Hi, you may already know this, but I'm Kim. My fic makes little to no
sense. It's because I'm infected with the brain worms. Okay, well, that's
all I have to say write now. ON to the fic.
Disclaimer- If you really want to know it's the same as Ch.3.
Chapter 4 The Chapter That We All Love (can you tell I'm bad with names?)
------------------------------------------At the lunch room------------ --------------------------------
Dani- Hey, Mark, I think I found some coffee.
Mark- YAY!!!
Dani- O_o I think you caught what all of the Invader Zim fans have. Anyway… (she walked over to a large container full of hot brown coffee smelling liquid label "Shit")
Mark- I'm not going to drink "Shit", Dani.
Dani- I think it's coffee. I mean Kim once said the soda over here was called "Poop"
Mark- I like the names in our dimension better.
Dani- Me too. But I would rather drink Shit then have no coffee at all.
Mark- I need coffee. Just like I need air or food or porn.
Dani- Yeah me too…waitaminute…did you say porn?
Mark- (nods)
Dani- Oh, okay, I thought you said corn.
Mark- I hate corn.
Dani- I know.
Mark- (shudders)…corn
Dani- Get over it.
Mark- Bleah… okay. So, do we sit by Kim or keep to ourselves?
Dani- (takes one look at Kim) Kim doesn't seem to be in her right mind right now… I saw we keep out of the way of an obsessed fan living out her obsession.
Mark-( looks at Kim babbling on and on and on to Dib) Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
----------------------------------With Kim and Dib--------------------- ----------------------------
Dib- So your saying I live in a cartoon show.
Kim- Yeah, there's gonna be about six more episodes before you get cancelled.
Dib- ………cancelled?
Kim- Yeah, but don't worry about it. Your dimension will be here as long as people still have the episodes and remember you.
Dib- (sigh of relief) So, you know everything about me?
Kim- No. But I know a lot about you. See, the shows called "Invader Zim", so that's who the show is mainly about.
Dib- Of all the stupid things anyone could do (since we are in Zimithy land that is extremely stupid) why would anyone make a show about an alien that is trying to take over Earth?
Kim- Because it's funny.
Dib- Wait a second… this means you know all about Zim doesn't it?
Kim- ( a little uncomfortable) Yeah…
Dib- (Eyes brighten; looks hopeful) You can help me stop his rein of terror.
Kim- (looks at floor) Dib
Dib- REIN OF TERROR, KIM, REIN OF TERROR!!!
Kim- Dib, my loyalties are torn
Dib- HOW COULD YOU BE LOYAL TO AN ALIEN?!?!?!
Kim- I LOVE YOU BOTH!!!!!!
Dib-…………… umm.
Kim- Don't you see, Dib, the show doesn't have a good or bad guy.
Dib- (opened his mouth to object)
Kim- No, Dib, let me finish. The is no good or bad guy. You would go to any means to stop Zim. That makes you bad. BUT, your doing it to save mankind. Which makes you good. Zim is trying to take over Earth…that's bad. BUT Zim has orders from his leaders to do it, and he's saved it many times too.
Dib- (looks annoyed) Name two.
Kim- One time he save the world from Ultra Peepi, another time he saved Earth from being thrown into a sun.
Dib- really?
Kim- (nods)
-------------------This conversation is boring Now to ZIM-------------- --------------------------
Miraza was gazing fondly at Zim. Zim was getting annoyed.
Zim- Won't you just leave me alone? Why are you so persistent?
Miraza- Irkens are pretty persistent too.
Zim- (stands up and graves her collar) what do you know about Irk? (he hissed)
Miraza-(Looked him strait in the eyes) I know that I'm Irken (technically true)
Zim- Are you trying to take over my mission (zim hissed) if you are I swe-
Miraza- (cut him off) relax, Zim-boy, I don't want this planet.
Zim- Why are you here?
Miraza- I didn't have a choice. Anyway this is where I was rencarnated.
Zim- oh.
Three TV screens from out of nowhere came down from the celing. They split into about 20 smaller TVs and started playing.
TV- Hi, everyone, I'm the CRAZY taco man. I'm here to tell you that I will soon have all your brains and none of you can stop me!!! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The TV went blank.
Zim- …… sooo the Crazy Taco Man wants to take hold of this planet. Well, HE CAN'T HAVE IT IT'S MINE!!! MINE!!!!!!
Miraza- (gazed fondly at Zim some more)
---------------------------------------Mark and Dani------------------- ------------------------------
Mark an Dani were drinking their "Shit" on a back table.
