FF8 E-Mail Pals Chapter 3
Author's Note: Woo-HOOOO! I'm BACK! It's been a while hasn't it? I kinda lost interest in writing fanfics and almost quit. But I changed my mind! For those of you who don't like my stories, well, THOUGH IT! No one told YA TO READ IT! And I HATE YOU TOO! :b And to those of you who like my stories, I LOVE YA! And for your nice reviews, I will continue WRITING! :D I present, FF8 E-Mail Pals Chapter 3!!! R&R!
Disclaimer: Ya think I wanna SAY this? Well, I don't… So see CHAPTER 1.
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To: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com
From: iamallmightybowdownbeforemethegreatknight@ihatesquall.balamb.com
Subject: MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Date: October 23, Who knows what year it is?
Greetings, my dearest enemy Squall. I have just returned from killing Zell for blabbing my dearest, darkest, secret. I now wish to do the same to you!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You know why??? Because I AM ALL MIGHTY!!! I am the KING!!! Look at my e-mal address!!!! I AM THE ALL MIGHTY!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, THE GREAT KNIGHT!!! YESSSS!!!! ME!!! I am ALL MIGHTY! Now, Squall, don't cry! You should be grateful to be killed by someone as mighty and majestic as me!!! SEIFER!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Owwwwwww!!!! I fell of my CHAIR! Owwie!!! EVIL CHAIR! You SHALL DIE!!! How DARE you attack me?! the mighty KING? DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Yesssss!!!! In case you were wondering, I have just split the EVIL chair in half! This I wish to do you you!!! You shall DIE my dearest evil enemy SQUALL! What kinda name is SQUALL anyways??? Too bad you don't have the same majestic name as MINE!!! SEIFER! The GREATEST name in the universe! You know why it is so great??? Because I am THE ALL MIGHTY!!! EVERYTHING I AM, EVERYTHING I DO IS ALL MIGHTY, MAJESTIC, AND GREAT!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! So, Squall, are ya ready to die??? MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! After I kill you, I shall be KING!!! KING OF THE WORLD!!! Than all people shall really bow down to me!!!! Ha!!! How about that Squall? Ready to die??? Muhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I shall sneak attack you tonight at midnight!!!! This is a major secret!!! You never tell anyone when you are gonna sneak attack!!! And I have kept it a secret!!! Hahahahaha!!!! I think… I'm pretty sure I didn't tell anyone…. AHHHH!!!! Now you have confused me!!! for this, YOU SHALL DIE!!!! DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (AN: Seifer fans, don't kill me for this. I had to write about something!)
…From the all mighty king, Seifer!
To: iamallmightybowdownbeforemethegreatknight@ihatesquall.balamb.com
From: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com
Subject: Baka…
Date: October 23, Who knows what year it is?
(AN: Before you actually read Squall's letter, you need to know that Squall is kinda hyper right now. Rinoa gave him a bowl of candy for breakfast so you won't see Squall's "whatever" attitude in this e-mail. But don't worry! I assure you Squall's original attitude WILL be Back!) Yeah, yeah, yeah… whatever you say oh all mighty STUPID Seifer. Do you know why this e-mail is titled baka??? Do you even know what baka means? It's Japanese for STUPID, IDIOT, and DUMMY, the thing you definitely ARE! You told me in your last letter that you were gonna sneak attack me at midnight you idiot! It's not a sneak attack no more is it?? Well, I'll be ready for ya, oh all mighty STUPID Seifer.
-From Squall
To: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com
From: iamallmightybowdownbeforemethegreatknight@ihatesquall.balamb.com
Subject: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Date: October 23, Who knows what year it is?
Nooooooo!!! It is impossible!!! How can my perfect sneak attack plan fail!!! It is impossibleeee!!! You are stupider than me SQUALL! Ohhh no!!! it is 11:58 p.m.! NOOOOOOO MY PLAN CANNOT POSSIBLY FAIL!!! AHHHHHH!!! *Accidentally kills himself with his gunblade by panicking too much*
PS. Seifer's ghost: AHHH!! I KILLED MY SELF!!! Don't worry Squall I SHALL BE BACK!!! THE ALL MIGHT SEIFER SHALL BE BACK! AND HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY NAME?! Ummm… can someone please get me a phoenix down? Please?
…From a very dead all mighty Seifer
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AN: Like it? And please REVIEW! NO FLAMERS PLEASE! I might continue this depending on your reviews!
