An Excuse to get the G-Boys into Dresses: Part Five

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Wufei in black leather- you're trying to scare me aren't you?. ::Shivers:: I like the idea of Quatre in black leather best::cruel sadistic smile:: But I can only see Heero as the leather type…and maybe Duo… But it was so cool to get feedback thanks so much Tech!!!

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Quatre yawned and stretched sleepily, then stopped mid movement as he felt an arm tighten around his waist.

"T-trowa" Quatre stuttered, "What are you doing in my bed?"

Trowa pulled Quatre down for a searing kiss, "What do you think?"

Quatres eyes went very wide, "You're…oh…"

Trowa smiled "You know, since you can't seem to recall last night I'm definitely going to need to refresh your memory, preferably before Heero and Duo wake up and start screaming."

The previous nights activities came back to Quatre with a crash and he eeped, "Oh god! Heero and Duo, oh kuso!"

Trowa laughed, "Why Quatre I wasn't aware you knew how to swear."

Quatre blushed pink, "I…That is to say, I…"

Trowa smirked, "I think I like it Quatre." He said, and captured Quatres lips in another searing kiss.

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Wufei groaned as his room slowly came into focus. He rolled out of bed then let out a yelp when the room started spinning and threw up all over his feet.

"I got drunk last night." He deduced.

He checked his bed for any unwelcome visitors, and sighed in relief as he realised there were no pilots in there, "Thank god."

Gripping the wall with his left hand Wufei made his way to the bathroom, and a hot shower that was calling his name, wincing as his tank top touched his back,

"What the ^&*% did I do last night?" He asked himself as he finally found the bathroom door

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Heero sat up sharply, sending the blankets flying, and exposing Duo's very buff very naked body.

"What the ^&*% are you doing in my bed Duo?" Heero asked

Duo moaned and snuggled closer to Heero, who looked down and realised with shock that Duo wasn't the only naked one.

"Duo" Heero shook his best friend, "What happened last night?"

Duo's violet eyes fluttered open lazily, "Oh it's you" Duo straddled his hips and began to kiss his chest teasingly.

Heero tried to escape his roomates lips, "Duo…"

Duo looked up and smirked, "I love it when you say my name, say it again koi."

Heero becoming exceedingly more aware of Duos proximity managed another Duo, before lust overtook him, and he began to give as good as he got.

~ Some time later ~

"Oh wow Trowa! I didn't know you could cook pancakes," Quatre exclaimed in delight.

Trowa shrugged, "There's a lot of things you don't know about me." He replied.

Wufei walked down the stairs, trying to look calm and collected.

"Winner, Barton." He nodded coldly to the two boys, shuddering at their disgusting display, "Where are Yuy and Maxwell?"

As if on cue there was a rhythmic creaking noise from the room above the kitchen, and a loud masculine moan. Wufei winced as a throaty cry came down through the thin walls.

"Heero and Duo have been up there all morning." Quatre explained.

Wufei's eyes widened, "All morning? What are they, rabbits?"

Trowa coughed discretely into his hand.

Quatre handed him a plate filled with pancakes, "Eat up Wufei, when Heero and Duo get down they'll be needing all the pancakes to give them some strength."

Wufei shuddered, "I'm going up to my room to meditate." He announced.

"Hello this is Quatre Winner, can I help you?" Quatre said picking up the phone.

He was quiet for a moment then thrust the phone at Wufei, "I think it's for you. It's a girl 'Lulu', she's looking for her 'Wu-bear'" Quatre said giving Wufei a questioning look. Wufei snatched the phone out of his hand. "Very well." He said calmly.

"Good morning Lulu." He announced emotionlessly.

A blush spread through Wufeis cheeks as he listened to whatever the girl was saying. "I suppose you can visit."

Wufei coloured even more, and there was a long pause, "No I do not want you to bring your whips."

Quatres eyes widened, as the significance of Wufeis conversation began to occur to him.

"You two are like ferrets, didn't you get enough…ahem" Wufei cleared his throat nervously, "favours last night"

Another pause, "Of course I liked it Lulu, it's just…"

Wufeis cheeks suddenly turned bright red and blood began to gush out of his nose, "I'm sure that will be fine. Now I need to get a hanky, my nose is bleeding again." He said hurriedly, putting down the phone. He returned a moment later and gave her the address.

There was a pause and Wufei gave a girlish giggle, "I love you too pooky." He said, shyly. Wufei hung up the phone and glared at Quatre and Trowa who were staring at him in shock.

"Pooky?" Trowa repeated incredulous.

Wufei pursed his lips, "That phone call was vital for the mission that we were assigned, I was obviously the only one who tried to rendezvous with our contacts."

Quatre stared at him dumbly, "We were supposed to rendezvous with someone?" He asked.

Wufei sighed, "Yes. My contacts are coming here today to give me vital information."

Trowa snickered, "Of course Wu-bear." He mocked the boy quietly.

The Chinese boys vein popped out of his head. "Be silent Barton. Unless your mission objective was to get Winner into bed you cannot claim you succeeded."

Trowa smirked evilly, "but it was," he wrapped a slender arm around Quatres waist, "I think that's going to be my mission objective from now on. What do you say koi?"

Quatre blushed, and propelled Trowa none to gently towards the lounge room, "They say words speak louder then actions, right Trowa?" Quatre asked, pushing his lover onto the couch.

Wufeis eyes widened, "The dishonour!" He clamped his hand to his nose, "You two hentais should get a room!" He shouted.

Quatre smiled, and shut the lounge room door, "This one'll do just fine!" He said.

(I'm so sorry! I'll have the lesbians actually show up next chapter! I hate myself for drawing this out so much, I just can't be bothered writing more tonight, and I want to get this up, because I've already made you wait too long thanks to my house moving. Anyway, I'm off to unpack my room! I love you guys! All my readers and reviewers. Ja ne ~Dria)