A/N: Right!! Another pointless fic. this one even i can hardly stand... so enjoy!
Disclaimer: character to Tamora Pierce. The pointless stuff to me, as usual. *geez, this is probably the only normal thing that has anything to do with me!*
Pointless Sneezing
Jon and George are sitting in a room. Alanna walks in with a pot of flowers.
Jon starts sneezing.
George thought Jon was flirting with Alanna and decided to have a contest with him so he started sneezing too.
Alanna didn't want to be the odd one out so she started sneezing too.
that's how three people in a room got to the state where they all couldn't stop sneezing.
~~~~~~~~~~~they kept on sneezing for 3 hours ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thayet, Numair and Daine walked into the room and saw the three people sneezing.
Numair thought they were having a game so he sneezed too.
Daine thought Numair was trying to copy them so she decided to copy them too, but she had never sneezed in her life before so she didn't know how to sneeze properly and it came out like this: "Achoo!!"
Thayet thought this was the latest fashion so she decided to modify it abit to make her fashion, "Achoo achoo!!!!"
Jon thought it was a secret code developed between them so he sneezed, "Achoo achoo achoo!"
George decided to follow the pattern and sneezed, "achoo achoo achoo achoo!"
Numair thought he understood what was going on so he sneezed "Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo!"
So Alanna caught on too.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo!!"
And it continued...
"Achoo achoo achoo!" sneezed Jon
"Achoo!" sneezed Daine
"Achoo achoo achoo!" answered/sneezed Jon.
"Achoo achoo?" sneezed Thayet.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo!" sneezed Daine.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo!" sneezed Alanna.
"Achoo achoo achoo!" sneezed Jon.
"Achoo!" sneezed Daine.
That's how six people in a room got to the state where they all couldn't stop sneezing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~they kept on sneezing for 10 hours ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neal and Cleon walked in, and saw everyone sneezing. "What's wrong?"
"Achoo?"/"Achoo achoo?"/"Achoo achoo achoo?"/"Achoo achoo achoo achoo?"/"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo?"/"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo?" everyone sneezed at once.
"Huh??" said Neal.
Cleon got what was going on and answered, "Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo!"
Everyone nodded, along with a few "Achoo!" and "Achoo achoo achoo!"s.
Neal finally 'understood'. "Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo?"
"Achoo achoo!" nodded/sneezed Thayet furiously.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo..."said Numair
"Achoo!" said Daine.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo!" Numair shook his head.
"Achoo achoo achoo?" guessed Jon.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo!" nodded Numair happily
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo!!!" George sneezed angrily
"Achoo achoo achoo!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jon sneezed (angrily).
"ACHOO!" Daine sneezed more angrily.
"ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO!!!!!!!!!!" sneezed Alanna even more angrily.
"ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO!!!"/"ACHOO!"/"ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO!!!" George, Daine and Jon sneezed back together even MORE angrily.
"Achoo achoo!" cut in Thayet.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo." sneezed Cleon.
"Achoo achoo?" asked a very confused Thayet.
"Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo..." answered Cleon.
"Achoo achoo..." nodded Thayet in understanding.
That's how eight people in a room got to the state where they all couldn't stop sneezing, and they sneezed happily ever after.
A/N: done! *wipes away a tear* finally finished! oh joy! anyway, don't forget to review!
