Chapter 5 Hyrule
Link played the Prelude of Light and they were magically transported to the Temple of Time.
Frodo: Ooooh.
Boromir: This looks like my church...
Gandalf: This looks like my house...
Link: Let's go to Zelda's castle.
Zelda: Excuse me? Shouldn't I invite you to my castle?
Link: Whatever.
Malon: I don't want to go to the castle. It's boring.
Zelda: Compared to the exhilirating life on a farm?
Malon: It's a ranch.
Link: Let's go to Kokiri Forest.
Boromir: Anyone have any idea what they're talking about?
FOTR: No.
Link: We're going to Kokiri Forest.
They went to Kokiri Forest.
Kokiri people: AAAAHHH! Aliens!
Link: Hey, everybody!
Kokiri people: Who's that?
Saria: That's Link you dimwits.
Kokiri people: Oh.
Legolas: Why did we come here?
Gimli: Because Link wanted to.
Legolas: Remind me who Link is.
Gimli: He's the one that looks like you.
Legolas and Link: He does NOT look like me!
Saria: You people are so stupid.
Zelda: At least I'm not agonizing over a life that will never be!
Everyone else: Huh?
Link: Hey Saria want to come with us?
Saria: Not really.
Malon: Didn't you die?
Saria: Ask Gandalf.
Everyone else: Well, Gandalf?
Gandalf: The soul is an incarnate of your life force and blah blah BLAH blahblahblah...
Two hours later
Gandalf: Thats why Saria isn't dead.
Everyone else: Snore... huh?
Link: Let's go to Death Mountain.
Everyone else: Let's not.
Link: How about Zora's Domain.
Everyone else: No.
Link: Lake Hylia?
Everyone else: SHUT UP!
Zelda: How about we sit around in Hyrule Field and talk?
Everyone else but Link: Okay!
Link: How come no one likes my ideas?
Everyone else: Because they're stupid!
They went and sat in Hyrule Field.
Legolas: Why is the grass changing colors?
Link: That means it's almost night.
FOTR: Oh.
A wolf howled.
Link: That means it is now officially night.
Frodo: Ooooh.
Zelda: Why do you say ooooh so much?
Frodo: Because I'm trying to ignore visions of me conquering the world.
Zelda people: Oh.
Ruto: Has anyone noticed that I have said only one thing this entire story?
Merry: You just said Oh.
Ruto: That dosen't count.
Malon: Ruto, no one cares how many lines you have.
Ruto: Who asked you, farm girl?
Malon: (as Link and Zelda hold her back) Let me at her!
Everyone else: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Malon: IT'S A RANCH!
Everyone else dropped Malon and Ruto into Lake Hylia.
Ruto: You stupid idiots! I'm a FISH!
Malon: Glug
Everyone else dropped Ruto into the Fire Temple.
Legolas: I hate this story.
Gimli: It's stupid and pointless.
Link: It sucks!
Everyone: Yeah!
Luigi: It will never end!
Everyone: AAARRRRGHGHGHG!
Boromir: Where should we go now?
Link: Let's go to Termina.
Everyone else: Well, there's nothing else to do.
They went to Termina.
Link played the Prelude of Light and they were magically transported to the Temple of Time.
Frodo: Ooooh.
Boromir: This looks like my church...
Gandalf: This looks like my house...
Link: Let's go to Zelda's castle.
Zelda: Excuse me? Shouldn't I invite you to my castle?
Link: Whatever.
Malon: I don't want to go to the castle. It's boring.
Zelda: Compared to the exhilirating life on a farm?
Malon: It's a ranch.
Link: Let's go to Kokiri Forest.
Boromir: Anyone have any idea what they're talking about?
FOTR: No.
Link: We're going to Kokiri Forest.
They went to Kokiri Forest.
Kokiri people: AAAAHHH! Aliens!
Link: Hey, everybody!
Kokiri people: Who's that?
Saria: That's Link you dimwits.
Kokiri people: Oh.
Legolas: Why did we come here?
Gimli: Because Link wanted to.
Legolas: Remind me who Link is.
Gimli: He's the one that looks like you.
Legolas and Link: He does NOT look like me!
Saria: You people are so stupid.
Zelda: At least I'm not agonizing over a life that will never be!
Everyone else: Huh?
Link: Hey Saria want to come with us?
Saria: Not really.
Malon: Didn't you die?
Saria: Ask Gandalf.
Everyone else: Well, Gandalf?
Gandalf: The soul is an incarnate of your life force and blah blah BLAH blahblahblah...
Two hours later
Gandalf: Thats why Saria isn't dead.
Everyone else: Snore... huh?
Link: Let's go to Death Mountain.
Everyone else: Let's not.
Link: How about Zora's Domain.
Everyone else: No.
Link: Lake Hylia?
Everyone else: SHUT UP!
Zelda: How about we sit around in Hyrule Field and talk?
Everyone else but Link: Okay!
Link: How come no one likes my ideas?
Everyone else: Because they're stupid!
They went and sat in Hyrule Field.
Legolas: Why is the grass changing colors?
Link: That means it's almost night.
FOTR: Oh.
A wolf howled.
Link: That means it is now officially night.
Frodo: Ooooh.
Zelda: Why do you say ooooh so much?
Frodo: Because I'm trying to ignore visions of me conquering the world.
Zelda people: Oh.
Ruto: Has anyone noticed that I have said only one thing this entire story?
Merry: You just said Oh.
Ruto: That dosen't count.
Malon: Ruto, no one cares how many lines you have.
Ruto: Who asked you, farm girl?
Malon: (as Link and Zelda hold her back) Let me at her!
Everyone else: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Malon: IT'S A RANCH!
Everyone else dropped Malon and Ruto into Lake Hylia.
Ruto: You stupid idiots! I'm a FISH!
Malon: Glug
Everyone else dropped Ruto into the Fire Temple.
Legolas: I hate this story.
Gimli: It's stupid and pointless.
Link: It sucks!
Everyone: Yeah!
Luigi: It will never end!
Everyone: AAARRRRGHGHGHG!
Boromir: Where should we go now?
Link: Let's go to Termina.
Everyone else: Well, there's nothing else to do.
They went to Termina.
