It was a dark and stormy night. I was in my office, bored with no business, when I heard it. It was a plthulk! That didn't sound like the familiar raindrops hitting the dirty window. Again; plthulk! near my desk. It sounded as if the ceiling was finally coming down, and landing in a puddle as it did so.

But much to my horror, indeed it was NOT my ceiling, but rather something falling FROM it. Looking up, I perceived a blob of purple jelly-like goop dropping down from the ceiling in globs. My eyes followed one of the globs as it proceeded to land into my coffee.

I kicked my feet down from my desk abruptly. As I did so, my aged chair squealed and turned so that I was facing the cracked window on my left. Through this window I saw a being I had never seen in my life thus far.

It had large bug-like eyes, dark, wet, curly hair, and shiny cheeks. It seemed to be standing atop of something because its head was tilted back, its face just barely visible above the sill.

I jumped in my skin as its weird eyes caught mine. I suppose the being jumped in its skin as well, because the next thing I knew, there was a loud crash, as if someone had thrown a large rock into a pile of scrap metal. As its feet flew into the air, I decided that it must have been standing on the trashcans outside. Perhaps the strangest thing about the being was the fact that its feet were very large and hairy, leading me to believe I had, in fact, seen a midget cross between a human and the elusive Bigfoot.