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A/N: Tittle says it all!

Chapter 3 of Guilty Pleasures...
To Mute or Not To Mute?


Vegeta trained for about a day without real time passing by.

"Amazing. I even feel stronger. I better unfreeze the woman If I expect the woman to fix me my food." Vegeta decided.

Vegeta pressed pause again and Bulma continued to yell at him. Vegeta held his hand up to Bulma's mouth, silencing her imediately.

"Woman! Fix me my dinner or I'll redo your face the old fashioned way!"

Bulma gulped to herself and moped to the kitchen. Vegeta right behind her, twirled the remote in the air and continued to chuckle to hisself. Bulma immediatly began to fix Vegeta's dinner. Growing impacient, Vegeta pressed the speed button on the remote. Bulma moved faster and displayed his food before him. Vegeta began to woof his food down. He was begining to love the remote more and more. Then Bulma's mother came in.

"Oh Hi Vegeta! I see Bulma fixed you your dinner. I was going to fix it for you, but oh well.!"

Noticing that Bulma was going to reply, Vegeta pressed the mute button. Silence filled Vegeta's ears. Bulma and her mother continued to talk unaware that Vegeta couldn't hear them. Vegeta got up and left the room, satisfied with himself. He went back to the Gravity Room and continued to train.

The next day..........

"That's right! Vegeta took my remote! I'll get him for that!" Bulma whispered to herself.

Bulma marched out of her lab and onto the grass of the compound. She glanced at the Gravity Room and grolwed to herself. Her skirt blew in the wind along with her hair. She reached the door and was about to knock when........

"He He He! I had a feeling you'd return. Let's see where you have been this morning?" Vegeta suggested.

Vegeta pressed the rewind button and saw Bulma walking backwards. He followed her. Bulma walked backwards to her lab, the kitchen up the stairs and to her room. Vegeta grinned to himself. Then it occured to him.

* Wait a minuet! Doesn't the woman take a shower every morning? *

Vegeta continued to grin to himself and pressed the slow button. Bulma's movements slowed down extremly. Vegeta sat on the bed and enjoyed the show. Bulma slowly took off her Lab Coat, then her shoes, then her skirt, then her shirt. Vegeta twirled the remote around in the air happily. Bulma then slipped her panties off followed by her bra. Vegeta gazed at Bulma's body hungrily. Bulma looked towards the laundry basket and the towel floated through the air and into Bulma's hand. Bulma rewrapped herself and walked into the bathroom backwards. Vegeta was right behind. Bulma turned the water on and entered the shower. Vegeta marveled at Bulma's wonderful body. Strange emotions were soaring through his body. He didn't know what to do with himself. Vegeta pressed the pause button and Bulma's movements froze. Her hands were in her hair and her face was directly under the water. Vegeta's eyes scanned Bulma's body from top to bottom. He was going into a trance, wondering what a wonderful body Bulma had. Sudden;y he had a urge. A urge to touch Bulma's body. He pushed his hand outward, slowly and timidly.

* What the hell am I doing? * Vegeta asked himself.

Vegeta continued to edge his handon more and more. He touched the droplets that were in mid air, then brushed them away. Vegeta gently touched Bulma's chest then shyly drew it lower to one of her breats. Marveling at the sensation, he contnued to go lower. Then he stopped.

* This must end! *

Vegeta drew his hand away from Bulma's body and held it as if it were burnt. He dried his hand and went to his room. He held the remote in his hands, left the bathroom and entered his room. He laid on his back in his head pondering many thoughts. He held the remote in his hands and sighed sadly. Almost bored like. With the stillness of the air and the quietness getting to him, Vegeta pressed the forward button. He heard life go on as it had that day. He listened to Bulma's movements. He then heard her screaming. Screaming to the empty gravity Chamber. He pressed play and fell asleep.

Hours later.........

It was nightfall. Vegeta sat upright and glanced at his clock. 10:00 pm.

"What have I done?" Vegeta asked himself.

Vegeta wanted to go and train, but ideas were nagging him in the inside. He didn't have to worry. He could pause time and train for as long as he wanted. He also wanted to explore the use of the tool he borrowed, more like stole.

"Well this is something new! I actually want to stay and use this thing to my advantage?"

Vegeta looked at the remote and looked at every single button.

* Hmm? Maybe I could do this? *

Vegeta pressed a button and closed his eyes. He just happened to press the fast forward button. Vegeta was heading towards the future, his future. He dare not opened his eyes just yet.

After a little while Vegeta pressed the play button. He opened his eyes and noticed that the room he currently was in was diffrent.

* What the hell happened to my room? *

It was light lilac. Flowers were everywhere. Doll houses, stuffed animals, your typical little girls room. Literally.

"What the hell is going on?" *Wha?*

Vegeta sensed two power levels coming his way. He hid in the shadows of the girls room and awaited who was to come.