Dani- sooo, that's what it ment by tacoy evil.
Mark- What the hell?
---------------------------------------Kim and Dib and a special apprence by Gaz----------------
Kim- Dib, Dib, DIB!!! IT'S THE TACOY EVIL!!!!!
Dib- I knew he was a brain sucking Chincillia.
Gaz- Quiet or you'll wish that I didn't have a special apprence.
Dib and Kim walked away.
Kim- Lets go see Mark and Dani.
Dib- Okay………they're not aliens too are they?
Kim- No, they're human, but they lived in my dimension with me.
Dib- Oh… okay. So why did you turn into an alien?
Kim- I always wanted to. And maybe my old body couldn't support my super power.
Dib-… super power?
Kim- Yeah. LOOK! (Kim made a exact copy of Dib)
Dib- WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU CLONE ME?!?!?
Kim- It's illusion.
Dib- Oh.
Dib and Kim walked over to Mark and Dani. They called over Miraza and Zim. Dib was mad because Zim was there. Zim was mad cause Dib was there. They seperated them and told them to go sit down. Together, Mark, Dani, Miraza, and Kim plotted ways of stopin the taco man.
Kim- Well, we could always go blow it up with Miraza's Devil powers. I could get us in by illusion.
Mark- But we don't know where he is. (he said annoyed)
Miraza- I bet we could ask the IZ cast to help us find him. Zim's got cool technology and Gir has a guidance chip.
Kim- Wait, so does Chum-chum. (Kim pulled Chum-chum out of her backpack.) (A/N: she has two)
Chum-chum- HI!!!
Kim- Chum-chum, were is Irk?
Chum-chum- Pointed up.
Kim- Where is Ms.Bitter's class room?
Chum-chum- (points at Ms.Bitters class room)
Kim- exelent. Now Chum-chum, whatever you do don't take out your guidance chip. If you do you won't get any tacos. But if you really really really really really really really really really need to take it out. Just give it to me.
Chum-chum- Yes, my master. (takes out her guidance chip and gives it to me)
Kim- thank you.
They tell Dib and Zim they are leaving the Skool to stop the Crazy Taco Man. Dib and
Zim relutantly decide to come along.
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The End of Chapter 4. REVIEW!!!!! DO IT NOW!!! NOW REVIEW!!!! Please. Okay. I'm finished confusing people…for now.
Disclaimer- If you really want to know it's the same as Ch.3.
Chapter 4 The Chapter That We All Love (can you tell I'm bad with names?)
------------------------------------------At the lunch room------------ --------------------------------
Dani- Hey, Mark, I think I found some coffee.
Mark- YAY!!!
Dani- O_o I think you caught what all of the Invader Zim fans have. Anyway… (she walked over to a large container full of hot brown coffee smelling liquid label "Shit")
Mark- I'm not going to drink "Shit", Dani.
Dani- I think it's coffee. I mean Kim once said the soda over here was called "Poop"
Mark- I like the names in our dimension better.
Dani- Me too. But I would rather drink Shit then have no coffee at all.
Mark- I need coffee. Just like I need air or food or porn.
Dani- Yeah me too…waitaminute…did you say porn?
Mark- (nods)
Dani- Oh, okay, I thought you said corn.
Mark- I hate corn.
Dani- I know.
Mark- (shudders)…corn
Dani- Get over it.
Mark- Bleah… okay. So, do we sit by Kim or keep to ourselves?
Dani- (takes one look at Kim) Kim doesn't seem to be in her right mind right now… I saw we keep out of the way of an obsessed fan living out her obsession.
Mark-( looks at Kim babbling on and on and on to Dib) Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
----------------------------------With Kim and Dib--------------------- ----------------------------
Dib- So your saying I live in a cartoon show.
Kim- Yeah, there's gonna be about six more episodes before you get cancelled.
Dib- ………cancelled?
Kim- Yeah, but don't worry about it. Your dimension will be here as long as people still have the episodes and remember you.
Dib- (sigh of relief) So, you know everything about me?
Kim- No. But I know a lot about you. See, the shows called "Invader Zim", so that's who the show is mainly about.
Dib- Of all the stupid things anyone could do (since we are in Zimithy land that is extremely stupid) why would anyone make a show about an alien that is trying to take over Earth?
Kim- Because it's funny.
Dib- Wait a second… this means you know all about Zim doesn't it?
Kim- ( a little uncomfortable) Yeah…
Dib- (Eyes brighten; looks hopeful) You can help me stop his rein of terror.
