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A/N: Tittle says it all!
Chapter 2 of Guilty Pleasures...
A Tool of Greed
Night soon turned to day and Bulma was in her lab working hard as usual while a certain saiya-jin was "working" hard in the Gravity Chamber.
In Bulma's Lab...........
"Success!"
Bulma screamed with Joy.
"Finally I did it. I made a remote to control time. I can go into the future and I can go into the past, and best of all I can freeze time! I could actually sleep for as long as I want or I can do whatever I want. This is for my use only. No one will know about it except for me....."
* Ring *
"Alright I'm coming!"
Bulma ran to the phone and began to chat with her father on new inventions to look into.
In the Gravity Chamber...............
"4998... Blasted Woman!.....4999..... Wench.....5000....BITCH!"
Vegeta cursed to himself as he finished his set of 5000 situps.
"How dare she insult me. That ignorent excuse for a being. I'll blast her!"
Vegeta continued to train, but all he thought of was Bulma, her invitation, everything about her that stopped him from killing her.
* Did the woman actually mean what she said by the invitation? Nah! * Vegeta thought.
Vegeta continued to ponder on Bulma's actions the night before.
*Perhaps the woman is good for something afterall. Besides, there are other things I'd like to accomplish as well as become a super saiya-jin. Losing my virginity can be one of them. But that is a small thing, what I NEED to focus on is becoming a super saiya-jin..... But... I need to acomplish something. Anything! Maybe the woman has the offer still open?*
Vegeta pondered for a while longer then turned the Gravity Chamber off and proceeded to Bulma's lab.
"Yes Daddy I know, I know......Ok....You to.... Good Bye"
Bulma got off the phone and went back to examining her new invention. Little did she know that Vegeta was watching her. Vegeta stepped out of the shadows and advanced on her from behind. Bulma continued to examine the object. Vegeta licked his lips and prepared himself. When suddenly...........
* Ring *
"Damn, who is it now?" Bulma asked.
* Shit * Vegeta ursed to himself.
Vegeta was about to levitate back to the shadows of Bulma's lab when he spotted her invention.
* Mmmm.. I'll make her pay for her words to the Prince! * Vegeta thought to himself.
Vegeta snatched the remote and sneaked out of Bulma's lab.
"Ok.... I will.... whatever.... Good bye."
Bulma slammed the phone back down on it's cradle and went back to the table.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...... where the hell is Vegeta?"
* I bet he's in the Gravity Room * Bulma thought.
Bulma stomped out of the house and reached the Gravity Room pissed as ever.
"Vegeta! Where is my remote, I know you have it!"
Vegeta didn't respond, he was still observing the remote.
* It looks just like a regular remote? Maybe the woman was altering it for me so that if I used it it would blow up in my face! Yeah I bet that was it. Doesn't she know that I can handle a small blast? Oh well, lets see what this button does. *
Vegeta pressed the menu button slowly. A box popped up in front of him.
"Mmmmm. That won't do, ah! But this will!"
Vegeta selected the language menu.
"Let's see... will her bitching sound different in spanish or french? Let's find out!"
Vegeta highlighted the section for spanish. He chuckled as Bulma's voice switched from japanese to spanish.
"Pista vegetal! Consiga su asno apesadumbrado hacia fuera aquí y déme mi telecontrol!" (Vegetable head! Get your sorry ass out here and give me my remote!") Bulma screamed to Vegeta.
"Hmmm. No diffrence, how about French?" Vegeta chuckled to himself.
"Vous bâtard malade! Donnez-moi mon invention en arrière!" (You sick bastard! Give me my invention back!") Bulma screamed in French.
"Nope. No difference. And I thought she wouldn't sound so annoying?"
Vegeta looked towards the door and saw Bulma continuing to scream at her. He grinned to himself, held the remote up and pressed the button "Pause". Bulma froze in a instant.
"Amazing, Now I can get some real training done!" Vegeta spoke to himself.
Vegeta turned the Gravity Machine on and continued to work. All he thought was what to do next with the remote.
He He He. What WILL Vegeta do with the remote soon? Get ready and find out! Please review! In the next cahpters Vegeta will use Bulma's boy sexually! And he'll look into his future!
