Chapter 5 Hyrule

Link played the Prelude of Light and they were magically transported to the Temple of Time.

Frodo: Ooooh.

Boromir: This looks like my church...

Gandalf: This looks like my house...

Link: Let's go to Zelda's castle.

Zelda: Excuse me? Shouldn't I invite you to my castle?

Link: Whatever.

Malon: I don't want to go to the castle. It's boring.

Zelda: Compared to the exhilirating life on a farm?

Malon: It's a ranch.

Link: Let's go to Kokiri Forest.

Boromir: Anyone have any idea what they're talking about?

FOTR: No.

Link: We're going to Kokiri Forest.

They went to Kokiri Forest.

Kokiri people: AAAAHHH! Aliens!

Link: Hey, everybody!

Kokiri people: Who's that?

Saria: That's Link you dimwits.

Kokiri people: Oh.

Legolas: Why did we come here?

Gimli: Because Link wanted to.

Legolas: Remind me who Link is.

Gimli: He's the one that looks like you.

Legolas and Link: He does NOT look like me!

Saria: You people are so stupid.

Zelda: At least I'm not agonizing over a life that will never be!

Everyone else: Huh?

Link: Hey Saria want to come with us?

Saria: Not really.

Malon: Didn't you die?

Saria: Ask Gandalf.

Everyone else: Well, Gandalf?

Gandalf: The soul is an incarnate of your life force and blah blah BLAH blahblahblah...

Two hours later

Gandalf: Thats why Saria isn't dead.

Everyone else: Snore... huh?

Link: Let's go to Death Mountain.

Everyone else: Let's not.

Link: How about Zora's Domain.

Everyone else: No.

Link: Lake Hylia?

Everyone else: SHUT UP!

Zelda: How about we sit around in Hyrule Field and talk?

Everyone else but Link: Okay!

Link: How come no one likes my ideas?

Everyone else: Because they're stupid!

They went and sat in Hyrule Field.

Legolas: Why is the grass changing colors?

Link: That means it's almost night.

FOTR: Oh.

A wolf howled.

Link: That means it is now officially night.

Frodo: Ooooh.

Zelda: Why do you say ooooh so much?

Frodo: Because I'm trying to ignore visions of me conquering the world.

Zelda people: Oh.

Ruto: Has anyone noticed that I have said only one thing this entire story?

Merry: You just said Oh.

Ruto: That dosen't count.

Malon: Ruto, no one cares how many lines you have.

Ruto: Who asked you, farm girl?

Malon: (as Link and Zelda hold her back) Let me at her!

Everyone else: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Malon: IT'S A RANCH!

Everyone else dropped Malon and Ruto into Lake Hylia.

Ruto: You stupid idiots! I'm a FISH!

Malon: Glug

Everyone else dropped Ruto into the Fire Temple.

Legolas: I hate this story.

Gimli: It's stupid and pointless.

Link: It sucks!

Everyone: Yeah!

Luigi: It will never end!

Everyone: AAARRRRGHGHGHG!

Boromir: Where should we go now?

Link: Let's go to Termina.

Everyone else: Well, there's nothing else to do.

They went to Termina.