"Come on Bra! If you want to learn how to fly then you have to leave your dolls behind!"

"But Trunks! I want my dollies to fly to!"

"Dolls can't fly!"

Trunks grabbed one of Bra's dools and snapped it in half.

"There, that takes care of that!"

"Waaahhhh! Daddy!"

"Oh Shit!"

* Who the hell are these two? * Vegeta thought.

"DDDAAAADDDDDDYYY!"

Vegeta's ears were about to break! The young girls screaming was hurting everyone.

"ALRIGHT!"

* There finnaly some one hushed her screaming. Reminds me of Bulma! Oh God!*

"What the hell is going on in here?"

*sniff* "Daddy! Trunks broke my dollies again!"

"Aw Dad it was an accident! I swear!"

"Accident my ass!"

Future Vegeta picked Trunks up and hurled him out of the window.

"Wow! Thankyou Daddy!"

* That man, it couldn't be me! It just couldn't be! I couldn't have mated and had two demi-saiyajins? Could I have? *

Trunks levitated back into the room and stared at his father agrily.

"Damn old man! Why did you have to do that!"

"You needed that! Anyways, your mother has lunch downstairs!"

"Daddy can I have a piggy back ride to the kitchen?"

"No!"

"Pretty Please!"

"No!"

"Pretty Please!"

*growling* "Fine!"

"Yay!"

Future Vegeta picked Bra up and the went downstairs followed by Trunks.

* But how! This must be a nightmare! But if this isn't, who did I mate with? *

Vegeta knew in the back of his head who. He didn't want to admit it just yet! He levitated out of the room and looked around the house. He looked to what used to be Dr. Briefs and Mrs. Briefs room, which was now his and his mates.

* Well atleast the idiot mother's gone! *

He looked down the hall and glaned into Trunks room. Action Figures, Martial Arts Trophies, pictures of girls were plastered all over the walls. Vegeta quietly headed down stairs and peeked in on his..dare he say it...family.

The kids were at the table, fighting as usual! Future Vegeta held his mate from behind at the sink and rested his head on her shoulder. Running his hands all over her.

"Vegeta stop! Not infront of the kids!"

"Yeah! Dad! Not infront of the kids!" Trunks protested.

"Hush boy! Just go outside and take your sister!"

"Yay! I'm going to learn how fly!"

"Yeah when pigs fly, oh i forgot they can't!"

The two continued to argue as they walked outside leaving the grown-ups. Vegeta tried his best to get a view of his future bride. Hoping it wasn;t...HER!

"Just take care of the kids and I'll be all yours tonight!"

"Very well!"

Future Vegeta took his leave leaving the woman alone.

"Don't kill them!"

"I'll try not to!"

* Finnaly the woman was alone *

Vegeta stepped out of the shadows once more, wanting to see her.

"Come out Vegeta! I know your there!"

"But how did you know?"

"My husband told me. he felt your ki long ago!"

"Is it true? You are my future mate?"

"That I am Vegeta! I and your future children have changed you!"

"Change is not what I need nor want!"

"Oh really! Family and love CAN make one stronger you know!"

"Save your garbage for someone that really cares!"

"Fine then! I have to go and work on, *Chuckle* your Gravity Machine! See ya!"

Bulma left leaving Vegeta by himself.

"Why is this happening to me? Should I be thankful that I won't live a lonely life in my future? What am I to think?"

Vegeta sat on the balcony where his NEW room was. He watched his family go on there daily routine. He felt a little disgusted, that he has been reduced to live a earth like life.

* Maybe I can see my death? *

Vegeta pressed forward and saw his family move quicker. It was almost amusing. He felt everyone's ki move frantically. He felt his youngest go to her friend, he felt his so go into his room then he felt himself and HER move behind him. He still didn't want to admit that Bulma was his future bride.

"Um...we are going to be now? Don't you think it's time to go back to the past or something?" Bulma made aware.

"Perhaps" Vegeta replied.

"Well, were going to be...Busy if you know what I mean? Just to let you know we don't care if you watch."

"How dare you!"

Vegeta turned around to late, Bulma had already entered the room. Vegeta stared into outer space wondering what he would do? His concentration was interupted to moaning. He immediately grew uncomfortable. He tried to ignore it but he couldn't/ Wanting to shut her up he jumped off of the rail, turned to the door and stepped ina and froze. Bulma saw his reaction.

"I...warned you!...ahhh!"

This would be planted inside of Vegeta's mid for a very long time. His future self on the bottom with Bulma straddely his hips. Rocking back and forth.

"Enjoying the show?"

Hearing his own voice only pissed himself off. He flew out of the door immediately and floated to the sky. He pressed rewind and returned to the past.



Next chater will be out soon! Vegeta returns to the past. Please review! Ja ne'