An Excuse to get the G-Boys into Dresses: Part Four

-Notes-

God this took me absolutely ages to get out, ne? My apologies, writers block and denied access to my muse. LOL.It's kinda weird, but that's to be expected when you write at.1:37PM And I had a ton of work to do for school. I am now finally finished, and I got really good grades *grins*! And I have to say first, a huge thankyou, to my as of now favourite reviewer, Magus! I cannot believe you have reviewed all three chapters! ::Offers him pocky:: And :o) I liked that bit. lol. I think I would like to become a member of the society for helping Wufei get some (If I could just remember that web address. ::hits self on head::.), Okoluo, thanks for your ideas, they were good for a laugh, but even Wu-bear wouldn't do that ::glomps her wufei plushie:: I wuv you wu-wu. And last but definitely not least, Gilligan I am finally continuing, happy?. And everyone needs to know that reviews make me go way faster!!! Anyway I figure I'll get on with.

*ring ring*

"Moshi Moshi"

".Moshi Moshi."

"Not wishy woshy, moshi moshi. With a 'm'"

"What?!?"

"No."

"In a minute, I'm doing.my homework."

"Yes, I promise I will cook."

".Food."

"Ja ne"

".I said bye."

Sorry. Phone call; does anyone else answer the phone with moshi moshi? It's such a cool way to answer the phone, apart from the fact that you get some weird replies. Damn these notes get longer every time.Anyway, on with the story, for real this time.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Gundam boys. I don't own water balloons. I don't own any lesbians. I own my muses though.

Nat: No you don't

Dria: Niichan? Of course I own you!!! MWUHAHAHA I own both my muses

K-chan: No you don't

Dria: Disrespectful muses, get out of the disclaimer.

Heero strode towards the bar, "Martine on the rocks." He ordered. Snatching up his drink Heero slunk into the darkest corner of the bar. Suddenly out of nowhere Relena appeared, her body painfully close. She smiled, and brushed slender fingers across the bodice of his dress, then squeezed his water balloons. Both popped, drenching Heero's dress. Heero stared down in shock, "My breasts." He said, then looked at Relena, he said the first explanation that came to mind, "They were silicon"

Relena stared down at her own breasts in shock, "That's what happens when silicon pops?" She eeped.

"I've got to go to the bathroom!" Heero said, and made a break for the girls bathroom.

Relena stared after him in shock, something about the girl (or was it a boy?) seemed awfully familiar.

Heero pushed open the door, in the middle of the room, Trowa and Quatre stood, clutching each other as if they were drowning,

"Oh Trowa, I'm so sorry!" Quatre sobbed.

"." Trowa clutched Quatre harder, weeping.

"I love you Tro-koi." Quarte blubbered

"I love you too." Trowa snivelled.

Heero cleared his throat. "If you two can spare a moment?" Heero asked.

"What?" Quatre snapped.

"Relena popped my breasts." Heero muttered

"What?!?"

"The evil phycho chick tried to grope me!" He cried.

"You're scared of her!" Quatre stated incredulously

"Of course not!" Heero denied

"You are!"

"Okay, I am." Heero admitted, "But can you lend me a breast."

"What?" Quatre asked

"Relena popped mine can I have one of yours?"

"No!" Quatre said crossing his arms protectively over his breasts.

"But you're a blonde, people will expect you to be flat."

"You're a blonde too." Trowa pointed out.

Heero's hand flew to his hair, "Oh yeah.I'd forgotten that." He muttered, "But Quatre, you have to give me one of your breasts!"

Quatre growled, "No! Couldn't you see we were having a private discussion?"

Heero blinked, "A kodak moment?" He asked.

Quatre pointed at the door, "Get out!"

Trowa pressed two water balloons into his hands, "Have mine. Go!" He said simply.

Heero pulled a face and fixed his breasts before giving the two boys their privacy.

~~~

Duo downed his third raspberry and vodka (mmm.My personal favourite!) and tried to get use the chairs to climb onto the table. Damn things kept moving around! Finally managing to get onto the table Duo began to dance seductively in time with the music.

A crowd of girls gathered around the table, clapping a cheering him on, and urging him to take off his clothes.

Duo did as requested shying away from the slaps and pinches aimed at his posterior. He grinned as he spotted Heero coming out of the bathroom,

"Hey Hee-chan! I told you I'd strip for you tonight! Now get down on your knees and beg for me koi!"

Heero's eyes bulged at the sight of his violet-eyed roommate stripping on top of a table surrounded by girls. "Duo!" He called, and tried to make his way through the crowd to pull his friend off the table, but he was, quite unfortunately too late.

"Oh my god! That's a boy!" A sexy blonde called.

"Eeew! A guy, at our party? Let's get him." Another girl added

Relena's voice rose above the rest, "There's two of them!" She screeched. "Let's stone them!"

Heero found himself being jostled along with Duo into a ring of girls in the centre of the room.

Even in his intoxicated state Heero's senses screamed danger but his body refused to comprehend the threat.

"Hey Relena, for what there used to be between us, could you grant me one last favour?" Heero asked.

Relena pursed her lips, "One thing, and only one."

"Could you give me a screaming orgasm?"

"What?" Relena screeched.

"I mean the drink!" Heero was quick to clarify, "Could you get me one?"

"You're underage Heero." She said disapprovingly.

Heero sighed, "Oh well, it was worth a try."

Relena nodded, "Right girls, let's stone them."

Heero clutched Duo to his chest, "Duo before we die, I want you to know, I love you"

Duo nodded. "Of course you do Hee-chan, I always knew it." He managed before both boys were pelted with small bags of marijuana.

