An Excuse to get the G-Boys into Dresses: Part Two

Disclaimer: Once again I do not own any Gundam Wing characters so please don't sue me because the only things I do own: Wufei's red dress, Trowas silver shoes, Quatre's hairclips, and Duo's g-string would probably look better on the boys then they do on you.

Warnings: Yaoi, Crossdressing, Blond!Heero, Lesbian!Relena.

"Okay, it's 1900 hours. Let's go." Quatre said

"Yes," Wufei spat with a disgusted look on his face, "Let's."

"Master Quatre!" One of Quatres 50 odd Mangunacs appeared out of nowhere[1] "Master Quatre, the limousine you requested is ready." Quatre smiled and thanked him. The man turned and was about to walk away when suddenly he turned back and dived at Quatre's feet. "Please Master Quatre.Please, Please don't sacrifice your life like this! Let me go in your place!"

All 5 boys stared at the bearded man. "Uh." Duo started, "No offence man, but there's no way you could ever pass as a chick. I mean, if I was cruising the town, and I saw a chick who looked like you, I would, under no circumstances, invite her into my car."

Quatre reluctantly nodded, "I'm sorry Osim but Duo's right, you wouldn't be able to infiltrate the party. I will report to Rashid the moment I get back. Okay?"

The bearded man nodded, "As you order Master Quatre."

Duo grinned, "Alright boys. I mean girls. I mean. I don't know what I mean. Let's just head for the limo, right?"

Heero pushed past Duo roughly, "I will deal with you once the mission is over." Duo grinned, "Alright. Heero's gonna deal with me. Cool."

Wufei raised an eyebrow, "You worry me Maxwell, you truly do."

Duo darted after Heero, "Hey Hee-chan save me a seat. I want to sit next to you! You can see my new g-string!"

Wufei grabbed a wad of tissues out of his handbag and held it up to his nose just as it started to bleed.

Quatre walked demurely towards the limo, smiling at Trowa, who was as quiet as he always was. As they reached the car, Trowa opened the door and gave Quatre a hand in then climbed in next to him. Duo once again had his dress hitched around his waist and was showing Heero his silk purple g-string. Heero was nodding absentmindedly at Duo's comments, although it was obvious he was not paying any attention whatsoever to the boy. Duo seemed to realise this to because his next comment was, "So I was thinking I would take it off and table dance at the party in hopes you would get down on your knees and beg me to take you here and now."

Heero nodded to the boy, "That's nice Duo." He told him staring at his watch.

Quatre laughed under his breath wondering whether the two would get together. Duo flirted with everything that had two legs and a pair of lips, and some things that didn't, but he was fun to be around nevertheless. Trowa wrapped an arm around Quatre's waist and pulled the boy closer to him, to make room for Wufei on the seat. The car shuddered as the motor coughed into life and began its sedate pace towards the party.

Quatre smiled brightly as his driver opened the door. Duo clambered over everyone's knees, determined to be the first out, the rest of the boys followed at a more dignified pace. Duo began to speak animatedly about the size of the house, and was ignored by everyone, including Heero, on whose arm he was clinging quite tightly. Quatre slipped his hand into Trowas, entwining his fingers comfortably. Trowa smiled protectively down at his little buddy, bringing the hand up to his mouth and brushing his rough lips across the boy's knuckles.

Wufei held the door open for the other four boys, and then reluctantly trailed in after them.

An older man in a perfectly tailored suit appeared out of nowhere to lead them to the main room of the party. As the reached the room the man reached out a hand and tried to take Wufei's red fur scarf. Wufei lashed out with his fists and gave the man a broken nose before snatching up his scarf and giving the butler a good hard kick in the ribs with his very high heels. Looking very proud of himself Wufei swept into the room followed by the rest of the bemused looking G-boys.

Wufei sat down at one of the vacant seats between two androgynous looking girls. Duo immediately tugged Heero off to the buffet table and Trowa settled into the shadows to listen to the classically beautiful music. A handful of girls were dancing in pairs or threesomes out on the dance floor. Quatre watched them enviously, finally he seemed to get up some courage as a new song started. "Dance with me Tro?" He tugged at the taller boys hands.

Quatres huge blue eyes stared up at Trowa, imploring him to dance. Trowa smiled weakly, "Anything you want Quatre." He said, and allowed the smaller boy to drag him out onto the dance floor. Quatre leaned forward and placed his hands on Trowa's hips. Trowa founds his hips tingling with the contact, ignoring it he entwined his arms around Quatres neck, and began to sway in time with the music, and the younger boy.

"Here, try this," Duo said, putting his half eaten chocolate and cream cupcake up to Heero's lips. The stoic boy shook his head. "Eat your own food Duo." He told the boy, his cheeks slightly pink on the bones. Heero took a few steps away from Duo, trying to mix, to get the mission achieved as soon as possible. Duo stared at Heero as the boy ran away from him yet again. Damn, flirting with Heero was like flirting with a rock. Maybe Wufei would. Duo sighed as he saw Wufei giving his rant about justice to the handful of girls who were gathered around him. Quatre was engaged in conversation with a short dark haired girl who was clasping his hand and attempting to feel him up alternatively. Trowa, as usual was standing behind Quatre, and watching the boy in apathetic silence. This was boring! Duo bounced up to Trowa, "Hey Tro-" He broke off, "How's my favourite lady? Wanna dance?" Trowa looked over at Quatre who was still giving more of his attention to the girl than to Trowa. ".Sure" The boy told him, and followed him out to the dance floor. Duo slid one hand around Trowa's waist, and placed his second on the boys shoulder, "Shrink a bit for me Tro-chan, you're too tall." The normally passive boy smiled at this comment, "Grow a little Duo, I think it's you who are too short." He carefully placed his hand in the same position as Duo had his in, and began to waltz around the room with him.