A/N: Tittle says it all!
Chapter 2 of Guilty Pleasures...
A Tool of Greed
Night soon turned to day and Bulma was in her lab working hard as usual while a certain saiya-jin was "working" hard in the Gravity Chamber.
In Bulma's Lab...........
"Success!"
Bulma screamed with Joy.
"Finally I did it. I made a remote to control time. I can go into the future and I can go into the past, and best of all I can freeze time! I could actually sleep for as long as I want or I can do whatever I want. This is for my use only. No one will know about it except for me....."
* Ring *
"Alright I'm coming!"
Bulma ran to the phone and began to chat with her father on new inventions to look into.
In the Gravity Chamber...............
"4998... Blasted Woman!.....4999..... Wench.....5000....BITCH!"
Vegeta cursed to himself as he finished his set of 5000 situps.
"How dare she insult me. That ignorent excuse for a being. I'll blast her!"
Vegeta continued to train, but all he thought of was Bulma, her invitation, everything about her that stopped him from killing her.
* Did the woman actually mean what she said by the invitation? Nah! * Vegeta thought.
Vegeta continued to ponder on Bulma's actions the night before.
*Perhaps the woman is good for something afterall. Besides, there are other things I'd like to accomplish as well as become a super saiya-jin. Losing my virginity can be one of them. But that is a small thing, what I NEED to focus on is becoming a super saiya-jin..... But... I need to acomplish something. Anything! Maybe the woman has the offer still open?*
Vegeta pondered for a while longer then turned the Gravity Chamber off and proceeded to Bulma's lab.
"Yes Daddy I know, I know......Ok....You to.... Good Bye"
Bulma got off the phone and went back to examining her new invention. Little did she know that Vegeta was watching her. Vegeta stepped out of the shadows and advanced on her from behind. Bulma continued to examine the object. Vegeta licked his lips and prepared himself. When suddenly...........
* Ring *
"Damn, who is it now?" Bulma asked.
* Shit * Vegeta ursed to himself.
Vegeta was about to levitate back to the shadows of Bulma's lab when he spotted her invention.
* Mmmm.. I'll make her pay for her words to the Prince! * Vegeta thought to himself.
Vegeta snatched the remote and sneaked out of Bulma's lab.
"Ok.... I will.... whatever.... Good bye."
Bulma slammed the phone back down on it's cradle and went back to the table.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...... where the hell is Vegeta?"
* I bet he's in the Gravity Room * Bulma thought.
Bulma stomped out of the house and reached the Gravity Room pissed as ever.
"Vegeta! Where is my remote, I know you have it!"
Vegeta didn't respond, he was still observing the remote.
* It looks just like a regular remote? Maybe the woman was altering it for me so that if I used it it would blow up in my face! Yeah I bet that was it. Doesn't she know that I can handle a small blast? Oh well, lets see what this button does. *
Vegeta pressed the menu button slowly. A box popped up in front of him.
"Mmmmm. That won't do, ah! But this will!"
Vegeta selected the language menu.
"Let's see... will her bitching sound different in spanish or french? Let's find out!"
Vegeta highlighted the section for spanish. He chuckled as Bulma's voice switched from japanese to spanish.
"Pista vegetal! Consiga su asno apesadumbrado hacia fuera aquí y déme mi telecontrol!" (Vegetable head! Get your sorry ass out here and give me my remote!") Bulma screamed to Vegeta.
"Hmmm. No diffrence, how about French?" Vegeta chuckled to himself.
"Vous bâtard malade! Donnez-moi mon invention en arrière!" (You sick bastard! Give me my invention back!") Bulma screamed in French.
"Nope. No difference. And I thought she wouldn't sound so annoying?"
Vegeta looked towards the door and saw Bulma continuing to scream at her. He grinned to himself, held the remote up and pressed the button "Pause". Bulma froze in a instant.
"Amazing, Now I can get some real training done!" Vegeta spoke to himself.
Vegeta turned the Gravity Machine on and continued to work. All he thought was what to do next with the remote.
He He He. What WILL Vegeta do with the remote soon? Get ready and find out! Please review! In the next cahpters Vegeta will use Bulma's boy sexually! And he'll look into his future!
