Okay, I um won't add you to my fic. Not to be mean, its just that I don't know most of you and if I know you and don't let you in its because you've annoyed me in some way.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except me, Chum-chum, Dlu, and umm, the plot. I'm poor. I couldn't even afford to eat today. What's the point of suing me if I have nothing? Hmm? There isn't one. So, just go read the fic now. Go on. There you go.



1 Chapter 2 Old Friends and New Enemies



Dani- So, um, where do we go?

Kim- We go (pauses dramatically) to Skool.

Dani- Oh.

Kim- Maybe if we go to Skool, we can see Zimithy.

Dani- Zimithy?

Kim- It's a pet name I made up. I think I made it up. YOU CAN'T USE IT! IT'S MINE!

Dani- Uhhhh. Okay.

So, Dani and I walk happily to Skool. We walk by an Asian kid that looked familiar. Hmm. Any guesses? Anyone? What? NO! YOUR WRONG! Hehehehe.

Kim- Chris? What the heck are you doing in Zimithy land?

Chris and Dani- Zimithy land?

Kim- Shut up.

Chris-(reluctantly) Well, I'll tell you what happened I guess.

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I was at home and was umm sucking my toe, and my brother opened the door and surprised me. And I bit my toenail, and umm swallowed it. And then that Large Booming Voice thing said it cut up my insides cause I haven't clipped them in a while. Then he said I was gonna get a super power to help save another dimension from some kind of tacoy evil. So, I asked him if I can be Magnito, and he said no. (GASP) And then he said I'd get a special power to help with and it's (pauses dramatically) the power to make my toenails grow really fast and control how fast they grow. But I can't make them shrink without my magic toenail clipper.(holds up a giant silver toenail clipper) Want to see?

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Kim- SURE!

Dani-(apprehensively) Umm. Okay.

Chris's shoes started to get bigger. Part of his toenails cut throw the tennis shoes. It grew really fast and razor sharp. They shot out in front of him. Then, unrepentantly, they curved up and came to his head slicing it off. The growing stopped immediately.

Dani- What the Eff just happened?

Kim- That was messed up. Oh, well, never did like him much anyway.

Dani- But, he had a purpose. Didn't he say that before he decapitated himself.

Kim- He did say that. It must have been to uhh umm give us computer knowledge.

Dani- I'd say the Large Booming Voice made a mistake. I mean, Mark probably knows more about computers.

Kim- Yeah, that's true.

Zsssst! A large Zssssting sound was heard and a dark figure appeared.

Kim- Mark?

Mark- How did you know it was me?

Kim- (shrugs) That's just the way things seem to work in this dimension.

Dani- I WANT MY BOYFRIEND!

Kim- Too bad I'm writing this fic and I don't want to kill Memo to get him here.

Dani- Aww.

Mark- Aww. Come on kill Memo.

Kim-no

Dani- Kim, you have something sticking out of your head.

I look up at my head and notice two black anntania and two silvery ones.The metalicy ones expanded to a little robot and jumped out of my head. It had green eyes (like me) and looked a bit like Gir only different.

Kim- CHUM-CHUM!

Chum-chum-MASTER!

Dani-What the heck?

Mark- What the bleep?

Kim- IT'S MY ROBOT SLAVE!

Chum-chum- YUP!

There was a bright green flash of light and Kim was no longer Kim. She was (dramatic pause…I like dramatic pauses) Invader Kim.

Dani- You look like a house fly.

Mark- Really? Hahahaha!

Kim- YES! I'M IRKEN! FINALLY! Hey, Mark how did you die any way?

Mark- For all of you who don't know, I'm blind.

Kim- Didn't Dlu tell you how you died?

Mark- Yeah, he said I was walking and fell into a manhole and broke some bones and then the rats came for me. Thousands of them, and not those cuddly rats you find in today's sewers, but those Giant Slaughtering Rat People.

Dani- He said all that?

Mark- Yup.

Kim- What's your super power?

Mark- What's with all the super powers?

Dani- (shrugs)

Kim- (shrugs)

Mark- I can walk through walls.

Kim- Coolio

Dani- Spiffy

Mark- You two are getting creeper ever day.

Dani and Kim- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Kim- Okay, let's go to Skool now before more of my friends show up.

Dani- Mark, can your power kill you?

Mark- Anything can kill you.

Dani- That's true.

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Kim- Author powers are cool, no?

Mark- Author powers?

Dani- We're in some dumb story Kim's writing.

Kim- Hehehe, I control your fate.

Mark- Oh, God, someone help me.

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A dark shadowy figure was standing in the shadowy darkness of the Skool. The figure was really short.

Dani- Is that Zim?

Kim- No, that's not how Zim stands.

Mark- You are a freak.

Kim- That must be (pauses dramaticaly) Invader Mariza.

Miraza- Who are you?

Kim- I'm Invader Kim. We talk over Instant Messanger remember?

Miraza- Netscape is evi.

Kim- So evil.

Dani- Umm.

Mark- The evilest evil of the computer world.

Kim- I have the last two letters of my name the same as Zim…Zimithy. (drools)

Miraza-.Zimboy (drools)

Dani- Freaks

Mark- Puhsighchos.

Dani- Why am I in this story I've never even seen Invader Zim.?

Kim- And you never will.

Mariza- (sobs)

Kim- Anyway….let's go in the Skool now.

Mark (who now can see suddenly for no particular reason)- Isn't that an Elementary Skool? HEY! I CAN SEEEE!

Kim- Yeah, so?

Mark- I'm a senor.

Dani- Not any more.

Dani, Invader Mariza, Kim, and Mark are now Elementary Skool kids the right age to be in Ms. Bitter's class.

BRING----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----

They are teleported to Ms. Bitter's room.

Ms. Bitters- Welcome new hopeless apendages to the student body. State your names and I'll tell you where to sit.

Kim- I'm Kim. I like Tacos and umm destroying things.

Dani- Hi! I'm Dani. I like alternative music. SILVER CHAIR! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHAIR!

Mariza- My name is Miraza...AND I SHALL BE THE RULER OF THIS PLANET!!!! Bow to me later. Bow to me later.

Mark- I'm Mark. You're all morons.

Ms. Bitters- Zim, move over one doomed seat, to make room for our new students.

Zim- Yes Sir! *moves to the right*

Miraza-*sits next to Zim*

Kim-*sits on the other side of Zim*

Dib- DON'T SIT THEM TOGETHER!!!! THEY'LL SCHEEM I TELL YOU!!! SSSCCCCHHHHEEEEMMMMM!!

Ms Bitters- QUIET! Or I'll send in the white coats. Mark, you and Dani sit on the floor by the windows.

Dani and Mark- Aww.

Dib- THEY'RE ALIENS!! ALEINS!!!!!!

Ms. Bitters- (glares)

Dib- (shuts up)

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