Chapter 6 Termina

Boromir: Okay, we're in Termina. Now what are we going to do?

Link: We could visit the ranch.

Everyone else: Our lives have come to this...

They went to Romani Ranch.

Romani: He-

Merry: Didn't you die?

Romani: (glares at him) I was SAYING help!

Gimli: Why?

Romani: Because the aliens that come every year are going to attack tonight!

Legolas: How do you know? Did they tell you?

Gimli: And if they come every year, how come you aren't abducted?

Romani: Uhhh...

Pippin: Did they name the ranch after you?

Romani: Uh... thats right they named the RANCH after ME. Right.

Merry: Cool!

Gandalf: I, Gandalf the Really Really Awesome, will rid you of these aliens!

Romani: Okay!! And I'll call you Old Geezer because you look like one!! Now lets do archery practice so you can shoot the aliens!!

Legolas: Archery practice?

Gimli: Oh no...

Legolas: I could teach you a thing or two about archery!

Boromir: Please...

Legolas: Why, at archery, I'm the best!!

Frodo: argh argh no...

Legolas: I could shoot those aliens blindfolded!

Everyone else: Shut up!

Legolas: What?

Suddenly, the aliens came down and abducted the cows, Romani, and Legolas.

But Legolas came back because I would get serious flames if Legolas left.

Boromir: What do we do now?

Merry: Eat!

Pippin: I'm hungry!

Everyone else: Shut up!

Sam: Lets go to Mordor!

Everyone else: Okay...

Frodo: Why the freak do you want to go there?

Sam: Oh I just kinda liked it.

Everyone else: OOOOkay.......

Link: Well, we might as well go.

They went to Mordor.