Disclaimer:  Not mine, all Disney's.  Just borrowing them, so please don't sue.

A Blue Stick

Caitie Waite twitched nervously and clutching a tiny plastic stick in her hand.  Her husband, Jamie, saw her, and lifted an eyebrow.

"Caitie?  What's wrong?" 

"Ummm…here."  She handed him the plastic stick.

"It's a blue stick."

"It's a positive blue stick."

"Positive…for…what?"

"I'm pregnant."

Jamie hit the floor with a loud thump, out cold.

"Ummm…Jamie?"