Chapter 4 Rivendell

There was a magic burst of light and fairy dust and nothing happened.

Gimli: Was that supposed to happen?

Aragorn: Er...

Link: Let me do it.

Link played a weird and freaky song on his ocarina and they were magically tranported to...

Zelda: Why are we in Termina?

Link: Uh...

Legolas: You people are just so incompetant. I'LL do it.

Legolas said something in elvish. This is what it translates to.

(Legolas: Hey! Elves! Yo! We are kind of lost so if you don't mind we'd like to get to Rivendell, yo!)

Frodo: Ooooooh.

Nothing happened.

Legolas: Ummm...

Luigi: Hey! Why don't we just take that pipe over there?

Everyone else: Okay.

Legolas: But I don't want to mess up my perfect hair...

Everyone else: Shut up.

They went down a pipe and came up in one of Rivendell's toilets.

Legolas: I wonder whose room this is.

Aragorn opened the door.

Aragorn: Arwen! I...

Arwen was making out with... Mario?!

Aragorn: (crying) I... Arwen... I thought you loved me...

Aragorn sat in a corner, sobbing.

Arwen: I can explain!

Aragorn: ::sob:: And now you've sunk to fat Nintendo characters...

Luigi: Hey!

Legolas: Let's get her!

Gimli: Yeah!

Mario: Wait just-

Gimli: Let's get him instead!

Legolas: Yeah!

Mario: Uh... Gotta go.

Legolas: Not so fast, butterbrain! Not until you tell us why you were making out with Arwen!

Mario: (confused) Because she's... pretty?

Gimli: Arwen! Why did you let Mario make out with you?

Arwen collapsed under all the pressure.

Arwen: Because... because... ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Legolas: Okay... geez... touchy touchy...

Aragorn: Just don't make out with Mario anymore!

Arwen: I won't!

Aragorn and Arwen started making out.

Mario: Hey!

Legolas and Luigi dropped him down a mountain.

Mario: AAAAAAHHH h h h h...

Aragorn and Arwen were still making out.

Gimli: Maybe we should give them some privacy.

Luigi: (who had been watching closely) I think their lips have fused together.

Link: Come on. We're going to Hyrule