Author's Note: Woo-HOOOO! I'm BACK! It's been a while hasn't it? I kinda lost interest in writing fanfics and almost quit. But I changed my mind! For those of you who don't like my stories, well, THOUGH IT! No one told YA TO READ IT! And I HATE YOU TOO! :b And to those of you who like my stories, I LOVE YA! And for your nice reviews, I will continue WRITING! :D I present, FF8 E-Mail Pals Chapter 3!!! R&R!
Disclaimer: Ya think I wanna SAY this? Well, I don't… So see CHAPTER 1.
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To: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com
From: iamallmightybowdownbeforemethegreatknight@ihatesquall.balamb.com
Subject: MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Date: October 23, Who knows what year it is?
Greetings, my dearest enemy Squall. I have just returned from killing Zell for blabbing my dearest, darkest, secret. I now wish to do the same to you!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You know why??? Because I AM ALL MIGHTY!!! I am the KING!!! Look at my e-mal address!!!! I AM THE ALL MIGHTY!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, THE GREAT KNIGHT!!! YESSSS!!!! ME!!! I am ALL MIGHTY! Now, Squall, don't cry! You should be grateful to be killed by someone as mighty and majestic as me!!! SEIFER!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Owwwwwww!!!! I fell of my CHAIR! Owwie!!! EVIL CHAIR! You SHALL DIE!!! How DARE you attack me?! the mighty KING? DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Yesssss!!!! In case you were wondering, I have just split the EVIL chair in half! This I wish to do you you!!! You shall DIE my dearest evil enemy SQUALL! What kinda name is SQUALL anyways??? Too bad you don't have the same majestic name as MINE!!! SEIFER! The GREATEST name in the universe! You know why it is so great??? Because I am THE ALL MIGHTY!!! EVERYTHING I AM, EVERYTHING I DO IS ALL MIGHTY, MAJESTIC, AND GREAT!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! So, Squall, are ya ready to die??? MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! After I kill you, I shall be KING!!! KING OF THE WORLD!!! Than all people shall really bow down to me!!!! Ha!!! How about that Squall? Ready to die??? Muhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I shall sneak attack you tonight at midnight!!!! This is a major secret!!! You never tell anyone when you are gonna sneak attack!!! And I have kept it a secret!!! Hahahahaha!!!! I think… I'm pretty sure I didn't tell anyone…. AHHHH!!!! Now you have confused me!!! for this, YOU SHALL DIE!!!! DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (AN: Seifer fans, don't kill me for this. I had to write about something!)
…From the all mighty king, Seifer!
To: iamallmightybowdownbeforemethegreatknight@ihatesquall.balamb.com
From: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com
Subject: Baka…
Date: October 23, Who knows what year it is?
(AN: Before you actually read Squall's letter, you need to know that Squall is kinda hyper right now. Rinoa gave him a bowl of candy for breakfast so you won't see Squall's "whatever" attitude in this e-mail. But don't worry! I assure you Squall's original attitude WILL be Back!) Yeah, yeah, yeah… whatever you say oh all mighty STUPID Seifer. Do you know why this e-mail is titled baka??? Do you even know what baka means? It's Japanese for STUPID, IDIOT, and DUMMY, the thing you definitely ARE! You told me in your last letter that you were gonna sneak attack me at midnight you idiot! It's not a sneak attack no more is it?? Well, I'll be ready for ya, oh all mighty STUPID Seifer.
-From Squall
To: squallthelion@whatever.balamb.com
From: iamallmightybowdownbeforemethegreatknight@ihatesquall.balamb.com
Subject: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Date: October 23, Who knows what year it is?
Nooooooo!!! It is impossible!!! How can my perfect sneak attack plan fail!!! It is impossibleeee!!! You are stupider than me SQUALL! Ohhh no!!! it is 11:58 p.m.! NOOOOOOO MY PLAN CANNOT POSSIBLY FAIL!!! AHHHHHH!!! *Accidentally kills himself with his gunblade by panicking too much*
PS. Seifer's ghost: AHHH!! I KILLED MY SELF!!! Don't worry Squall I SHALL BE BACK!!! THE ALL MIGHT SEIFER SHALL BE BACK! AND HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY NAME?! Ummm… can someone please get me a phoenix down? Please?
…From a very dead all mighty Seifer
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AN: Like it? And please REVIEW! NO FLAMERS PLEASE! I might continue this depending on your reviews!