~~~

Quatre and Trowa stumbled out of the bathroom, still making out, in hopes that they could help their desperate friends.

Heero and Duo stood in the middle of the room being pelted by what looked like bags of. cannabis.

Trowa raised an eyebrow, "Is Relena throwing. illegal drugs at Heero?" He asked in shock.

Quatre wrinkled his nose, "We have to stop this!" He said, kissing Trowa a few more times before pulling away.

All the girls in the room turned to watch them, and Quatre blushed very pink.

"Aw, how cute."

"Don't you just wish it was your first time too?"

Relenas face turned pink, "These two are boys too!" She screeched, "What are you doing here?"

"Relena, calm down!" Quatre placated, "From one pacifist to another, I must ask you not to be violent. Let Heero and Duo go."

Relena looked at the two boys, "Oh all right, off you go you two." She said and made shooing motions.

Heero picked Duo up and practically ran towards the waiting limousine grateful to get away from the evil weed-wielding lesbians.

~~~

Quatre and Trowa finally made it to the limousine and found Heero waiting with an unconscious Duo.

"What happened to him?" Quatre asked in concern.

Heero shot the violet eyed boy a glare, "I got sick of him trying to grope me so I knocked him out." Heero informed them seriously.

Quatre giggled, "You can grope me any time you want Trowa."

Trowa blinked.

Quatre cleared his throat and gave the driver his instructions, "Back to my mansion. On the double."

The man nodded and the car sped off toward Quatres mansion.

~~~

The three conscious boys stumbled into Quatres house, Heero carrying Duo.

"I think I should go dump Duo into a cold shower. We'll see you in the morning." He smirked, as Duo stirred in his arms "On second though, maybe that shower won't be so cold."

Quatre eeped, "Ecchi!"

Trowa smirked, "You know, a shower could be nice." He smiled at Quatre suggestively, who eeped even louder and backed away,

"Ah.anyone for a nice cup of tea?"

Heero shook his head, and stalked off up the steps.

Trowa nodded and then said, "You know, somethings missing."

Quatre raised an eyebrow then it struck him.

"Trowa! Where's Wufei?"

~~~

Wufei scoured the room for a pair of wearable clothes, his silk dress having being ruined earlier. Lulu wasn't helping, she was lying sultrily on the bed beckoning him with her finger,

"Lu, Ember, my friends will be worrying about me!" He exclaimed, "I need something to wear!"

Lulu stood and stalked over to her closet, pulling out a white silk shirt and pants,

"I had a really nice time." Wufei said shyly.

Lulu smiled, "Then how about we come to your place?"

"You can't!" Wufei objected.

"You're ashamed of us." Ember said pouting.

"It's not you! It's me." Wufei said

Lulu laughed, "That's the oldest excuse in the book."

Wufei raised an eyebrow, "I've never heard a guy use it before."

Ember grinned, "That's because it's the girls excuse."

Wufei pouted, but both girls jumped on him and hugged him.

"Make sure you ring us fei-sweetie. Tell us how it goes. And come visit us again soon." Lulu told him.

Wufei nodded, "Of course."

~~~

Trowa pulled in his jacket, "We'd better go find him."

At that moment the door swung open and Wufei walked in. Quatre beamed,

"Wufei!" He cried, and glomped him. Wufei winced as Quatre touched his still painful welts.

"Ow, Quatre, please, let go!" Quatres eyes widened as he saw the blood soaked shirt,

"Wufei, you've been tortured!" He cried in dismay

"Hardly," Wufei muttered.

"What happened? Was it OZ? Romefeller? Relena?" Quatre demanded, his eyes going zeroish.

Wufei backed away, "Quatre I'm fine! I'm just going up to take a shower. Good night." He said firmly and took off up the stairs.

Trowa raised an eyebrow, "I bet it was Treize."

Quatre shuddered, "I don't want to think about it."

Trowa smirked, "I'm sure I can find a way to distract you." He murmered, and swept Quatre off his feet, carrying him towards his bedroom.

(Do you guys want me to write about what happens "the next day", or shall I end it here? I can write more, but I won't unless lots of people want me to continue. Ja ne minna-san)