HARRY POTTER'S TRUE IDENTITY: SHOULD THIS ADDICT
REALLY BE CALLED HARRY POTTHEAD?
Just this evening we received a special report of Harry potter being seen using his magic to get weed and all sorts of drugs. The police have not even tried to catch him. Harry Potter has broken into many banks already. Well folks we will keep you updated.
PLUS! HAGRID LOSING WEIGHT!?!?
This big behemoth has broken into all the stores in the U.S. but he has only stole items that are involved most commonly with diets he has been sited off the coast of the Mississippi River washing all the food down with water.
DUMBLEDORE GONE!
Oh no the world's oldest man has died of a massive heart attack when having a cup of tea and the evil Barney the dinosaur jumped out at him scaring to death.
***************WANTED********************
Barney the dinosaur.
Has purple spots and often plays on children show of his own.
He is suspected of delivering pot, weed, and other drugs to children if they participate in his show.
REALLY BE CALLED HARRY POTTHEAD?
Just this evening we received a special report of Harry potter being seen using his magic to get weed and all sorts of drugs. The police have not even tried to catch him. Harry Potter has broken into many banks already. Well folks we will keep you updated.
PLUS! HAGRID LOSING WEIGHT!?!?
This big behemoth has broken into all the stores in the U.S. but he has only stole items that are involved most commonly with diets he has been sited off the coast of the Mississippi River washing all the food down with water.
DUMBLEDORE GONE!
Oh no the world's oldest man has died of a massive heart attack when having a cup of tea and the evil Barney the dinosaur jumped out at him scaring to death.
***************WANTED********************
Barney the dinosaur.
Has purple spots and often plays on children show of his own.
He is suspected of delivering pot, weed, and other drugs to children if they participate in his show.
