Chapter One
" Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Lita and Lizzy, Matt and Jeff Hardy, The Hardy Boys! "
The sold out arena rumbled as the animate devotees praised this incredible team. This packed crowd was going crazy over those four high flying friends.
" And their opponents, Edge and Christian! "
Edge and Christian walked out onto the stage with microphones in their hands.
" You know, Christian, we totally Reak of Awesomeness. "
" You are so right Edge. Those four in the middle of the ring are nuthin' but Reakazoids! "
" We are so totally gonna kick their asses right now, right Christian? "
" Yeah! " The spontaneous duo laughed and slapped each other high fives. They then hurried to the ring and were met with right hand punches from those damn Hardy Boys. The two illegal men, Matt and Christian, stepped out of the ring.
" So it's Jeff Hardy and Edge starting off SmackDown! " Michael Cole said. He and Tazz were
the commentators for the hit show on UPN, SmackDown.
" You know Coleslaw, this Jeff Hardy is looking good right now even though the purple hair
isn't. I mean, he's a great competitor. "
Jeff whips Edge into the ropes. He throws punches left and right. Edge blocks the punch
and fights back. He runs Jeff into the ropes and nails him with a clothesline. Edge tags in
Christian. Christian picks Jeff up by the head and pounds on him.
" Look at Christian go! You know, these tag teams are just incredible. No pun intended. "
" Yeah, I know. "
" They are so unpredictable and OH! JEFF JUST DID A TORNADO DDT ON CHRISTIAN! "
" Both men are down. You see Lita and Lizzy on the outside. Boy, they are looking hot! "
" Come on Jeff! " Lizzy screamed.
" Get up! " Lita blared, pounding on the mat. Jeff jumped up and tagged in his brother, Matt.
Matt came in with a bang. He grabbed Edge and Edge did a low blow. Lita came in and put the Hurricanrana on him. He lay in the middle of the ring. Lizzy came on the top rope and performed a moonsault. Lita pulled Matt over Edge while the referee was distracted. She got his attention.
" JEFF WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO CHRISTIAN! "
" Wait a minute Coleslaw! Look in the ring! 1..2..3! "
" And the Hardys steal one over on Edge and Christian!! "
" Your new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, The Hardy Boys! " The ring announcer, Lillian Garcia, howled into the mic. The referee raised their hands in victory. Lizzy and Lita came in the ring and congratulated their partners. The four put their hands in the middle and did their trademark Team Extreme ritual. Edge and Christian stumbled up the ramp looking enviously at Team Extreme standing in the middle of the ring. Then, the cameras went to a commercial break. Justin Timberlake smiled at the TV. That was his girlfriend he just saw. Lizzy Sanchez. She was the most beautiful woman in the world to him even though he was twenty and she was 19. The thing that made him nervous about her wrestling was the men. She worked with these big guys and traveled around the world. They always wore those little Speedos and the one guy that had him most afraid was Jeff Hardy. They had to work together a lot. He even heard that her boss might make it a storyline that they start to date. This means that they would have to kiss each other.
" Guys, that was awesome! " Lizzy squealed backstage. They were in the gorilla position which is slang for the backstage area. She ran up to Adam, Jay, Matt, and Jeff. " and great job with that hurricanrana, Aims. "
" Thanks Liz. " they replied.
" Oh, that reminds me. I have go call Justin! "
" Go call mop head. "Jeff teased.
" Shut up! Bye guys. " Lizzy rushed off to the girls' locker room to call her boyfriend.
**Later**
" Hello? "
" Hey baby. "
" Hey Liz. "
" I just finished my match. Did you see it? "
" Yeah, I did. "
" What'd ya think? "
" It was amazing. "
" You know, I've missed you. "
" I missed you to. I get three days off next week. Where will you be? "
" I think Las Vegas. Let me check. " Lizzy put her hand over the speaking end of the phone and called out to Joanie who was currently watching the rest of the show. " Joanie, aren't we going to Vegas next week? "
" Yeah! "
" Okay, thanks. "
" No prob! "
" Anyway, Justin, I'll see you then. "
" Okay, bye. "
" Bye. "
The dial tone on the other end of the line signaled Justin to hang up. He let out a sign and got up from his seat on the couch in his hotel room.
