Part Two pf Redwall Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong.
The Dibbuns, all clean and shiny, held hands(Yes, hands,) and danced in a circle around Abbess Tsarmina, and yelled out, "We loove you, Muvva!"
Gabool was hidding under an apple tree. Who knows how he got there? I don't. He stuffed grass in his ears as the bell rang. "Oh, the horrible noise, please, makkit stop, I beg you, PLEASE!!" he cried. Tsarmina raised an eyebrow.
"On one condition.Jump off the South wall!'
Gabool jumped off a wall, and dragged himself painfully back.
"HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! You jumped off the WEST wall!!!" Tsarmina laughed heartily. A little too heartily, really. Like, more that Hon Rosie. Imagine that...It SCARY!! ;)
Blaggut had fallen out of a tree and died. Tpp bad.(Don't get me wrong-he my fav. character.) All the littl ecritters stole his stuff and ran away.
Taylor the Flitchaye leader and Joeseph the Badgermum strolled around the orchaard, but seeing the chance, snatched Gonff's car keys and drove away.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Looking at his watch, Alder yelled," OH NO! The Rice-aroni is burning!"
"You lousy flea ridden no-good theivin' excuse fer pond scum!!" Gonff screamed.
Martin threw a rock at Gonff, which bounced off his stomach. "Oh yeah! Lookit who's talking!"
"Hoi! Break it up, guys," Foremole Nutbeak said. "Or I'll hafta use me chainsaw again..." ^_^;
"Woter you mean by that, eh!" they yelled. Gonff swallowed, and messaged his throat. All this screaming was starting to hurt.
"HEY!! IT MY SWORD!" screamed Luke.
"No, It ain't. It MINE!!" screamed Dandin.
Arven dove on Dandin, who was holding Martin's sword.
"Nu-uh! Yer all wrong! its MIINNEE!!!" screamed Badrang, and grabbed it, ran, and climbed up a lemon tree.
"Well, thats that. I know *I* can't climb," Arvin said.
The Dibbuns, all clean and shiny, held hands(Yes, hands,) and danced in a circle around Abbess Tsarmina, and yelled out, "We loove you, Muvva!"
Gabool was hidding under an apple tree. Who knows how he got there? I don't. He stuffed grass in his ears as the bell rang. "Oh, the horrible noise, please, makkit stop, I beg you, PLEASE!!" he cried. Tsarmina raised an eyebrow.
"On one condition.Jump off the South wall!'
Gabool jumped off a wall, and dragged himself painfully back.
"HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! You jumped off the WEST wall!!!" Tsarmina laughed heartily. A little too heartily, really. Like, more that Hon Rosie. Imagine that...It SCARY!! ;)
Blaggut had fallen out of a tree and died. Tpp bad.(Don't get me wrong-he my fav. character.) All the littl ecritters stole his stuff and ran away.
Taylor the Flitchaye leader and Joeseph the Badgermum strolled around the orchaard, but seeing the chance, snatched Gonff's car keys and drove away.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Looking at his watch, Alder yelled," OH NO! The Rice-aroni is burning!"
"You lousy flea ridden no-good theivin' excuse fer pond scum!!" Gonff screamed.
Martin threw a rock at Gonff, which bounced off his stomach. "Oh yeah! Lookit who's talking!"
"Hoi! Break it up, guys," Foremole Nutbeak said. "Or I'll hafta use me chainsaw again..." ^_^;
"Woter you mean by that, eh!" they yelled. Gonff swallowed, and messaged his throat. All this screaming was starting to hurt.
"HEY!! IT MY SWORD!" screamed Luke.
"No, It ain't. It MINE!!" screamed Dandin.
Arven dove on Dandin, who was holding Martin's sword.
"Nu-uh! Yer all wrong! its MIINNEE!!!" screamed Badrang, and grabbed it, ran, and climbed up a lemon tree.
"Well, thats that. I know *I* can't climb," Arvin said.