Kim- (looks at floor) Dib
Dib- REIN OF TERROR, KIM, REIN OF TERROR!!!
Kim- Dib, my loyalties are torn
Dib- HOW COULD YOU BE LOYAL TO AN ALIEN?!?!?!
Kim- I LOVE YOU BOTH!!!!!!
Dib-…………… umm.
Kim- Don't you see, Dib, the show doesn't have a good or bad guy.
Dib- (opened his mouth to object)
Kim- No, Dib, let me finish. The is no good or bad guy. You would go to any means to stop Zim. That makes you bad. BUT, your doing it to save mankind. Which makes you good. Zim is trying to take over Earth…that's bad. BUT Zim has orders from his leaders to do it, and he's saved it many times too.
Dib- (looks annoyed) Name two.
Kim- One time he save the world from Ultra Peepi, another time he saved Earth from being thrown into a sun.
Dib- really?
Kim- (nods)
-------------------This conversation is boring Now to ZIM-------------- --------------------------
Miraza was gazing fondly at Zim. Zim was getting annoyed.
Zim- Won't you just leave me alone? Why are you so persistent?
Miraza- Irkens are pretty persistent too.
Zim- (stands up and graves her collar) what do you know about Irk? (he hissed)
Miraza-(Looked him strait in the eyes) I know that I'm Irken (technically true)
Zim- Are you trying to take over my mission (zim hissed) if you are I swe-
Miraza- (cut him off) relax, Zim-boy, I don't want this planet.
Zim- Why are you here?
Miraza- I didn't have a choice. Anyway this is where I was rencarnated.
Zim- oh.
Three TV screens from out of nowhere came down from the celing. They split into about 20 smaller TVs and started playing.
TV- Hi, everyone, I'm the CRAZY taco man. I'm here to tell you that I will soon have all your brains and none of you can stop me!!! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The TV went blank.
Zim- …… sooo the Crazy Taco Man wants to take hold of this planet. Well, HE CAN'T HAVE IT IT'S MINE!!! MINE!!!!!!
Miraza- (gazed fondly at Zim some more)
---------------------------------------Mark and Dani------------------- ------------------------------
Mark an Dani were drinking their "Shit" on a back table.
Dani- sooo, that's what it ment by tacoy evil.
Mark- What the hell?
---------------------------------------Kim and Dib and a special apprence by Gaz----------------
Kim- Dib, Dib, DIB!!! IT'S THE TACOY EVIL!!!!!
Dib- I knew he was a brain sucking Chincillia.
Gaz- Quiet or you'll wish that I didn't have a special apprence.
Dib and Kim walked away.
Kim- Lets go see Mark and Dani.
Dib- Okay………they're not aliens too are they?
Kim- No, they're human, but they lived in my dimension with me.
Dib- Oh… okay. So why did you turn into an alien?
Kim- I always wanted to. And maybe my old body couldn't support my super power.
Dib-… super power?
Kim- Yeah. LOOK! (Kim made a exact copy of Dib)
Dib- WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU CLONE ME?!?!?
Kim- It's illusion.
Dib- Oh.
Dib and Kim walked over to Mark and Dani. They called over Miraza and Zim. Dib was mad because Zim was there. Zim was mad cause Dib was there. They seperated them and told them to go sit down. Together, Mark, Dani, Miraza, and Kim plotted ways of stopin the taco man.
Kim- Well, we could always go blow it up with Miraza's Devil powers. I could get us in by illusion.
Mark- But we don't know where he is. (he said annoyed)
Miraza- I bet we could ask the IZ cast to help us find him. Zim's got cool technology and Gir has a guidance chip.
Kim- Wait, so does Chum-chum. (Kim pulled Chum-chum out of her backpack.) (A/N: she has two)
Chum-chum- HI!!!
Kim- Chum-chum, were is Irk?
Chum-chum- Pointed up.
Kim- Where is Ms.Bitter's class room?
Chum-chum- (points at Ms.Bitters class room)
Kim- exelent. Now Chum-chum, whatever you do don't take out your guidance chip. If you do you won't get any tacos. But if you really really really really really really really really really need to take it out. Just give it to me.
Chum-chum- Yes, my master. (takes out her guidance chip and gives it to me)
Kim- thank you.
They tell Dib and Zim they are leaving the Skool to stop the Crazy Taco Man. Dib and
Zim relutantly decide to come along.
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The End of Chapter 4. REVIEW!!!!! DO IT NOW!!! NOW REVIEW!!!! Please. Okay. I'm finished confusing people…for now.
