Okay, well I decided to add another SI fic. (Audence-sigh) HEY! Everyone else is doing it. So, I decided to add my imput. Hopefully this will be interesting.

Disalaimer- I don't own anything exept Chum-chum (I hope I own Chum-chum) and myself.

1 Gaze upon the Glory of Chapter 1

I was running out of my speech class to catch up with Dani and Christy before they left me to fend for my self in my awful Hi-Skool.

Kim- HEY! STOOOP!

I ran over to them while they waited impaitiontly.

Dani- Gosh, Kim you're slow! Can't walk any faster?

Kim- (grining)I was running as fast as I can.

Dani- (grining)That's kinda sad.

Christy-(nodding) Yes, very sad.

We were walking across the street to go to Choir class because our shitty little ninth grade campus didn't have a choir class.

Christy-(looking at Dani and me) You know you might want to walk faster when you are

crossing the street. The traffic's kinda bad.

Dani and I were taunting the cars to hit us by walking really really really slow.

Dani-(looking at me) Remember that time we almost got ran over by a beer truck?

Kim-(sighs) Yeah, that was fun. (starts singing "I almost got ran over like a beer truck"

Which sounded suspiously like "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.")

Dani-(joins in)

Christy-(looks at us like we're morons from the other side of the street)

Dani and I cross right before a pickup truck would have smashed into us.

Kim- That was fun

Dani-mm-hmm

Christy- Physco Girl 1 and 2 could you hurry up?

Dani and I make it safely to "Big Mac's" parking lot. Christy had already lost pationce with us and left us behind.

Dani- You suck.

Kim-(graves cheast) OW! SHIT! DAMN! What the hell? That's the somethingth time

That's happened today.

Dani- What?

Kim- The feeling of something sharp stabbing my cheast.

Dani- How do you know it isnt me?

Kim- (waves arm around herself) No, its not some kind of invisible limb you have with

Invisible knife.

The rest of choir class was uneventfull. We practiced choir songs, and Mr. Dee was being an asshole. After choir was over Dani and I walked back across the street. We left Christy behind to get Hector. Hehehe. When we got back to the cafeteria I had been stabbed (kinda) again about 20 times.

Kim- It hurts when I sneeze.

Dani- Haha, you sneeze a lot.

Kim- WHAT THE HECK! Christy, how did you get here before us? I thought I told you

to get Hector.



Christy- I did (points to the back table)

Hector-(waves)

Dani, Christy, and I talked about varous things during lunch, music, Invader Zim(that came from me), how Mr. Dee must be PMSing again. I borrowed a doller from Dani (whats the point of sueing me, I'm poor) for lunch and bought 2 chocolate brownies and a choco-milk. I ate lunch with a group of kids that all considered me a freak. (But, hey, who doesn't?)

David- Don't you ever stop singing?

Kim- (pauses) There, are you happy? (starts singing again)

David- (sigh)

Later that day I got home.

Kim- Damn! No Zim tonight, its Thursday.

Lynette(my little sister)- Kim, Invader Zim's a cool show and all, but its still just a show.

Kim- YOU SOUND JUST LIKE GAZ!

Lynette-(O_o runs away)

Kim- Oh well. ACK, THE PAIN! THE AGONY!

My cheast imploaded in on itself leaving me in intense pain.

Kim- I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! IT HURTS SOOOO MUCH!!!!

I imploaded in on my self and all that was left was a pile of ashes. ( THE END! Just kidding) I opened my eyes.

Kim- What the hell? Why arnt I dead yet?

Large Booming Voice- You are dead

Kim- Wow, according to my religion there isnt a heaven or a hell or a limbo or wherever

I am.

Large Booming Voice- What is your religion anyway?

Kim- I'm a Jehovah Witness.

Large Booming Voice- Ohhh, your one of those people that go knock on doors and try to

Convert people to your religion. Hey, isnt Invader Zim against

Your religion too?

Kim- How do you know I like Zim?

Large Booming Voice- Your shirt.

Kim- Oh. Can I call you LBV for short?

Large Booming Voice- Don't bother, my name's Dlu.

Kim- Okay, Dlu, where am I?

Dlu- A place your feeble mind couldn't comprehend if I tried to tell you.

Kim- Oh. So why am I here?

Dlu- You have been chosen to save a dimension in need of your help along with other individuals.

Kim- Cool.

Dlu- Yes, very.

Kim- Do I get any super powers?

Dlu- Who do you think you are? Wonder Woman? You will have to use something more………better to save the world.

Kim- What?

Dlu- Your intellect.

Kim- Aww man, I thought it would be something cool like illusion powers.

Dlu- Fine, you can have your damn illusion powers you want so bad.

Kim-(starts dancing a happy dance) YEAH! Alright! Who's got COOL powers now HEARTLESS EVIL CHILDERN WHO TAUNTED ME FOR MY SNEEZING ABLILITIES AND COOOOL EYE TWITCHING POWERS! HUH! HUH!

Dlu-(horrified) STOP! You are seriously scaring me.

Kim-(continues dancing and rantings)

Dlu-(sigh)

Dlu threw a magical flying bever at me which teleported me to a place, we all knew was coming.

Kim-AWW! Look at the BEVER! ARG! ACK! IT BITE ME!

A mysterious figure started chuckling in the shadows. The figure stepped out. It wore khaki pants and a red MacArthur tee-shirt.

Kim-DANI!



Dani- Haha, you got attacked by a bever.

Kim- How did you get here? Did Dlu throw a bever at you somehow even though he's just a voice and has no arms that we know of?

Kim- Shhh, your pointing out all of the plot holes.

Kim- Oh, sorry.

Kim- Moron

Kim- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

Kim- A MORON! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?

I start punching my guts and head.

Dani- Kim?

Kim- What?

Dani- (points at people who are looking at Kim beating herself up) I don't really care about your personality quirks, but maybe you should hold it in for a while.

Kim- Okay! So, how did you get here anyway?

Dani- I was praticing "Learn to Fly" for my concert and my microphone started sizzling and the next thing I knew a large booming voice said I was shocked by a microphone and that I am dead. How'd you get here?

Kim-Cheast exploady. Horribly painful.

Dani-meh.

Kim-( the truth finally begins to dawn on her) WERE IN ZIM WORLD! YEA!

Dani- Oh, I thought this was some version of hell.

Kim-LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO!(makes an illusion of Dani)

Dani- WHAT! HOW THE HELL DID YOU CLONE ME!

Kim- It's illusion, Dani.

Dani- Oh. LOOK! (Dani disapeared)

Kim- Look where?

Dani-(reapeared) Stupid. I have invisibility.

Kim- Stupid like a moose, Dani, stupid like a moose.

Dani-O_o….Shut up.



The End for now.