Future lives of Ash and friends

author's note: This story is future of Pokemon. Ash is like about 25, Misty's 26, Brock's 30, Jesse and James are 33 and Tracey is 30. I don't own any characters or pokemon, or neither do i have a narrator because i can't afford one. I wasted my money trying to buy my GF the best birthday present. Yes, my life is boring. Now let's cut this crap and get into the damn future.

Ash's apartment.

Ash has been watching porn in the computer, while Brock and Tracey were watching a football game.

Ash: Yo Brocko, get me two slice.
Brock: Go get your own, and besides, i never eat pizza when i'm watching porn.
Tracey: I always drink lemonade when i watch it
Brock: (sick expression) You bastard, you sick pervert. You watch porn too??
Tracey: Hey, i'm desperate. Besides, my apartment is hot.
Brock: Like mine isn't??
Tracey: Ash, cut the crap and ask Misty out.
Brock: I agree, they both are Barbie and Ken.
Tracey and Brock was laughing like pigs.
Ash: first of all, we dated once, and we decided to be friends. Second, i have a hot date tonight.
Tracey: Who is it, Mel Gibson??
Brock: (sad expression) that was the most lame joke i heard, dude, your a bastard, and i will say it again, YOU ARE A BASTARD.
Tracey: Atleast i don't jerk off when i'm in a pretty girl's house.
Brock: (mad) Hey, i had to, it was coming out!
Ash: (sick) CUT THE CRAP, you guys are sick. Brock, you always have that weird problem when a pretty girl comes by and Tracey, your sick lemonade drinking bastard, you know that??
Tracey: And i'm darn proud of it!
Ash went out his apartment door to get a new clothing.

Author: Misty work in this clothing store.

Ash: Hey Mist, i need a new clothe, i have a hot date.
Misty: This is your 5th time this month, you don't get a new clothe everytime you have a date.
Ash: Hey, what can you say?? I'm rich. Hahaha
Misty: Very funny. So what kind??
Ash: Well, do you still sale that sweater i liked.
Misty: Yeah, here.
Misty grabs that sweater and hand it to Ash like if a Quarterback hands the ball to a tailback.
Ash: Ouch, it hurts. slow down, jeez.
Misty: (ignores him) Unisex (it sounds like: YOU need sex)
As Misty gets some white stuff off the clothe.
Ash: I need sex???
Misty: (laughs) No no no, U-N-I-SEX. (sounds like: You and I sex)
As Misty spelled UNI and said sex, Ash was more confuse.
Ash: Okay, if your desperate, i'm sure we could have sex at my apartment.
Misty: (puzzled expression) You sick bastard.
Ash: Hey, you said it. You said, YOU need SEX, then YOu and I Sex.
Misty think hard, and now she understood what she said
Misty: (laughs again) i'm talking about the word, unisex, u-n-i-s-e-x.
Ash now understood what she said
Ash: (sad) Oh, damn, well, next time, don't tell me this clothe is for both male and female because i ain't gonna wear no clothe that a female wears.
Misty: Oh come on, don't be a big baby.
Ash: Adios, i'm going to different place
Misty: (yells) Traitor
Ash: Whatever
as Ash gets out of the smelly place

Ash brought this girl name Jessica to a restaurant

Ash: So, what do you do for living??
Jessica: I'm a nurse.
Ash: I see.
Jessica: And you??
Ash: umm... i'm a businessman.

Author: Ash lied because he didn't want her to know he's rich. He's actually a doctor. I know, he's too young, but he got a baby Pichu out of Pikachu's um...... part. So Ash became a Pokemon master, and became a doctor. For both human and animals. Yes, if your asking, he did get a education on his major!

Jessica: I can't not believe i'm going out with a pokemon master.
Ash: (looks at her body) And i can't not believe i'm going out with a hot nurse.
Author: So the date went on, Jessica gave him a number, and Ash got a big hug and got some good feeling on his chest, because the other chest was met with his chest.

Ash was walking home

Jesse: Prepare for tr...
Ash: Oh cut the crap, i don't have pikachu right now.
James: it has been 11 years, for god's sake,give us your damn pikachu.

Author's note: Ash is 14 when he starts his first journey in japanese version, so, the japanese version is the real thing so i'm sticking with it.

Ash: Why don't ya get a life, then maybe, you could catch your own pikachu in the wild. Adios

Ash past by Team Rocket and Rocket sat on the dirty street thinking about their shitty lives.

Ash came home and found Tracey and Brock still watching the football game
Tracey: Dammit, run Williams run.
Brock: Fatboy can't even run, even a pizza delivery boy would run better than that.
Ash: Still watching the game
Tracey: Yeah, Williams can't run.
Brock: We are going to lose this bet unless Williams start pounding the damn ball.
Tracey: Maybe it was stupid for us to bet 30 bucks on the Saints.
Brock and Tracey thought about it
Brock: Nah, i still think Saints are good enough
Ash: Football, is a great sport, but i don't like it. Baseball rocks
Tracey: Why?? So you get to watch Derek Jeter's butt all the time??
Ash: (mad) I'm not a Yankee fan, and i watch the game for fun of it.
Brock: Like football is boring??
Ash: Um..yeah
Tracey: Um...no, your just a wuss.
Ash: well, i'm gonna wash up and go to bed.
Tracey: whatever

Next morning
Ash: Okay, who is the victim of spermball??
A lady was laying down
Lady: (screamed) Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, my Wat...
Ash: (rudely interrupt) Yes, it's part of the process lady
Lady grabs Ash's collar
Lady: Listen punk, if my baby is not safe, i will rip you into thousand pieces
Ash: Okay okay, spermball victim
Lady went back to screaming
Ash: My job totally sucks.

Author: So Ash got about 4 babies out, and he went home

Ash was in his boxers, watching a basketball game. When he heard a doorbell ring

Ash: Come in
Misty: Hey Ash
Ash: Hey, what brings you here?
Misty: I just came here if you want to go out with me
Ash: What? In a date
Misty: yeah
Ash: (surprised) Um...why suddenly?? Trying to make one of your friends jealous
Misty: well, i like you as a friend, but when i was organizing all the old stuff, i found stuff pictures of us and old stuffs that you gave me. And those items made me realize i still in love with you
Ash: (surprised with his jaw drop) Um.......did you just say the L-o-v-e word??
Misty: Yes i did
Ash: What are you crazy?? We have not even dated yet and you say the l-o-v-e word??
Misty: So your going out with me??
Ash: (confused expression) I personally don't know if we should ever go back. But what are you?? Desperate??
Misty: Um...no, i could attract other males easily
Ash: Then go grab one of those rod and live happily forever.
Misty: So your saying no??
Ash: Um...i don't know, i need to think about it. Then what am i gonna do with that hot date's number
Misty: Throw it out to the garbage can??
Ash: Um...i have to think about it. Let me organize my old stuff and see if i feel the same way. If i don't, then my guardian angel said no.
Misty: (mad) Are you making fun of me??
Ash: Yes i am. Have a nice day, i'm very exhausted
Misty went out of the apartment
Ash knew the answer
Ash: (whispering to himself) Yes i still love her, but don't want my heart broken again.

Author: Okay, i know it was corny story but hey, stay tune. Chapter 2 is coming up next saturday.