Chapter 6 Termina
Boromir: Okay, we're in Termina. Now what are we going to do?
Link: We could visit the ranch.
Everyone else: Our lives have come to this...
They went to Romani Ranch.
Romani: He-
Merry: Didn't you die?
Romani: (glares at him) I was SAYING help!
Gimli: Why?
Romani: Because the aliens that come every year are going to attack tonight!
Legolas: How do you know? Did they tell you?
Gimli: And if they come every year, how come you aren't abducted?
Romani: Uhhh...
Pippin: Did they name the ranch after you?
Romani: Uh... thats right they named the RANCH after ME. Right.
Merry: Cool!
Gandalf: I, Gandalf the Really Really Awesome, will rid you of these aliens!
Romani: Okay!! And I'll call you Old Geezer because you look like one!! Now lets do archery practice so you can shoot the aliens!!
Legolas: Archery practice?
Gimli: Oh no...
Legolas: I could teach you a thing or two about archery!
Boromir: Please...
Legolas: Why, at archery, I'm the best!!
Frodo: argh argh no...
Legolas: I could shoot those aliens blindfolded!
Everyone else: Shut up!
Legolas: What?
Suddenly, the aliens came down and abducted the cows, Romani, and Legolas.
But Legolas came back because I would get serious flames if Legolas left.
Boromir: What do we do now?
Merry: Eat!
Pippin: I'm hungry!
Everyone else: Shut up!
Sam: Lets go to Mordor!
Everyone else: Okay...
Frodo: Why the freak do you want to go there?
Sam: Oh I just kinda liked it.
Everyone else: OOOOkay.......
Link: Well, we might as well go.
They went to Mordor.
Boromir: Okay, we're in Termina. Now what are we going to do?
Link: We could visit the ranch.
Everyone else: Our lives have come to this...
They went to Romani Ranch.
Romani: He-
Merry: Didn't you die?
Romani: (glares at him) I was SAYING help!
Gimli: Why?
Romani: Because the aliens that come every year are going to attack tonight!
Legolas: How do you know? Did they tell you?
Gimli: And if they come every year, how come you aren't abducted?
Romani: Uhhh...
Pippin: Did they name the ranch after you?
Romani: Uh... thats right they named the RANCH after ME. Right.
Merry: Cool!
Gandalf: I, Gandalf the Really Really Awesome, will rid you of these aliens!
Romani: Okay!! And I'll call you Old Geezer because you look like one!! Now lets do archery practice so you can shoot the aliens!!
Legolas: Archery practice?
Gimli: Oh no...
Legolas: I could teach you a thing or two about archery!
Boromir: Please...
Legolas: Why, at archery, I'm the best!!
Frodo: argh argh no...
Legolas: I could shoot those aliens blindfolded!
Everyone else: Shut up!
Legolas: What?
Suddenly, the aliens came down and abducted the cows, Romani, and Legolas.
But Legolas came back because I would get serious flames if Legolas left.
Boromir: What do we do now?
Merry: Eat!
Pippin: I'm hungry!
Everyone else: Shut up!
Sam: Lets go to Mordor!
Everyone else: Okay...
Frodo: Why the freak do you want to go there?
Sam: Oh I just kinda liked it.
Everyone else: OOOOkay.......
Link: Well, we might as well go.
They went to Mordor.
