jaw dropped. "You what?? That's sick!" Suddenly Relena felt something on her foot, and looked down to see a cute, lovable little puppy dog... Pissing on her shoe. (Relena bashing, ya gotta love it!) "AH! Get off me, you mangy little mutt!" She shrieked, and ran from the room, followed by Duo and Heero. As Relena flung open the front door to leave, she turned and glared at Duo and yelled "I'll get you! And your little dog, too!"

Yeah, yeah, I know... I couldn't resist! *snickers* Anyways... Hope ya liked it, chapter 6 is soon to come! *hums a rather wedding-ish tune* (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more...) *ahem* Anyways, review, or don't, I'd like reviews, but if you don't wanna give me one, fine. I just hope ya liked it. See ya in chapter 6!