Disclaimer: Here I go again, sayin the stupid disclaimer… well, as all of you probably know, I don't own any of the FFs. Yes, this means I don't own Squaresoft either… if I did, then I would be mega rich and not have to beg my parents for a Playstation 2… Well, enough of the disclaimer already! I said it, didn't I?

Authors Note: this, officially is my third fanfic. The characters from Final Fantasy VIII are sending each other e-mails back and forth… however, they do end up going insane. Well enjoy the SHOW!

Final Fantasy VIII e-mail Pals



To: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com

From: squallismineandiwannabealion@ihatemyfather.timberforestowls.com

Subject: Hi SQUALLY! Miss you!

Date: October 21, who knows what the year is?

Hi Squally! It's me, Rinoa! Remember me? Oh course you DO! Yep, I am your annoying beautiful girlfriend!!! It has been soooo long since I last saw you… it was like, 10 MINUTES AGO!!!! OH MY GOSH!!! I NEED TO SEE YOU SQUALL OR I AM GONNA END UP DISTROYING THIS WHOLE GARDEN BECAUSE I WILL GO CRAZY FOR NOT SEEING YOU FOR SUCH A LONG TIME! I know, it's like, 5 a.m. in the morning and you just barely got rid of me, but I need to see you! You know why? Because you are MINE, Squall! MINE I SAY!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I just fell off my chair… I'm okay! You don't have to be worried to death about your beautiful girlfriend Squall! Well, I can't stand not seeing you any much longer! Yes, I know, you had to deal with me for the last 24 hours but I know you MISS me as much as I MISS you! So, I'll be right over! Okay? So like, don't you run away from me!!! oh, and I'm gonna make a real BIG ENTERENCE into your room, so look sharp and don't sleep. Although you probably won't check your mail at 5 a.m. in the morning though huh? Well, who cares?! I'll be right over!!! Don't sleep away from me!!!

P.S. You probably won't get the chance to sleep at all today! ^_~ But who cares when you are with your beautiful, not annoying GIRLFRIEND? Oh and I do hope you read this before I arrive… but you probably won't since my room is next to yours! Well, the closer the better right? Okay, I'll be right over. I know my e-mail was short, but I'm soo eager to see you my dear Squally!!! LOVE YA!

P.P.S. I'll give you my wonderful kisses in your room, not through the mail. It's better right? I mean, come on! You are my boyfriend! Ya Know? (I got that from Rajin. Ain't it great?) I'll be right over and give you kisses, read you a bed time story, etc. Okay, enough blabbing! I'll be right over!!!!

P.P.P.S Oh yeah! And I'll make you breakfast too! I know I am a horrible wonderful cook! You absolutely adore my cooking! That's why you hide it under your bed to save for later right? Okay… enough is enough… I'll really be over this time!!!

P.P.P.P.S I forgot to tell you… see ya in about 15 seconds! Isn't that the longest time?

-From a very happy and hyper Rinoa

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To: squallismineandiwannabealion@ihatemyfather.timberforestowls.com

From: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com

Subject: …

Date: October 21, who knows what year it is?

Rinoa… I am very thankful that I was able to get rid of you. Although it took me until 11:59 p.m. I am now able to peacefully get some sleep. The thing you definitely do not allow me to do. Before I sleep, however, I have one word to say to you my dearest: whatever. Now I bid you good night and please, do not barge into my room at 5 a.m. in the morning when I had just left you at 4:50 a.m. especially when I have an important exam that day at 6 a.m. in the morning and must get some sleep. Good Night.

PS. Please, do not cook me any more meals for it gives me serious headaches and stomach problems such as diarrhea and an "F" on an exam which costs approximately 99% of your entire grade, which determines whether you graduate or not.

PPS. Oh and please, refrain from calling me Squally from now on. My name is Squall and it embarrasses me when people laugh at me when you call me Squally. I am, supposedly, a very tough person. Please, I beg you, allow me to get some sleep for my other final exam I have tomorrow. Once again, Good Night PLEASE!

-From a very tired and depressed Squall

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Author's Note: Well, folks did you enjoy it? if you give me a lot of reviews, I'll write another chapter with the rest of the characters! So REVIEW AND REVIEW!