Note from the Author: Heyo heyo heyo! It's Jelly Bean of the "Odd Peeps" (If you have no clue who they are, check out http://expage.com/theoddpeeps for some info)
Anywhoo, disclaimer time! *Clears throat* I do not own rights to any of the characters of "Osmosis Jones" Yadda yadda... Oh, but Terrick, Dripz, and Jazz belong to my friends and Jelly Bean is ME! You can not use them, nya! Now just a BIG WARNING to everyone: Heavy amounts of hyperness is present in this fic. If you get confuzzled easily, this isn't for you...

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"Ter, are you sure this is safe? To put it to 'random location' like that?" Jelly Bean da Colobus Monkey gave a look of utter confuzzlement.

Terrick, the human/fox/dragon shrugged at his team-mate's concern and continued to fiddle with the bright purple knob on the 'Transport-o-to-wherever-o-matic-thingy-thing' The strange contraption usually brought the Odd Peeps to wherever they pleased, but this time Terrick wanted something new. He turned to his friends and pushed his sunglasses down to the bridge of his muzzle. "Ladies, ladies, ladies, does the God of Muffins ever NOT know what he's doing?" He was answered by a trio of nods. He sighed "If I mess it up, I'll get you girls tickets to the next Gorillaz concert..." He was shoved aside as the three entered the transport cell. Shaking his head, he climbed inside and hit 'teleport'.

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Jazz was the first to arrive, face first. Dripz popped out of thin air next, and Jazz had to roll quickly to avoid getting a face-full of bubbles. Jelly Bean was next, her paws wrapped around Terrick's head.
"That ride was the most fun I've had in years! ^^" Dripz's high-pitched laugh broke the silence. "By the way, where ARE we?"
Jazz shook her head about and glanced upward "I dunno, but the sky is a funky red... Maybe we'll see a street performer with a saxaphone who will tell us!"
"Jazz...No more talking to saxophones in a strange country...It could be a French Horn in disguise!" Terrick waved his spork as if trying to act spooky.
Jazz removed some chapstick from her pocket and took a bite from it. "Very well then, no speaking to saxaphones. We'll walk along the road until we find a sign that says 'Welcome to Downtown-something."

Everyone nodded at the proposition and headed down the road.

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"Look! The guy in that car had blue skin! Wow..." Jelly Bean pointed to a passing car, everyone else 'ooohed' and 'ahhhed' in amazement. The colobus monkey nodded and pointed to another passing car. "Look, that guy in that car is RED!" More gasps of awe followed.
"Look! Look! I found something!" Dripz stood in front of a large road sign, waving wildly until the other three came to her.
"It says... Welcome to...Downtown Frank!" Dripz squealed happily. "Frank! This is where Osmosis Jones is!" She whirled around, her Kirby eyes shining "I finally get to beat the snot out of Drix!"

Everyone gave a yell of delight and ran off in different directions.