Future lives of Ash and his friends CH.2

author: Okay, this story is still alive despite little reviews. I ain't gonna write this crap if i get few reviews. Well, let's cut this crap and get into the damn story. This story is disgusting, so if you don't want to read it, then get out.

Ash was checking the old stuffs, it brought him some painful memories. So Ash wanted some advice from the two friends he knew if he should go out with Misty.

Ash knocked Tracey door
Ash: Yo Trace, you there??
Tracey: (yelling) Dammit, wait one minute
Tracey open his apartment door
Tracey: Hey, what ya want??
Ash: Advice
Tracey: You came to the right place then.
Ash went in. He found Tracey's computer. Ash looked at it weird. He also saw lemonade
Ash: Have you been watching porn my dear watson??
Tracey: Yeah.
Ash looks at the Lemonade
Ash: You sick bastard
Tracey: My Apartment is hot. What ya expect?? So what kind of advice do you want??
Ash: Misty ask me out, but i don't know if i should go out with her after the incident
Tracey: (Laughing) Oh come on, that was like 7 years ago. Get over it, i'm sure misty won't do it again.
Ash: I don't know, don't want the same thing happen.
Tracey: Come on my friend, go out with her. She has everything that makes a perfect wife.
Ash: (raising eyebrow) Dude, she ask me out, not to marry her
Tracey: Yeah, it would be funny if a girl ask you to marry her
Tracey was looking at more porn in his computer
Tracey: Besides, she's single, a lot of men would like to ask her out. She got the looks, personality, the body,
Ash rudely interupt
Ash: I get your point. You don't have to talk about her body
Tracey: (thinking, with saliva coming out of his mouth) Can you get me more lemonade. It's in the refrigiator
Ash: (Sick expression) Sick Bastard
Tracey: I'm damn proud of it.
Ash: anyway, i don't know if i could trust her again. I would like to go back to that unbelieveable relationship we had
Tracey: Yeah, and i remember that Christmas night when you told me you had a nice sleep with her. You said" My Sperm is in for the touchdown"
Ash: I never said that
Tracey: (laughing) Oh yes you did, you were smiling like a goofball. You were that immature 18 year old who got some for the first time
Ash: You liar, i never said" My Sperm is in for the touchdown"
Tracey: Whatever
Ash: And if my sperm was in for the touchdown, she would had been pregnant
Tracey: Hey, your sperm made it to her body. That's what it counts
Ash: (sick expression) You sick pervert, i feel like i want to throw up. Can we stop talking about it??
Tracey: (ignoring him) And that was also Misty's first time showing off her flowers
Ash: (yelling) Let's stop talking about it
Tracey: Okay okay, anyways, you should try it one more time.
Ash: What about that Jessica girl?? I liked her
Tracey: WRONG! You only liked her body
Ash: i don't know, my heart was really broken big time after the incident
author: I'm not gonna tell you what happen, i'm just gonna let ya figure it out for yourselves
Tracey: Hey, call Pizza hut and order supreme pizza. Maybe it's time for me to give you a speech
Ash: dammit

At some hot girl's house
Brock: Um...can i use your bathroom
Hot girl: Sure
Brock went inside the bathroom, locked the door. He took his thing, and jerk off.
Author: I told ya it was sick, get out if you don't want to read more!
Brock: (talking to himself) Why does this happen everytime i have a hot date with a hot girl
Brock finished whatever he was doing, and he came out and start another conversation with the so called "hot girl"

back to Tracey's house
Tracey: Like i was saying, you should forget it about it. You can't change the past, get on with your life. Stop being a baby
Ash: (Mad) I'm not a baby and you better shut your crap. I don't want to talk about this while i'm eating pizza.
Tracey: Ash, all i'm gonna say is if you don't go out with her, i will. I want to score some with that babe
Ash: How dare you?? She's like a little sister to you
Tracey: Yeah, i'm gonna ask her out so i could make your egos jealous
Ash: (Mad) You wouldn't dare?
Tracey: (smiling evilly) Yes i will if you don't
Ash is thinking hard and can't get the answer from his brains

Author: Okay, chapter 2 is over. This chapter had no story, but you wait til next week when something big is gonna happen. So long.