Chapter 4 Rivendell
There was a magic burst of light and fairy dust and nothing happened.
Gimli: Was that supposed to happen?
Aragorn: Er...
Link: Let me do it.
Link played a weird and freaky song on his ocarina and they were magically tranported to...
Zelda: Why are we in Termina?
Link: Uh...
Legolas: You people are just so incompetant. I'LL do it.
Legolas said something in elvish. This is what it translates to.
(Legolas: Hey! Elves! Yo! We are kind of lost so if you don't mind we'd like to get to Rivendell, yo!)
Frodo: Ooooooh.
Nothing happened.
Legolas: Ummm...
Luigi: Hey! Why don't we just take that pipe over there?
Everyone else: Okay.
Legolas: But I don't want to mess up my perfect hair...
Everyone else: Shut up.
They went down a pipe and came up in one of Rivendell's toilets.
Legolas: I wonder whose room this is.
Aragorn opened the door.
Aragorn: Arwen! I...
Arwen was making out with... Mario?!
Aragorn: (crying) I... Arwen... I thought you loved me...
Aragorn sat in a corner, sobbing.
Arwen: I can explain!
Aragorn: ::sob:: And now you've sunk to fat Nintendo characters...
Luigi: Hey!
Legolas: Let's get her!
Gimli: Yeah!
Mario: Wait just-
Gimli: Let's get him instead!
Legolas: Yeah!
Mario: Uh... Gotta go.
Legolas: Not so fast, butterbrain! Not until you tell us why you were making out with Arwen!
Mario: (confused) Because she's... pretty?
Gimli: Arwen! Why did you let Mario make out with you?
Arwen collapsed under all the pressure.
Arwen: Because... because... ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Legolas: Okay... geez... touchy touchy...
Aragorn: Just don't make out with Mario anymore!
Arwen: I won't!
Aragorn and Arwen started making out.
Mario: Hey!
Legolas and Luigi dropped him down a mountain.
Mario: AAAAAAHHH h h h h...
Aragorn and Arwen were still making out.
Gimli: Maybe we should give them some privacy.
Luigi: (who had been watching closely) I think their lips have fused together.
Link: Come on. We're going to Hyrule
There was a magic burst of light and fairy dust and nothing happened.
Gimli: Was that supposed to happen?
Aragorn: Er...
Link: Let me do it.
Link played a weird and freaky song on his ocarina and they were magically tranported to...
Zelda: Why are we in Termina?
Link: Uh...
Legolas: You people are just so incompetant. I'LL do it.
Legolas said something in elvish. This is what it translates to.
(Legolas: Hey! Elves! Yo! We are kind of lost so if you don't mind we'd like to get to Rivendell, yo!)
Frodo: Ooooooh.
Nothing happened.
Legolas: Ummm...
Luigi: Hey! Why don't we just take that pipe over there?
Everyone else: Okay.
Legolas: But I don't want to mess up my perfect hair...
Everyone else: Shut up.
They went down a pipe and came up in one of Rivendell's toilets.
Legolas: I wonder whose room this is.
Aragorn opened the door.
Aragorn: Arwen! I...
Arwen was making out with... Mario?!
Aragorn: (crying) I... Arwen... I thought you loved me...
Aragorn sat in a corner, sobbing.
Arwen: I can explain!
Aragorn: ::sob:: And now you've sunk to fat Nintendo characters...
Luigi: Hey!
Legolas: Let's get her!
Gimli: Yeah!
Mario: Wait just-
Gimli: Let's get him instead!
Legolas: Yeah!
Mario: Uh... Gotta go.
Legolas: Not so fast, butterbrain! Not until you tell us why you were making out with Arwen!
Mario: (confused) Because she's... pretty?
Gimli: Arwen! Why did you let Mario make out with you?
Arwen collapsed under all the pressure.
Arwen: Because... because... ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Legolas: Okay... geez... touchy touchy...
Aragorn: Just don't make out with Mario anymore!
Arwen: I won't!
Aragorn and Arwen started making out.
Mario: Hey!
Legolas and Luigi dropped him down a mountain.
Mario: AAAAAAHHH h h h h...
Aragorn and Arwen were still making out.
Gimli: Maybe we should give them some privacy.
Luigi: (who had been watching closely) I think their lips have fused together.
Link: Come on. We're going to Hyrule
