Disclaimer: I don't own these people and/or items im just using them in my fic.



I have really nothing to say, just a shout out to all my friends. Oh just to let y'all know this is the sequel to Dee's "Odd Crossovers". I finished it for her. Hope you like and please review or I will… DO NOTHING MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! But seriously now please please pppppllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssseeeeee review. Oh and flamers STAY AWAY::grabs a pitchfork:: ok hope ya enjoy YAHOO



1 Odd Commercials



The Hyundai Bleeder

Kee is driving a car like a maniac running over whatever he can

Kee: YEAH!!!!

Old Lady: OW! I've been hit

Kee: GET OF MY CAR!!!!!!

Kee turns on the windshield wipers, which make the old lady go completely off.

Nice-Voice lady: (screaming in the background) The Hyundai Bleeder, just be happy the blood doesn't stain…



Herbal Essences

Shana: Now I urge you, morph into a dragoon

Albert: URGE!

Suddenly Dart, Lloyd and Lavitz come out of nowhere. Albert takes off his scrungie, which exposes his long hair. Then they start washing it

Dart&Lloyd&Lavitz: She, errr…He's got the urge, he's got the urrrrrge to herbal. He's got to herbal in the shower…

Albert: (moaning) YEEEESSSSSSS.

Dart&Lloyd&Lavitz: He's got the urge

Albert flashes his hair and it shows its now shiny and silky. All of a sudden Albert's hair starts to come off

Albert: Boys this says repeat

Guys: . . .

Albert: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING BALD!!!!!

Kee: This thing is screwed up it turned my beautiful jet black hair purple!!!

Pepsi

Kongol: ::Trying to dance:: Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa joy of cola Kongol like lots

Kongol is stripping to show his garments… everyone is screaming " KEEP IT ON"

Kongol: KONGOL HATE YOU ALL ::runs away crying

Kee pops out of nowhere

Kee: Uhhhhhh… just drink

Kongol: What that suppose to mean????

Director: KONGOL YOU CANT SING FOR *$%@

Kongol: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Kee: cry baby chicken-wuss…

Seifer: I HEARD THAT POLICE POLICE COPYRIGHTS!!! IM SUEING YOU NOW

With the snap of a finger Kee makes the power rangers take him away

Kee: Wait till he finds out what I have in stored for him ::grabs a hammer:: use this on him

Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Adopting an animal commercial

Lady: Please adopt an animal they are dying everyday and ::interrupted::

Kee: IM TAKING ALL THE CATS ESPECIALLY THIS ONE ::points to a black





&white one with a crown and a cape::

Cat: Im Cait Sith from Final Fantasy VII

Kee: CUTE I WANT IT

Kee hugs the poor thing so hard he suffocates him

Lady: Well the cats are all gone but please adopt a puppy so it dosent die and ::interrupted again::

Kee: I LOVE CATS

Lady: THAT'S IT ::starts a fight with Kee

That's all for now look for part 2