Chapt 2- The Sorting Ceremony, or is it..
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Soon after they got to Hogwarts, they headed for the Great Hall. The Sorting Ceremony then began. Professor McGonagall placed the hat on the normal stool, and it beging to sing:

"Gryffindors are the best,
They're courageous, they don't rest,
Hufflepuffs are really nice,
Slytherins will will pay their price,"
(At this Slytherins began to scowl..)
"Ravenclaws are really smart,
Wish Slytherins had a heart,
Let's start this ceremony,
Albus Dumbledore looks like balony,"
(The Weasley twins had a grin a mile long on their faces..)
"By the way I'm not yet done,
McGonagall should have some fun,
Look at Snape's old Greasy hair,
Come on everybody look and snare,
Look at Flitwick's little body,
it's a wonder he can potty,
Dumbledore has no I.Q.,
He walks around going 'doo, doo, doo,'
Hope you enjoyed my little song,
because I tell you I'm not wrong!"

Everybody stared blankly at the sorting hat, besides Slytherins who scowled. Harry noticed, out of the croner of his eye, that the Weasley twins were winking at each other and exchanging odd grins.

The teachers then got up and walked to talked to Dumbledore, the Hogwarts headmaster.

Dumbledore stood up, "I am sorry to all those who were insulted by the Sorting Hat, I do not know what has happened, but we must all continue with the sorting ceremony."

After the sorting ceremony, all the wonderful food appeared like candied yams, turkey, chicken, potatoes, beans of all sort, cake, lemon drops, macaroni and cheese, steak, and much more.

After that, Harry went to his Common Room. He was so tired that he immediatly went to sleep..