Chapter 3 The Completely Pointless Chapter

Bowser: Why am I just hanging around here? (brightens up) I know, I'll go to Star Haven and steal the Star Rod!

Bowser left.

Tatl: Are you really that stupid?

Link: Navi was better...

Then he squashed Tatl.

Tatl: ...urgh...

Sue the Cuccoo girl: Hi! I just can't catch that Cuccoo!!

Everyone else: No one cares.

Sue: That man on the black horse was scary!

Link picked her up and dropped her in the moat.

Sue: AAAaa a a h h...

Link(smiling): I'm pretty sure she can't swim.

Peach: I'm just standing here smiling!!!

Luigi dropped her in the moat.

Link: Now that we've got rid of the annoying people...

Romani: You forgot me, Grasshopper!! Teehee!

Link: Sorry.

Link dropped her in the moat.

Legolas: Why are we standing around talking?

Everyone else: Because there's nothing else to do.

Link: Hey! Why don't we go to Hyrule?

Zelda people: Yeah!

Aragorn: Let's go to Rivendell!

Legolas: Why do you want to go there?

Aragorn: Arwen might be there!

FOTR: Okay...

Luigi: Lets stay right here!

Everyone else: Shut up.

Link: Lets take a vote. Who wants to go to Hyrule?

Link, Zelda, Malon, and Ruto raised their hands.

Aragorn: Who wants to go to Rivendell?

Aragorn, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin raised their hands.

Aragorn: Well-

Luigi: Wait! Who wants to stay here?

Luigi raised his hand, and there was a sound of crickets chirping.
Luigi tried to stomp them.

Aragorn: Right. Well, we're going to Rivendell.