Chapter 3 The Completely Pointless Chapter
Bowser: Why am I just hanging around here? (brightens up) I know, I'll go to Star Haven and steal the Star Rod!
Bowser left.
Tatl: Are you really that stupid?
Link: Navi was better...
Then he squashed Tatl.
Tatl: ...urgh...
Sue the Cuccoo girl: Hi! I just can't catch that Cuccoo!!
Everyone else: No one cares.
Sue: That man on the black horse was scary!
Link picked her up and dropped her in the moat.
Sue: AAAaa a a h h...
Link(smiling): I'm pretty sure she can't swim.
Peach: I'm just standing here smiling!!!
Luigi dropped her in the moat.
Link: Now that we've got rid of the annoying people...
Romani: You forgot me, Grasshopper!! Teehee!
Link: Sorry.
Link dropped her in the moat.
Legolas: Why are we standing around talking?
Everyone else: Because there's nothing else to do.
Link: Hey! Why don't we go to Hyrule?
Zelda people: Yeah!
Aragorn: Let's go to Rivendell!
Legolas: Why do you want to go there?
Aragorn: Arwen might be there!
FOTR: Okay...
Luigi: Lets stay right here!
Everyone else: Shut up.
Link: Lets take a vote. Who wants to go to Hyrule?
Link, Zelda, Malon, and Ruto raised their hands.
Aragorn: Who wants to go to Rivendell?
Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin raised their hands.
Aragorn: Well-
Luigi: Wait! Who wants to stay here?
Luigi raised his hand, and there was a sound of crickets chirping.
Luigi tried to stomp them.
Aragorn: Right. Well, we're going to Rivendell.
Bowser: Why am I just hanging around here? (brightens up) I know, I'll go to Star Haven and steal the Star Rod!
Bowser left.
Tatl: Are you really that stupid?
Link: Navi was better...
Then he squashed Tatl.
Tatl: ...urgh...
Sue the Cuccoo girl: Hi! I just can't catch that Cuccoo!!
Everyone else: No one cares.
Sue: That man on the black horse was scary!
Link picked her up and dropped her in the moat.
Sue: AAAaa a a h h...
Link(smiling): I'm pretty sure she can't swim.
Peach: I'm just standing here smiling!!!
Luigi dropped her in the moat.
Link: Now that we've got rid of the annoying people...
Romani: You forgot me, Grasshopper!! Teehee!
Link: Sorry.
Link dropped her in the moat.
Legolas: Why are we standing around talking?
Everyone else: Because there's nothing else to do.
Link: Hey! Why don't we go to Hyrule?
Zelda people: Yeah!
Aragorn: Let's go to Rivendell!
Legolas: Why do you want to go there?
Aragorn: Arwen might be there!
FOTR: Okay...
Luigi: Lets stay right here!
Everyone else: Shut up.
Link: Lets take a vote. Who wants to go to Hyrule?
Link, Zelda, Malon, and Ruto raised their hands.
Aragorn: Who wants to go to Rivendell?
Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin raised their hands.
Aragorn: Well-
Luigi: Wait! Who wants to stay here?
Luigi raised his hand, and there was a sound of crickets chirping.
Luigi tried to stomp them.
Aragorn: Right. Well, we're going to Rivendell.