" Making their way to the ring being accompanied by Lita and Lizzy, Matt and Jeff Hardy, The Hardy Boys! "
The sold out arena rumbled as the animate devotees praised this incredible team. This packed crowd was going crazy over those four high flying friends.
" And their opponents, Edge and Christian! "
Edge and Christian walked out onto the stage with microphones in their hands.
" You know, Christian, we totally Reak of Awesomeness. "
" You are so right Edge. Those four in the middle of the ring are nuthin' but Reakazoids! "
" We are so totally gonna kick their asses right now, right Christian? "
" Yeah! " The spontaneous duo laughed and slapped each other high fives. They then hurried to the ring and were met with right hand punches from those damn Hardy Boys. The two illegal men, Matt and Christian, stepped out of the ring.
" So it's Jeff Hardy and Edge starting off SmackDown! " Michael Cole said. He and Tazz were
the commentators for the hit show on UPN, SmackDown.
" You know Coleslaw, this Jeff Hardy is looking good right now even though the purple hair
isn't. I mean, he's a great competitor. "
Jeff whips Edge into the ropes. He throws punches left and right. Edge blocks the punch
and fights back. He runs Jeff into the ropes and nails him with a clothesline. Edge tags in
Christian. Christian picks Jeff up by the head and pounds on him.
" Look at Christian go! You know, these tag teams are just incredible. No pun intended. "
" Yeah, I know. "
" They are so unpredictable and OH! JEFF JUST DID A TORNADO DDT ON CHRISTIAN! "
" Both men are down. You see Lita and Lizzy on the outside. Boy, they are looking hot! "
" Come on Jeff! " Lizzy screamed.
" Get up! " Lita blared, pounding on the mat. Jeff jumped up and tagged in his brother, Matt.
Matt came in with a bang. He grabbed Edge and Edge did a low blow. Lita came in and put the Hurricanrana on him. He lay in the middle of the ring. Lizzy came on the top rope and performed a moonsault. Lita pulled Matt over Edge while the referee was distracted. She got his attention.
" JEFF WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO CHRISTIAN! "
" Wait a minute Coleslaw! Look in the ring! 1..2..3! "
" And the Hardys steal one over on Edge and Christian!! "
" Your new World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, The Hardy Boys! " The ring announcer, Lillian Garcia, howled into the mic. The referee raised their hands in victory. Lizzy and Lita came in the ring and congratulated their partners. The four put their hands in the middle and did their trademark Team Extreme ritual. Edge and Christian stumbled up the ramp looking enviously at Team Extreme standing in the middle of the ring. Then, the cameras went to a commercial break. Justin Timberlake smiled at the TV. That was his girlfriend he just saw. Lizzy Sanchez. She was the most beautiful woman in the world to him even though he was twenty and she was 19. The thing that made him nervous about her wrestling was the men. She worked with these big guys and traveled around the world. They always wore those little Speedos and the one guy that had him most afraid was Jeff Hardy. They had to work together a lot. He even heard that her boss might make it a storyline that they start to date. This means that they would have to kiss each other.
" Guys, that was awesome! " Lizzy squealed backstage. They were in the gorilla position which is slang for the backstage area. She ran up to Adam, Jay, Matt, and Jeff. " and great job with that hurricanrana, Aims. "
" Thanks Liz. " they replied.
" Oh, that reminds me. I have go call Justin! "
" Go call mop head. "Jeff teased.
" Shut up! Bye guys. " Lizzy rushed off to the girls' locker room to call her boyfriend.
**Later**
" Hello? "
" Hey baby. "
" Hey Liz. "
" I just finished my match. Did you see it? "
" Yeah, I did. "
" What'd ya think? "
" It was amazing. "
" You know, I've missed you. "
" I missed you to. I get three days off next week. Where will you be? "
" I think Las Vegas. Let me check. " Lizzy put her hand over the speaking end of the phone and called out to Joanie who was currently watching the rest of the show. " Joanie, aren't we going to Vegas next week? "
" Yeah! "
" Okay, thanks. "
" No prob! "
" Anyway, Justin, I'll see you then. "
" Okay, bye. "
" Bye. "
The dial tone on the other end of the line signaled Justin to hang up. He let out a sign and got up from his seat on the couch in his hotel room.