"So you see, it was an injustice that the female lead should still be alive after such a obvious loss. The weak onna was dead and should have stayed dead." Wufei announced

"It's girl power Wu, You see no man can ever compete with a woman."

"Excuse me?" Wufei said spitting out his mouthful of wine.

The girl straddled his hips, and captured his lips before he could protest. A good 5 minutes later when he was finally released, Wufei found himself unable to say more then, "By Nataku."

The girl smiled at him, "It's simple Wu, you see a girl knows what a girl wants."

Wufei was seeing stars, "You know what I want?" He questioned dumbly.

The girl smiled, "Looks like we have a winner Lulu!"

Lulu smiled, "A very beautiful winner. I love Asian girls." She smiled meeting his obsidian eyes.

Wufei smiled half drunken on the kiss, "Guess I'm lucky to be an Asian girl then."

//Hang On!// His mind protested, //You're not a girl!//

"That's irrelevent." He murmured, as he got to know some of the girls at the table a little better.

"Do you like to dance?" The girl asked, "I like to dance with other girls, they have a sensitivity that boys just don't seem to-" She stopped as Quatre stared around him, "Sorry," Quatre told her, "I seem to have lost my friend," The girl giggled, "The tall brunette?" She asked, "Oh, her girlfriend dragged her off to dance. Would you like to dance with me?" Quatre stared out to the dance floor, and sure enough, there was Trowa, dancing, with a warm smile on his face. Quatre felt like someone was slashing his heart to pieces, Trowa rarely smiled, and yet here he was with someone else smiling his face off. It took Quatre a moment to recognise the figure in his best friend's arms, and within that second a thousand different ways flashed through his mind on how to torture the mystery girl, until he realised it was Duo. Quatre bit his lip in anguish, maybe it was just as well he had never committed anything to Trowa, it seemed like his best friend had finally found happiness with Heero's braided baka. Well not Heero's any more. Quatre finally realised the girl was still waiting for a reply, "I.uh.I have to go to the bathroom." He managed trying to hold back tears.

Heero stared at the braided baka in shock. He was dancing, waltzing. Heero only just managed to stop himself from giving the Heero Yuy 'Glare of Death(' A blond girl who Heero had been talking with early clung to his arm. Heero was reminded strongly of Duo. "So, tell me, are you enjoying my party?" The girl asked flirtatiously. "Ah.Yes. It's very nice." He wracked his brains trying to remember "Relena." That was it.

The girl smiled and battered her eyelashes at him. Her cornflower blue eyes stared up at his coyly. For some reason they held none of the allure of Duo's brilliant violet eyes. Seeing his attention wandering she pulled him back to her table and sat down on his lap with an inviting smile, "So, what's a gorgeous girl like you doing at a party like this?" She raised a perfectly shaped eyebrow. Heero tried to form a viable answer, "I.Ah.I wanted to meet someone interesting." The girls lips twitched, and her hand began to creep up his thigh, "Is that so."

Suddenly she pulled her hand back and all traces of seduction fled from her voice, "Do you have a gun in your pants, or was there something you wanted to tell me?"

Heero slipped a hand into his skirt and came out with his gun, "I have a gun in my pants."[2]

"Oh!" The seduction was, most unfortunately, back. "So, should I have a pink wedding dress or a white wedding dress.or do you want to wear the dress?"

A very large OOC sweatdrop appeared on the back of Heero's head.

"I." Heero stuttered out, "I don't think we know each other well enough for that."

Relena stared at him in incomprehension, "Of course we do." she paused, "Er.What was your name again?"

"It's. ah.Iroway." Relena beamed at him,

"Did you know that that's Heero in pig latin?"

Heero put his hand behind his head in an extremely Goku like movement, "Ah no. I had no idea."

"Oh." Relena beamed, "I used to have a crush on a guy called Heero."

Heero started, "What happened?"

"My girlfriend, Dorothy."

"Devil brows?!?" Heero inserted

"That's her." Relena confirmed, "convinced me, that men just didn't have what it takes."

Heero swallowed nervously, "Er.Relena, there's something I have to tell you."

Wufei was drunk. After 2 hours of alternating between drinking, and ranting, Wufei was absolutely sloshed. He was smashed. And he was going to get some. He followed blindly behind the two scantily clad lesbians. Dark haired Lulu slammed the door to the room in Relena's mansion closed, and began to stalk towards the bed. "Well Wu, are you ready for a good time?"

The girls blonde lover, Ember, smirked, "Sweet, beautiful." She captured his lips, "Delicious Wu." She ran a slender finger down his arm, "We're going to show you what woman to woman love is really like."

-Notes-

I was intending to finish this story in 2 parts, but that didn't work. Next chapter should be the last. A huge thank you to VtE, I'm glad you like it, Magus, Well the crossdressing was plot-related..but I liked writing it ^_^, Himeko, Well here's the next chapter and Ken. What else can I say but. Ai shiteru! Thank you all for reviewing! It really made my day!!!

----------------------- [1] Have you noticed how they do that? It's annoying!!!!

[2] Oooh you hentai's! You though Heero got a stiff over Relena. Heero has WAAAY more taste then that!